3.12 Armed and Dangerous

You never know for certain what you're going to get. Sometimes, it's a box of grenades. Sometimes, Santa gives you a gun arm to take down Albert Einstein. Sometimes, a nuclear power plant melts down.

Chapters

• 0:00 A running start
• 2:14 How to dial a Sheriff
• 4:01 Dress brightly for Front Line
• 9:33 More sprites, please
• 11:25 G.I. Joe is useless
• 12:56 Tank? Again?
• 21:03 Capcom goes Commando
• 24:54 Up in Gun.Smoke
• 28:49 Rambo enters the stage
• 32:01 Rush and Attack, not what you heard
• 34:13 G.I. Joe is still useless
• 34:44 Ikari means Fury
• 42:23 Buy a Mac for The Dark Castle
• 52:18 Horse, but Iron
• 53:46 Castlevania, a mystery for the ages
• 1:00:28 Your Top Gunner can't aim
• 1:01:42 LIft that Heavy Gunner
• 1:02:36 Che starts a Guerilla War
• 1:03:57 Captain Silver goes on a trip
• 1:04:45 Karnov, rocking those red pants
• 1:05:59 Boot Camp, sports with guns
• 1:07:24 Finally, it's Contra
• 1:12:06 Bionic Commando is no Commando at all
• 1:13:37 When life gvies you lemons, make Mega Man
• 1:23:45 Not today, Airborne Ranger
• 1:24:27 Chelnov, the Nuclear Man
• 1:28:02 Failing at RoboCop
• 1:31:56 The good Bionic Commando
• 1:34:38 Mega Man, too
• 1:37:21 Same old P.O.W., brand new Silkworm
• 1:38:14 Caliber .50 goes back to Nam
• 1:38:54 Regain your manhood with Toki
• 1:40:08 What if Mega Man but for DOS?
• 1:44:16 Wrap-up