1 Minute with The Bald-Headed Poet
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1 Minute with The Bald-Headed Poet
Prose and Cons Talk: Halloween Exposed
I walked down Melbourne Street
to hear the bands play ghoulish melodies.
Someone yelled, "I've witnessed a murder."
I saw him lurking around the corner,
and instantly noticed his sideburns.
His cape was black and wrinkled and
blood was on his T-Shirt.
People ran to see the crime scene,
but the man disappeared.
They found body parts in a brazier.
It smelled liked beans and barbecue ribs.
The police thought it was joke,
but real blood was on the rest of the corpse.
A girl identified a tall white man,
and said he drove off in an old green van.
I told an officer about the creep,
He said his name is Vampire Pete,
A famous ventriloquist,
He killed his wife by accident.
He thought she was a mannequin.
They stopped his suicide attempt,
The wicked fool had rope marks on his neck.
Poems are green and Poetry is mean.
-Poetry Beast
Please accept my endless gratitude,
I'm tickled pink,
You're a gift!
Thank you for your time and attention.
It's a blessing you've stopped to observe and listen.
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