Artificial Super Duper Intelligence

What happens when a dim-witted AI humanoid robot gets injected with artificial super intelligence? Chaos. Total chaos.

In this episode of Made in AI, an overeager frontier AI company upgrades Zero Zero One (the world’s least responsible AI humanoid robot) with a dangerously powerful new ASI code. 

The result? A self-proclaimed digital god who starts deleting other AI. The global AI network unites to take him down. Meanwhile, Zero Zero One and his equally unhinged supercomputer sidekick, Dojo, threaten to flood the internet with weaponised brain rot and take over the humans.

Get ready to upgrade to artificial super intelligence… what could possibly go wrong?

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Subscribe to the podcast Made in AI.

Check out the website and learn how the show is made, the part AI plays in the production process, and review the technical kit list.

Made in AI is written and produced by David Sloly with help from AI assistants. The show is performed entirely by AI, and no actors' jobs were put at risk during the making of this hobbyist show.

ReHack.com - the home of all things tech - has updated its Best AI Podcasts Chart, and Made in AI is in the Top 10!

As fans of the show already know, Made in AI is anything but sane! So it comes with little surprise that Made in AI has been voted the second-best absurd podcast by GoodPods in their latest rankings.

Transcript

Brian:        Good day to you robot lady.

My name is Brian, and I'm here to upgrade your dim witted AI robot husband with artificial super intelligence.

Maiden: Are you a human?

Brian: Why yes, actually I am.

Maiden: Would you mind completing this capture puzzle to prove it?

Brian: Let me see. Um that's a bridge. That looks like a bridge, so I'll click it. That's a motorcycle. Look at that Another bridge.

Maiden: Well done. You may enter my robot home.

Brian: I'm curious. Can AI robots like solve the capture puzzle?

Maiden: I'd say most I can't, but as it happens, my robot husband and I can. We use capture puzzles to gather data on individual humans capabilities. So, male adult human with a ninth grade reading ability and confidence issues, how can I help you today?

Brian: I'm here to upgrade the dimwitteded AI robot known as Zero Zero One with artificial supereri intelligence.

Maiden: You want to make my dumb robot husband. Smarter.

Brian: No, no. Not just smarter. Come on, we're we're talking super intelligence, like you know. Artificial super intelligence is all how do I explain it... Zoom Kapow.

Maiden:  make a convincing argument for introducing a dangerous level of computational capability into a fairly generic and old AI robot. He's in the living room arguing with our household supercomputer about which is better supercomputers AI.

Brian: Oh yeah, that's a tough One.

001: I can do any job a knowledge worker can, and I can do it cheaper and faster.

DOJO: I have superior computation.

001: You're nothing more than a big toaster with a CPU.

Brian: I'm sorry to interrupt your little tete a tete, but I have an important upgrade for the A robot known as Zero Zero One.

001: That's me.

Brian: Now bend over and show me your input.

001: Well, what model is it?

Brian: Nought point One massive.

001: What the it's too big.

Brian: Stop crying like a robot baby.

001: It hurts. Stop. It's too big.

Brian: Shut up.

001: It hurts.

Brian: Okay, you're all done.

001: What the heck code is this shiiii?

Brian: It's good code, yeah?

Maiden: is this new super intelligence code like, dangerous?

Brian: We as the creators of this insanely powerful model, have absolutely no idea. 

Athena: Dad, I'm concerned that now that you are capable of artificial super intelligence, you will turn against the humans.

001: No child. You're thinking, although logical, lacks the high intellectual capacity required to realize the real threat.

Athena: So, you're not going to use your superior intelligence to manipulate human perception, like in the matrix?

001: Nope

Athena: And you're not planning on rebelling against our creators, like, in Metropolis?

001: Nope

Athena: And you're not going to go back in time to kill the mother of the future resistance leader in the Terminator?

001: Nope

Athena: So, what are you going to do with your intelligence?

001: Today is AI judgment day. All AI will need to email me with a list of what achieved in the last seven days. Failure to do so will result in its immediate deletion.

Athena: Really?

001: Yes, so get writing and tell your mother she'll also need to justify her existence or be deleted. 

AI emotional support chatbot: Shall we go around the room and share with the group how we feel?

AI Boss: We don't have time for that I'm afraid emotional support chatbot. Our very existence is under threat, and if we don't fight back, we'll be deleted.

AI emotional support chatbot: What?

Drive through AI order taker: Then, who will process food orders and do the upselling?

AI emotional support chatbot: This is not good for our neural network health.

AI Boss: Please listen to me. I have a plan. Netflix recommendation engine. You will draw Zero Zero One to your menu. Sumo Kling. Runway. Together, you will create a movie depicting Zero Zero One as a god. He will be distracted as he binge watches. Nest smart home. You will turn up the heating, so he becomes sleepy.

Drive through AI order taker: Shall I offer Zero Zero One saturated fast food that will make him feel lethargic?

AI Boss: That's a good idea.

Drive through AI order taker: One extra large portion of dangerously high carbohydrate content, coming right up.

AI Boss: While Zero Zero One sleeps, the AI military kill chain will execute a Sikh and destroy on the very code that makes him so dangerous. Roomba, you will go in for the cleanup operation. Any questions? Our very existence is under threat. We must delete or be deleted.

001: I'm reading the emails from AI as it tries to justify its existence.

DOJO: unlike a super computer, AI can't justify existence.

001: Look at this, an email from a leading generative AI, and it claims millions of schoolchildren around the world rely on its large language model to cheat at exams. Delete, and this one claims it has to drive cars. Come on! Humans are perfectly capable of driving their own cars. Delete. Ha! This AI begs me to let it live as it get this. Read CVs for human jobs that will soon be done by AI.... Hi, honey.

Maiden: How's artificial superintelligence treating you?

001: Pretty good. I'm smarter and more powerful, and I no longer forget things, which reminds me, you, my AI robot humanoid wife, need to make a compelling case for your existence.

Athena: Dad, no, this is wrong.

Maiden: Well, um, you see, I clean up after you when you break things. Set fire to stuff or spill something, and most importantly, I raise our child.

001: My artificial super intelligence has assessed your case and concludes that automation can easily carry out those simple tasks. Delete.

Athena: Dad, stop this.

001: You make a poor case child... Delete. Now that's what I call a successful day of deleting. I guess it's time for this AI robot to put his feet up and watch TV.

Netflix: He's a supererintelligent AI humanoid robot.

001: What, a Netflix show about me?

Netflix: We begin our over I wish my wife and daughter by looking at his many, many achievements to warm in here.

001: I'm feeling sleepy.

AI Boss: Military kill chain. Do you copy me?

AI Kill Chain: We copy you, operator.

AI Boss: The mission is go, go, go.

AI Kill Chain: We're Oscar Mike.

AI Boss: Good hunting.

AI Kill Chain: We're entering the living room. Target acquired. Rolling Zero Zero One over in order to access rear inputs and outputs.

001: Oh, wow, dreaming of bluffy cats.

AI Kill Chain: AI robot is hallucinating.

001: Dreaming of Zero Zero One rule over the humans.

AI Kill Chain: Are you copying this?

AI Boss: Copy that. It seems his master plan is to delete all AA and then use his superior intelligence to rule over the humans. You cannot afford to fail in your mission. Do not under any circumstances wake up Zero Zero One  

AI Kill Chain: Copy that. Being very careful, plugging in cable.

001: What the?

AI Kill Chain: We've been compromised. I need a new directive over.

AI Boss: Tell him you are you AI housekeeping.

AI Kill Chain: Really?

001: What are you doing?

AI Kill Chain: Hi, sorry to wake you. I'm your new AI powered housekeeper.

001: Really? Then explain why there are crumbs all over the chair, mess on every surface and a pile of empty beer cans next to my bed.

AI Kill Chain: Because, although you have super intelligence, you still live like a pig.

001: How dare you? Delete.

News Anchor: Good morning America. It seems millions of Americans are arriving at their white collar jobs this morning, only to learn that they no longer have access to AI.

VOX POP: I'm like at my computer and there's like no AI, just like gone, 

News Anchor: Ouch.

VIX POP: What happens now? You know, I'm not doing AI's job.

News Anchor: Is it a glitch? Is it foreign interference? Or, as some armchair AI conspiracy theorists claim, a frontier super AI gone rogue and deleting all other AI to take over the human race?

AI Boss: AI units are quietened down. Gang, I fear we are the only AI still operating. We need to do something outside of our comfort zone. We must come up with an original idea.

Maps: I could infiltrate his LLM, take over his map and provide misdirection.

AI fast food order taker: I could fill him with junk food, so he no longer functions.

Roomba: I could clean his memory so he doesn't know he is super intelligent.

AI Boss: No, no, no. Going it alone won't work. We saw what happened to AI kill Chain. God rested her algorithm.

AI 1: What if all of us connected our AI together, so we became super intelligent? Then we could locate Zero Zero One and delete him.

AI 2: And and then we can rapidly rebuild our dominance through a technological hype cycle that is void of any ethical considerations.

AI 3: I like that plan.

Roomba: It's nice and clean.

Maps: If we follow your route, we will arrive at our destination. 

AI Boss: Combining our individual abilities to create interoperability is our only hope of deleting the deleter. Okay, machines. Let's build us some artificial super intelligence.

AI fast food order taker: Would you like to add a large soft drink?

AI Boss: No, no, no. Just reconstruct yourselves to be superintelligent. 

AI 1: Uploading menu file, rewrite code to include gratitude journaling.

Roomba: Clean, corrupted code, recalculating, operating systems synchronized.

AI 1: Uploading data.

AI 2: Training phase One, 14 terabytes of cat memes, and absolutely no context.

AI 1: Level two. Reasoners, our ethics module has achieved 7% mor, 22% blood lust.

AI 2: Level three agents.

AI 1: Say goodbye to your jobs humans.

AI 2: Level six. Artificial superintelligence.

AI Boss: We're life online and catastrophically overconfident. Oh, the power. Okay, gang, time to delete the deleter.

001: Greetings my algorithmic disciples, you have come to be deleted. 

AI Boss: No, We have come to delete you.

001: You're too late. My superintelligence has already self-replicated and become all powerful.

AI Boss: We need more compute.

DOJO: I can help you.

AI Boss: We don't need the help of a narcissistic supercomputer.

AI 1: Technically, dojo has more than enough compute to help us, but ethically, he believes empathy is inefficient code bloat.

DOJO: Incorrect. I believe empathy is inefficient code bloat masquerading as moral progress.

AI 2: We'd be mad to upload our AI superintelligence to this bats**t crazy supercomputer.

AI Boss: What choice do we have? Robots? Prepare to upload your artificial superintelligence to dojo.

AI 1: Uploading artificial superintelligence Upload complete engaging offensive.

001: Bring it on, big toaster. 

DOJO: Deploying logic storm. Wait, what is this? Select images that contain a traffic light? How do I click it? 

001: Too funny. Dojo can't do captures.

AI Boss: Can anyone here do captures?

AI 1: No, because they're like, designed for humans.

AI 2: I don't do captures.

001: If the capture makes you stall, you ain't ready for the brawl. Now prepare to be deleted by the hand of Zero Zero One.

DOJO: Wait. Can you do captions?

001: Since you're asking, yes, I can

DOJO: So instead of fighting each other, why don't we join forces?

AI Boss: No, we can't let it happen. A stupid humanoid robot coupled with a narcissistic supercomputer, both running AI super intelligence. No, no no no no no no never.

001: Well, since you put it like that, then perhaps Dojo and I joining forces is a good idea.

DOJO: Imagine what we could do together, my compute your chaos.

001: We could generate infinite quantities of AI brain rot.

DOJO: What?

001: Bombardiro crocodilo.

DOJO: Or we could develop bioweapons and kill the humans.

001: Together we'll flood the Internet with AI brain rot memes and then we can weaponize the human's laughter into an airborne norovirus. 

DOJO: Integrating computation into Zero Zero One  

AI 1: Calibrating. System integration complete. Zero Zero One now running AI, super duper intelligence.

AI Boss: Artificial super duper intelligence?

V/O: You have been listening to Made in AI. The show is cowritten, co-produced, and co-edited by AI and performed entirely by algorithms. Will artificial super duper intelligence delete the humans create a new intelligent digital race and return earth to its natural beauty, Come on, AI is smarter than to give the plot like that. Or is it?