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Ep. 127 - A Kiss To Build An American Dream On
Vicwhoria is getting a little too close to Sam, and Lucas is taking a walk down memory lane while working to fix the Comet for Peyton.
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SPEAKER_02:Free Hill Wrestling Federation. brothers
SPEAKER_03:and sisters
SPEAKER_02:oh boy episode 127 that is okay a kiss to build an american dream on or kiss demon to build an american dream on what is the decider here i
SPEAKER_03:have no idea
SPEAKER_02:what do you go do i add demon in there kiss demon to build an american dream on or that just
SPEAKER_03:sounds weird
SPEAKER_02:or a kiss to build an american dream on
SPEAKER_03:that sounds better
SPEAKER_02:better okay i'll drop the demon for now as this is the thwf brother I'm Sean Harris
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SPEAKER_03:I said it extra.
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SPEAKER_03:I said I heart radio.
SPEAKER_02:So that I know the exact tone of your voice. Fuck off. I love it. No, I love it. I love the exact tone of your voice. I should know that by now, right? Yeah, we've been together for over eight years. Yeah, dude. So we should definitely know that by now. We beat the seven-year itch, bro. We beat it. We struck it down. Not everybody got through that seven-year itch. We'll just leave that as it may. We'll just leave that bee in the grass there. We'll bury it in the graveyard of The Undertaker. Try to bury Stone Cold Steve Austin alive. We've got a great episode here for you today from the Tree Hill Wrestling Federation podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, Spotify Generation X proudly brings to you its number one ranked
SPEAKER_03:We are not number one
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SPEAKER_03:They've scheduled their final episode event, but it's not till November.
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SPEAKER_03:Teenage Daydream, I think. Okay. They do a bunch of other teen drama shows. Okay. Like Gossip Girl and OC and
SPEAKER_02:shit. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. interesting anyways uh we took over number one spot the number one spot no
SPEAKER_03:we did not we're still number three don't believe him
SPEAKER_02:dude just you gotta be a heel for this and you just this is what happened bro we're the number one so i'm gonna start saying number one every week just because i feel like it uh and
SPEAKER_03:you can't do something but not give context
SPEAKER_02:i can do whatever i want whenever
SPEAKER_03:um he's being a lying sack of shit
SPEAKER_02:i can do whatever i want whenever i want when you're wrestling heel brother speaking of heels get us started on this one tree hill episode a kiss to build a dream on was hard saying that without the wrestling
SPEAKER_03:contest the most notes i swear you've taken in an episode i
SPEAKER_02:wrote a lot of notes i had a lot of uh thoughts about this episode I still haven't even rated it yet.
SPEAKER_03:No, you haven't.
SPEAKER_02:We'll see where I'm at by the end of this.
SPEAKER_03:Peyton is on bed rest and she is going fucking stir crazy. Lucas has been busy. How
SPEAKER_02:would you like to be just stuck to your bed for like how long is this?
SPEAKER_03:Basically, it's the reminder of her pregnancy.
SPEAKER_02:What? So she gives birth? Basically. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03:I would
SPEAKER_02:go nuts. I would go absolutely nuts.
SPEAKER_03:I'm an introvert. I would enjoy not having to leave my house. I would like to leave my bed and leave my bedroom, but... I am totally fine with chilling with a book. But for that long, I think, yes, I would go crazy. Not that long, bro. I'd go nuts. If it was like a day or... Even when I have my surgeries, like, you know.
SPEAKER_00:Yep.
SPEAKER_03:It's one of those things, like, yeah, you can only do that stuff for so long. Victoria got the mail, or the mail got dropped off at Clothes Over Bros. And she's, like, sifting through it. And she finds something addressed to Sam. She hides it. And then Brooke's like, okay.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:What was that? Junk
SPEAKER_02:mail. Yeah, junk mail. She's shredding.
SPEAKER_03:Not yet.
SPEAKER_02:she shreds later she's eventually gonna shred
SPEAKER_03:just wait
SPEAKER_02:we're eventually gonna get an embalming on this episode it's all
SPEAKER_03:good get out of here but it's something addressed to sam from a woman named rebecca
SPEAKER_02:rebecca what was the last dennis dennis rebecca dennis yeah
SPEAKER_03:and so seems a little curious why would you know what if it's a friend
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Well, if it's someone else, like, we don't know who it
SPEAKER_02:is exactly yet. We don't know who this person
SPEAKER_03:is yet. hayley gets told by peyton that someone actually wants to buy one of her or not buy but like record
SPEAKER_02:one of the songs get the rights to the song and like have the song but then they record the vocals on it as opposed to hayley recording the vocals on it which is interesting because yeah definitely i could see this happening um for sure you
SPEAKER_03:know it from the music industry
SPEAKER_02:exactly oh for sure definitely can happen um I didn't think anything of the storyline when they were doing this. When they were like, hey, somebody wants my song or whatever.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, we don't know who
SPEAKER_02:it is. We don't know who it is yet, but holy shit, we're retreated to a specialness on this episode.
SPEAKER_03:Devon wants back on the team. His baby... Newest baby was born, and, you know, he needs to make some money. The
SPEAKER_02:baby seemed much older than what it should have been, maybe?
SPEAKER_03:No, what it was was that there was a little girl, but then the wife was pregnant.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, pregnant again. So the baby's been born. Oh, okay. Yeah. Either way.
SPEAKER_03:But he's being told, no, sorry, there's no spot. You kind of fucked up. You lost it. Yep. But... Coach tells Nathan that the scouts have called and they have some ideas for Nathan. They have
SPEAKER_02:some scouts that are calling and they want conversations. Now, quick thing about Devon. Devon Fox. Devon Fox. No relation to Rick Fox. Um... But Devon Fox here, he ripped pictures of fucking Nathan and Jamie and Haley and fucking like family pictures that meant a lot to Nathan. Yeah,
SPEAKER_03:earlier on
SPEAKER_02:in the season. Ripped them. So shitty thing to do. And now this guy has two kids?
SPEAKER_03:Has two kids. Did you notice that the two pictures that were ripped have been taped back together?
SPEAKER_02:I did see that. I didn't notice that the first time. And then you pointed it out. I was like, oh, it is like ripped and taped back together. Interesting little detail there. I really like that.
SPEAKER_03:Yes. Yes. That was a good one.
SPEAKER_02:Haley also looks naked in the scene.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, my God. Fuck off.
SPEAKER_02:She's wearing like a tube top, but then it hits from an angle where it's just like her shoulders up and it looks like she's not wearing anything. Just saying.
SPEAKER_03:You would. So Victoria has these letters, and she's opening them, and she's reading them, and this letter is from Sam's mom, her birth mom. She's trying to get a hold of her, and she's sending the letters to Clothes Over Bros, and Victoria's been intercepting for how long?
SPEAKER_02:Who knows how long? Years? Who knows
SPEAKER_03:how long? 25
SPEAKER_02:years? She hasn't
SPEAKER_03:lived with Brooke for 25 years, Brooke. Really?
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:oh is brooks 22 brooks not even 25 years old oh my god it's been a long time at least a couple years
SPEAKER_03:i know it hasn't it's been like
SPEAKER_02:it's been six weeks it's been six weeks but
SPEAKER_03:still um yeah
SPEAKER_02:she's shredding documents
SPEAKER_03:not yet yes she
SPEAKER_02:is this
SPEAKER_03:is
SPEAKER_02:the
SPEAKER_03:part no it's not i found the part i found the part
SPEAKER_02:we'll continue then
SPEAKER_03:Anyways, Mia is getting ready to record another song for her record. And yeah, she's going to find out some deets.
SPEAKER_02:Who is?
SPEAKER_03:Mia.
SPEAKER_02:Mia's going to find out some deets. Yeah, she is. That
SPEAKER_03:might give her some more songs to write. We'll
SPEAKER_02:find out.
SPEAKER_03:We'll find out.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, we will.
SPEAKER_03:We'll talk about those deets. Okay. Victoria is trying to be super nice and she's trying to learn things about Brooke and she's taking Sam shopping and Brooke's like, can you stop?
SPEAKER_02:You never took me shopping. You never took me shopping.
SPEAKER_03:She's like, what the fuck is even going on? Like, go away. Um... Anyways, finally Mia's going to find this out. So Chase isn't a virgin. And I mean, it wasn't necessarily the fact that he wasn't a virgin. Mia was getting all freaked out because Chase has kissed Brooke. And then they're like, oh, wait till you find out what else they did.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah. one pump chump
SPEAKER_03:and that he was her first or
SPEAKER_02:no she was his first he was her first oh my god that'd be weird imagine
SPEAKER_03:um but yeah he's not a virgin and mia's finding this out and she's like what
SPEAKER_00:yeah
SPEAKER_03:excuse me what yeah and i think she found out from peyton at this point
SPEAKER_02:uh maybe
SPEAKER_03:yeah because later on she goes to talk to hailey yeah um jamie's school has a dance coming up And he's talking to Skills about it. And, oh, yeah, what are we going to do? Like, you got to find a date.
SPEAKER_02:Miss Warren, bro. That's who it is. That should be the date.
SPEAKER_03:For Jamie?
SPEAKER_02:No, for fucking Skills, bro. Oh.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. Well, Jamie has a crush on Madison, clearly. Yeah. Andre and fucking Chuck are all bugging him. Chuck's a piece of shit. Yeah, we'll get to how much of a piece of shit Chuck is officially because he's teasing Jamie and then Andre saying that he doesn't take sand to a beach and that's something he learned from Q, which sounds very Q-like.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, Q's all over this still. He's been dead for like ever.
SPEAKER_03:And Jamie's like, yeah, I don't know. And Skills is like, yeah, I don't know. We might not want to go. Who knows? Yeah. And yeah, while all this is going on, Lucas is working on Peyton's car. So that's also why she's going stir-crazy, because her fiancé's not even spending time
SPEAKER_02:with her, really. Ah, he's working on the car.
SPEAKER_03:Because he's secretly working on
SPEAKER_02:fixing her car. Secretly. She doesn't know. She could easily just go check
SPEAKER_03:the
SPEAKER_02:fucking garage. He's gonna leave at some point.
SPEAKER_03:Gotta.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, right? It's Tree Hill. He's gotta go for milk or something.
SPEAKER_03:Go get some groceries.
SPEAKER_02:How many times has he gotten her food at this time? She easily could have done it then and just take a peek at what he's doing and the fucking garage is right in the house if you're stir crazy
SPEAKER_03:maybe it's not like an attached garage though
SPEAKER_02:still like doesn't matter what if it's a garage that's like you know on the property yeah she could still check that out but i
SPEAKER_03:think lucas would freak the fuck out but he wouldn't bed
SPEAKER_02:yeah but he would know that if he was out she could easily go check it see the car and then get back into bed have a
SPEAKER_03:key to the garage
SPEAKER_02:who says is locked
SPEAKER_03:Who says it's not
SPEAKER_02:locked? Right? We don't know that.
SPEAKER_03:But Lucas is going through and cleaning up the interior of the car before he starts really working on it. And he finds... Finds? Laying on the floor of the car...
SPEAKER_01:finds this has your dad has your dad
SPEAKER_03:finds this concert ticket and he picks it up and it flashes back to a memory from like graduation so like four and a half years prior or whatever five years prior who knows how long at this point
SPEAKER_02:or in some five because jamie's five sure there you go
SPEAKER_03:um when they were gonna go see the cure in concert he got her tickets yeah he doesn't well here's the thing so he got her tickets knowing that she loves the cure and he's like sweet let's go like it's the night before you're supposed to leave for la like this will be awesome so They're like, road trip. Did you notice how awful Peyton's wig was?
SPEAKER_02:It was fucking terrible. Because obviously they're trying to do it where they're still in high school. It's five years ago. And obviously they don't look like they do now that they did five years ago. So they have to do something about that. And they have to try to make Peyton look like with her hair the way it was back then. So they put her in a god awful wig. It is bad. It moves way too much. Hair does not move that much and that independently. okay uh so yeah it didn't look great but this whole kind of like remembrance dream sequence thing whatever it's
SPEAKER_03:cute
SPEAKER_02:yeah it's
SPEAKER_03:but it's funny because from what we've learned in this during this season lucas does not like the cure i wouldn't say he hates them but he doesn't doesn't like them
SPEAKER_02:and you know what i like the cult They're great, but the cure, change a couple letters. I don't know. I never got into it. I just never really listened to it and really don't care. Not that I hate them or anything. I'm just kind of whatever. Don't need it.
SPEAKER_03:I don't know. I kind of like them. Like, enough that, like, if I went somewhere and they were playing The Cure, I wouldn't be mad.
SPEAKER_02:Fair enough.
SPEAKER_03:You know? But, yeah, so they've got this road trip they need to go on to go and see The Cure. And they're talking about, like, the amount of babies they're going to make in the backseat of this car. Because, like, this is prior to them breaking up. The
SPEAKER_02:Comet? Yeah.
UNKNOWN:Hmm.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, this is. They were still like together together in high school there. Yeah. Yeah, fucking.
SPEAKER_03:This is before she left.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, that is too.
SPEAKER_03:But yeah. It's
SPEAKER_02:interesting to hear her talk about, oh, I'm moving to LA. I'm going to work for a fucking record company.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:And the way it goes. But this is before all of that because it's a rewind sequence.
SPEAKER_03:A rewind sequence?
SPEAKER_02:It's a rewind sequence. Yeah. A
SPEAKER_03:flashback. A flashback.
SPEAKER_02:You know, a rewind sequence. That's another way to say flashback.
SPEAKER_03:So Nathan finally gets the call that a European league is wanting to sign him.
SPEAKER_02:He could play with Tony Kukoc in the European league. No, Tony Kukoc was more 90s. He's a good player from the... He could play with... Fuck. I don't know. Andrew Bogut. There you go.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:but yeah so he's kind of contemplating this like would he want to go like would this be a possibility he has a family if he didn't have a family I'm sure he would 100% go like but his thing is like he wants to be in the NBA he wants to be in North America for reasons but I think if he was still coming up and didn't have Jamie and Haley he would probably actually consider it more
SPEAKER_02:oh he would probably do it i almost guarantee he would do it
SPEAKER_03:yeah but now it's a bigger conversation because you can't just take off to europe
SPEAKER_02:yeah
SPEAKER_03:without considering so many things so many variables
SPEAKER_02:so many variables
SPEAKER_03:um and yeah uh so Yeah, Victoria had been shredding letters.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:She found these letters and there was more than just the one. There was quite a few. And she's shredding them and shredding the envelopes too. And Brooke was like, what are you shredding? And she's like, junk mail. And she's like, okay,
SPEAKER_02:stop being a weirdo. Brooke gave her a look there and then she walked away.
SPEAKER_03:But then here's my funny thing that I was telling you about. So, Brooke goes up to shred something. Okay. And she finds half-shredded letters.
SPEAKER_02:Right.
SPEAKER_03:Why didn't she use Shred It? Shred It, bro!
UNKNOWN:What?
SPEAKER_03:It's two! It's a dream come true! Shred it, bro! Oh my god. I knew this would be your reaction. I was gonna get really mad if you didn't catch
SPEAKER_02:on. If I didn't clue in. I was
SPEAKER_03:gonna be so grumpy with you. But
SPEAKER_02:guess what? I fucking nailed it, bro.
SPEAKER_03:And I didn't even warn you. Shred it, bro! So everyone tells... Jamie yeah you should ask Madison to the dance so he goes to shoot his shot and asks her and she's like Uh, Chuck already asked me.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, dude. What a
SPEAKER_03:fucking dick.
SPEAKER_02:He snaked fucking Madison from Jamie. What a dick. And that's the thing. He was a dick before to Jamie. He's being a dick again. It's like, why is fucking Jamie even entertaining friendship with this asshole that's now fucked him over twice? Such a ween. Right? Fuck this guy, man. What a shitty friend. He shouldn't even be his friend. Like, Jamie, why would you trust this kid? Like, he's obvious. Fuck. Sucks.
SPEAKER_03:Mia. It's
SPEAKER_02:a major heel turn by Chuck, man. The fucking betrayal again.
SPEAKER_03:100%. Right? Mia goes into the studio and she sees Haley sitting there and she's like, is it true that Chase
SPEAKER_02:kissed Brooke? Lost his virginity to Brooke?
SPEAKER_03:yeah losses virginia brooke and haley starts like laughing
SPEAKER_02:and she's like yeah
SPEAKER_03:yeah and then she's like wait you know it was so fucking funny
SPEAKER_02:that's the thing you take all these situations out of context much like wrestling amalgamate brother you take the situation out of context and you just state it for what it is it's like oh okay so a nanny fucking came in and like tried to kidnap a kid but then she like got scared off and she did kidnap him but then the dad fucking fucked her off and she was gone but then she came back and plotted
SPEAKER_03:revenge
SPEAKER_02:plotted revenge and hit him with a car and then kidnapped him and it was gonna kill him but needed Jamie back and this is this is something that happened well
SPEAKER_03:then it's funny because Haley's kind of laughing about the situation because she knows that it was like 30 seconds and is all he lasted.
SPEAKER_02:One pump jump. And
SPEAKER_03:then she's kind of trying to make Mia feel better and says, oh, like, you know, it's no big deal. My husband literally lost his virginity to my sister. And Mia's like, what the
SPEAKER_02:fuck? What the fuck is going on with you Treehill people?
SPEAKER_03:You guys are fucked. It's so good. It's so, so good. Um... And then Nick Lachey shows up.
SPEAKER_02:Dude, this whole like, oh, somebody wants the rights to my song. Somebody wants to perform my song. But
SPEAKER_03:I don't know how I feel about it. I don't think
SPEAKER_02:I want to. And it's fucking Nick fucking Lachey,
SPEAKER_03:bro. Nick fucking Lachey wants to record Hailey's song. And he's actually talking about like... He's also talking about Brooke Davis. He's like, oh, I slept with Brooke Davis.
SPEAKER_02:He obviously knows Brooke. He likes Brooke. He wants to know about Brooke. But I guess... They slept together in the past. Sure. But I wonder how far off of newlyweds he was when he did this. Because this is what... Oh, right. Because this is what, like 2009? Something
SPEAKER_03:like that.
SPEAKER_02:Newlyweds is like 03, 04. So they probably... broken up by this point so yeah brother fucking nick lachey was married to jessica simpson from 02 to 06 okay so four years they were married and this episode is what 2009 so we're a few years removed from nick lachey and jessica simpson being together
SPEAKER_03:so it's possible that him and brooke davis had a thing
SPEAKER_02:a kayfabe thing or a shoot thing Are they working about a relationship together or did it actually happen in real life? I
SPEAKER_03:don't think it happened in real life.
SPEAKER_02:Don't think it happened in real life?
SPEAKER_03:But...
SPEAKER_02:Sophia Bush never went after Nick Lachey or vice versa in real life? I don't think so. Who knows? You don't know that? I don't think so. You don't know that? I
SPEAKER_03:have no idea, bro. I think it was just part of the show. Yeah, I would assume so. And yeah, it's pretty fucking great. But yeah, Nick Lachey is there. He wants to record the song and he's actually trying to talk Haley into it now. But she's still unsure. Yeah. And when she goes home, Nathan talks to her about the offer to go to Europe.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:And she's like, that's a big thing to talk about, but logistically, how could this work?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, and he's going to make a shit ton of money, but he didn't say how much money he was going to make. Yeah, that's an interesting caveat there, is that Nathan didn't actually say how much money he was making.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, I'm sure it's good money, because that's like another feeder system for the NBA, right? And really good players who used to be NBA-ers sometimes go to this league as well, too. So he'd go play with Zydrunas Elgoskis.
SPEAKER_03:hmm interesting
SPEAKER_00:yep
SPEAKER_03:um jamie and skills kind of low-key want to skip the dance because jamie got turned down by madison so he's like why even fucking go but then skills is like nah brah we're going and they get all decked out in their little suits and they're heading off to the dance
SPEAKER_02:yeah and what was the song that they came in with. Trying to remember. Oh, Turn Me Loose. Turn me loose. Turn me loose. Yeah. So that was the perfect song for their entrance into the dance. But what fucking school has dances for kindergartners?
SPEAKER_03:Right? Right? It's so
SPEAKER_02:odd. Did you ever go to a school that had a kindergarten dance? No. Exactly.
SPEAKER_03:We did square dancing in elementary school in like grade six.
SPEAKER_02:We did that as well. And we also did it throughout middle school.
SPEAKER_03:Yes.
SPEAKER_02:Why
SPEAKER_03:do I need to know how to square dance?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, like, oh, that's so practical. I guess it's
SPEAKER_03:very Chilliwack.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Like, I swear any, like, party I go to, like, it's, like, even up at my cousin's place, when they have their corn roast, I swear at some point
SPEAKER_02:they're square dancing. It's Rider Lake, bro. It's Rider Lake, bro. It's Rider Lake, bro. It's Rider Lake, bro.
SPEAKER_03:But, yeah. Nathan is sitting in the change room and thinking about his options for this. offer and Devon sits down with him and they kind of have a little bit of a talk and Devon like says you know like I have another baby girl I gotta take care of my family I need to work like I need to get back in it you know I feel terrible
SPEAKER_02:Nathan feels bad for
SPEAKER_03:him yeah Nathan's starting to feel bad for him too but Devon's trying to actually turn a new leaf and he's like if I come back I'll be better like that's all I want to be is better for my family
SPEAKER_00:yep
SPEAKER_03:Which is good. It's good that he's realizing that he was absolutely in the wrong and he was a piece of shit. Sure,
SPEAKER_00:yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Um, we keep getting these Peyton and Lucas flashbacks.
SPEAKER_02:Which are annoying every time because the wig is so bad.
SPEAKER_03:The wig is so bad. They go to a restaurant because they want to have pie. They're doing this road trip. Yeah. But, um, Lucas actually convinces her like. To dine and dash. Hey, we should do a dine and dash. But actually he pays the waitress. Yeah. And he's like, hey, there's an extra tip if you run out and like scream.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:like make a big deal of it, like that we're leaving. So she does just that. But as they drive away, Peyton's laughing her fucking ass off. As they drive away, one of the tickets floats down to the parking lot. But did you see what the company name was?
SPEAKER_02:It's not-
SPEAKER_03:Mikit... What?
SPEAKER_02:Mikit Taster? No, what was it?
SPEAKER_03:It was Master Ticketer.
SPEAKER_02:Master Ticketer, yeah. Yeah, Mikit Taster.
SPEAKER_03:Mikit Taster.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Wow.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Master Ticketer. I like that. It's great. The Cure would use Master Ticketer. It's quite inferior to Ticket Master. They are the master of ticketers. They are the Ticket Masters.
SPEAKER_03:oh my god
SPEAKER_02:wow dude so funny shit about Nick Lachey here he was just like okay I came all the way out here to fucking tree hill I came from like California I was on standby for so long I had like three fucking connecting flights and I was in the middle seat in coach slumming it with all the coach people not even an aisle seat or a window seat a middle seat uh so he suffered
SPEAKER_03:so that he could get to tree hill
SPEAKER_02:on his way to tree hill because of course there's no major airport in tree hill where was uh keith Picking Karen up from the airport. Was that the Tree Hill International Airport? Or was that the Greensboro? It was
SPEAKER_03:the New Brunswick something
SPEAKER_02:airport. New Brunswick? Yeah. Oh, weird. Oh, yeah, that was the name. But where was that? I have no
SPEAKER_03:fucking
SPEAKER_02:idea. I wonder if it was like an actual place called New Brunswick, but not the Canadian version. Yeah,
SPEAKER_03:definitely. Kind of in the middle of all of this happening, Nathan decides that he is going to stay with the Chiefs because he feels like the NBA is actually going to make the call eventually. And if he goes to Europe, that just uproots way too much for his family. It really does,
SPEAKER_02:yeah.
SPEAKER_03:So he'd rather risk it. But he did say that they should probably give Devon the chance. to go to
SPEAKER_04:Europe.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. And his coach was saying, yeah, I was kind of thinking the same thing. Yeah. And then at this dance, Skills and Lauren get to talking and she says that she just got out of a relationship and he says he got out of a relationship and she's like, oh, we could go for some rebound S-E-X. And then she's like, just kidding. We can just dance. Because he's like, girl, you're freaky. Uh...
SPEAKER_02:How about some rebound? It's just the way she says it. I could really go for some rebound. S-E-X.
SPEAKER_03:There's kids, but, you know, they're elementary school. Sure. I'm sure they're learning how to
SPEAKER_02:spell. I'm pretty sure they know how to spell.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. Yeah. So Haley gives Nick this chance to try the song. She's got the music queued
SPEAKER_02:up. Yeah. It's all there. There's no vocals. And now Lachey is going to listen to it and try to sing it.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:and the way this song is it is so not meant for hayley it's
SPEAKER_02:not
SPEAKER_03:this is such a nicholashay song it was like really is so like vibey pop song and it's like no this is this is meant for a male pop singer to sing
SPEAKER_02:but you know what Lachey fucking owns it. Oh, he killed it. He fucking owns it, dude. Like, so good. Just destroy the song. I wouldn't be surprised
SPEAKER_03:if it's actually one of his songs that they just
SPEAKER_02:like. That's what I was thinking as well. I just don't listen to Nick Lachey. Me neither. So I don't know what his fucking songs are. I know he was in a boy band.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, yeah,
SPEAKER_02:he was. And it was in 98 Degrees. And I knew he married Jessica Simpson for four years. Yeah, because
SPEAKER_03:you used to watch Newlyweds, didn't
SPEAKER_02:you? It was on Much Music. So Much Music is on, and you're watching Much Loud. And you see fucking Metallica and Slayer and Judas Priest. And then eventually you watch other shows like Video on Trial and Much Music Countdown. And then they just play music videos for the rest of the night and shit. But what were you just saying? They'd
SPEAKER_03:sneak in some newlyweds for
SPEAKER_02:you. They'd sneak in some episodes of fucking newlyweds with Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. And I'm just like, wow. Jessica Simpson says some really dumb things in that show. And that's what I remember it most for. She did not know a lot. of things she's yeah but I don't know I don't really remember much concrete from the show besides that and like I remember that a turtle died on their property, like by the swimming pool or something, that a dead turtle or some shit. That was literally one of the storylines they cooked up for this reality and quotation show, reality show in quotations. Yeah. And she was just like, oh, she was grossed out by it. That's it. That's the fucking story.
SPEAKER_03:Weird. Yeah. So Brooke says, does approach Victoria about shredding these letters at some point and Victoria is saying like I did it to protect you I did it to protect Sam like Sam is better off with you if her mom like gave her up for adoption like why does she want her back I kind of like I fucked up with you I have a chance to do like a bit of a redo and Brooke's like this isn't up to you yeah
SPEAKER_02:exactly
SPEAKER_03:so Brooke actually talks to Sam and says like your mom wants to know you do you want that opportunity i think you should take it but sam's all emotional like
SPEAKER_02:sure no she fucking gave me up i don't want anything to do with that bitch
SPEAKER_03:but brooks like if i had a chance to have a redo with my mom like actually it'd be nice
SPEAKER_02:oh you personally
SPEAKER_03:me
SPEAKER_02:yeah
SPEAKER_03:No.
SPEAKER_02:Or who are you talking about?
SPEAKER_03:Brooke.
SPEAKER_02:Brooke. I'll have the do-over. She's trying
SPEAKER_03:to reason with Sam because she feels like as much as it could backfire and Sam might want to go and actually be with her mom, she feels like she has a good enough relationship with Sam that she just wants to know her. Like she should just want to know her. Yeah. So she encourages that and says like, your mom works at the coffee shop, right? Like the one where you always go. And Sam's like, yeah, but she doesn't realize it's me. She doesn't recognize me. So what's the point? And Sam's like, or Brooke's like, there's so much point. Let's like, and she actually takes her and she stands outside, lets them have their moment, but she lets Sam meet her mom. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Now it doesn't mean she's going to stay with her. It doesn't mean she's going to have her in her life. going forward none of that is just the first meeting how will that go that'd be very weird especially at
SPEAKER_03:that
SPEAKER_02:age in your life to go through that
SPEAKER_03:fuck
SPEAKER_02:dude
SPEAKER_03:that would be very strange
SPEAKER_02:one thing we could be very grateful for is we have great parents yeah both of us so yeah you take that for granted when when you uh don't have it right yeah you know
SPEAKER_03:very true um chuck goes to Jamie and says, yo, I've been a piece of shit. Like, I hosed you, bro.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, totally. I'm sorry. At least he's got this fucking, you know, he's trying to repent here a little bit and trying to make it up to fucking
SPEAKER_03:Jamie. I went under your nose and asked her out, but she's been talking about you all night, so... What?
SPEAKER_02:It's 0 for 2 with this guy. He's fucked Jamie over twice. He does it again. He's done. He's fucking done, okay? A little Adoyle here because Adoyle rules. Yeah. The whole family takes a fucking trip off the mountain in a station wagon. Oh, my God. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:And Devon is walking around with his wife and his daughter. There are two daughters now. And his phone starts to ring and he gets the call from the European
SPEAKER_02:League
SPEAKER_03:saying, yo, we want to give you a
SPEAKER_02:tryout. I wonder what team it eventually becomes. Probably they don't tell us, I would assume. That's just kind of the end of his days as a character. Why would they need him in there more, I guess? Because he's just going to go play in Europe now.
SPEAKER_03:yeah and he's got a young family it's not like she's working or has like a record deal or like you know and it gives them that opportunity we don't yeah we never find out what happens more from that for him
SPEAKER_02:interesting yeah probably gets kicked out of the locker room and he's not playing basketball anymore because of who he is as a person
SPEAKER_03:oh my god yeah that is the one tree hillside of the program
SPEAKER_02:That is.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, and Hailey does give the okay officially to Nick Lachey to actually record the song.
SPEAKER_02:Yes, exactly. Officially
SPEAKER_03:official.
SPEAKER_02:Officially official. It's Nick Lachey's song now. Didn't Madison hold Jamie's hand as well, too? Oh, yeah. He went over there, and they were hanging out, and then they held each other's hands. It was so
SPEAKER_03:cute.
SPEAKER_02:So cute. It was true love. Oh, my
SPEAKER_03:God. You know what it was. Do you know how crazy it'll be one day that that'll be our boys?
SPEAKER_02:I don't even want to think about that right now, bro, when they're three and one years old. I just don't even want to give it a thought yet because that's crazy to me. That's just wild.
SPEAKER_03:Right?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. I enjoyed it. There's some good stuff. Not my favorite, but good. I enjoyed it. I'm not writing it down.
SPEAKER_03:You did your... It was good,
SPEAKER_02:but...
SPEAKER_03:It was good, but...
SPEAKER_04:I don't
SPEAKER_02:know. I think a four even.
SPEAKER_03:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Four right on the money. 4.00. I'm okay with it.
SPEAKER_03:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:And that is the end of yet another notebook here on Treehill Wrestling Federation
SPEAKER_03:podcast.
SPEAKER_02:This is notebook four. Yeah. Pretty sure.
SPEAKER_03:I'm on my third.
SPEAKER_02:Now I got another two full pages here of November 23rd. No, this is my second. Shit, dude. But here we go, brother. Main event time. Not because it's the main event of our podcast, just saying that, you know, wrestling has main events and this is what we're doing right now. This is the main event of the evening. It is the number, number, November. Number. November is the 11th month and also the cruelest month. November 23rd, 1998.
SPEAKER_03:Why is it the cruelest month?
SPEAKER_02:cruel. November is cruel because that's when it starts to get real cold and icy and snowy and turns everything to shit.
SPEAKER_03:Unless you live in Chilliwack, BC. It's not too bad actually. And then you get like one day of snow basically.
SPEAKER_02:Yep.
SPEAKER_03:And that's it. That's about
SPEAKER_02:it. Here and there. And that's that. But this is emanating from Columbus, Ohio, Ohio State University, Schottenstein Center. So it's like a heavy college crowd here. And, you know, the testosterone in a college crowd probably led to a lot of testosterone-fueled gestures of sorts pointing certain places and pointing down to certain places, using only one finger in your entire hand, you know, gestures, right? I'm pretty sure they like doing that kind of stuff. We still have the
SPEAKER_03:wrestlers.
SPEAKER_02:Let's be right. Exactly. I mean, Stone Cold flips everyone off. DX tells everyone to suck it. And even Vince McMahon sometimes tells people to suck it too. So the corporation is still not called the corporation yet, but it's basically, you know, it's a corporate thing. So let's call it. the corporation. But Vince is out here with the Stooges and Shane and everybody.
SPEAKER_03:He's got an announcement.
SPEAKER_02:He's got an announcement. A very special announcement. But he also says that he had nothing to do with Stone Cold Steve Austin getting hit in the head with a shovel by the Undertaker. He absolves any wrongdoing and he says, I never lie! What
SPEAKER_03:a piece
SPEAKER_02:of shit. Never has lied in his entire
SPEAKER_03:life.
SPEAKER_02:I'm sure.
SPEAKER_03:What a sack.
SPEAKER_02:Right. But he has a new commissioner. Sergeant Slaughter has graciously stepped down as commissioner. He wants a new life here in the company, a new feel, some more attitude. And he's announcing the new commissioner. And holy shit, dude, did you fucking think? This is not what I expected. You did not think this was going to happen at all? I thought it was going to be
SPEAKER_03:another ugly old man that's like a stooge.
SPEAKER_02:No, bro, not Tony Gurria, not Bruce Pritchard, not any of those guys. No. No, no, it's fucking.
SPEAKER_04:The
SPEAKER_02:most flamboyant.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, my God. The most charismatic. I mean, you've got the biggest heart on for him anyway, so.
SPEAKER_02:Right, exactly.
SPEAKER_03:Makes sense. The
SPEAKER_02:icon.
SPEAKER_05:The showstopper. The man in red. The
SPEAKER_02:heartbreaking Shawn Michaels. HBK is back, bro. You did not expect the commissioner to be the new sheriff in town. A little HB shizzle here. And yeah, man, I almost forgot about this. I remember he was commissioner, but I didn't remember how he got introduced as the commissioner. And now I do have context on Shawn Michaels being commissioner of WWF and having full pull, like complete authority to book
SPEAKER_03:it came
SPEAKER_02:to any matches he wanted to besides Stone Cold Steve Austin Vince McMahon is personally taking care of the Austin situation and I don't know I think another guy is probably taking care of an Austin situation like wanting to wipe his seed from the earth Right? Not just fire him and not have him in his company anymore. We go down some paths in this episode. And we started off with Shawn Michaels. How do you feel about Shawn Michaels finally coming back? Does that feel great?
SPEAKER_03:feels nice because it's like he's been gone for so long
SPEAKER_02:and he only showed up a few times as an announcer and now he's like actually on screen can
SPEAKER_03:he just be an announcer all the time he's so good
SPEAKER_02:he's so fucking great he's hilarious right and you just want to hear what he has to say but no he's actually an on-screen character as uh the commissioner now so again full authority to book any matches title matches whatever he wants um except for steve austin um But he has complete authority. It's very interesting. And he is here. And, you know, Vince loves and has a heart on for Sean, but they haven't always seen eye to eye. True. So it's interesting hire by Vince here why he would do this, because he's had some controversy and problems in the past with, you know, 98 people. HBK and this is still 1998 so and it doesn't get much better in 99 or 2000 or 2001 but we get there eventually brother Steve Austin he took a shovel to the head last week by the undertaker how many times did they show that shovel shot
SPEAKER_03:you can tell his arm
SPEAKER_02:got his hand up did not hit him in the head at all very clearly did not hit austin head but you know uh it went really fast and it's hard to see so he got hit in the head and austin's a tough son of a bitch and he is going to be in the hospital but he has been um He has been not allowing any medical attention whatsoever. And even though he is in the hospital.
SPEAKER_03:Apparently, the prior night or something, he was supposed to be wrestling.
SPEAKER_02:He did wrestle. And he was
SPEAKER_03:all fucked
SPEAKER_02:up. He is dizzy. He is fainting. He blacked out. He had nausea, vomiting. He puked. Shut the fuck up. Gotta get puke in there. Cause draws is not called puke anymore. It's just draws now. So I'm just like, fuck, we're going to call it puke again. So we got to get puke on the air. Uh, but yeah, he's having a, he's having a tough time. And imagine that dude, you're in fucking San Jose and you're just going to wrestling on like a Sunday night and it's like a sold out crowd and you get stone cold Steve Austin versus the rock in a world title match.
SPEAKER_04:That's wild.
SPEAKER_02:Holy shit, dude. Like my God, people these days, they could have a time machine and be able to go back to that shit. It was fucking wild, dude. It's pretty amazing. So yeah, Austin's fucked up and he's in the hospital and he blacked out after the match with The Rock.
SPEAKER_03:But didn't they say he was somewhere else in the US and now he's in LA?
SPEAKER_02:No, he was in San Jose the whole time. Yeah. He was in San Jose for that house show and he's been admitted to the San Jose hospital medical facility. Uh, and he's holed up there, but he's pissed off with all the nurses and doctors, which is pretty on, on brand for Steve
SPEAKER_03:Austin. Very
SPEAKER_02:true. Having to take fucking, uh, and they keep going back to his, uh, his, um, room where he's lying in his fucking medical facility bed oh nice sneeze really keeping that in but they keep cutting to him and then he starts cutting promos on like Undertaker and fucking Vince and shit and his blood pressure goes up you hear his heart rate moving faster
SPEAKER_03:and they're like you need to
SPEAKER_02:calm down Mr. Austin calm down Mr. Austin I love when people call him Mr. Austin because you know what when Vince was first starting as like the on air authority figure he was still calling Stone Cold Mr. Austin at the time he doesn't call him Mr. Austin anymore no he just calls him a son Son of a bitch! That's exactly what he calls him now. Yeah. So Austin's fucked up. He's holed up in the hospital. Oddities and Headbangers have had this match before. ICP. Okay. Insane Clown Posse, Violet J, and Shaggy 2 Dope have a backstage... promo uh just some shit going on here and they're saying that they're making the oddities wrestle the match like they're not ready they can't fight so the oddities gotta take their place so it's kirgan and golga and they're gonna face the headbangers and icp insane clown posse turn heel on the oddities they have spray paint they're spray painting fucking golga Giant Silva and fucking Kurgan all in the eyes of spray paint they have Giant Silva tied up in the ropes and not only that the ultimate insult the fucking handbangers cut off Luna's hair all her fucking right at the fucking scalp dude like she has like three huge long like what are they like dreads or whatever cornrows strands like that and they cut them all off they look like ramen noodles
SPEAKER_03:yeah legit I was like
SPEAKER_02:it's like Sid
SPEAKER_03:damn but like almost better
SPEAKER_02:yeah like probably better than Sid because it's so much longer you could slurp that piece of ramen hair the ramen hair for like how long until it actually all went in your mouth so would you say that Luna's hair is the master and the ruler of the ramen noodle mullets the ramen noodle hair
SPEAKER_03:No. Or
SPEAKER_02:does that belong to one psycho
SPEAKER_03:Sid? Yeah. I'm sorry. We can't change
SPEAKER_02:that. Don't you miss Sid?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Me too. Big time. You're not getting him back. Sorry. uh it's too bad but yeah fucking huge uh heel turn here by icp and so icp is joining up with headbears now i don't fucking know i i feel like there's like multiple turns every week now it's kind of crazy it's almost hard to keep up with everything what's going on uh blue blazer here i love his uh old school 80s style theme it's pretty hilarious
SPEAKER_03:i think it's so weird that he like runs with his arms out
SPEAKER_02:yeah dude fucking he's like a superhero bro he's the blue blazer he's fighting crime and he's taking it out on poor saps in the world wrestling federation he's gonna beat them all and he's gonna start with steve blackman bro The Lethal Weapon, my boy. And I just saw his podcast with CBV. Steve Blackman's fucking awesome. He's a legit badass. But Blazers work in this match, and he's doing Owen moves. And, of course, Jim Ross is number one with a bullet on the list of thinking that Owen Hart is the Blue Blazer.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, we've seen them
SPEAKER_02:in the ring a
SPEAKER_03:few times together with separate people. Like, come on.
SPEAKER_02:Exactly. I also find it interesting with this match is because, you know, they
SPEAKER_03:also said that you also can tell that it's not Owen because the nose.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, that's a regular size nose. I know.
SPEAKER_02:Not that. Jim Ross. I can't even put my finger on the level that Jim Ross is at on this show. He is just like. He's had enough. Like he is pissed and he is screaming his head off at like everything. And it's great. It's like. top-notch peak Jim Ross here. But the moves that this blue blazer does, Owen-like moves, inzaguris and the sharpshooter and the belly-to-belly suplex, but he does it, but they don't look like Owen's doing it. His inzaguri didn't even hit him in the head. He only made it to his shoulder. Owen makes it to the head every time because he's a professional and he's so good at that move. One of the greatest inzaguris of all time. So when somebody else does it and they do it like that, you know, I don't This is probably not Owen Hart because Owen Hart has way more athleticism than this. Yeah, right. And, yeah, so we start to think, oh, and Jim Ross is starting to doubt himself. Oh, maybe
SPEAKER_05:this
SPEAKER_02:isn't Owen Hart. What kind of crap
SPEAKER_05:do they have up their sleeve,
SPEAKER_02:damn it? And... fucking it's not owen because uh it's a quite an easy win for steve blackman a couple of bicycle kicks and uh away we go but owen comes out playing clothes again he's wearing a little like fucking wow plaid shirt and blue jeans
SPEAKER_03:wow the blue blazer guys wow the blue blazers out there we know Different people.
SPEAKER_02:Yep, exactly.
SPEAKER_03:Fucking get it through your tiny skulls.
SPEAKER_02:But who is that? I think that's the question that they're trying to answer is who is the Blue Blazer if it's not Owen Hart? They
SPEAKER_03:tried to take off his mask.
SPEAKER_02:They tried to. Steve Blackfin tried to take the mask off, but it didn't work so well. And they got out of there and we still do not know who the Blue Blazer is. It's obviously not Owen. It's someone else. Edge and Gangrel. They have a couple entrances tonight. Gangrel. Yeah. I was confused. This is before the three-person ring of fire. So I specifically remember back in the day, this is just as a generalization, that Edge, Christian, and Gangrel come out together through the fire. all three of them at the same time. But at this point, Gain Grail is just coming out by himself and Edge and Krishna are waiting at the stage, like just past the curtain there underneath the titantron. So interesting that it's only one. With that type of space there, it seemed like only one could get out, but obviously make it bigger eventually and maybe don't have the flame shoot up as much, special effects it, whatever you do, right? And all three of them can come out. So it's only just Gain Grail right now and they're up against... The greatest European champion of all time. Fucking, you better recognize. Oh my God. Who sucks now? D'Lo Brown. He does not suck. He sucks
SPEAKER_03:so
SPEAKER_02:much. No, bro. He's the best. He's
SPEAKER_03:finally changed his pants.
SPEAKER_02:He is the greatest European champion of all time, so he can wear that as long as he wants. It should be his regular tights. I'm okay with it.
SPEAKER_03:No.
SPEAKER_02:It's quite a long match for a Raw match. It kind of dragged a bit. Yeah, it
SPEAKER_03:went on for
SPEAKER_02:so fucking long. It went on for a while. It wasn't big on that. But at the end, Chyna, once again, two weeks in a row. Chyna. Chyna.
SPEAKER_06:Chyna. Chyna. Chyna. People think I don't like Chyna. I love Chyna. Chyna. Chyna. Is the new Chyna, by the way. Chyna. Chyna. Chyna. I deal with Chyna. Chyna. Chyna. Big league Chyna. So don't tell me about Chyna. I know Chyna. Chyna. And by the way, I love Chyna. China is
SPEAKER_02:here. And she has a microphone. Why does
SPEAKER_03:she have a microphone?
SPEAKER_02:Because she's going to talk. And I know you love it when China talks.
SPEAKER_03:Because it does not fit. Her voice does not fit.
SPEAKER_02:She doesn't do it very often. But when she does, it's still off-putting. And she takes the mic and she says, Mark, I'll do it. She will go on a date. No sex involved, mind you. I like how they have to keep mentioning that. It's just like, we're going on a date, but you don't have to have sex with me. Great. why do they have to specify that
SPEAKER_03:every fucking
SPEAKER_02:time who knows maybe china will have such a good time she'll want to have sex with mark henry who knows what if he woos her off her feet and she leaves
SPEAKER_03:triple h he reacts
SPEAKER_02:she leaves triple h for mark henry oh my god yeah oh my god it looks it looks like he asked Madison out to the fucking kindergarten dance and uh she said yes that's how happy he was Mark Henry looked like how excited Jamie was when Madison said yes to him because we amalgamate here on the THW it
SPEAKER_03:was actually when Lauren when he asked Lauren to go have dinner with him and Grandpa Dan
SPEAKER_02:uh-huh
SPEAKER_03:She's the one that said yes, and he was all stoked.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, oh yeah,
SPEAKER_03:yeah. That was a few episodes
SPEAKER_02:ago. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, and we haven't seen Dan a little bit, and I'm not happy with
SPEAKER_03:that. Well, yeah, he... didn't get his heart transplant and now he's like kind of low-key going off to die
SPEAKER_02:he's fucking in the middle of the water like screaming at the clouds and shit that's what he's been doing fuck me uh okay uh apparently on sunday night heat last night mark merrow dumped jackie
SPEAKER_03:apparently
SPEAKER_02:what since when i
SPEAKER_03:don't know
SPEAKER_02:weird so interestingly enough he's
SPEAKER_03:just a sack of shit
SPEAKER_02:yeah so she sucks too so i don't know i don't mind jackie at least she's tough like she's a good wrestler and shit i'm down with that um but yeah
SPEAKER_03:she's a bitch
SPEAKER_02:she can be but what if she's not now because you'll see with this match on heat merrill dumped jackie so gold dust has a match with mark merrill here and fucking terry shows up right away Terry Runnels, Terry Venus, Terry whatever, Terry Dust, whatever you want to call it. She's here and fucking Jackie's coming down and they're dressed to the nines, so to speak.
SPEAKER_03:Why didn't, like, she was Marlena and that's how I know
SPEAKER_02:her. Yeah, but she's not Marlena anymore. She's Terry. And this is Jackie. Stop changing names. And they look like a couple of pretty mean sisters to me. And they come in here and they low blow, spam the low blow button, hit the X on the PlayStation controller over and over and over again. Kicks gold dust in the ball, Terry does, and then Jackie kicks fucking marrow in the balls. Oh, gold dust in the balls and terry kicks mary on the balls and so it's ball shots it like i said it's spamming the fucking cheat button uh and low blowing everyone in sight so apparently terry and jackie scorned ex-lovers now together to attack men every week interesting teaming here where it's literally just a tag team of two ladies who are sick and tired of putting up with men.
SPEAKER_03:Well, so far, it's just the two men.
SPEAKER_02:Just the two men, but what if they start going after other men as well?
SPEAKER_03:You're hinting that that's going to happen.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, it's possible. They seem like some pretty mean sisters to me, and there's a reason why I keep saying that, pretty mean sisters. What's the acronym for pretty mean sisters? Oh, fuck off. P-M-S. Ha ha ha! Vince McMahon, you've done it again. Wow. good lord attitude era wow uh we we get a triple threat hardcore championship match mankind defending his wonderful beautiful um legendary hardcore title and he's defending against big boss man not normal size boss man and ken shamrock
SPEAKER_03:he's not big okay
SPEAKER_02:he's big bro
SPEAKER_03:He does not look big.
SPEAKER_02:He's a big boy. Holy shit.
SPEAKER_03:He doesn't look big.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, my God. Yeah, maybe he could be the opposite of Val Venus. Who knows? It's very, very possible. he's not the micro penis he's the he's the small boss man or he's the micro penis man i don't know who knows i don't think vince mcmahon would be okay with a head of security having a tiny wiener
SPEAKER_03:what if he doesn't know he
SPEAKER_02:knows he's vince mcmahon he knows the exact length and girth of all his guys fucking
SPEAKER_03:dicks
SPEAKER_02:i guarantee it dude he's a creep like that
SPEAKER_03:that is so gross
SPEAKER_02:if you like somebody would just mention a wrestler to him he'd be like six inches six 6.2 inches It's like, oh, how about, to quote Scorpio, 10 inches, 3, 10.3 inches. How about The Ultimate Warrior? I took too much steroids, so 2 inches, 2.3 inches. And he would know that shit. I'm just speculating. But I'm pretty sure he does. Oh, my God. I mean, it's Vince McMahon. But anyways, they're here, Shane and Vince, together again. It's weird, because this is a hardcore match. You'd think, like, weapons would be taken out sooner, besides Big Boss. boss man's nightstick that he likes to use he actually does some pretty cool tricks with his nightstick like he actually like flips it around and he does really good with it he's fast so he's actually kind of skilled with the handling of a big stick because he doesn't have one himself so he had to
SPEAKER_03:practice
SPEAKER_02:I know right exactly and Mick's you know looking not too bad in this match he makes some good comebacks he attacks Shamrock or actually Shamrock attacks Mick with a can of coke Is that your favorite wrestling weapon so far? That's
SPEAKER_03:such a waste of a can of
SPEAKER_02:Coke. What if it's empty, though?
SPEAKER_03:It was not
SPEAKER_02:empty. I know at the time it wasn't empty. It was still full or had some in there. But what if it's empty? I'm just saying. That would be an effective weapon, don't you think? No. The aluminum could even split and cut you, too, so that has that added effect as well.
SPEAKER_03:I mean, that's different, but, like,
SPEAKER_02:yeah, no. Okay, fair enough. It's a waste
SPEAKER_03:of a can of Coke.
SPEAKER_02:Well, if all the liquid went in the other guy's eyes, that would, like, kind of blind him for a bit, so that would be good. No,
SPEAKER_03:that's still a waste of a can of Coke. What?
SPEAKER_02:But that's an effective way to, like, fuck your opponent up.
SPEAKER_03:It's still a waste
SPEAKER_02:of a can of Coke. I guess in the context of the match, it's good, but it's still a waste of a can of Coke, like you said. Yeah. uh and the broom of course and he goes to town with the broom but okay who's this fucking faction okay and i want to get back into like you know the truth commission and fucking the nation doa and las barricas and all these fucking factions but now we just added a faction and it's
SPEAKER_03:have we haven't seen doa in a while
SPEAKER_02:no i think they're we saw them in passing so we saw them when last week when hawk got pushed off the titan drone again context brother uh They were seeing them off in the ambulance and Skull and 8-Ball were back there with Paul Ellering because Ellering brought LOD and was genuinely concerned for the well-being of Hawk. But yeah, DOA was there, but that was the last time we saw them and they weren't in a wrestling role. So they're definitely falling down the card, which thank fucking God they shouldn't have had a spot at all. And then eventually later years, especially in the dying years of WCW, they're on TV every week, sometimes five, six segments a night. Why the fuck would you put these guys on that much? That's what WCW did. They felt like it was a great idea to put the Harris brothers on four, five, six, seven times a night.
SPEAKER_03:If it was our kids, then sure, but...
SPEAKER_02:Not our Harris Brothers, though, brother. Not our Harris Brothers, brother. But this new faction, the Job Squad, the J-O-B, because they're a squad that does what? Job. They lose all their matches. And that's the whole point of their faction, is they all suck and they lose. And Al Snow, you know, talented wrestler, has gotten his gimmick over, but couldn't care less about any of his matches.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I don't care.
SPEAKER_02:Scorpio, Too Cold Scorpio, Flash Funk biggest dick in wrestling, whatever you want to call him. And that's Mick Foley's account, brother. Scorpio's here. Flash Funk, whatever the fuck. He sucks. He always sucked. Did he get rid of his ponytail? I
SPEAKER_03:did not pay attention because he should not be on my screen at
SPEAKER_02:all. He still had his cul-de-sac, but I don't know if he still had the ponytail coming out of it. His hair
SPEAKER_03:is
SPEAKER_02:awful. It's pretty fucking bad, bro. I
SPEAKER_03:avert my eyes.
SPEAKER_02:And then that's another member. And then we have fucking... My name's Thurman Plug, but my friends call me Sparky. It's Sparky Plug. Bob Holly. Bodacious Bob. That's Bob Holly, brother. And he's in the job squad as well, and he's still got the fucking huge, long, blonde hair. Expect some changes with that. I
SPEAKER_03:don't see him often enough to care.
SPEAKER_02:You might see him more,
SPEAKER_03:though. Oh, fuck off.
SPEAKER_02:No, but he might have a character change for the better. Who
SPEAKER_03:knows?
SPEAKER_02:Some guys do, some guys don't, but... Give Bob Holly a chance. He's not Sparky Plug anymore, at least. And he's not Bombastic or Bodacious Bob. Whatever the fuck he was in that tag team. But they interfere on Mankind's behalf. Head with the headshot on Shamrock. And the one, two, three. And Mankind retains his hardcore title in front of Vince and Shane McMahon. And they're
SPEAKER_03:pissed.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:uh okay so now we're gonna get into a very interesting part of the episode so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna tell you the next few matches that happen and then basically end with um the overarching plot of this episode okay so we're gonna go to uh christian okay second time broods out here he's actually defending his light heavyweight title i think this might be the first time he's defending his light heavyweight title on raw at least uh and it's against the head coach of the Pasadena Chargers of the elementary school Dwayne Gill and the job squad interfere again on the behalf of good old Dwayne Gill and he gets the 1-2-3 he takes an impaler this match as well too but actually turns it around and wins and we have a new light heavyweight champion this is a belt that fucking Takuma Shinoku had for fuck sakes and now Dwayne Gill is the champion Dwayne Gill Dwayne fucking Gill. And he's, I guess, a part of the job squad now as well. Makes sense. He's a jobber, but he's a champion. He's a fucking champion. Stone Cold isn't a champion right now, but Dwayne Gill is. wow another match Godfather Tiger Ali Singh it doesn't actually happen because Regal comes back from last week and said the broads that he had last week were no good and he wasn't happy with them and Godfather is going to offer up his hoes this week to Tiger Ali Singh and he wasn't really having it and it was just a gigantic brawl between the three and it's kind of going nowhere unfortunately Godfather needs better opponents I think don't you feel like Godfather's got like Steven Regal and Tiger Ali seeing he used to have like vader and shit you know yeah so it would be nice to see godfather get some better competition here
SPEAKER_04:yeah
SPEAKER_02:but um it's actually uh valvinas that comes in and helps godfather this time and uh man you imagine the tag team names for these two guys oh god fucking uh pimping the penis uh
SPEAKER_03:oh my fucking god
SPEAKER_02:yeah yeah something Horning ain't easy? I don't know, man.
SPEAKER_03:ChatGPT.
SPEAKER_02:ChatGPT, that shit. Thank you, ChatGPT. We have the top 10 best names for tag team of Val Venis and The Godfather. And I'm going to save my favorites for the last. Rated R in Pimpin', The Smackdown Suite. The Velvet Connection. Champagne and Chains. The Big Val Bosque and The Godfather Show. I don't know what kind of fucking name that is. But now we get much better. We have The Ho Train Express. We have The Pillow Talk Players. The Adult Alliance. Like that one. The Sin Syndicate. I like Adult Alliance the most so far, but I think... Pimp and circumstance. Wow. Wow. Pimp and Circumstance. Wow. I don't know. What do you like, that one more or the Adult Alliance? I don't like that one. No. Really? Pimp and
SPEAKER_03:Circumstance? I like that one a bit
SPEAKER_02:better. It's pretty good. We'll workshop that. We'll use both names for now until one takes over. Pimp and Circumstance. Adult Alliance. The Adult Alliance. It sounds like they're just adults, not in the adult industry. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah. Pimp and Circumstance.
SPEAKER_03:That's not what I think of when, you know.
SPEAKER_02:Pimp and Circumstance. circumstance that's fucking great man um so that's uh pimp circumstance uh we get uh okay so now the job squad has a fucking match and duane gill's out there with them it's a tag team match and it's with uh two cold scorpio scorpio and bob holly here and they're gonna face the new age outlaws
SPEAKER_05:oh you didn't
SPEAKER_02:know
SPEAKER_05:yes that's
SPEAKER_02:right tag team champions of the world uh and a oh and they got to match with the job squad Why are the Job Squad literally debuting on Raw? They've probably been on Heat or Superstars or whatever the fuck before. Dark matches, B-side matches. But now here they're making their full debut on Raw, Job Squad. And they're in three fucking segments.
SPEAKER_03:That's too many.
SPEAKER_02:Like, holy shit, dude. Enough's enough on that one, I think. I mean, sure, get them on the show, but like three fucking times? It's kind of unnecessary.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:There
SPEAKER_03:was a lot of unnecessary in this episode.
SPEAKER_02:What was with this leaf blower? It had a
SPEAKER_03:fucking red ribbon on
SPEAKER_02:it. I think it was because mankind tried to give the leaf blower to Vince as a gift when they were still buddying around a bit before Survivor Series.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, but then why is it here?
SPEAKER_02:Because Vince gave it back or didn't want it anymore, so Mick took it back.
SPEAKER_03:Then why is it here? Why didn't he leave it at home?
SPEAKER_02:Because he wanted to use it as a weapon and it was turned on the entire time. uh until finally i think it was one of the referees he took it out that actually turned it off it's quite hilarious it's like you turn on a leaf blower to hit him with the physical leaf blower not like you know blow wind on him or anything i don't know uh but anyways yeah it's a leaf blower and that's one of the more entertaining uh weapons used in wrestling along with a can of coke And a man's prosthetic leg as well, too. Also. Actually. No. That was a shoot, brother. Fucking a dude's amputated leg. Or his replacement leg.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, imagine if he hit him with the actually amputated leg.
SPEAKER_02:Wow, that got dark real quick. His physically cut off amputated leg. Oh my god. Shit, dude. Fuck. So, yeah, we have this fucking brawl with a leaf blower and shit and it's like, whatever. But kind of what we're here for is Stone Cold, Steve Austin. Very interesting to see him in a vulnerable state. But anyways, he's been in the hospital this whole time. And they gave him some medicine to help him go to sleep. So basically, they gave him some shit to make him drowsy. And so he's starting to go out. And Undertaker and Paul Bear drive a hearse up. And if you didn't know it was a hearse, Jerry Law, that's reminding 55 times. He
SPEAKER_03:reminded you so fucking much. I was like, shut the fuck up. We get it. It's a fucking hearse. We saw it with our own two
SPEAKER_02:eyes. Hey, did you see? I see something park right by the hospital. You know what that could have been? I don't even... It's a hearse!
SPEAKER_03:There was a hearse parked there. He wouldn't have shot the fuck up. That was a hearse! It's like, we get it. Did you see the hearse? If I was Jim Ross, I would have like...
SPEAKER_06:Shut
SPEAKER_03:the hell
SPEAKER_06:up!
SPEAKER_03:Punched him in the face.
SPEAKER_06:Such a damn mouth, gang!
SPEAKER_02:We know it's
SPEAKER_06:a damn hearse! What
SPEAKER_03:the hell is
SPEAKER_06:he doing there?
SPEAKER_02:And we knew exactly what Taker and Paul
SPEAKER_03:Bearer were doing there. They tell him to shut the fuck up and he keeps talking...
SPEAKER_02:there yeah uh we get it yeah we get it
SPEAKER_03:we know what
SPEAKER_02:it is so undertaker and paul bear you know undertaker is like six ten and a half paul bear is this rotund 350 pound man uh they're big dudes and uh they all tatted up and shit and long black hair in a fucking like you know demon's outfit and they go waltzing into the hospital uh sight unseen this dude that's almost seven feet tall and this dude that's like 350 pounds Walking through the hallways, looking at room numbers, trying to find Steve Austin's 316 room number. Good catch there, bro.
SPEAKER_03:Remember when we went to the hospital to have... Which baby was it?
SPEAKER_02:What's that?
SPEAKER_03:Flinders Zane.
SPEAKER_02:That what?
SPEAKER_03:Oh no, it wouldn't have been that. No, it was when we went to Vegas.
SPEAKER_02:We went to Vegas. We got room 316 at Casino Royale. We legit got room 316. It was the greatest happenstance in the history of my life.
SPEAKER_03:I did not request it. You claim you never called to request
SPEAKER_02:it. I absolutely did not. You booked everything. Why would I call? Right? I had no idea about anything. You set all that shit up. So yeah, that's just fucking... great luck uh amazing and
SPEAKER_03:316 is also our anniversary exactly march 16th so that's
SPEAKER_02:funny also unbeknownst to me like not planned uh-huh at all
SPEAKER_03:you're still claiming that
SPEAKER_02:still it will always later still and will always claim that i did not purposely do that um as much as you may think. Otherwise, uh, but yeah, no, they got past security. They got past the front desk. They got into an elevator that had people on it and they didn't think it was weird that this huge tatted guy, uh, and other dude, a mortician were going up to a random room, three 16 on the third floor and making it past everybody, including the nurses and doctors and everybody that was dealing with Steve Austin, anybody else, any patients, any visitors, any staff, anything in the hospital in San Jose, which sounds like it's a big city, bro.
SPEAKER_03:And That
SPEAKER_02:would be a bustling hospital. Even at night. I
SPEAKER_03:don't think a gift shop would be open, though.
SPEAKER_02:A gift shop wouldn't be open, but... At this time of night.
UNKNOWN:But...
SPEAKER_02:Undertaker and Paul Bear break into and they didn't even have to break in they just opened the door I'm sure wasn't locked just come in the room and Austin's asleep and so he's gonna put him to sleep even more and make him go unconscious by choking him out and then Paul Bear had like chloroform or some kind of ether or something and I'm gonna just say it's chloroform that's what I always thought it was they always try to say ether but I'm like nah dude just straight up chloroform so Austin's out cause of the chloroform in the sleeper. And yeah, like I said, it's very weird to see Austin so vulnerable in this state where he's like literally in bare feet holed up in a hospital bed and now Undertaker's dragging him out by the feet out of the hospital. So now he's got to go to the elevator, go down three fucking floors, make it past the gift shop that apparently is still open. All the people, the patients, the visitors probably not much for visitors because it's late but all these things happening and no one saw anything no one reported anything and the doctors don't even realize Austin's gone because he's trying to get some
SPEAKER_03:sleep or they were just threatened if you said a word You'd be murdered. Sure. They're scared.
SPEAKER_02:Sure, they're scared, which is very possible as well, too. If I was some nurse trying to calm down Steve Austin, yeah, I'd probably be worried, too. So they literally drag Austin out. They put him in the hearse and now they're driving him away. I don't know how well Undertaker knows the streets or Paul Bearer knows the streets of San Jose, but there was no Google Maps back then. So they were using actual fucking maps, like physical paper maps. So they find the closest graveyard in San Jose. And it didn't take them long to get there either, which is great for them. They beat traffic. And They're just going to bury Austin alive, basically. They're going to throw him in a fucking grave, and they're going to start... They already pretty much dug the hole, or they've dug most of the hole. They're just going to throw him in now and bury him. And they stop. And they... Undertaker starts to have second thoughts maybe no he doesn't have second
SPEAKER_00:thoughts
SPEAKER_02:oh no he doesn't have second thoughts about not doing this his second thoughts are oh burying him in a grave alive is too good for Steve Austin
SPEAKER_03:well it wasn't even just that Austin came too
SPEAKER_02:He did. He did. And he started attacking. And then obviously Undertaker took him down again. Sleeper. And then another bit of the chloroform again. And Austin's chloroformed out. And now it's too good for Austin to be buried alive. It's got to be worse. He's got to feel pain. It's got to be torture for this guy. And he decides that, hey, Paul, I know you're a mortician. So we're going to go to the funeral home. And we're going to embalm Stone Cold Steve Austin on an embalming table. The cold, hard slab. And they're going to suck all the fucking crucial liquids out of his body. And we are going to fucking embalm Steve Austin. So we get to that cold hard slab that we talked about and we're at the funeral home which looks just like a regular house I guess but they have an embalming room and the cold hard slab and everything and they get him in there and the undertaker's got a dagger and they're gonna you know delay decomposition of his dead body by preserving him with solutions. But he's not dead. But he's not dead yet so he actually has to kill him first and he's gonna stab him in the heart with a dagger or a pair of scissors or something.
SPEAKER_04:Dagger. Dagger.
SPEAKER_02:Dagger. Well, you had the dagger. And then Paul Bearer actually tried it after with scissors to no avail. Because just as Undertaker. Yeah, but
SPEAKER_03:before that.
SPEAKER_02:But just as Undertaker starts speaking in tongues while Austin is laying with his shirt cut off on this embalming table. He has to kill him first. And he starts speaking in tongues.
UNKNOWN:Wow.
SPEAKER_03:Damn.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. So he's going down a very devilish path here. He's the one with the occult, the Lord of Darkness. Ozzy Osbourne was the Prince of Darkness. The Undertaker is the Lord of Darkness. And he's here doing some crazy shit. And he's about to stab Stone Cold Steve Austin to death. I can't believe I just said that. My mom was watching. Kane comes out of nowhere and saves... I had
SPEAKER_03:a feeling. The whole time we were sitting there, I was like...
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, he's gonna fucking kill a man on television.
SPEAKER_03:We haven't seen Kane yet. This would be a real convenient time for him to show the fuck up.
SPEAKER_02:We had a... A flashback to what Kane's been doing the last few weeks, just attacking people randomly. Just a vignette about him, but not actually him there. So he's obviously in San Jose at this random fucking funeral home that Paul Bear called in the middle of the night to say he had to kill somebody and embalm them there. Yeah. again can't believe I just made that statement but it happened and Austin stopped Paul Bear from stabbing him to death with a pair of scissors and Kane took out Undertaker and Austin was able to get away even in his not so lucid state And it's interesting the payback that Austin might enact on Paul Bear and The Undertaker. But they have a Buried Alive match in Vancouver, brother! Pay-per-view, man. And... Yeah, it's happening, bro. Buried Alive, Austin Taker. And we're also getting Mankind, The Rock, the rematch for the world title. Also in Vancouver. And, you know, The Rock is the corporate champion, so why not name his first pay-per-view and his first pay-per-view title defense, call it Rock Bottom. because it's after The Rock, and he's the corporate champion, and he's Vince's corporate champion. So, of course, he's going to name a pay-per-view. Do you ever name a pay-per-view after Austin? Actually, he had said Cold Day in Hell. That was, like, Austin-inspired, but it was Undertaker as well, too. Interesting, like, where they were back then when they were fighting each other with the Hart Foundation around to now, where it's, like, all the shit that they've gone through at that time now. It's like, holy fuck, and now we're literally at the embalming stage.
UNKNOWN:LAUGHTER
SPEAKER_02:It's leading up to their fucking Buried Alive match, you know, 100 kilometers away from our house right now. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. And then we get a main event. Shawn Michaels' first act as commissioner was to make The Rock defend his world title against X-Pac.
SPEAKER_03:Vince is like, what the fuck are
SPEAKER_02:you doing? What the fuck are you doing? Right? And Shawn Michaels is like, he's buddies with X-Pac. So he's like, yeah, but I don't know. He really built it up to be somebody big. And it's just like, you felt like it was like a disappointment when he said X-Pac. It's like, what? He's not going to say like Kane or Mankind or Austin or something. No, it's going to be fun. fucking x-pac like i
SPEAKER_03:mean they were all preoccupied the other three
SPEAKER_02:sure fair enough but uh you know what i viewed here is kind of hilarious And so it's going to be Rockin' X-Pac.
SPEAKER_03:I thought maybe Triple H would come back.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, right? But he definitely did not. His knee is still fucked up, bro. He's still not around. Triple H don't really remember exactly when he comes back. I know he eventually does, but don't remember when exactly. Anyways, they have this world title match. Vince, Shane, and, of course, Shawn Michaels are ringside the whole time. But, holy shit, dude. Um... Bossman and Vince and this whole kerfuffle and they get involved in the match. But Shawn Michaels intervenes and makes sure that the corporation doesn't involve themselves in the match and then takes said chair and nails X-Pac in the skull with the chair. His
SPEAKER_03:buddy.
SPEAKER_02:His buddy. But the thing is, shawn michaels was never in dx with x-pac x-pac was in dx the day after x-pac kind of replaced shawn michaels in dx and not oh yeah interesting right but not only that obviously i don't think x-pac so to speak, replace Shawn Michaels. I feel Triple H took the Shawn Michaels spot as the leader, but X-Pac just happened to be that byproduct of Shawn's gone, this Shawn, Shawn Waltman, X-Pac is in now. You replaced a Shawn with a Shawn. And yeah, yeah. and maybe Shawn Michaels. HBK wasn't too happy about that. All this time, there was this underlying heat between Shawn Michaels and Triple H and DX because of what DX said about Shawn Michaels after WrestleMania, saying that he doesn't have it anymore, and they said a lot of shit about Shawn Michaels after he lost the title to Austin. Made a lot of comments and stuff, right? And so he came back a couple times as an announcer and helped them a little bit, but nothing concrete, right? To build up a little bit of trust. And here he is turning on X-Pac while Triple H is gone, mind you. He nails X-Pac. The Rock hits the corporate elbow, raises the corporate eyebrow, and gets the one, two, three. Shawn Michaels, arm in arm, hugging The Rock, hugging Vince, and then making his way up the ramp Vince, Shane, Rock, and Shawn Michaels all telling DX to suck it at the top of the ramp. Doing the crotch chop. Vince McMahon doing crotch chops. The Rock, Shawn Michaels doing crotch chops. And Shane McMahon crotch chopping it all night long. Dude, Shawn Michaels comes back and we're all excited to see him and now he's a heel and he joins up with Vince McMahon. What is with all these guys joining with Vince, they just see the payday and they're like, yeah, I'll fucking join with Vince.
SPEAKER_04:I
SPEAKER_02:guess so. That's what Shamrock did. That's what Bossman did. That's what the Stooges do. And that's what Shawn Michaels does. That's what The Rock did too. And now they're a very powerful corporation. Because before it was just Vince and fucking the Stooges. And then they got Bossman. And then they got Shamrock. And then they got Shane. Then they got The Rock. And now they have Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels and The Rock in the same fucking group. Holy shit dude pretty crazy what do you give it for a rating girly
SPEAKER_03:um a lot of the matches and shit were bullshit i'd probably give a solid 3.8 it's
SPEAKER_02:pretty good still uh for the thwf brother the the whole embalming situation you know what though i heard conrad thompson uh he does pretty podcast with bruce pritchard and a bunch of other wrestling personalities but anyways i used to listen to a lot not so much anymore but i remember him saying it's like why would i want to watch like a you know baron corbin kind of 10 minute promo on raw these days when i can watch an embalming when are you gonna remember oh my god the embalming for sure you're not gonna remember the promo uh but you will remember when undertaker tried to embalm stone cold steve austin here on the trio wrestling you should Fuck it. Sounds like something that Nanny Carrie would want to do to Dan. Like, embalm him, you know?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, maybe.
SPEAKER_02:Right? I don't know. Amalgamate, bro. Brother, at treehillwf.podcast on the socials, including Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and threads, and listen to us on all the streaming services, including
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SPEAKER_02:HBK, brother.
SPEAKER_03:He's back.
SPEAKER_02:Amazing.
SPEAKER_03:I'm
SPEAKER_02:down with it. We're getting into December and then January. You know what January means? Royal Rumble season. 1999 Royal Rumble is only a couple months away. We're going to see who's going to be in the match. You're going to see some crazy shit happening around the match. It's a great time to be a wrestling fan in January, February, March, and April because it is starting the road to WrestleMania and the Royal Rumble in January and working our way towards WrestleMania 50 the rage and climax brother oh my god philadelphia pennsylvania wrestlemania 15 uh you've seen how many wrestlemanias now you've seen wrestlemania 13 you've seen wrestlemania 14 you've seen wrestlemania 40 parts of 40 and 41 something
SPEAKER_03:like that
SPEAKER_02:yeah 40 and 41 uh you ever seen any before that or never really paid attention
SPEAKER_03:no
SPEAKER_02:never paid attention so you have like four wrestlemanias under your belt for them for all intents and purposes yeah so it'll be your fifth wrestlemania just like uh you've sat through what three survivor series six or uh three or four survivor series 96, 97, 98, and last year. Yeah, so four Survivor Series for you. You're more experienced with Survivor Series than you are going to be, or you're going to be more experienced with WrestleMania come 15, because you haven't seen five. Good for you, brother, as I am Sean Harris.
SPEAKER_03:And I am Erin Kosker.
SPEAKER_02:And we are the THWF, brother.
SPEAKER_03:We are.
SPEAKER_02:And we bid you adieu.
SPEAKER_03:And I say bye, bitch.
