Thick, Broke & Thinking Bad Ideas On The Front Porch

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So I'm sitting out on my front again, just feeling this breeze. And let me tell you, this breeze is perfect. The kind of breeze that makes you rethink your whole life, your budget, your career choices, all of it. I'm out here watching traffic, watching the wall huggers, having their little conversations, minding everybody else's business like it's a full time job, and somehow my mind just starts wandering. And today yeah, today my thoughts said, let's go there. Because I started thinking, in this economy, what are we really doing? Now don't judge me, just listen. I started thinking, could I be a stripper, a pole dancer? Could I really get out there in a little skimpy outfit, use all this thickness, and make a couple hundred dollars just moving my body and minding my business? Because let's be honest, I'm not bad looking, not at all. I'm thick. And I need everybody to understand I am not fat. I am thick thick. There's a difference. And I know what men like to look at. They like a nice thick woman. I'm busty too. Okay. Gravity has done what gravity does. We're not gonna lie about that, but I still got something. I still clean up nice. When I put on jeans, baby, I still make people ask how she get all that in there. So I'm thinking maybe I could work with that. And yeah, I don't know how to spin on a pole like I've been training for the Olympics or nothing. But give me a couple tries. I feel like I could figure it out. I can dance a little, not dance dance, but I can move. I can shake what my mama gave me with confidence, even if it's not choreographed. And honestly, this is just where my mind goes when I sit out here too long in the breeze, in my pajamas, watching life pass by. Because the way this economy is set up, people out here doing a whole lot worse for a whole lot less. And I'm just being real. Sometimes starts negotiating when bills show up. But I'm still thinking about it. I'm not saying I will do it. I'm just saying I understand why people do. So yeah, that's today's porch confession. My mind will take me anywhere if I sit still long enough. Sometimes it's peace, sometimes it's chaos, and today it was entrepreneur pole dancing thoughts. But listen, before you go, if you enjoyed this episode, go ahead and support your girl. You know I'm just trying to survive in this economy. Hit that support the show button, share this podcast with your family, friends, co-workers, cousins, aunts, uncles, baby mamas, baby daddies, anybody and everybody who needs a laugh or a little real talk. And if you really rock with me, you can also send a little love to my Cash App. Nothing crazy. Whatever you would spend on a coffee, snack, gas money, metro money, dinner, it goes a long way over here. And survival ain't free. Either way, I appreciate you for listening, laughing, and sitting on this porch with me in spirit. Until next time, stay blessed, stay laughing, and stay out your head unless your head is making content like mine.