They Will Kill You (2026) (NOW SLAYING)

On this episode of NOW SLAYING, Colton & Rowan do a full-on double take and somehow end up fighting Satan (again?!) with THEY WILL KILL YOU! Is the gore nasty enough to earn a spot in the horror hall of fame, or just a messy afterthought? Have we discovered someone with a foot fetish that could rival Tarantino's? And wait, just checking again, our theatre tickets don't say READY OR NOT 2, right?? Tune in to find out if we gave this film a NAY, OKAY, YAY, or SLAY!

CHAPTERS:

• Theme/Intro (00:00:00)
• Trailer (00:03:19)
• Synopsis (00:03:49)
• Review (SPOILER FREE) (00:04:08)
• Review (SPOILERS) (00:33:27)
• Rating (00:49:46)
• Promotions/Outro (00:53:37)

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