Beast Movie Reviews
Talking about my views on movies, in particular, horror ones. Not all scary movies are scary, they can be kinda funny, even when its not meant to be.
Episodes
58 episodes
Sting 2024
Spider loving Charlotte finds a spider and keeps it as a pet... and then it grows huge in only a matter of days and takes her family, which makes it personal. So she has to cover herself in mothball flavoured water and go kick its 8 legged butt...
In The Tall Grass 2019
I had no idea what this movie was about, nor did I even know it existed. I was just scrolling through Netflix wondering what to watch, and this popped up.So the start of this episode where I talk about what I think the movie is about... ...
Children of the Corn 2020
Another classic movie that I haven't seen. Can you believe that I haven't seen any of the Children Of the Corn. Can I haven't .. That is until now.Have you seen this Stephen King classic horror tale? what did you think?In this epi...
M3gan 2.0 is not a horror
I went ahead and watched the second one... only because I wanted to know what happened after the first one, and where the story was going. But is it a low horror movie like the first or not?... the answer is not.In this episode I talk ab...
The Woman in the Yard 2025
How unexpected was this movie... it actually wasn't that bad of a movie, for a scary movie that takes place in day light, in the middle of no where. Just a lady wearing all black sitting on a chair out in the front yard.Join me in this e...
Thrash 2026
The latest Shark attack movie streaming on Netflix now.I very much enjoyed this one. Entertaining to watch and there wasn't any slow bits.On this episode, I talk about some of the funny things I noticed about the characters and th...
M3gan (2022)
I decided to watch M3gan finally. Ive been wanting to watch this for awhile now, and I want to know if it will be anything like Annabella, or the Orphan.Join me in this episode as I watch M3gan for the first time.
Nope 2022
I ticked off another Jordan Peele movie. I finale got around to watching NOPE for the first time. In this episode I talk about my theories of what this movie is about after only watching half way through. I then of course finish the movie and r...
A Quite Place: Day One
finally got around to watching tis one. I'm a big fan of the first two, so being able to see DAY ONE, when it all started was something I was really looking forward to. So, the question is.... Did it live up to it?...
Zombie Stripppers
yep... I watched it. I don't regret watching it... but I did not want to release this episode of it because I just don't think it was any good... but as I haven't put out a episode in awhile... here it is.enjoy.
Don't Breathe - 2016
Please note, this episode contains some spoilers. The majority of spoilers are in the 2nd half.It's taken me 10 years to sit down and start watching this movie. Can't believe it took this long.This movie is ok... the blind man is ...
The Home - 2025 - Pete Davidson
I found this movie just a couple of days ago.Never heard of it, but after watching the trailer... I had to watch it. And boy golly did it deliver.Check out what my thoughts on it and go watch it for yourself.the Home.
Evil Dead Rises 2023
*MISTAKE MADE. I make a mistake where I mention after the start intro, it says “one day later” but it’s actually “one day earlier “It took me this long to actually watch this movie because, when it came out... it looked just too scary.
Get Out (2017)
I finally got around to watching this movie, and halfway through watching it, I saw a likeness to another movie. And then to my surprise I was pretty spot on. This is a great little movie to watch, and if you haven't seen it, you are safe to li...
Bird Box 2018
I watch Bird Box for the first time, and give you my thoughts on it. I watch the first half of it and then talk about it, then I go watch the last half.Bird Box. Have you seen it" what did you think?
Silent Night 2023
John Woo is back with another action flick. I thought this would pass as a "horror" as people get killed in crazy ways.I watched half way of this movie and talk about my thoughts before watching the last half.
WEAPONS
Happy Halloween. For this episode, I break this up into 3 different recordings. The first is prior to me watching WEAPONS, and the 2nd is after I've watched an hour of it, and then the 3rd is after finishing it.Like all other episodes, I...
Until Dawn 2025 Horror movie review
A cross between Happy Death Day and The Monkey.Until Dawn for some reason I thought was a vampire movie. and that it was going to be a scary violent film. But boy was I wrong. Not about the scary bit, or the violence. but the fact there ...
Locked - Bill Skarsgård - 2025
I stumbled across this little movie. and very much enjoyed it. It wasn't just man locked in car. There was crazy deaths in it, car chases in it and great little twist along the way. Its like that movie BURIED, crossed with PHONE BOT...
Talk to me - 2022 (movie review)
This episode gives away small spoilers no major ones. If you haven't yet seen this, and is thinking about it.And after my feedback I was given, I do try and talk about the movie, but I do go off a little bit.Please enjoy 45m...
The Conjuring 4 Last Rites
This is my second time attempting to recored this episode. I did ir once already but didn't say everything I wanted to say, so I re did it. The funny thing is I STILL didn't say everything I wanted to say.
The Lodge (2019)
A nice little story that had its moments.Made by the same peeps who made the other interesting story "Goodnight Mommy"The only reason I watched this was because it had Jaeden Martell and it was made by the humans that made the Goo...
I Know What You Did Last Summer 2025
Well.... I saw it. and its a watchable movie. I managed to jot don't a fair few notes, but I don't even think I got through them all when talking about this movie. I did get through a bit, no spoilers in this episode.
Jennifer's Body 2009
It took me till now to watch this movie.Is it worth it?
I Know What You Did Last Summer
How many times have you watched I Know What You Did Last Summer from 1996? After rewatching it again, I notice one huge thing that makes me think both Julie and Helen are down right mean and cruel. I wasn't even effected when Helen died, and I ...