Hold onto your butts - we're going to Dick Fight Island by Reibun Ike!
Eight warriors gather every four years to decide who will lead their people! None of them are wearing pants, and all of them are ready to fight to the climax. But one of the warriors, Hart, has a secret technique and a secret boyfriend not-boyfriend that could turn this competition on its head. Ahem.
Also known as the one where your hosts say the word dick about a million times.
(Also if you know us IRL, no you don't.)
Sweetness: Piña colada (and not getting caught in the rain)
Citrus: Grapefruit, see TW
Gore: Tiny bit of blood, for ritual purposes
Trigger Warning for... significantly more profanity than usual, sex-based combat, butts, dicks, taints, balls, consensual dub con, drugs, knife play, sharp things near sensitive areas, foot fetish, culturally appropriate public nudity, discussion of age of consent, and barely any female characters in sight
Mention of... food, alcohol, drugs, gun, time travel incest, thotty colonel sanders, put an eye out jokes, unsuitable fanfic lube jokes, penis bee sting jokes, crossdressing, school girl uniform, blood, and funerals