Here's the finale of our holiday double feature of "Romancing the Werewolf" by Gail Carriger. Biffy and Lyall are drowning in babies, pine boughs, and plum-colored curtains, but still manage to thwart a mysterious cult.
But it might take a Christmas miracle for them to actually discuss their feelings...
Citrus: Lime
Sweetness: Wassail/mulled cider
Gore: crunch
Trigger Warnings: mentions of past sexual assault, cults, werewolf typical violence