Seat Yourself Sh!t Shows: Restaurant Rants from the Host Stand

Ever had a guest just waltz in and seat themselves—then wonder why no one shows up with a menu? In this chaotic and hilarious episode of Restaurant Punk, the crew dives deep into one of the most frustrating front-of-house challenges: guests who skip the host stand, claim a table, and then expect flawless service. 

From cold patios and invisible sections to entitled diners and elderly exceptions, this episode explores the delicate art of crowd control, restaurant pacing, and just trying to keep your cool when things heat up. 

🔥 Real stories, raw reactions, and the unscripted truth of the hospitality industry.

📌 Key Topics:

• Guests seating themselves (and the drama that follows)

• Why closed sections are closed for a reason

• Host stand etiquette 101

• Elderly guests and service exceptions

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