The Return of Fort Worth's Funky Panther

Did you hear the breaking news about Shrek 5 coming out in 2026 with the original cast? In this uproariously entertaining episode of The Funky Panther, we kick things off with that bombshell and take you through a rollercoaster of laughs and stories. We poke fun at Sarah's sun-kissed glow, stumble through a hilariously off-track geography lesson, and celebrate our successful event at Panther Island Brewing, where we raised funds for Saving Hope amidst a sea of dog lovers. We even dive into the world of impactful cinema, discussing "Blood In Blood Out" and "American Me," and reminisce about Kendrick Lamar’s jaw-dropping concert that united rival gang factions on stage.

Ever wondered about the ongoing beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake? We dissect this feud, exploring the authenticity debate within hip-hop, and how J. Cole's involvement stirred the pot even more. From MC Hammer's transformation from a feared figure to a reverend, to the infamous Drake curse impacting sports betting, we cover it all. Plus, we ponder the wild dynamics of communal living among friends, and the peculiar living arrangements of K-pop groups, all while brainstorming a live-streamed weekend event at an Airbnb. Imagine the fun and chaos of placing cameras all over a house to capture those candid and entertaining moments!

Wrapping up with a bang, Chad introduces "Get Blitzed," a football-themed drinking game, and shares the exciting launch of its Kickstarter campaign. We break down the reward tiers, from print-and-play options to exclusive custom action cards, and brainstorm some wild marketing ideas involving slap koozies and zany promotional videos. Planning for a friend's birthday party and high school reunion adds another layer of excitement, as we anticipate reconnecting with old friends and creating unforgettable memories. Tune in for a whirlwind of updates, laughs, and intriguing stories that will keep you entertained from start to finish!

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Transcript

Chad 0:17

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Chocolate.

Tim 0:19

Starfish Lance, I'll be like I gotta stop, I'm going to too much stuff.

Javier 0:23

I will say I have breaking news. I just remembered about breaking news and it's gonna. Honestly, I think this news that I just saw is gonna probably blow you guys away. Shrek 5 comes out 2026. Shrek 5 has been announced. You piece of shit. The old cast is back. Crazy, I got some pink.

Chad 0:47

I got some pink in this bitch Dude. Sarah's got so fucking tan. She keeps getting so tan and it pisses me off. She looks great.

Javier 0:53

It's because she's got that Arab in her. It's Pakistan, pakistani.

Chad 0:59

Fuck.

Javier 0:59

It's Arab, it's not. It's not, not at all.

Chad 1:03

You racist fuck.

Javier 1:04

I said Arab, I didn't say Iraq. It doesn't matter, you're still wrong, it's.

Chad 1:08

Asian.

Tim 1:09

Right, oh yeah, it is.

Javier 1:10

Asian? It is yeah, but so is.

Chad 1:11

I mean all of those are really all. Middle East is basically Asian.

Javier 1:18

I didn't say Saudi.

Chad 1:19

I was looking at that, but I was like anxiety stress crippling, depression, yeah, crippling. I don't know. I heard that he took you to. Jack in the Box is that right, so okay just this is episode 178. 178. Alright, I think, if Tim's ready oh wow, I just opened it.

Javier 1:39

It smells like get in here.

Chad 1:41

we gotta start the show. We gotta start the show. We gotta start the show. Oh, hello everyone, and welcome to the Funky Panther Coming to you from Fort Worth Texas, after a one month hiatus. Ya boys are back here for episode 178. We have got a hell of a show for you. What do you like about corn? It's cold. Did you mean to do that?

Javier 2:15

Yeah.

Chad 2:15

We obviously don't know what the fuck we're doing. We're learning again, so sit back, relax, enjoy, let's get into it. I'm Chad. I'm.

Javier 2:22

Javier and I'm Chad, I'm Javier and I'm Tim, and we are the Funky.

Chad 2:27

Panther, why are you pointing there and not the camera? The camera's there, my dude no you're pointing at yourself on the screen you're ridiculous. I love you, I love you, so we've been gone for a month now. It's been a hot minute, but we're back yes, man one month.

Tim 2:45

One month has been with you. I need to get that drop.

Chad 2:47

Yeah, you do for sure. The last time you heard from us, we had Johnny on the show and then we had Kevin on the show and then we had our event over at Panther Island Brewing. We did. Man. Shout out to everybody that came out. We packed that hoe out again like we did last year, and shout out to Panther Island Brewing Everything, all the wristbands that everyone paid for, half of those went straight to Saving Hope. People brought really a lot of pet stuff and donations.

Tim 3:16

There was like 20 dogs there there was a ton of dogs. There were so many dogs.

Chad 3:19

Beautiful dogs. Yeah, it was really phenomenal. It was such a fun event, dogs, yeah, it was really phenomenal, it was such a fun event. Uh, and shout out to sydney, of course, for always helping and putting everything together and, uh, making life easy for us that's what we're here for you were. You were the bombcom, that's right people say that.

Javier 3:33

Is that a thing that people say anymore it was a thing. I'm hippity, hoppity oh, I saw blood in blood out today, like for the first time in like 30 years, oh I was like thought you were going to say for the first time ever, but I don't think I've ever seen it. Lance, that's bad.

Tim 3:47

I got Lance watching that Really yeah he finally watched it and he was like he fucking loves it. I was like all right, well, you got to watch American Meat. I will say yeah, American Meat.

Javier 3:59

And see what you think better movie I think so too american me I didn't like the end of american me well, american meat actually.

Tim 4:06

Uh, it refers to like real people that were in the mexican mafia yeah, yeah, and it became real meat.

Javier 4:12

Nearly got the director killed really yeah, well, I mean the same with uh um blood in, blood out.

Tim 4:18

It was uh like true stories from the poet right, but they didn't use actual names and stuff like that, whereas American Me did.

Javier 4:26

They did say there was a truce among the gangs in East Los for them to film the movie there, so that was pretty cool.

Chad 4:34

That happened with that Netflix series too. Right, they sent out some people to check out the area production or something like that.

Javier 4:41

And they killed a guy. Yeah, it's Narcos. Yeah, that's right.

Tim 4:44

Speaking of things like that, where there was a truce I mean, that happened with Kendrick Lamar on stage. Oh, fuck, yeah, it did happen which we haven't had a chance to talk about, holy shit.

Javier 4:52

I didn't even watch the fucking thing. Holy shit, Wait what?

Tim 5:09

Yeah, I yeah, and he brought out like, and it wasn't just that, he brought out bloods and crips. So if you don't know much about gang life, they have bloods but they have different sex.

Chad 5:13

Not sex, but sex, s-e-c-t or whatever right um lgbtq. Some of them are purple, some of them are pink, some of them are red.

Hip-Hop Beef and Music Video Drama

Tim 5:16

Sure, okay but they have, uh, different, different versions of bloods, yeah, and they don't all get along. You would think, think they would, but they don't. They're rival gangs within the Bloods, they're rival gangs within the Crips and they brought all that together, basically to say fuck you to Drake. Wow.

Javier 5:33

And also some people who played with Toronto showed up and they were even in the new music video, for that's wild, not like us, yeah dude that.

Chad 5:48

That uh, uh. What was it? The mexican version or whatever? Like the? That was fucking fire yeah, yeah he did that on stage somewhere right like in la or something like that compton represent.

Tim 5:59

Yeah, yeah, like it, dude, it was fucking wild. Yeah, you know, I'm just to say like Kendrick's from the streets. Drake is not.

Javier 6:07

Oh no, that's for sure, that was never a question. He was on Degrassi. I mean, come on, yeah, you don't.

Tim 6:12

Yeah, but it was like. So you know what the whole, you know why there's this whole beef, like realistically, between the rappers yeah, drake, I mean yeah because? Well, no, I guess not, because why don't you inform me? Kendrick, from what I understand, believes that drake isn't, he's not representing himself as from the streets or whatever, but he's doing to hip-hop what shouldn't be done to hip-hop like. Hip-hop is for the streets, hip-hop is for that, those, those people right. And drake is guy from, he's a nepo type baby, comes from a nice house and all that stuff and he's taking hip hop by storm, which is taking away that kind of credibility.

Chad 6:54

I get it. I think that there's a place for everything, though. I mean, what do you think, Javier?

Javier 6:57

I mean, I think, look, I get it to a point. But I mean, look, there are some songs from drake I like. There's trick albums that I like, you know, and I like bling, I still hotline bling, I still listen there's some that I don't like worse behavior.

Javier 7:14

Like I love listening to worse behavior. Yeah, I've never been a drake fan, but like, if I'm being perfectly honest, I've never liked her and I will say this like whenever started from the bottom came out, I was like no bitch, I think I made a vine from it. So I was like started from the bottom, motherfucker, you were in degrassi, like you were a fucking actor, right like bro, you were jimmy brooks.

Tim 7:33

That'd be like a childish saying he started from the bottom.

Chad 7:36

He tries, though he's like man, I going across the border, my cavalier and shit, like them like. So what? All right, so what, you were a teenager.

Javier 7:43

Yeah.

Chad 7:43

You know what I mean. Yeah, I agree with that. I do think that he's a phenomenal musician and performer and he does really well on making really like a fuck ton of money. Yeah, you can't hate him for that? No, you can't hate him for that. I mean he is getting the bag for sure. Now I do agree that Kendrick is doing it more realistic.

Javier 8:07

To what hip-hop has been in the past. Right, yeah, historically, but yeah, I mean even, uh, it's cool because the video for not like us dropped the same day as the white party, the july 4th. White party oh yeah, he did on purpose, yeah and in the end of the video kendrick was all in white and then he like kind of waved at the fucking camera. I thought that was pretty fucking cool.

Javier 8:25

Yeah, but I think he was really surgical with the way he rapped compared to what Drake did. I mean, Drake, look it was great. It was great for music, I think, and as long as nothing's violent, I mean whatever, it's how I feel.

Tim 8:41

Right.

Javier 8:41

I feel about that. It is what it is. So, like J Cole pulled he, he put out a distract, you know, whenever all this stuff was happening. And then like during uh, dreamville.

Tim 8:52

J Colton, j Colton, he came out with a. When was this?

Javier 8:55

This was like two months ago.

Tim 8:56

Okay. And when he said the line with J Cole and Drake saying it was J Cole, drake and Kendrick was the big three he was like fuck the big three.

Javier 9:08

Inward. It's just big me.

Tim 9:10

Right, yeah.

Javier 9:11

And so, like J Cole came out with something and people were like bro, we need to sit back, bro, chill out.

Tim 9:18

You can just fucking chill. Just wait for Kendrick to.

Javier 9:20

He's like this is not about you, even though you hear something that it kind of is, but it's not. Just sit back, chill. And which we talked about, the Drake video or J Cole trying to buy Tesla.

Tim 9:31

Yeah, dude, that's fucking crazy, that story is.

Javier 9:36

But you know, at Dreamville Fest he was like, hey, like he apologized. Essentially he's like look, I haven't been sleeping, like something's been eating at me. It's about this. You know me putting that track out, I shouldn't have. You know, I apologize to my big bro. Like you know, it's not like that. I got a lot of love for you, but he was smart to kind of like bow out of that, bow out of that, like it's completely different from what you know what happened, because it was all like it was a murder shit.

Tim 10:02

Like fucking surgical, like getting in your guts, Like fucking taking you Like mmm, mmm, See, I like this kind of hip hop beef Other than like opposed to like the hip hop beef where they just go kill each other.

Javier 10:15

Oh yeah, so this is the better way to do it, right?

Tim 10:18

Right, because that way we can still have people around. Although it was getting kind of wild, I thought there was going to be murder.

Urinals, Ice Troughs, and Bands

Javier 10:25

Dude, I was. I mean, look who you got in Toronto Like. I saw a video the other day of Rick Ross getting jumped by. They said it was OVO goons. I'm like OVO goons, that doesn't exist. Ovo goons.

Tim 10:38

I heard a story recently that said MC Hammer was a fucking like force to be reckoned with when it came to like the fucking.

Javier 10:46

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking gangs Hammer, don't hurt him Bro. Yeah, like with Third Strike.

Tim 10:52

Yeah, so they released basically a diss track and said some shit about like Hammer's family.

Javier 10:57

Third base, third base, third base, yeah, third base, yeah.

Tim 10:59

Said something about Hammer's family and people were like don't, you, don't do that. And they're like just MC Hammer, like no, that's the hammer. And and literally they had a hit out for him.

Javier 11:12

Like you come to California hey, you thought you're coming over here.

Tim 11:15

La right, whoo well don't, yeah, don't come over here. Fucking MC, mc Hammer. That's wild. Who? Who is now like a reverend Does church?

Chad 11:26

shit, it's still hammer. Does he still wear the pants?

Tim 11:28

It's still hammer, I don't think he wears the pants anymore. That's unfortunate, dude, that's unfortunate Hammer.

Chad 11:33

Don't hurt him. So we've been talking a lot. If you didn't already listen to the first 30 on YouTube or watch us or hang out with us, which a lot of people on the chat here did, you missed out. You missed out.

Javier 11:43

It was great the first 30, I think, in my opinion, one of the best first 30 is the one of the best first 30.

Tim 11:49

Very nice time. Oh you got a month off. You got a lot to talk about.

Chad 11:52

We had a lot to talk about. We could have gotten another 30 in the first 30, right, but you Make sure you follow. Subscribe to our YouTube channel, check out the First Dirty. That's the only place you'll find it, but we're glad that you're listening to us, watching us. However, you're finding us. Thank you, we appreciate it.

Tim 12:10

Sometimes I wonder if people just assume, like okay, whenever I was a kid and there was a band that was like Metallica, I just assumed they all lived together.

Javier 12:20

Why.

Tim 12:21

I don't know, I figured. I figured they're in a band, they live together, they make music together, they work together. It's a whole thing, right, yeah? So I wonder if those listening think that about us. I do know that we had guests that came in here and thought that we all lived together.

Chad 12:32

Really oh yeah. At what age do you stop living with your friends, though?

Tim 12:38

I don't think at any age really you can, Really you could always live with your friends.

Chad 12:41

We lived with Danny for like five years. Yeah, danny and I had the hell of a party house.

Tim 12:52

I mean, I think if we were, if we had to go get married to Courtney and buy a house and fucking ruin our lives If we had a big, if we had a big enough house, if we had a big enough house or big enough area property property.

Chad 13:01

Yeah, we'd be more of a hang on.

Tim 13:03

Let's say say one house, yeah, but it's a compound house, okay. So you got, I got, you got the. You got the west wing, you got the east wing, you got the central wing.

Chad 14:11

I don't like where this is going, because I feel like this house Is just going to look like a big We'll say plus sign. Is that what this house Is going to look like? Because I don care for that.

Tim 14:18

I don't know I'm just, I'm just spitballing here maybe it looks like a big w I don't know. Okay, so you got. Like the central area, you got like three areas that come off of it okay, but I mean, you could, you could do something like that where it's like you know, let's just say hypothetically it's like a 10 000 square foot area. Okay, we each get a few thousand square feet of our own space right now we don't have to see each other.

Tim 14:38

If we don't want to, you will, though, but then we can see each other.

Chad 14:40

If we want to, we're gonna have five kitchens in one home, like that's just unrealistic, that's you might as well have one central kitchen. A bunch of homes in close proximity.

Javier 14:48

That's true too can I, can I get back to, to the drake thing, real quick, yeah, yeah, get back to it real quick, it's not gonna take long drake curse. We didn't talk about this, we were gone dallas mavericks lost the finals. Drake put a bet on the dallas mavericks lost the NBA Finals. Drake put a bet on the Dallas Mavericks. He thought we were going to win. We lost. Categorized pickup. Today was signing day, media day for Klay Thompson. It's a new Dallas Maverick Props Great stuff.

Tim 15:13

He came from Golden State Warriors.

Javier 15:16

Yeah, I will say this, and this is another thing to go on along with the Drake curse. The Copa America is happening right now. Canada made it to the next round. Drake's from Canada. Canada is currently going against Argentina. They just won the World Cup, had the best player in the world and, being from Canada, drake placed a bet on Canada.

Chad 15:39

They're currently losing 2-0 in the first half of the Copa America Semifinals you knew they were going to lose anyway. Yeah, I know, but it does keep feeding into that.

Javier 15:49

The Drake curse, the Drake curse. Yeah, for sure, fuck you Drake.

Tim 15:52

We're getting in the chat here that we have a full house vibe. So did you know that K-pop groups actually do live together?

Javier 15:59

I believe it.

Chad 16:00

I think you told me that, which is weird.

Tim 16:02

That's weird, but I thought growing up that all bands live together.

Chad 16:06

I think that if I was in a band, I would want to live with the dudes.

Tim 16:09

I don't know. You know Could create a lot of turmoil. It definitely would, which could make some good music.

Chad 16:14

Exactly, that's the whole point. It's like you're going to to be an existent outside of a home.

Tim 16:20

But if we all lived together, it would make some turmoil, it would just come out on the show.

Chad 16:27

Yeah, we'd just be yelling at each other and we'd always be going to Jack in the Box you know what I mean? It'd be a fucking shit show.

Tim 16:33

I mean, if you know about the Jack in the Box because you listened to the first 30. Right.

Javier 16:37

There's going to be a whole lot of brain matter up there, baby.

Chad 16:40

Okay, I have a story to tell you guys from this past weekend in Florida.

Tim 16:44

Okay, you do, brain matter the craziest thing happened to me.

Chad 16:48

I want to hear a crazy story. This has never happened to me before and I think that this is not a thing that gets said very often.

Tim 16:54

I bet it's happened to me.

Chad 16:55

But guys have to piss in urinals. It's quick, it's easy. It's quick, it's easy, it's fantastic. Women are always like, oh, it's like I could be anywhere, that's great. But we don't talk about the possible horror stories that happen from like just paying in just random bathrooms with no walls, no privacy, anything. I remember going to the first club I've ever been to with prs yeah, yeah, that's the first club.

Tim 17:14

I think that's everybody's first club, probably, right, because you're like with stone canyon, and so I remember going there and like you just there's alcohol and dancing and fun You're like titties and ass.

Chad 17:25

This place is basically like Chuck E Cheese for adults. I'm a 17 year old. Look at that woman. You know. I bet you this bathroom is going to be cool too. No, it's just a big ass trough with ice in it and I'm standing shoulder to shoulder with eight other guys. That's not magical.

Tim 17:40

There's nothing magical about that, but we don't ever talk about the ice and the trough situation.

Chad 17:44

It stinks.

Tim 17:45

And women don't understand that. Yeah, I prefer the ice. It keeps the sink away it does.

Javier 17:50

A little bit it's like you, remember when Houston Street was Houston Street and there was a huge line in the bathroom and girls would just run into the men's restroom. Yeah, and you're like son restroom to like piss. No, while guys were in there because you know they had the toilet yeah, they had the urinal and they had a sink and a trash can and the girls girls would like piss in the sink or the trash can, while guys were like pissing girls nasty bro, we're like what are y'all doing?

Tim 18:16

all right, so get back to your story. So I found I found.

Chad 18:18

We found this bar britney wanted to go to. It was like in this old new orleans part of pensacola, um. And so we found this bar Brittany want to go to. It was like in this old New Orleans part of Pensacola. And so we found this bar and it was. It was actually kind of cool. It kind of run me old school city streets. There was like 12 bars within this one thing. There was a club, a karaoke bar, there was a piano bar, there was darts piano, a badass Musician old school city streets.

Chad 18:37

Yeah, I remember city streets downtown.

Tim 18:38

I was like I actually never went in there, this was I had a cage there for a woman to dance in Heyo.

Chad 18:45

Ended up just always being me. So I went to the bathroom and it's about as wide as this table for three urinals, right and the only spot was in the middle and I'm like, fuck it, I'm not going to not pee. I got to pee so I kind of just moseyed on in the middle, got all like tight for a big, for a big guy.

Tim 19:02

That's like your worst nightmare.

Chad 19:03

Right, it's not the best you know I'm just kind of like really, I'm just going, I'm like I'm, it's fine. The guy to my right takes off. Then someone comes up and I'm looking and it looks like his head's on his shoulder. The guy's just like looking down straight at my thing, like just just staring, just all out staring, and like I didn't know what to do and I had been drinking all day. So I'm just like I'm not trying to start anything. Um, he's just like staring dude, I would get hard for him.

Chad 19:29

I'm like I was working on it, uh, and so I was just like, okay, and I, you know, do my thing, I back up and leave. He pulls off into my spot, just kind of steps one step over and then puts his head on his shoulder for the next guy. I'm like why is this guy just looking at everyone's dicks? What is this guy doing? It was, it was obnoxious, I mean that's, I didn't know what to do in that situation that is your typical dick looker, that's yeah, but I have never, I've never interacted with a dick looker, absolutely not.

Javier 19:58

You said dick looker. I've never interacted with a dick licker. Maybe Women don't have to deal with that. That was last month.

Chad 20:06

Women have the privacy of their box, you know, and their toilet, yeah, for sure. Hey, let's do that. No, I can't say that so let me just give you a.

Tim 20:13

I want to give you an example of what happens Intake going into your first day at boot camp. Okay, okay.

Chad 20:19

I don't like where this is going.

Tim 20:21

Your first day at boot camp number one. You're separated women and men, whatever Right. When you get your stuff, you've got to take all your stuff off, yeah, so you're just standing there with a box of things that you put your stuff into Right.

Chad 20:31

It's like prison.

Tim 20:32

And then you get your issued underwear and all that stuff, but they don't ever tell you about the peen, because you've got to do a drug test and you've got to take a line of urinals and you've got to take. I think it was like two steps back and one step over Shirt, over your head.

Javier 20:46

Yeah.

Tim 20:49

So you're not hiding anything and your draw is all the way down to your feet and you're just standing there holding your dick.

Chad 20:55

When do you bend over?

Tim 20:56

And you do that. At MEPS there's an old guy that looks at your asshole too that's just pulled out a telescope they don't. They don't tell you that either. It's always an old doctor. You go to meps, uh, whenever you're processing in and you have to bend over and spread your cheeks and they look at your asshole from the chat.

Chad 21:13

We call it. We call them meat gazers yeah, meat gazers, meat gazers.

Tim 21:18

Yeah, dick lookers, dick lickers meat gazers.

Chad 21:20

I think that makes more sense than dick licker, dick lickers.

Javier 21:24

Can you say dick looker and not dick licker? It sounds like you're saying dick lickers.

Chad 21:27

I said dick looker dick looker, dick, licker, dick looker. Meat gazer makes more sense. I definitely interacted with a meat gazer this past Saturday.

Tim 21:35

But they're doing it for, like you know, you go in that realm.

Chad 21:38

They're getting paid to look at your meat and make sure that you're not soiling, that doesn't mean they don't enjoy it. Did you ever see?

Javier 21:44

anybody do the Ace Ventura thing with their butt. When they're doing that, you're not in a room with it. Pardon me, sir, do you have any banaca? You're not in a room whenever they're doing that.

Tim 21:54

Doing that part. You're by yourself, with just you and this old doctor, and he looks, and he looks, and he says okay.

Javier 21:59

Yep, that's an asshole. Yep, that's an asshole. You bleached out recently Looking good and you just go on about your business, but I've dealt with a meat gazer before.

Tim 22:10

Okay, similar circumstances, except there was dividers. Yeah, I didn't have a divider and the dude was like looking over the divider and I'm just like all right man thanks, I All right, man. Thanks. I guess you're interested. I don't know. Just do your thing and leave, but I'm a shy peer sometimes.

Javier 22:25

Me too, not me.

Tim 22:26

So you got to get like full stream going before someone looks, and if they look I'm not going to cut off, I'm good to go then. But if they're looking I have a hard time peeing.

Chad 22:34

I just think about peeing. I'm going, I'm already like full stream.

Tim 22:39

Oh my God, what happened? As I've gotten older, it kind of hits you faster.

Javier 22:45

Jared said he's updating the spank bank.

The Funky Trap House Collaboration

Tim 22:49

But before we get further into that weird thing, jared comes up with a good idea and actually I kind of like this Is this a spank bank situation. No maybe we can make this happen. We're going to have to take some time off, or we just we just took a month off no, no, no, I'm talking about.

Tim 23:05

I'm talking about from work oh okay, or we just go about our, do our daily lives, but we rent an airbnb for like 29 days and we just have to live together for can you imagine the content we could come up like?

Chad 23:19

that would be like trace productions all over again, the videos that we'd have the content we could come up? That would be like Trace Productions all over again, the videos that we'd have the content.

Tim 23:24

Yeah, we'd get a bunch of cameras, We'd put it up around like literally like Big Brother.

Javier 23:28

Yeah.

Chad 23:29

And just fucking, someone's going to follow it.

Tim 23:31

Just call it like the Fort Worth Boys or Fort Worth House, and we'd do a continuous stream. Yeah, for like 29 days at some Airbnb. Yeah, 29 days at some Airbnb. Yeah, I mean we go to work, though We'd have to, we'd have to.

Chad 23:43

We've got to make money.

Tim 23:44

We'd have to, unless people want to pay us money to do that. Do we put them in the bedrooms?

Chad 23:51

You've got to put them everywhere. If you're going to do it everywhere but the bathroom. I'm not looking for any meat gazers, but other than that, I think we're good to go.

Tim 23:59

I am shitting in here. Yeah, I'd be fine with that. I don't think anybody wants to see me shitting.

Chad 24:02

I don't know if I'd have a problem with that. Is that weird? No, does someone watch you shit? No, not the bathroom I would obviously have a problem with.

Tim 24:09

The bathroom shower yeah it's fine. Yeah, I'm not getting nude.

Javier 24:14

Yeah.

Tim 24:15

See our weird sleeping habits.

Javier 24:17

Man, y'all ain't going to sleep, y'all ain't going to sleep.

Tim 24:20

We all have our own room. We're not in one room together.

Javier 24:22

That would be even better content.

Chad 24:26

Nearly 30 days, we all have to sleep in the same room. Have a confessional? Yeah, that's a great idea. That would be.

Javier 24:33

We'll call it the.

Tim 24:34

Call it the funky house, like G's saying. Honestly, it's not a bad idea if we could, like actually make something happen, even if it's not for 30 days, but we do like a week, even if we did like a weekend oh, let's get airbnb.

Javier 24:46

Hey, remember the airbnb we got like in, uh, new bronfels, that was like a million dollar.

Tim 24:50

Oh, man that place is so but I'm just saying like we could, we could, we might be able to do something like that where we just do like a airbnb for like a weekend, yeah, and do like a full 24-hour stream. It's going to take some effort.

Chad 25:00

We've got to talk with Paul We'd also have to very much promote and market the shit out of it, or else we're just going to have three people on the stream.

Tim 25:12

We want it to be a bunch of people. Yeah, but could you imagine you just post on Twitter and someone picks it up and is like there's just these dudes living in this house together and they're live streaming the whole thing. Yeah, dudes living in this house together and they're live streaming the whole thing. Yeah, like play soggy biscuit, we play king's cup. You know? Just weird shit.

Javier 25:25

Oh yeah, bro, I'm not, I'm not. Oh my god, let's get some salvia. Let's get some salvia. Is that even still a?

Chad 25:32

thing. Yeah, I'll knock that out for a quick five tenner, I'm not uh I'm not opposed to this idea.

Tim 25:37

I think it. I think. I think you know doing 30 days would be be hard to like right, it would cost some money.

Javier 25:42

Let's do some crack.

Chad 25:45

Let's go back to Broken Bow. Let's just plan another Broken Bow trip, as long as it's got decent.

Tim 25:48

Let's do exactly like we did last time. It's got decent Wi-Fi.

Chad 25:51

Everything we did. And then just post up some cameras. I don't know if I want to do that, oh, I will.

Tim 25:55

Can we blur our faces out?

Chad 25:57

Maybe I won't, maybe I won't, maybe I won't. Okay, I mean, you could do whatever you want in the confines of your bathroom. Yeah, then we'd have to stay in the bathroom. Well, no, not the entire time. You come back out and you're just a wild fool you know I hear don't think anyone wants to see me shit.

Tim 26:16

Okay.

Javier 26:17

Welcome to the stream, Herbie.

Chad 26:20

Yeah, I don't hate the idea. I think I think it's time to do some wild stuff back on that.

Tim 26:24

Nobody wants to see me shitting because I'm I am fighting for my life.

Javier 26:27

Usually can we find a place that's on broken boat, be cool, but we find a place that's in your shonies or something, but I mean, all right, we.

Tim 26:36

I do think we should collaborate. Collaborate with uh withul yeah I mean and see like let's look at some logistics of like putting cameras up and how to do all that right is there a fancy expensive airbnb here like in fort worth?

Chad 26:49

not in fort worth, fort worth doesn't allow short term rentals but in denton and like outskirts, like alito and yeah, we could find something, yeah, and literally do.

Tim 26:58

it doesn't allow it, but we've got them. Yeah, do it for one weekend.

Javier 27:02

I'm done. I'd be down for that, the Denton house was pretty nice too.

Chad 27:05

It was nice, I didn't mind the Denton house Like something good, with like four bedrooms, a big living space.

Tim 27:11

Got its own bathroom yeah.

Javier 27:13

Yeah.

Tim 27:17

That was cool. We'll just that's. The other thing is we can't leave the house.

Javier 27:19

Have a party.

Tim 27:21

At all, at all.

Chad 27:22

Okay, so we're like ordering food in Yep. Hell yeah, and people who want to come hang out they come hang out oh fuck.

Javier 27:27

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's something we do, true, true.

Tim 27:31

Sometimes you just need a month off to mean Jared had a good idea. It's rare. You know what I mean. Jared's invited.

Chad 27:35

He can come hang out. You know, you can't live there with us. Oh, jared also. He came to the 4th of July early 4th of July party. That was a fun time. I didn't mention that either. That was a good time.

Tim 27:56

Yeah, all right, let's game plan for that Okay. I like that, chad, I feel like you have a spot that you want to do some promotion.

Chad 28:04

And I think you should. Hello boys. Hi this is me, chad Butler. I don't know what to say.

Javier 28:09

I didn't actually plan anything, so Chad has this thing going on that started today.

Tim 28:14

Hang on, hang on, hang on, let's reset. Because is this going to be posted? Are we going to post this?

Javier 28:21

Yeah, he's going to cut it and put it. Okay, the Funky Trap House, yes. So how do we do this?

Get Blitzed

Chad 28:28

I don't know, I didn't really think this through. I was like maybe I don't want to just talk about it and look like a fucking idiot.

Javier 28:39

Hey, why aren't there any card games for sports, like you're watching sports and like I mean you know they have like what do you mean card games?

Tim 28:43

I'm watching sports, I don't need no fucking card games.

Javier 28:45

I don't know man, but I like drinking.

Chad 28:47

I like drinking too I do like drinking. That was a pretty quick sell. Yeah, we all like drinking, though we do like drinking.

Javier 28:54

We do like to drink.

Tim 28:55

Yeah, what you're saying is what if there was a card game that involved drinking?

Javier 29:00

Yeah, what if there was a card game that I can play with my friends? But I can drink and watch the game. Yeah, but you're not having fun. But you know what I can't do what.

Tim 29:09

I can't make my friends drink.

Javier 29:10

Oh.

Chad 29:14

Unless you had a drinking game. A drinking game you say yeah, that's it. We ready to end the episode. That's it, we're done here.

Tim 29:25

Nailed it. It's golden, it's golden, it's going to be great and.

Javier 29:28

Frank All right.

Chad 29:29

So, Chad, you got some news, though I do I do, and maybe y'all can just ask me questions. You know like I'll tell you a little bit about it.

Tim 29:42

And you it, and you can ask me questions that work. Let's start the origin story. Origin the origin story. Let's start at the beginning. Let's start at the beginning.

Javier 29:45

The orgy story wait, wait, I gotta get a beer okay, no you can talk chad, do you want?

Chad 29:49

oh fuck yeah, I just opened this one I had a 16er. You know you can, you can talk about it, okay, so um.

Tim 30:00

Chad's been a big fan of games his entire life origin story.

Chad 30:03

So us, our friend group, has always come up with drinking games. It doesn't matter if it was like at a tailgate with a sign and like throwing quarters.

Tim 30:13

I was gonna say that was my favorite game.

Chad 30:14

We did yeah we, or when we were in Cuba and throwing bottle of rum at each other.

Tim 30:19

That was my other favorite game. We did wait. Was there six feet high?

Chad 30:25

Or if you're throwing a racquetball at a speed limit sign to see who can get to the zero or get closer to the zero, like we always just think of the most wild drinking games, right, it's kind of just ingrained in who we are, that's what we do, and so with my layoff last year I had a bunch of time to think and I was like you know what I feel like there should be a game while watching football. Everyone loves watching football. You're just gonna watch football and enjoy it, but what happens if the cowboys aren't playing? And I want to like watch another sport, or I mean not another sport, another team? I mean that's where kind of uh what, uh, fantasy football comes in, but there's no drinking really with fantasy football what hang on?

Tim 30:58

let me ask you another, let me ask you a question real quick. Yeah, what if it's off season? So, but you really like football, could you, could you, can you play a game if you?

Chad 31:08

the good thing about get blitzed him and I'm so glad you brought oh, it's get blitzed. Oh, it's get blitzed okay gotcha, it's this game called get blitzed. Uh, so get blitzed works with all football. So ufl, college football, football NFL. You can watch your buddy play Madden and you can play Get Blitzed.

Tim 31:26

What.

Chad 31:26

We can play Madden and get blitzed. Yeah, have you ever had a bunch of people at your house like, oh, let's play Madden, and you're like, well, I wish I could do something? You can, you can play, get Blitzed and just get fucked up? Do y'all actually know anything about the game? I know a little bit because I was there. We played at the super bowl. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, so that was like version one. That was the most bear of this game. Um, it has gone from like a 50 card game to a 90 card game and 30 of those cards are now action cards, which makes it a lot more fun. Uh, so you know, 60 of the cards are going to be like oh, there's a touchdown happening. I have have a touchdown card. I'm going to make Tim drink or field goal, extra points, timeout Literally anything that can happen in the game.

Tim 32:07

There's a card for it to make your friends drink If I wanted to watch the 1972 Super Bowl with the Dallas Cowboys versus the Dolphins Miami Dolphins.

Javier 32:15

I could do that and play this game.

Tim 32:17

Absolutely Like, even though it's old.

Chad 32:27

Yeah, I could still play this game, were calls still overturned back then there is a call overturned card.

Tim 32:29

I think so. I feel like it always has been.

Chad 32:30

Yeah, I mean, there wasn't a challenge, there wasn't like a red flag back then.

Javier 32:32

I don't think, but it was like a ref might overturn it right I don't know, I don't know. Yes, I think so. I think we could at least 99, you could adapt it. You could probably adapt it, you could probably adapt it.

Chad 32:40

Yeah for sure, and then you've got really fun action cards, like there's one called the stiff arm. So if someone makes you drink and you have the stiff arm, you make them drink instead Ha surprise bitch.

Javier 32:51

It's like a reverse uno card, exactly yeah.

Chad 32:54

And then you've got one called shit pick six, where you get to just give.

Tim 32:59

I don't like shit.

Chad 33:00

You just get to give six drinks to somebody. You can split it between two or three people.

Tim 33:04

Or you can just fuck someone's whole life up.

Chad 33:05

You can fuck their whole life up.

Tim 33:07

Oh, that's messed up.

Chad 33:08

No, I did between two or three people. I was thinking about it. Danny wanted me to do one person. I'm like you're just going to fuck their whole life up. Let's do card and so whenever you like, you points on, whenever you do uh, the cheerleader card, someone's got to do their best. Cheer everyone votes on if it's good enough or not. If it's not good enough, they have to drink so it's interactive, it's extremely interactive yeah, um. And then my favorite card. I literally just came up with this.

Javier 33:33

This past week y'all played exploding kittens before right, yeah, no, but I hear they're making a show anyways, sorry, it's a show. Yeah, anyways, sorry, a show. Yeah, it's called Exploding Kittens On Netflix. Of course they are.

Chad 33:45

So there's one card, there's one single card in the entire deck called Blitzed, and if you have this card, it's the only card that's different than the rest of them. The only way you can get rid of this card is if you chug the rest of your beer.

Javier 33:59

You give the card to someone else oh, and they have to chug, so now they're fucked they're either gonna lose that round or they gotta chug so how do?

Chad 34:05

you win this game. The way you win is you. You know you get five cards at the beginning of the quarter. Everyone gets five cards. You can play up to 18 players. Everyone gets five cards. Whoever uses all their cards first, they use them all. They yell mvp, everyone drinks two in their honor. You won Game over Right Until the next quarter and you start it all over again, holy shit.

Tim 34:25

Oh, so it's like four quarters yeah.

Chad 34:28

Oh wow, so you can have a winner every quarter.

Tim 34:30

You know, this is almost like the same as going to the baseball game and doing the hot dog beer.

Javier 34:35

Yeah, the 888 challenge yeah.

Chad 34:37

Yeah which we actually need to try to do that too. That would be so much fun. I'm down. That would suck so hard, but I'm down.

Tim 34:43

We need designated drivers and we'll do it at a Railroaders game yes, All the girlfriends.

Javier 34:50

So when did you get the idea? What caused you? I know you said that you were laid off and then you knew.

Tim 34:58

Let's just talk about that. What caused you to get laid?

Javier 35:01

off.

Chad 35:02

I was paying too much time creating this game. Where?

Tim 35:06

Javier is going with this. Yeah, so did you always want to make a game? No, hell, no, no.

Blitz Kickstarter Launch and Game Development

Chad 35:12

No, I just I don't know. I think it was the Super Bowl last year. It was like, man, I wish there was something. I like entertaining, y'all know this, right, I like having parties and having people over and I want to make sure that everyone's having a good time and everyone loves the Super Bowl. But a lot of times, you know, sometimes the ladies, sometimes some other people they just don't care, and sometimes it's not our team, so we don't care as much. This gets you into the game, regardless of if you enjoy football, like the team, like the people you're around. It's gonna have you having a good time, and so that's what it is. It's more of an entertaining thing, right? That's why I wanted to do it. So is it just football? For now we're just doing football, but I could see other sports coming in yeah, I could see like uh, so what would you call it?

Tim 35:54

like the basketball version.

Chad 35:56

They're all gonna be get blessed because that is my business name, but that that one's the football edition, so you're going to have different editions. Looking at doing hockey, baseball, soccer, basketball I think you should throw cricket in there.

Tim 36:09

It's starting to be something it really is.

Chad 36:12

And then golf would be cool, because no one drinks more than golfers and people watching.

Javier 36:16

I can attest to that it's true.

Chad 36:19

But not only that, the sports things would be really cool, but it'd be really neat to do different verticals too, like you know, olympics or political type stuff. Right, I threw something on the. Instagram where it was like the debate and it has. If someone says something, you have to drink. I didn't play, but I would have been pretty blitzed if I was playing that game that day. Did you all watch the debate at all?

Javier 36:41

I watched 10 minutes and then I was like no, let's watch them.

Tim 36:45

So I watched RFK's debate. Yeah, because you know that's a whole other subject and I'm going to get on a little political rant here. Go for it he actually got enough to where he could. He should have been on debate, but both parties were like we don't want him on rfk jr, and so he did his own. He did his own debate. Yeah, live with the debate. So basically he answered the same questions that they were answering um, trying to gain, you know whatever. So, um, yeah, so I watched that.

Tim 37:16

I didn't I didn't watch the debate, dude it was bad.

Chad 37:19

I I had a thing that night and so I didn't get to watch it was bad and honestly I heard it was awful. It made it was bad. I had a thing that night so I didn't get to watch it. It was bad and honestly I heard it was awful. It was more of like a golf thing than anything, I guess.

Tim 37:25

Yeah, biden looked really bad saying stuff and Trump didn't really answer the questions.

Chad 37:31

They're such bad options.

Tim 37:32

They're just real bad options. What's?

Chad 37:34

wrong with the world?

Javier 37:35

I don't know, christie says Oscar parties, oscar award show, award shows, award shows Well award shows.

Tim 37:42

people don't watch them as much anymore, right, right, but this could get it back in. This could get it back in.

Chad 37:47

I was also thinking, you know, there's all these different like the Bachelor and Bachelorette. There's like these huge like watch parties for these shows. You can make drinking games for those too.

Tim 37:56

Get Blitz with the Bachelorette yeah.

Chad 37:59

I mean, I feel like Get Blitz is a good enough brand name to kind of be this overarching. Getting messed up high drunk, whatever it is that you want to do, but having fun, having a good time, that's kind of the overarching theme of the game. It's just entertaining and having a good time. I don't hate the idea. Thanks, man.

Tim 38:17

I hope not.

Chad 38:18

I'm glad because it launched on Kickstarter today.

Tim 38:21

I think it's, it's, it's, it's cool, it's a cool thing.

Chad 38:24

I've been putting a lot of time into this like way too much time over the past two months in like there's so much included in like starting something right.

Chad 38:32

Like not only from a business perspective on like LLC, getting your business you know credit card and money and all that kind of shit straight and trying to get your your uh, whatever, uh aligned. Then you've got your marketing aspect, which is a whole other thing, and then you've got your production like getting these produced. I'm getting like koozies and and uh, bottle opener, key chains and, um, the koozies are cool, though they're like those slap bracelet koozies oh really, yeah, they'll be pretty neat.

Chad 38:59

I like that um, and then also like these little coasters, kind of like what they have behind the bar, those big rubber mats or whatever. It'll be like that, but a Get Blitz Games coaster plus the games. So we're going to have all sorts of stuff on the Kickstarter.

Tim 39:11

Could you imagine?

Chad 39:13

Now let's just talk about this for a second. Yeah, let's dabble.

Tim 39:16

You go to your local sports bar, local sports bar, and you know you have to give. Like you give your driver's license for the pool table or whatever right. What if you just give your driver's license for get blitzed?

Chad 39:27

I think it would be a lot of fun at a bar. Yeah, I think so too. It'd be a lot of fun at a bar, a brewery, a watch party, a tailgate dude I'm. I just ordered um the first run of this, even before the kickstarter, just so we'll have some.

Tim 39:41

We get the soccer version and have it exclusively at Upper 90.

Javier 39:45

Oh for the World Cup too, in two years.

Tim 39:47

That'd be wild.

Chad 39:48

Got to have soccer available before two years from now. You do. But yeah, it's just been a lot and I've learned a lot about like supply chain and like getting prototypes and things like that done. It's just been a lot and getting prototypes and things like that done. It's just been a lot. But the Kickstarter I'm really proud of it. Thank you for already being a part of the Kickstarter.

Tim 40:06

I was the first one, you were number one. I haven't paid into it. No big deal, I will pay into it, I'm sure you will.

Chad 40:12

You currently have four. I'm looking at it right now. You have four backers.

Javier 40:17

Nice, so I'm really excited. I had a great time playing it during the Super Bowl. It was a lot of fun. Me and G were having a good time with it.

Tim 40:23

Yeah.

Javier 40:23

Especially like passing the drinks out.

Tim 40:25

Look, I'm going to say that you get drinking and you get G together and it's just going to be.

Javier 40:30

He is going to have a good time. You're going to have a good time.

Get Blitzed Kickstarter Game Tiers

Tim 40:32

But you're going to have a good time, yeah, I'm trying to check, like, if you donate a certain amount, g's going to come over and Make sure you have a good time.

Chad 40:42

Yeah, All right. So did you play at all at the?

Tim 40:45

Super Bowl no, I watched. I wasn't really in the mood, for I wasn't drinking that much and I didn't that's what I remember.

Chad 40:50

What was your perception of the rest of us that were playing?

Tim 40:52

No, it looked like y'all were having a good time. I mean everybody. I thought it was funny whenever y'all handed out drinks to people. Yeah, that was. My favorite is whenever you get to fuck somebody's life.

Javier 41:03

Five. Sorry, it was at four, now it's at five. Backers. Hell yeah, nice, very cool, had it won in 30 seconds.

Chad 41:08

So what did you think about the Kickstarter the first time? You saw it? Right, Because it just went live today.

Javier 41:15

When you saw it, what was your overall impression? He gave details of what each tier was, and then also the background of the way the game works and the video. I mean, honestly, it's the way it should be. That's how other Kickstarters I've joined have been like that, too, it's very detailed, so he did a really good job with it.

Chad 41:36

Anything, I'm missing.

Javier 41:38

No, I mean to me. I'm trying to get back on to see if I can find um. I wanted to talk about the tears yeah but I don't think it's you, I think it's the actual um kickstarter page.

Chad 41:49

Yeah, the mobile app for kickstarter does not work well with the rewards, but um, there's, there's a bunch of different tiers. You want, you want me to talk to them real quick.

Tim 41:56

Yeah, actually that would be nice, because I don't know any of them.

Chad 41:58

There's a5 one, so if you don't have a whole lot of money, perfect, you can have a print and play. I'll send you a PDF version here in about a month and a half and that way you can print it out and have your own version of the game. You've got one. Right now, there's only 50 of these available For $15. Nice, for the first 50 people, then the next 500, or I think it's 500. Yeah, it's $20. And then after that it goes up to $25. And then there's a couple more tiers.

Tim 42:32

So you're saying the game like $25, and you get all that stuff. You still get all that for $25,. Yeah, that's not a bad bad deal, even for 25.

Chad 42:39

I agree 25, but for 15 and 20 even before that oh, that's even that's an even better deal. The first 550 people get it for less than that you'd be stupid not to do that.

Tim 42:46

Do you want to? Do you want to hear what I?

Javier 42:47

got I do I would like to hear. So I got the touchdown tier touchdown. It includes two copies of get the blitz party game, four exclusive koozies, four exclusive rubber coasters, two exclusive bottle opening key chains and four exclusive stickers.

Chad 43:05

But not only that. His name's going to be on the game. So whenever I end up actually printing the game, it's going to have this thank you, and it's going to have all the people that picked the touchdown tier.

Javier 43:14

Yeah yeah, and then I have access to project updates and behind-the-scenes content. I don't got to fucking go through this. I just ask the motherfucker myself Just get a text.

Chad 43:22

Hey, how's it going.

Javier 43:22

Also, there is one where you get an autograph from the creator himself. I'm just going to get mine and have him sign it.

Chad 43:29

But then there's a $500 one. Currently there's nine action cards that I've kind of come up with give or take, because the people that join in on the Kickstarter are going to have a lot of say of how the game ends up. But if you do, this other tier it's $500. It's not cheap. Or is it $250? I don't know.

Javier 43:50

I think I dropped it. I'm trying to get on it, whatever.

Chad 43:54

It's a little bit more money, but you get to work with me to choose your own action card, which is kind of neat, so you can kind of like put your own whatever on the game, I don't know. Hopefully people have fun with it. I've had a lot of fun, even though it's been a lot of work putting it together. Appreciate you, so I mean it's pretty damn cool. I'm mostly excited, to be honest with you. I got like this first run and I even put that as like an add-on, if you wanted to, because I'm not going to have any of this product until October, so it's going to be a little bit into football season whenever that starts, but I'm going to have this first run of 500 products.

Tim 44:29

But we're planning on having this by the Super Bowl You're even in October.

Chad 44:33

You're still going to have like three quarters of the football season ahead of you, so you're going to be good to go.

Tim 44:40

Hey, that first part. I'm going to give you a pro tip here. So the first part of the football season before you get your product you need to take all the liver support that you can get, all those supplements and everything because this game is going to have you drinking every single game.

Chad 44:56

Yeah.

Tim 44:56

More so than what you probably already do.

Chad 44:58

Absolutely, even on games that you didn't generally think you were going to watch.

Tim 45:00

We're making alcoholics here.

Chad 45:01

It's great You're welcome. We're bringing alcohol back to the youngins so that you can look young again, because we agree.

Tim 45:11

That's what it is right, we're basically pickling ourselves you got 20 year olds that look like they're 40 year olds, and and and and. Frankly, you got us that look like we're 40 year olds we're becoming models and actors.

Javier 45:22

You know what I mean like.

Chad 45:23

So I don't know what y'all are doing. We're drinking. It's fucking wild, um. But yeah, this one I'm gonna make sure that we've got before the tailgate. So, uh, thank you. So yeah, it's 500, but you get to choose your own action card, which is pretty neat, um but yeah we're gonna have this available for the tailgate. I want to play it at the tailgate yeah, me too.

Javier 45:39

I want to get everyone involved, take some pictures video.

Tim 45:42

I can't wait. I'm gonna go to the tailgate. This year are you really yeah yeah, it's been. It's been some years.

Javier 45:47

I'm gonna go I want to ask for that next day off and I want want to get fucking blitzed.

Chad 45:52

We're going to get so blitzed.

Javier 45:53

Hopefully I'll have a lot of merch by then.

Chad 45:55

I'm just going to deck everyone out.

Tim 45:56

I can't wait to see the other versions, though, whenever those start going, so this one's got to take off first, right.

Chad 46:00

Right.

Tim 46:01

But I'm excited I found my love for basketball again. Yeah.

Chad 46:06

I really did.

Tim 46:13

It was a hell season and I've always loved basketball. I loved watching it, but I have a hard time keeping track of when they're playing. I found out that my youtube tv will tell me, and so it makes it really easy. So I'm like, oh, the mavs are playing, cool, I'm gonna watch that yeah, I'll be honest with you.

Chad 46:23

I love how, on the iphones now, it shows you like the current score, so you pick your favorite teams and it just like I haven't set that up so I always know what the scores are of my teams even if I'm not paying attention to the game itself.

Javier 46:34

I got to put that down, because on Hulu it's like maybe 30 seconds to a minute back and like there are times where my phone will be like your phone's selling, maverick's lost and you're like Fuck, fuck you or like hey.

Tim 46:47

Manchester United lost cool so you mean you don't have to be like me. That's got youtube tv up watching the game while I'm standing in a concert trying to right. Yeah, you just take a look at the score.

Chad 46:56

That's nice yeah, but yeah, thanks, thanks for letting me talk about it for a little bit. I'm really stoked about it. I've you know. Luckily I was able to start like a small, like a business with jordan, but haven't done anything with that just yet. This has been an opportunity for me to like learn how to do a business from the ground up, doing literally anything. And so, yeah, a couple versions I I went with the american manufacturer, chinese manufacturer, just going through different versions stuff I like the, uh, the football.

Tim 47:24

You know what it reminds me of, what a lemon head it does look like, and I kind of like that. In fact, I think you should include a bag of lemonheads.

Chad 47:33

I hate the color yellow. It is like my least favorite color.

Javier 47:36

It's not yellow, it's a neon, but it pops, but it pops.

Tim 47:39

Yeah, it reminds me of Gatorade. It reminds you of all the good things. It reminds me of all the things I love. I love Lemonheads and Gatorade. That's what I was going for, I was going for what Tim loves. You hit the demographic you were going for? Hell yeah. Non-football watchers yeah, I mean, I'm not a huge football fan, I'm aware, I mean even for sports too.

Javier 48:04

it'll probably get people to watch sports also if they're heavy drinkers. Dude, could you imagine going?

Tim 48:09

to a Panther State lacrosse game and just busting out a lacrosse version of this right there at the game.

Chad 48:14

It's funny because, like you could take this to the game, guys, you could.

Tim 48:18

You're going to be looked at as a weirdo, but then people are going to be like, hey, and you'll be having. You need to get an Uber. But then your friends are going to be like. You're going to have people around you that become your friends. They'll be doing I'm playing this wonderful game called get blitzed and uh, we're gonna get blitzed, so you want to join, and they're gonna be like, yes, it's gonna be expensive because beers are not cheap at you. Know any of those places?

Javier 48:39

hey, you want to get blitzed that'll be get blitzed.

Chad 48:43

I think that's the thing I'm gonna do yeah, get blitzed.

Javier 48:46

Hey, there man, you want to get blitzed, we're gonna get blitzed, you got to do the whole.

Tim 48:51

Uh, macho man, randy savage, get blitzed, we're going to get blitzed, you got to do the whole Macho man, randy Savage, get blitzed.

Chad 48:54

Oh yeah, brother, I'm here.

Javier 48:55

I reached the cream of the crop and now I'm going to get blitzed here in heaven.

Tim 49:00

Oh yeah, even if you can play this game in heaven, it's actually pretty good.

Javier 49:06

Listen here brother, it's me, hulk Hogan, and I'm warning you you better drink this or play this game and get blitzed. I don't know his voice.

Chad 49:15

It's funny because I thought this game would be for people that like watching football and then also like to drink a lot, but then Brent and Courtney both brought it up to me. This is also for people that don't like watching football at all. Courtney's like I think I might actually start watching football more because I get to drink and get blitzed.

Tim 49:33

You know what I mean. What's the legality of using Cameo to get them to promote your shit?

Javier 49:37

Well, you could use it for a company you can.

Tim 49:40

There's an option. Do you have to?

Javier 49:41

pay extra. I'm not sure. I've never done it. I mean you should find some random.

Chad 49:45

I'm just putting everything on the business credit card.

Javier 49:53

You want to mean, yeah, you, bobcat, gold, wait, wait if Bobcat gold weights on there.

Chad 50:02

Dude, I do need some help figuring out like what influencers would be best to like. Send this game to.

Tim 50:06

I want to send it Like a little care package, just some people, to be like hey, play this game. I'm listening, minicon. Yeah, okay, that's important sir.

Chad 50:10

Yeah yeah, that's, that's did y'all see Minicon's like little podcasting he did recently? It was on I don't. I don't know I wasn't familiar with the podcast, but the quality of the video and everything was fantastic. They had a Kazumi on and it was so good, like the clips that they were pushing out. It was fucking hilarious. And I don't think Minicon, I don't think it's not like his podcast he was just on a podcast but man, he killed it.

Tim 50:34

He's fucking hilarious. We need to have him back on. I love that dude. Just need to hang out with the guy. He's so busy.

Chad 50:38

I just need him to go get blessed, and then that's it really I think that's all we need from him. Some of the slurry boxing guys pretty cool yeah, I would, yeah, need a boxing version too. You could do it.

Tim 50:53

Yeah, ufc yeah it might be a really short game, you know, because you know if someone goes down in the first, you know that's true, but it's like you're not watching one fight, dude. It's like first you're watching like you're watching four or five. If someone goes down within the first 15 seconds, you gotta sorry. Your life is fucked.

Chad 51:12

Everyone has to drink whatever's in their hands If there's a knockout.

Javier 51:16

Check your drink.

Chad 51:17

Shit, that's wild.

Tim 51:19

I like it.

Chad 51:20

Well, man, I appreciate y'all.

Tim 51:21

Thank you, I like it. I'm proud of you, man. You finally came up with something.

Javier 51:27

You finally Way to go. Wow, what a backhanded.

Tim 51:31

Fucking compliment you finally, you, piece of shit, let me start over you finally years you finally came up with something and you've made a product and you put it to fruition and you've got it here now and it's actually a I can hold that that's true.

Chad 51:46

It is not an idea. For the first time, it's not just an idea, this is something that's fucking real, because you had a lot of ideas and this is the first one that's actually like there it is.

Sketch Doxxed and Bagel Confessions

Tim 51:54

It's banned. Yeah, I saw that 15 years 20 years since you did Trace Productions.

Javier 52:01

That was a big deal and I'm sure if we would have kept it going he would have kept it going. It would have gone to new heights.

Chad 52:06

The Funky Panther's been great for us. What are you guys talking about? We've been us. What are you guys talking about? This is a thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Send it four and a half years. Jared's got a good idea.

Tim 52:13

You get the addresses and you send it to joe rogan. Bad friends and two bears oh maybe not bad friends.

Javier 52:18

I don't know if they two bears. I think two bears burt would fucking kill this game.

Chad 52:23

He would kill this game. I think you should send the bird. You know, the goal would be to either get someone like burt kreischer or like barstool. Would be like you know. Know what? I'm just going to buy this company and I'm like hell, yeah, buy me bitch. They can't afford me.

Javier 52:36

Take it to Shark.

Tim 52:37

Tank. They could definitely afford you, you're looking to get blitzed.

Chad 52:40

You're trying to get fucked up tonight, Dude.

Javier 52:42

They would eat me alive.

Tim 52:44

Could you imagine that?

Javier 52:46

This is the most immature thing I've ever seen.

Tim 52:49

Mark Cuban would probably back it though.

Chad 52:55

He scene. Mark cuban would probably back it, though. Yeah, you would.

Tim 52:57

I'm like, I'm from dallas, fort worth. So you in you in, you, in you out, you in you out, you in you out. You don't even give a speech. You go in there and you're like I'm from the dallas, fort worth area.

Javier 53:04

I need a million dollars for one percent value of this company, it's like are you fucking crazy?

Chad 53:10

like no and then, just like overhand, throw the product at all of them, just throw it right out of them, and then just lightly toss koozies. Yeah, wrap this around your drink.

Tim 53:23

Wrap this around your drink, not your dick, right? Well, you can keep your dick warm, though probably with them.

Chad 53:27

It's a slap, koozie, it's not going to feel great probably someone's gonna do it though. Yeah, you probably should put a warning in fact I'm not gonna put a warning on the koozie please don't put this on your thing I'm not putting that on there I think anything that's.

Tim 53:42

If you get set like any type of wrapping, that goes, it's gonna have a wrapper on there, right, yeah, the wrapper needs to have. Please do not put this around your head, put a little drowning baby on there.

Chad 53:54

I don't like where this is going at all.

Javier 53:56

Don't put that in the promo.

Tim 53:58

This isn't making the cut, Tim. You don't want the babies to drown.

Chad 54:01

Of course you don't want the babies to drown. Why does that have to do anything with the Blitz? Game Put the drowning baby with the line through it Is this like when you're smoking in Paris and there's little fetus and black lungs. Is that what you're?

Tim 54:14

going for. Yeah, you put a liver on there. No, I'm not doing that this is what a healthy liver looks like.

Chad 54:21

This is what it's going to look like after you get blitzed. That's fucked, dude.

Tim 54:25

I don't like that at all. I think some people would find it funny.

Chad 54:30

I don't know if my demographic hire me for your marketing I don't think that's a good idea. I think it's a terrible idea. I think it's a great idea however if anyone likes the idea, the game, please make sure you follow at get blitzed games on all things social media. It's on tiktok, youtube, instagram and also. I'm posting something just about every day. Share it. Please help get the word out. If you don't buy, that's okay, fuck you. If you don't back the Kickstarter, that's completely fine.

Chad 55:01

Suck Mike, I can't say that, However something that's free, is sharing, helping out and just kind of getting the word out, because that really helps.

Tim 55:11

We should do a series of videos.

Chad 55:18

And as a professional actor that's about to be a professional actor and as a professional model, I'm offering to, I'm offering my services.

Tim 55:22

I'll get to do all the cool shit how? Come I'm left out, I don't know man, he got hit up by somebody and I got hit by hit up by somebody that y'all don't even know um.

Javier 55:32

But yeah.

Tim 55:32

So what we should do, here's what we should. You need to put an application in for some of this stuff. You should do that. Get some headshots.

Javier 55:41

Anyways, I already did.

Chad 55:42

I'm thinking.

Tim 55:43

So here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking we do a whole series where it's basically like the Ricky Bobby bloopers, okay, where he's like if you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you.

Chad 55:53

We do a whole bunch. You don't play Big Red.

Tim 55:54

You don't play Get Blitz and fuck you yeah we just do a bunch of promo, just random ass, fucking stupid ass promos, right.

Chad 56:02

Yeah.

Tim 56:02

Where it's just the three of us just like individually saying like you know, whatever, I love it. Yeah, we post that up. I absolutely love that.

Chad 56:12

So get ready for a lot more weird content from Get Blitz and the Funky Panther. Christy is correct.

Tim 56:17

I mean this wasn't that much, but it was 8% and I really haven't had anything to drink in a while.

Chad 56:22

Yeah, I haven't really eaten today either.

Tim 56:26

I had a bagel, I had soup.

Chad 56:28

I had a granola bar.

Tim 56:29

I had a bagel at like 2 o'clock.

Javier 56:31

I had a really delicious soup that Tammy made. It was really good. It was crawfish and potato. I want to tell you that sounds fantastic. I'm going to tell you a little secret here, yeah, are you kidding? Yeah, that's not much of a secret, my dude.

Tim 56:46

So Einstein Brothers over off by TCU? Yeah, so when they close?

Javier 56:53

They sell meth.

Tim 56:54

They give us all their. They give my job all their bagels they have left over.

Javier 56:59

Right, oh, so you're like Liz Lemon, waiting for the A hundred percent Crispy cream donuts. A hundred percent.

Tim 57:04

I had one of their Asiago crusted bagels today. It was delicious, Fancy boy. So all right, Before we went on the whole get blitz, we talked about all that. We got that out there right, yeah, it's done. I appreciate you, boys so on the sports side of things, as well as in the professional gaming Sketch oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. We need to talk about it a little bit.

Javier 57:29

Our boy Sketch?

Tim 57:30

It's not our boy, yet he talk about it a little bit. Our boy sketch, it's not our boy yet he's going to be our boy, you know what's up, brother? What's up, brother, tuesday? Special teams, special players, special plays. He got doxxed a little bit. Kind of did Some creep, some creep. Okay, well, either he's doing, either he's into that or he was trying to search for it.

Javier 57:54

Some creep was trying to find, I don't know why.

Tim 57:57

Find dirt on Mr Kylie Cox Creep huh.

Internet Gaming Sensation and Controversies

Chad 58:02

Creep. A creep is someone that goes and searches the internet for certain people's content that's out there. Is that a creep?

Tim 58:08

No, no, no, no, no, no. They're doing it for nefarious reasons, to try to find dirt on various reasons which we, they already have content out, which we're not searching for. We're not searching for nefarious reasons right?

Chad 58:21

of course not of course not.

Javier 58:22

Yeah, so hold on real quick. Are you saying einstein bagels is closing?

Tim 58:26

no, no no, no, no, no, no. When they close, they give us their old bagels okay, so that's yeah.

Javier 58:31

Gladys was like what they're closing?

Tim 58:33

No, they're not closing, they're giving us their old bagels, their bagels from the day that they can't sell because they're going to throw them away. So they give them to the poor paramedics.

Chad 58:42

Okay, back to Back to sketch. Yeah, back to sketch. Sorry, sorry.

Tim 58:47

So someone some creep Like searching nefariously, trying to find any dirt on for whatever reason, which I don't understand what dirt they're looking for, but they decided to look up on our favorite person right now Sketch. He's an internet sensation. He's a world of gaming. He's been on Barstool all that stuff.

Tim 59:09

He's even on Madden now, is he? Oh yeah, he did his whole like they made him on Madden. Now Is he? Oh yeah, he did his whole like they made him on Madden. Dude, that'd be a dream. Can you imagine, dude? He took the internet by storm because he's fucking hilarious and he does this whole character bit where he uses Trump's cadence and how he talks. That's one of his things. And then he just says things and he's funny. He's very quick witted, got big on streaming. Ended up with Jinx.

Tim 59:36

His whole thing's a shtick right, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a normal dude.

Javier 59:39

He talks normally Dude he's a he's a broken character. I've seen him break characters.

Tim 59:46

Yeah, he's actually a hell of a football player he played. He's a Texan boy.

Javier 59:49

He called one of the draft picks out. This year he did.

Tim 59:52

I mean, yeah, but so he ended up with Jinxy, which is one of the biggest gaming streamers right now, and they kind of all connected, him and a few others. They live in-house together no, they don't, but they hang out together quite a bit, right, yeah? Faze Clan too, yeah. So they found some stuff that he did in his past, a couple years ago, before he got big man and he had this. He ended up doing some OnlyFans and he did some OnlyFans, as you know, I'm going to say bisexual guy. He apparently hooked up with some really hot chick and I don't know who she is, but yeah, so he's got some videos out there and they found him and some dude.

Chad 1:00:33

Basically, just this is why did you say is it videos with dudes or videos with dudes? Videos with dudes, yeah, ok.

Tim 1:00:41

And basically blasted him on the Internet.

Chad 1:00:42

And number one, I'm going to say that sounds like you got blasted already, if you know what I mean.

Tim 1:00:46

I think he did too. And you know what, If that's what he likes, Cool, who fucking cares in this day and age? Right? But the problem is that he got big on Barstool and he got big on some other stuff. Sometimes the bros don't really care for that because they're closed-minded, and you know who fucking cares, right.

Javier 1:01:04

I mean, the guys from Barstool have been pretty cool. Everybody's been pretty fucking cool.

Tim 1:01:07

Everybody that supports him right.

Javier 1:01:10

There's one piece of shit named Sneeko, who's like y'all Terrible thing. He's like y'all. Don't cancel the Israelis for killing Palestinians, but you give them all the brand deals and all that stuff. Like, bro, what the fuck, are you even Two different fucking things? Yeah, yeah, but anyways, fuck, are you even like two different fucking things?

Tim 1:01:34

Yeah, yeah, I don't know what you're fucking, but anyways, he got oust.

Chad 1:01:36

I hate to be a dick, but like it was already out there, what's the big?

Tim 1:01:39

deal. Right, it was out there. But he, you know it was and I don't know like I guess it was probably like I think he shut down that thing, or but a couple years ago and he dude, it was heartbreaking. I don't know if you watched the stream where he was talking about yeah yeah, dude, it was. It was it literally like I felt so bad for him. Like first thing he said to his friends was like I'm sorry I involved you in this I don't understand the problem right there, there shouldn't be a problem.

Tim 1:02:06

But people don't agree with fuck them.

Chad 1:02:08

Who cares? Why is he doing these heartfelt messages? Or exactly getting upset? Because he did a thing. That happened. It came out. It's not like it was like a kim kardashian video. He did it on purpose, for a purpose, to make money it wasn't a doctor disrespect thing.

Tim 1:02:25

You know that yeah, it was, but it's a sad situation because, like you know he he felt like he was. You know he let down his friends, right, okay, and so that was the you know he let down his friends, right, okay, and so that was the whole thing.

Tim 1:02:34

Like he apologized to his friends. So, jinxy, he showed the text message thread and where he was, like you know, whatever it all hit, he apologized I'm sorry, I got you involved in it and he, like he fucking left his glasses, his shoes, walked out the door. He was heading to the airport, the airport, and Jinxy, airport, the airport, and, um, jinxie, you know, and then they're like dude, come back to the house. Man, like they got him back and like, you know, he just needed somebody to talk to and they given him all the support.

Tim 1:03:00

But man watching him actually talk about it. So he like confirmed allegations and did this whole stream on it and dude's like crying like he's, he's sad, like he's a sad boy he's, like my, the first.

Javier 1:03:11

If this was found out, he was going to.

Tim 1:03:17

He alludes to that right. What's funny about his character is that he's talking about these allegations but he's in fucking character about it. He's in his sketch character and he's making jokes about it. That's just the quality of the guy. Like I would love to hang out with Sketch. I think he'd be a great dude to hang out with. He's now way far beyond us. If we found him a couple years ago, we probably could have had him, you know.

Chad 1:03:44

Yeah.

Tim 1:03:45

But yeah so.

Chad 1:03:49

I guess I still don't fully comprehend. It sucks, but if Javier's stuff ever came out, he wouldn't come to us and apologize, we'd be like, hey, are you okay, man? Why would he need to apologize to?

Tim 1:04:00

us, but it was the instant reaction of like I let you down, why Right?

Javier 1:04:05

right.

Chad 1:04:05

What was the letdown? But it's his mentality. Got it okay, but it's other people that don't understand or won't accept.

Javier 1:04:14

There are people that are so close-minded that they're like bro, you did this. Even that one guy, that funny actor who was in the scary movies. He did some gay porn stuff.

Tim 1:04:28

Damn.

Javier 1:04:29

And so who the fuck cares?

Tim 1:04:32

No one's making you watch it.

Javier 1:04:33

one's making you do it if you get like upset or like uneasy about it, don't fucking watch it right. What does it have to do with you? Nothing like do whatever you the fuck you want right like you know not, you know other shit that you know. Dr. Disrespect has been like canceled for because that motherfucker was like out there talking to underage. Yeah, don't, yeah, don't. Do that, don't fucking do that.

Tim 1:04:52

Motherfucker was like out there talking to underage girls. Yeah, don't do that. Don't fucking do that shit.

Javier 1:04:54

But like everything else, like if you're into whatever, like who cares?

Tim 1:04:58

No king shaming. No king, we don't king shame here.

Javier 1:05:01

And the funky panther we don't king. Shame.

Tim 1:05:03

God damn right. I just want Sketch to know like if he ever wants to come on the show, we'd love to have you on here. I think it'd be great. We won't talk about it, fuck. No, we just want to hang out. Yeah, we just want to hang out.

Chad 1:05:13

Maybe have you talk about Get Blitzed a little bit. I mean, that doesn't seem like a problem.

Tim 1:05:19

Maybe go play some disc golf.

Chad 1:05:20

I think he drinks. I mean, he likes football.

Tim 1:05:22

He drinks? Yeah, I'm sure. Seems like a good product, but that's the most recent thing that came out and my TikTok's been flooded with it Because I do follow a lot of the sketch stuff. I think he's a funny guy and he brought, so if you see any of the sports guys doing finger up or whatever that's what it is.

Chad 1:05:41

Yeah, I've seen some stuff and I've heard you talking about it. I guess it's not in my circle of things that pop up on my socials, because I see him.

Tim 1:05:57

I know what he looks like and I I see his like whatever, yeah, and and it is funny, but I've just not been that involved into it. Dude the guy's uh, so quick-witted man like he, he's, I want to say he's like one of the comeback kings, like he can well now okay, no, okay, so all right, okay, so another thing the hot to a girl right like that

Tim 1:06:16

happened over the past couple of weeks. That has been insane. There's been a lot of rumors, okay. So one of the rumors that came out was like her dad was a preacher and all that stuff. She has disproven that, yeah, she did, she came out and said my dad is like there was an interview with her and she's like my dad's the furthest thing from a preacher. That's not real. I thought it was real too.

Javier 1:06:37

She definitely isn't a teacher.

Chad 1:06:38

I know that one. She's not a teacher either Worked.

Tim 1:06:43

She doesn't have to do shit now, dude, there's a marketing company that picked. They were like hey we want to take care of saying um luke bryan, luke bryan, it was luke bryan it was luke bryan, in front of like 80 000 fans and she got to sing.

Chad 1:06:57

She's been all sorts of pocket and this is what. In the span of two or three weeks, it's been less than a month, yeah, and all she had.

Tim 1:07:03

All she did was answer a question in fucking broadway, and those guys are pissed.

Chad 1:07:07

Did you know that?

Tim 1:07:08

the guys that interviewed her.

Chad 1:07:09

They're kind of upset. They're like we're being overshadowed.

Javier 1:07:11

I'm like bitch you're interviewing buddy like that's your fault, like you know your whole thing like that.

Tim 1:07:17

This is my thing about all you gotta do is hot too, and spit on that thing.

Chad 1:07:20

This is my thing with people that interview people they don't have to do anything. No, they don't have to do anything. No, I mean, I'm not saying us, because obviously we do different things. But if we went on the streets and were like, hey, tell me about a time when that thing happened. You're expecting them to say something and you're going through 50 people and picking out the best parts, I still think we should go out the West 7th.

Javier 1:07:41

You're totally relying on someone else to be your moneymaker. We still should go out the West 7th and do it. Oh fuck no.

Chad 1:07:47

No, I'd rather go to the stockyards.

Javier 1:07:48

I'm not the kid in the fucking throat.

Tim 1:07:50

Stockyards. It's not West 7th. Yeah, stockyards. We can go to stockyards for sure. Honestly, we should do that on our 20th anniversary. That's coming up. We're doing that, yeah, yeah.

Javier 1:08:00

Speaking of which, it's crazy. I have three other things that are happening that day that I can't do.

Chad 1:08:07

Well.

Javier 1:08:08

I can't do Ernie Day.

Chad 1:08:09

We might later in the night, it depends. It depends on how, because the other thing starts at 8.

Javier 1:08:18

Our 20 year union starts at 8. We have, are we?

Tim 1:08:21

doing the cruise? Are we going to cruise Maine and then show up? I don't think I'm going to do that. I think I'm just going to show up. I'll just show up.

Javier 1:08:29

I don't know why we had to pick that place.

Tim 1:08:31

Because it's a high school. I don't give a goddamn alumni that owns it.

Javier 1:08:36

Why the fuck am I gonna support that?

Chad 1:08:37

shit.

Javier 1:08:37

Well, danny wasn't gonna come into town because it's lillian's birthday yeah but now they're doing it here yeah, if your mom, so he can come, yeah, and then roy's gonna be in town too.

Reunion Planning and Bar Hopping

Chad 1:08:46

It's gonna be all the boys, dude. Yeah, it's gonna be all the boys so I think we're all wearing bitch. I'm gonna wear how the fuck do I know? It's two or three weeks away what am I wearing?

Javier 1:08:55

I'm just gonna wear dallas cowboy show who the fuck cares?

Chad 1:08:57

yeah, who cares? What are you gonna wear?

Javier 1:08:59

that wear a tuxedo I, I'm an oil man, I do things dude, we should go in our adidas track suits.

Chad 1:09:08

Oh my, that's what we should do. People are like dude, are you a thing? What is this? People don't know. None of the people we graduate with know the word of the Funky Panther.

Javier 1:09:15

Look, it's going to be fun to get together with everybody that we went to school with, but I wish we would've picked a better place, is it?

Chad 1:09:24

I think, it's going to be interesting. I'm, we see, the people that we would give a shit about?

Tim 1:09:30

Yeah, but we're going to see people that give a shit about us that we don't know about. I'll just tell you right now, no one gives a shit about us.

Javier 1:09:34

There's not a single person I'm glad I hadn't seen Chip Garibia in maybe 15 years, so I really don't give a shit about anything else.

Tim 1:09:40

Do you think he's going to show?

Javier 1:09:41

up Fuck, who the fuck cares? I just I brought up his name.

Chad 1:09:47

Believe his name.

Tim 1:09:48

I'm not a person that reminisces. Is Anthony coming? I don't know. We should probably get him.

Javier 1:09:53

Well, because one of our friends' birthday is also. Her party is also on the 27th, and so it ends at 745. It's at Worlderland, so I think I'm just going to. We'll go over there because, like you should Like. We already talked about our girls like hanging out that night.

Tim 1:10:09

Yeah, they don't want to do this, they don't want to go to that shit.

Javier 1:10:11

Yeah, and so like maybe go to that thing first and then go to the.

Chad 1:10:17

Wait, they don't.

Tim 1:10:17

I thought, no we're going by ourselves.

Javier 1:10:19

We're going by ourselves oh.

Tim 1:10:20

I didn't know that we're going by ourselves. That's news to me.

Javier 1:10:25

Yeah, none of them.

Tim 1:10:27

I'm sure Sarah is going to be like, yeah, they don't want to go, I don't want to go.

Javier 1:10:30

We had this conversation over a month ago, a month and a half ago.

Chad 1:10:33

I thought she was looking forward to it. I think Sarah wanted to go. Really, yeah, that's probably not a thing, huh, no.

Tim 1:10:41

Why would she want to go?

Javier 1:10:42

to year 20?. I'm not going to make you do that. Why would?

Tim 1:10:47

she want to go to year 20? I still can't believe it's already been 10 years since our last one, yeah, yeah, and before we know it it's going to be 30. Fuck, and we're going to be old. Time's going by and we're still going to be doing this podcast, which is weird.

Chad 1:10:58

If y'all weren't going, I don't know if I'd go.

Tim 1:11:00

Oh no, I wouldn't go if y'all weren't going, I want to go. Right, I don't even know if he's going to go. Yeah, because he's your boy. If y'all weren't going I wouldn't go, but I wanted to go. I kind of want to see the train wrecks.

Chad 1:11:19

I don't know. Like we're to the age, where is there still going to be train wrecks?

Tim 1:11:23

Yes, 100%. Have you not seen the Facebook page?

Chad 1:11:27

No.

Tim 1:11:28

What does that mean?

Chad 1:11:32

There, no, what does that mean? There's going to be. You need to get on there and look, there's going to be train wrecks.

Tim 1:11:35

It's going to happen.

Chad 1:11:36

Somebody's going to go home?

Tim 1:11:37

with somebody's man.

Chad 1:11:39

I'm hoping to go home with you.

Tim 1:11:41

That's what I'm saying. Why don't we all?

Javier 1:11:43

just leave Uber there and then Uber to the high school which you live down the street from. Let's get even more shit-faced. No, let's go to Ernie Day. Let's go to Ernie.

Chad 1:11:52

Day. We should, though, like, maybe meet at my mom's house or something like that, and then just take an Uber XL and all go together or something like that.

Javier 1:11:58

Yeah, that way all the boys could go together.

Tim 1:12:08

Yeah, and we can leave together We've got to watch American, let's watch that and what not to do.

Chad 1:12:12

This time, though, you've got to interview people. This is your thing. You've got to fucking interview people.

Tim 1:12:18

I think we should do that. I think that would actually make pretty good That'd be interesting content.

Chad 1:12:23

It would be good TikTok stuff because have you seen where they do?

Tim 1:12:26

the Facebook, not Facebook, but they do the yearbook and then I got past.

Chad 1:12:33

I do have like this.

Javier 1:12:34

It's not a gimbal, but this little like two-handed camera thing that I have a light on two-handed dildo that you know and so we could bring that and then bring the mics yeah, I think just the mics. We're not. I don't want to go all out for this no, no, we need video.

Chad 1:12:47

You need light. It's going to look like shit without light.

Javier 1:12:49

You got to have a light. It's a hillbilly bar, so I'm sure it'll be.

Tim 1:12:52

Yeah so I'll bring my little setup. I can't wait to be at the hillbilly bar Fuck, and then, if we want to, we can go over to the White Elephant, which I do like.

Chad 1:13:06

We can just go to the Basin Bar.

Tim 1:13:08

Let's just go. The've been to the stockyards together.

Chad 1:13:11

It's been a minute.

Tim 1:13:12

It's been a minute.

Chad 1:13:13

But like if it's going to be the three of us. Roy, danny, I'm sure Chester will probably go. I don't know if Starks can go or not. Like you, got the boys together, that's going to be. That's the first timeay.

Tim 1:13:30

That's true. That's true, nothing.

Chad 1:13:33

Not a goddamn thing.

Tim 1:13:35

No.

Chad 1:13:35

Man, it's going to get weird, you're right.

Tim 1:13:37

It's going to be a weird thing. I'm here for it. I want to get weird.

Chad 1:13:44

I want to get weird with the boys.

Javier 1:13:47

Is this where we input like a Stitch thing, sorry, brother.

Chad 1:13:51

Oh, that has a whole new meaning. What's up?

Javier 1:13:52

brother, what's up brother?

Tim 1:13:56

They've been posting things that didn't equal that, he said.

Chad 1:13:59

Yeah, all right, anything else that we want to talk about? Man, this has been fun catching up. It's been so fucking long.

Tim 1:14:09

For those that don't know we don't live together, nor do we hang out every week together.

Javier 1:14:14

But now we're going to plan a weekend when we're actually in a house and we're enclosed. We're going to figure this out.

Chad 1:14:20

Just like we were going to go to Austin the past two years.

Tim 1:14:22

Honestly what we should do. Hang on, we are still planning on Austin. I told Lance.

Javier 1:14:28

I want to go whenever.

Tim 1:14:29

So I told Lance I want to go whenever it cools off a little bit. He's never been to Austin. We got some places.

Javier 1:14:33

He wants to do some barbecue stuff and all that, we're going to try to go on a Saturday ACL.

Tim 1:14:37

We're going to try to go Friday, so leave on a Friday, come back on a Sunday.

Javier 1:14:43

So like early Friday or something like that.

Tim 1:14:45

Just go out there, hit up a few places, eat all day, have some good drinks, all that stuff. Here's what I want to do with this house situation. I want to post the address and whoever shows up just shows up At the house we're staying at. They just hang out with us for a little bit.

Javier 1:15:00

We've got to invite the usuals. That sounds murdery to me, speaking of murderers, linus says I don't get it, but I went to Everman and we have murderers in my graduating class.

Tim 1:15:13

Yes, that's crazy. I don't like that at all.

Chad 1:15:17

All right.

Tim 1:15:17

Yeah, I don't have anything else though.

Chad 1:15:18

Well then, that wraps it up. Hit the music there. Timothy, Thank you for hanging out with us here on YouTube If you're listening to the podcast. Thank you as well. Thanks for catching up. We've had quite a few listens, even though we've been off air for about a week or so. If you want to do so, please make sure you follow at get blitz game. I'm so sorry, Uh, at the funky Panther. On all things social media, no, no one, even y'all, even know, I heard, I heard, I heard, I heard follow the funky puns fan funkypanthercom.

Chad 1:15:56

Holy shit, I'm out of practice. Stay good y'all I'm chad I'm javier, I'm tim and we are the funky panther we're back, bitches get blitz bitch.