The Funky Panther
The Funky Panther podcast: Chad, Javier, and Tim deliver high-energy, hilarious banter with random commentary, raunchy humor, and featured guests. Join the fun for an hour-long show that takes you on a refreshing, informative journey through the colorful world of music, news, arts, and entertainment.
Episodes
196 episodes
Talking to Dogs, Jacking in Space, and Paying $500 to Smell a Celebrity
What do you get when three degenerates dig up cringey home videos, debate astronaut nut trajectories, and confess to hoarding junk like emotional support USB cables? Pure, unfiltered chaos—welcome to The Funky Panther.Javier stumbles upo...
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1:43:36
Kanye’s Nazi Fashion, Public Poop Horror Stories & The Brown Note Conspiracy
We've all been there—stomach rumbling, cold sweat forming, and no bathroom in sight. In this episode, we expose our most humiliating, panic-inducing bathroom disasters that will make you grateful for every flushable toilet you've ever en...
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Episode 194
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1:37:57
Luka’s Gone, Our Hearts Are Shattered, and the NBA Might Be Rigged
The unthinkable has happened—Luka Dončić has been snatched from the Dallas Mavericks and shipped off to the Lakers, leaving us spiraling into a full-blown existential crisis. But was this just another ruthless NBA business move, or is ...
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Episode 192
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1:23:50
Beer Porn, Cowboy Kinks, and AI That Wants Your Job (and Maybe Your Wife)
Is your beer stash a sexy investment or just a fridge full of overpriced regrets? We pop open some aged Goose Island Bourbon County Stout to see if beer collecting is a high-class hobby or just a bougie way to justify borderline alcoholism. Jes...
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Episode 191
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1:50:38
Burgers, Bubbles, and Bullsh*t: How We Drank Our Way Through 2024
$350 champagne with a greasy burger? That’s the kind of culinary anarchy we’re bringing to Episode 190 of The Funky Panther. Mikey finally resurfaces after three years of hiding—probably avoiding our calls—and we’re diving face-first i...
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Episode 190
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2:01:57
Cowboy Hat Cults & The Dead CEO Club: Welcome to Purgatory
What if your cowboy hat wasn’t just a fashion flex but a gateway to your final form? This week, The Funky Panther goes full identity crisis, morphing from smooth-talking Charlie Crockett to full-throttle Tiger King insanity. It’s less ...
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Episode 189
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2:01:27
Jamie Kennedy Bombs, Crescent Hotel Haunts, and Society’s Slow Decline
This week, we’re unpacking a travel nightmare where personal space gets tossed out the window, literally. Add in ghost sightings at the infamous Crescent Hotel and TV shows awkwardly sidestepping 9/11, and you’ve got a recipe for unsettling hil...
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Episode 188
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1:31:41
"Fixing Immigration and Isolation One F*ed-Up Idea at a Time"
Think holding hands across America could fix the world's problems? Neither do we—but we’re here to brainstorm anyway. Join The Funky Panther as we dive headfirst into the chaos of race, immigration, and a totally fictional (but hilarious) Mexic...
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Episode 187
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1:39:45
Unpredictable Adventures: Home Births, Joe Exotic, and Dank817's Wild Ride
What happens when you mix a home birth story with the wild antics of Joe Exotic? You get an episode that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining! We're thrilled to have our buddy Dank817, aka the Big Shark from Too High, back with us in the st...
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Episode 186
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1:09:28
A Very Funky Halloween
Ever wondered what Halloween would look like through the eyes of a country musician or a mischievous Batman? Join us for this week's episode of the Funky Panther where we transform Halloween into a whimsical country music extravaganza. From ima...
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Episode 185
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1:38:00
Music, Mishaps, and a Dash of Conspiracy
Prepare for a whirlwind of laughter and storytelling as we recount our Austin City Limits (ACL) weekend escapades, full of memorable moments and fashion faux pas. Chad's bold fashion choice had us in stitches, setting the tone for a festival fi...
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Episode 184
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1:41:35
Unfiltered Chaos
Ever tried capturing the best intro but ended up with hilarious chaos instead? That's exactly where our Funky Panther crew—Chad, Javier, and Tim—found themselves as they stumbled through a wildly entertaining session filled with laughs and cand...
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Episode 183
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1:19:35
Unfiltered Conversations
Ever wondered how a simple game of catch can turn into a comedy goldmine? Find out as we embark on a chaotic and hilarious journey featuring our regular hosts Javier, Tim, and Jared from the Funky Panther. Joining us this time is Jared from the...
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Episode 182
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1:25:34
Concert Shenanigans, Sports Highlights, and Tailgate Traditions
Have you ever wondered how a girlfriend's crazy hairstyle could lead to an unforgettable night at a Bilmuri concert? We'll kick off this episode with some light-hearted banter and hilarious personal stories, from wild concerts to favorite video...
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Episode 181
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1:24:27
The Comeback Story
After facing an incredibly tough hiatus marked by personal loss, we're back and ready to share our journey with you. We start with a heartfelt and humorous catch-up, discussing the struggles and growth we've experienced. Tim opens up about the ...
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Episode 180
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1:26:26
Mat War Pro Wrestling and Fort Worth Vibes with Jason Keenan
What happens when a local Fort Worth resident with an aversion to flip-flops joins us for a chat? Meet Jason Keenan, our guest for this episode, as we kick things off with spirited banter about local spots like Faded Art Barbershop and a hilari...
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Episode 179
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1:03:54
The Return of Fort Worth's Funky Panther
Did you hear the breaking news about Shrek 5 coming out in 2026 with the original cast? In this uproariously entertaining episode of The Funky Panther, we kick things off with that bombshell and take you through a rollercoaster of laughs and st...
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1:22:05
Kevin Tyrone and The Funky Panther
Ever wondered about the quirks behind someone's name or the best way to handle a run-in with the police? On this episode of the Funky Panther, we finally sit down with Kevin Tyrone after three long years of trying to coordinate schedules. We ki...
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Episode 177
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1:07:59
SWAT Raids and Smash Burgers at Gustos
Jonny of Gusto's Burgers has an incredible story that will leave you inspired and hungry for more. From a social media marketer to a culinary maestro, Jonny's journey is filled with passion, perseverance, and the unbeatable taste of classic, no...
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Episode 176
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52:58
From Viral Graduation Speech to Social Media Stardom: Peter Bui's Journey
Ever wondered how a viral high school graduation speech can kickstart a career in content creation? Join us as we sit down with TikTok star and Instagram sensation, Peter Bui, who shares his extraordinary journey from Arlington, Texas, to socia...
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Episode 175
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1:04:14
Behind the Music with Fort Worth's Own, Dustin Massey
As the curtain rises once again for the enigmatic maestro Dustin Massey, we're reminded that every chord tells a story. Our latest jam session is studded with laughter, candid anecdotes, and the melodic journey of a man who's heart beats in syn...
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Episode 174
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1:06:42
Recipe for Success with Michael Ferrari Le & Dannie Riel
Crack open a stout and get ready for a wild ride through Fort Worth, because we're bringing the heat with an episode that's as flavorful as it is insightful. We recount a photo development saga that's too funny to miss—nudity, vinegar strokes, ...
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Episode 173
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1:27:03
Life on the Scalpel's Edge: Doc Roc of the Troumatics
Strap in as the enigmatic Doc Roc of The Troumatics and hand surgeon extraordinaire takes you on a tour through the electric avenues of rock melodies and the meticulous lanes of medical practice. From the early days of music where 'Peel and Eat...
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Episode 172
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1:06:29
Green Empire: Colt Power's Journey from Real Estate to Hemp Industry Innovator
Ever wondered how a tumble from the world of real estate into the verdant fields of the hemp industry pans out? Well, saddle up, Funky Panthers, because Colt Power of Power Biopharms joins us for a riveting gallop through his journey from injur...
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Episode 171
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1:11:47
#169: Yup, 69 plus 100 makes 170?
Remember the first time you heard about Hollywood's dark underbelly, and it felt like a splash of cold water on your dreams? Well, buckle up, because this episode of The Funky Panther doesn't just splash; it dunks you right into the deep end. W...
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Episode 170
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1:23:38