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Ghost Dongs, Gilmore Rage & the Nacho Cult: The Emo Panther Pilot
Welcome to Touching Tips — where four emotionally unstable dudes collide into one chaotic AF podcast experiment. We’re talking anime, metal, horror flicks, Bad Bunny backlash, and yes... nachos worth a three-hour road trip. It’s the pilot of the Emo Panther crossover nobody asked for but everyone secretly needed. From Gilmore Girls rants and hot takes on Breaking Bad to unsolicited butthole elasticity facts — this episode’s a fever dream in 4K.
Expect:
- Unhinged anime analysis (One Piece, Chainsaw Man, Dandadan)
- Controversial takes on A24 films, Rocky, and Rory Gilmore being an actual menace
- Raw, offensive humor about Ghost Dongs™ and circumcision conspiracies
- A holy war over nachos, Chacho’s, and Salt Lake City mole dreams
We said what we said. If you're easily triggered or a Five Finger Death Punch fan… you’ve been warned.
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Coffee's gone cold in another late night calm. Talking through the side like we never changed at all. All these jokes we made. Just hide the bruise. We laugh too loud. Just to tell the truth. It is fun. We built our heart on feed.com. We called it the Emo Panzer.
Lance:Touching Tips are right here.
Tim:Oh Welcome to the Touching Tips podcast. Oh.
Javier:Welcome to Touching Tips. Today the tips that are we're going to be touching are all of ours. It's going to be a four-way touch tip tip toucher. Tip toucher extravaganza. This is um off to an interesting time.
Tim:So I think uh Chad Chad's gonna see this video. He's gonna watch he's gonna watch it because it's the first one back. He's gonna watch it. And he's gonna be upset because we used the living room setup for the first time, finally. Was he begging for this? Well, no, but like we just never really knew how to set it up, and I was I just said fuck it and just played around with the stuff.
Javier:I'm just trying to make sure my penis isn't on. Have you never had a living room before? No, the living room is. No, that we've said no.
A bunch of people:Like we've never used a few. You own a living room. We've never done the table. I know I know, but I'm saying, but like you you walk into one every day. You never thought like that looks comfortable. Why don't I do that?
Tim:No, I thought about that.
A bunch of people:Okay.
Tim:We just couldn't figure out the uh the way to set the mics up, and now I've got this mic just sitting. It's heavy and it's on my own. Just set it under your thigh, Doc. I don't want to do that. It's pretty comfortable.
Javier:I kind of want to get a listen to the sound to see how we're all.
Tim:Well, you sound fine. Shut up, man.
Javier:Oh, you have your earpiece in. Yeah, I'm sorry. So this is fine like this?
Tim:It's okay. It's okay. It's probably not the best. Are we alive right now? We are live.
Javier:Okay.
Tim:Just raise it up. You can undo the thing and alright. So those that are are joining us, this is the uh pilot. This is the this is basically a pilot episode where we've joined two podcasts into one. Um and it's not that we are changing formats completely and we're only gonna be uh either emotaku or or the funky panther, or as I've been calling it, the emo panther.
Lance:The emo Panther.
Tim:Uh but we are gonna be doing this more often. We're gonna be having more uh uh this type of setup, and these guys are gonna join us. Uh Antoine really likes it because he's close to my studio.
A bunch of people:So shortest drive I've done for any podcast I've ever done.
Tim:That's a fact.
Antoine:I cannot listen to you taking seriously while I'm watching this dude. Like we had 20 minutes fucking off, and we all got set up and he waited till we're live all right now.
Tim:Oh, let me just set this mic up and like I'm trying to focus on what you're saying, and I'm just staring at him. Like, I'm gonna tell you that's a true Javier fashion, though.
Javier:I know.
Tim:You can't expect anything, anything else.
Javier:That's just how these text messages and I'm like listening to his phone vibrate.
Antoine:I'm like, oh, let me make sure my phone's on silo, and then immediately his phone starts going off.
Tim:I'm surprised it's not ringing, to be honest with you.
Javier:He's done that. No, I mean, who gets phone calls except for not every until marketers?
Lance:Every time I was recording with him, same thing would happen to me. Every single time. Yeah. Hey, do you have space buttons? Is that what's going on with your hair?
Javier:No, does it look like I do? Just the normal messy bun. Yeah, man. I gotta I had to wear it like this sometimes to work. Because uh, whenever I get on the creeper to roll underneath cars or blowjobs, I uh have to uh put it in a bun or else my hair will get under the wheel.
Tim:And so I thought we called you the creeper.
Javier:They do. They used to call me the creeper. And then I no. This is but I like the setup. This is really cool.
Tim:It's nice. If I really wanted to be like a lazy piece of shit, this is this is a recliner. I could just oh yeah, dude. That's it's nice.
Antoine:All right, that's why I hit it off of that seat. Yeah.
Javier:But uh yeah, anyways, thanks for joining us on the emo panther uh pilot episode. So we normally have our own podcasts. Obviously, me and Tim are with the Funky Panther. Um, Antoine and my white friend here uh that's translucent. Uh is it?
Lance:I am always see-through on this podcast.
Javier:And you guys have a podcast, don't you? Oh, we do have a podcast! You're fucking welcome. Which you have not done in a long time. We haven't done it in a long time.
Lance:Well, our f our our meeting place closed.
Javier:It did, and you know, they've already hollowed it out. All that's left is in there is.
Lance:I just feel like if they could have kept going for like another like six months, because the stuff that's they're building next to it is almost done.
Javier:Yeah. Which I think I'm not sure what they're gonna do with that space, but I took a look at the back and uh it looks kind of like a patio space almost, but it's not too big. Yeah.
Tim:Um they're like actually redoing it.
Javier:Uh yeah, yeah, they're hollowing it.
Tim:I wonder I wonder who's I wonder who's uh who's bought it or who's leasing it or whatever.
Javier:I don't know, but um I had uh did y'all get a chance to have maple branches breakfast?
Lance:No, I've had their coffee now. Their coffee is fucking good.
Javier:Coffee's good. I had a bagel bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich.
Lance:Nice.
Javier:It's alright. How's the coffee? Coffee's good. I've had their coffee, it's good.
Lance:I haven't I haven't swallowed it either. Colbrews. You went to like the new the new coffee place that opened? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's pretty good.
A bunch of people:Yeah, cold brews where it's ancient zone or whatever the ones. I'll always check out the coffee places once. I don't drink a lot of coffee out, but I'll like it. Reminds me of Washington, so like 151. Like when it first opened, I was going there religiously and I'm like I've never been there. It's okay.
Tim:It's fine. It's the most fine. If you want just like uh basic ass sweet, over-the-top sweet coffee.
A bunch of people:I have coffee in machine.
Tim:I feel like one fifty one's fine.
A bunch of people:Yeah, they got this like French toast something.
Tim:Oh, that sounds about hopping. Hoppin', yeah. I'm sorry, yeah.
Lance:We're we were talking about hopping and because we used to meet that him and I, we used to record the ball bag there, and then they closed. We went to their like last day.
A bunch of people:This is gonna be my only problem. It's like being critiqued on the spot when I say like dumb wild chicks. I'm like, I gotta week till someone can tell me I'm wrong. You meant someone's gonna be live telling me all the stupid shit. I say that.
Lance:Imagine we do a hot takes anime episode and people are just gonna be ripping us apart.
Javier:And I'm like, actually, that'd be a good thing to do because we could get a mix of that's the good thing about bringing these two together. We can get a mix of both worlds. Uh our stupidity and y'all's stupidity.
Lance:I mean, that was always like that I have no expert talent whatsoever. Are we not stupid? No, no, no.
Javier:Like um, like, you know, obviously the metal music, metal slash music, slash anime crowd.
Tim:That was always the uh the thought process, though. Like whenever I was I initially talked to Lance about that, I was like, dude, we talk about movies, we talk about music, we talk about TV shows or whatever. We don't talk that much about anime because I'm not that, you know, into that world. Yeah. But um why not actually join forces a little bit and and and make some of the stuff happen?
A bunch of people:Yeah, which is ironic because a lot of times we start off talking a lot about live TV in our anime section, anyway. And then when you're on, we talk about metal, and I'm in the corner like I like hard stuff. I like throwdown.
Tim:I like to get hard. Yeah. Um, so like in in true emo in true emo fashion.
Lance:Um I expect that kind of comment from him. And coming from you, it's so weird. I'm running on like low, like no sleep right now. I'm running off a lot of Tylenol. Oh my gosh. So tell me uh what are we what are we watching right now? What's everybody watching?
A bunch of people:Uh so you're all I'm sorry. Go for it.
Lance:No, I'm excited. Uh it's been what, like two months since we talked about this?
A bunch of people:Uh burning through Fishman Island in one piece. I'm like halfway through it. Uh well I I I I got to rewatch you starting to re-watch it again? No, no, no. I I I kind of I I I I I burn through like two arcs.
Javier:Yeah.
A bunch of people:Like two very big arcs, and then there's like a little mini arc when they come back from the time skip. And then I mean you've seen it.
Javier:Is that Fishman?
A bunch of people:He has not seen Fishman.
Javier:I'm I started to rewatch it again. What Fishman is. I am where uh shit. You might be thinking of Arlong part.
Lance:He's thinking of Arlong.
Javier:Arlong part, yeah.
A bunch of people:Yeah, no, there's like a whole 200 episode arc where they go actually to the Fishman where Arlong's from.
New Funky Panther Intro/Outro:Okay.
A bunch of people:Like halfway through that. Uh it's pretty fucking long.
Lance:Um super long.
A bunch of people:Uh it's okay so far. I know it'll get better. Um, I watched Don and On season two.
Javier:Oh, Dunda Dun.
Lance:Don Dun. Dunedun. I thought you said down and out. I was like, what the fuck is Dunedon on season two? It's like my favorite Shonen right now. I liked it a lot.
A bunch of people:Like, I know every season or while there's like a new anime that comes out, like Frerean and whatever, like, oh, this is like the hot thing. Like, like, what's the other one? Gachiakuru?
Lance:Gachiakuda.
A bunch of people:Yeah, I've been watching that too, and I'm like, like, this show is good, but watching this with Dundan makes it not that great because Domadon is so fucking good. Like, my favorite episodes of Domadon are the episodes where nothing happens. Like the slice of life episodes, where I'm just like, they're just characters just like in high school, like dealing with bullshit drama and on my.
Lance:When they went to the the fucking uh hot springs. Yeah. Yeah, that episode was really funny. And it's just like so fucking phenomenal.
A bunch of people:Uh I've only seen like four episodes. You should.
Lance:Oh, it's so fucking good. You yeah. This is that is like your show.
A bunch of people:Once you meet the fourth of the main characters, you're like, alright, this show is just the greatest thing ever. Because every new character gets introduced and you hate them.
Speaker 8:Yeah.
A bunch of people:And then they have their little mini arc, and then they come back from that, and then you're just like, oh no, I fucking love them. You're so wholesome. Every single fucking one of them. Yeah.
Javier:Sounds like Tokyo Revengers.
A bunch of people:No, it's actually good though.
Tim:It's just Tokyo Revengers is just a lot of crime. Yeah, a lot of whining.
Javier:I'll go back in time.
Tim:At some point, I will start watching anime again.
Javier:You've seen Attack on Titan. You've seen Attack on Titan, you've seen Chainsaw Man, you've seen Cowboy Breaking.
Tim:I haven't watched uh Attack on Titan all the way. Like, I haven't, I'm not anywhere near.
Lance:He's like, like, I think you got like two seasons through though, right?
Tim:No, I got like I got like into like the fourth season.
A bunch of people:Oh, like he's fourth season part one, because there's like four parts to it. Yeah. Yeah, we'll see. I think you're like third, you're like halfway through.
Lance:You're you're you're almost there.
Tim:Yeah, if you're on the final season, you're like halfway through the whole show. No, uh uh You watched Cowboy Bebop. Cowboy Bebop, I watched all the way through. Chainsaw Man. Chainsaw Man's by far my favorite anime I've ever watched.
A bunch of people:Too bad they only it's about to be on the show. It's about to be on too. So I'm looking forward to that. I keep hearing Demon Slayer's phenomenal. Yeah. I heard it's like it's everyone's saying like go see it in theaters, it's just so pretty, and I'm like, eh. Like I went.
Lance:And then I gotta like go to a theater.
A bunch of people:Yeah, I'm like, I kind of do that. Yeah, I don't either. I haven't been to the movies. Actually, I've been to the movies a lot.
Tim:Coming from the chat real quick, did y'all see what Funky Picnic is turning into? No, we we I have not.
Javier:Isn't it the uh I do know that uh you never went to Funky Picnic? What the fuck is it? It was uh it was a brewery, it was a brewery pub.
Tim:Where? It was over uh you know what?
A bunch of people:Down the street from Hop Fusion? Yeah. What's Hot Fusion?
Tim:Hop Fusion's a brewery on Bryan Avenue. It was it was literally right down the street, across the street from Cocoa Shrimp, basically.
Lance:Yeah, yeah. Oh, where Black Cat was next door, yeah.
A bunch of people:He said a restaurant, he said cocoa shrimp. Like now I know what we're talking. Yeah, Cocoa Shrimp fucking rules. Yeah, funky cat. Relate your your alcohol place to food.
Tim:Dude, funky picnic was Funky Picnic was a was they had some great food. They had some killer food. The problem is that uh COVID just they could they never recovered. No, I have no idea what's going on over there. What's that saying? Boca.
Javier:Boca is making it Mexican and Italian fusion, they wanna.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Javier:I mean, uh there's uh the other sushi place over there that opened up where the old black cat was that I want to check out. But I got sick and hadn't been able to check why.
Tim:Well, yeah, the pizza place at Haim is Oh, uh One Trick Pony. Yeah. Yeah.
A bunch of people:I haven't I like Pi Five. I like very small on Pi Five lately. I don't even know what it is.
Tim:Real simple. It's a you make your own pie. Yeah, it's like a little bit of a Chipotle with pizza.
A bunch of people:Yeah, it's like a blaze.
Javier:Or a mod or whatever.
Tim:Yeah, exactly.
Javier:Yeah.
Lance:Uh what have you been watching, Lance? Um I've been, you know, I'm trying I'm trying to get watching more horror movies again. Yeah. Uh like Pretty Woman or uh Showgirls. Fucking Showgirls. Exactly. Actually, I did. I watched Showgirls yesterday, right before bed. Almost couldn't go to sleep. Some good horror movies, I said before. Um, I watched Hereditary for the first time. Oh, never. I'm never gonna watch that.
Tim:It's never it's it's weird.
Lance:It's not that good. I don't think it's scary. I don't think it's scary either, which you know how much I'm afraid of scary movies.
A bunch of people:Yeah, everyone compared it to like oh, if you like mother, you're like hereditary, and I'm like, I really like mother. I did not like hereditary. Mother was good.
Lance:Hereditary was just like super confusing at the end. I don't know what the fuck happened.
Tim:Yeah, Jesse won't watch Hereditary.
Lance:She's not missing it at all. I don't think so. I I would rather watch Midsummer like four times in a row than watch Hereditary ever again.
Tim:The Wicker Man should have been.
Lance:You always say Wickerman, OG or Nick Cage Wickerman. No, I mean like the OG. So not the OG. OG's from like the 70s. Yeah. It's old as shit.
Tim:No, I I never saw that one. But the Nick Cage one, I mean, it was good, but it wasn't.
Javier:It wasn't. I also confused the entire scene. It was entertaining, but it wasn't good. Him yelling in a big ol' effigy was the funniest part. I thought it was a comedy.
Tim:It is Nick Cage, so everything he does. Because of uh that that scene right there, if you watch um A21 films, uh not yeah, the A2 films. A twenty four films are good. Slender no no. What is that? No, not Slender Man, uh the where he's the clown.
Lance:I know, not it?
Tim:No, or he's like a the Wait, who are we talking about? Nick Cage plays that creepy ass dude from that A24 movie.
A bunch of people:Oh, with the with the the FBI lady. Oh yeah, I watched that.
Lance:Fuck. That movie was good. He wasn't a clown, but I don't know. He wasn't a clown, but he was creepy though.
A bunch of people:It was uh fuck, what is that movie called? I didn't like it. I liked it a lot. I did not. I was so disappointed. So weird. Like Nick Cage was in it for all of like 10 fucking minutes.
Lance:Yeah, but he fucking stole the shit.
Tim:The scream that he does, I was just like, oh yeah. That's fucking insane. That's a quintessential display.
Lance:As soon as I heard him laughing, I was like, that sounds like Nick Cage.
A bunch of people:Like when I was first watching, I was kind of confused and I was like, so insane take this stupid.
Lance:A24 films are not garbage.
Javier:They're amazing.
Tim:Insane take. They're amazing movies. I think there are some A-24s that are garbage.
Javier:Moonlight Maiden of Crockers.
Tim:But a lot of them are good. Fuck Moonlight. Uh man, uh Warfare.
Javier:What? I said it was good. Oh, I think you said fuck Moonlight. No, I said fuck Moonlight was good. Okay. Warfare was great.
Tim:Warfare was great. That was a great idea.
Lance:Midsummer is great. Green Green Knight, and you'd be like, Green of the Group.
Javier:Green Groom. I mean shit.
Speaker 8:Yeah.
Javier:That was and also my favorite card of Moonlight was when they beat Lala Land because fuck Lala Land. Your trip and Lala Land was good. It was not good. Dude, that was so entertaining. It's just like Gilmore Girls with other adults and more white people dancing. It was like the artist meets Gilmore. No, basically. We've watched Gilmore Girls every day pretty much for like two years, I feel like.
Lance:Gilmore Girls does not suck.
Javier:Gilmore Girls doesn't suck, but Rory Gilmore's a cunt. I will say that with my chest out. She's a real cunt. As a matter of fact, you know there's a series called Zach Morris is trash? Um. Like on the internet, it's like Zack Morris is trash about all the shitty things he's done. I want to do one about Rory Gilmore, about how.
A bunch of people:Rory's a daughter, right?
Javier:Yeah.
Lance:Okay. You could do, you could do it. You should do it.
Javier:They're both named Loreline.
Lance:Green Room did not suck, Jesse.
Javier:Which one? Green Room?
Lance:I'm reading the chat. They're saying some crazy shit.
Javier:Which one's Green? Green room.
Lance:Green Room was with the fucking.
Javier:Yeah, no, Green Room was good about that. That was so good. That was about Patrick Stewart. They were the Nazis. They were Nazis and the crazy. Oh, you mean apt pupil in 2024?
A bunch of people:The punk bands. Yeah. So everyone's issuing the green room, was like, everyone acted like an idiot in that movie. And it's like, yeah, they were fucking stressed out, and like the Nazis, why would you want them to be smart? The whole point is that they were dumb. And then the band was in a situation they didn't know what to do, so they made dumb decisions because in real world, if you were being attacked by a fucking bunch of neo-Nazis, you'd probably do some stuff.
Tim:Could you imagine though, like, okay, as a punk band, like we we are a band, right? And we're we get a show that shit fucks you know, shit gets fucked up, and we have to go play another show, and some dude's like, yeah, oh yeah, I know a place, and we show up, and that's what we're given. Like, I mean, you got two white guys that are gonna be just fine. I'll be okay. You guys are gonna be fucked.
Lance:But I'm just glad I'll go first.
Tim:Like, I can't imagine, like probably. I started to put myself in their shoes, and I'm like, dude, I can't imagine like rolling up and like you strolling there. It's like, oh, this is that kind of to be fair.
Lance:They also did say they did play Nazi punks. Fuck off. They did. They were asking for it. Well, yeah, yeah.
Javier:Um, that sounds like it reminded me of fuck. What were we just talking about? Say what you just said. Oh, yeah. Uh Peacemaker, season two. You watch Peacemaker. No, no.
A bunch of people:I was like, did anyone say that? No. No. No.
Javier:No, no, I was thinking about Nazis. Oh yeah. I think I just spoiled something. No, anyways.
A bunch of people:It is, yeah, yeah. I haven't watched any Peacemaker.
Javier:But you know what? Rory Gilmore is a like privileged little bitch. Oh, we back to Gilmore. Gilmore girls. I'm gonna talk about. There's literally She's the worst. She's like, there's a me? There's a thing called Rory Gilmore syndrome, where like the first child like gets criticized once and they like crash out and like think that everything is against them, and oh my rich grandparents will bail me out.
Lance:It's a little ironic coming from you and you love gossip girls.
Javier:I love gossip girls.
Lance:Right. That sentence you just said is crazy coming from a Gossip Girl fan. Look, man, because they are all shitheads. Every single person in that show sucks.
A bunch of people:Yeah, but it's different. They're supposed to be shitty in Gossip Girl. Not all of them.
Tim:I don't think Rory's supposed to be shitty. Not all of them are shitty. I don't think she's supposed to be. Yeah, she's not supposed to be.
A bunch of people:She just comes off. But it's also hindsight, you know what I mean? Because like at the time, beloved, it's one of those things like, oh, ten years later, later we look back and this character sucks. But it's like at the time, like we weren't that termally online hypercritical of like Shell's like I he talks about me all the time. I am way overly critical of things that I'm just like. And then I'll talk about something he's like, that was ass, like I'll just turn my brain off. And he's like, why do you do this other thing? Like, I don't know, I didn't like it. I will say critique the shit out of it for no reason.
Javier:The final thing I will say about Gilmore Girls, there's an episode where they're talking about The Ling I'll say, the last thing I'll say. Um there's an episode where they talk about, oh, well, she's in Yale, obviously, right? If you've seen it. Um, spoilers. Yeah. But um, no, the grandma's not the villain, she's actually a G. Um there's an ep there's a sentence, she says, Oh, we were talking about how whenever we finish college, the Simpsons won't be on the air anymore. And I'm like thinking, no, it's still on the air.
A bunch of people:I mean, they didn't know that at the time when you recorded it.
Javier:Anyways, yes.
Lance:Oh, I'll have to say I was watching scary movies this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A bunch of people:Sorry, sorry. I'll do one real quick. Neither of us got through our whole F. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I said like two things I was watching.
Javier:Uh uh Lincoln Lawyer, great show. Three seasons.
Lance:You want a show that sucks, but it'll like it's really fun to watch when you're probably not when you're sober, though.
Javier:Ghost stories.
Lance:Uh I mean that's just amazing. No, that's amazing. Uh Fire Country. It's a show on ABC. It's fucking terrible. Jordan and I have been watching it. We'd get highs, hell, and then watch it. Is that why you watch it? Is because you're high? Yeah. I I'm tr at this point we're trying to figure out how it's been renewed for four seasons. Because it's I mean, didn't Yellowstone get four seasons? Yellowstone's actually good. It's a good show. Yeah. I didn't watch the last season. This is like it feels like they were in the brighter's room trying to think of how crazy they could push the storyline before they cancel the show.
A bunch of people:Like we're just gonna do some stupid.
Lance:We're gonna make this so wildly unrealistic that we're gonna see if they care.
Javier:You mean like the last season of How I Met Your Mother?
Lance:No, well, no, because they're firefighters. So it's no what?
A bunch of people:Different show, but how you meant like how bad the last season, how many of us get this?
Lance:I mean it was trash, but it wasn't that wildly unrealistic. It seems like a Ted move to while even you know, while his wife's dead body is still warm to move on straight back to Robin with his dumbass. Ah, spoiler!
Tim:No.
Lance:If you don't know by now, there's no point.
Tim:Yeah, okay. So I've been re- I I started re-watching Weeds.
A bunch of people:Oh, yeah.
Tim:Yes, but it is I I swear it's fucking it's m it's a it's a comedy version or more of a dramedy version of Breaking Bad.
Lance:The person that said A24 sucks likes fire country, so that's that fucking trap.
A bunch of people:I mean, I kind of respect it. Like you just know I like shit stuff, it's okay. It's okay.
Javier:She said it brings me in the bear and the and Tulsa King are phenomenal. I gotta watch that.
Tim:Now I'm questioning how I feel. I've never seen any of those. Tulsa King's good.
A bunch of people:If you like uh if you like a good like kind of like everyone says because I like Landman that I like Tulsa King. I don't think it's not. Just because it's the same writer. Yeah, but I don't like it.
Lance:It's the same guy that did fucking Yellowstone and all this other shit.
Tim:But they're just like, you know, one of those things like, oh, I like this Artur, so if you like one thing he does, you like all of it, and I'm like, if you uh so the premise behind Tulsa King is like this washed up fucking gangster gets out of jail basically, and then he ends up establishing the mob in fucking Tulsa, Oklahoma. And he gets like the most like fucked up people to be part of his crew, and it's just like a thing like it's just like a haphazard put-together thing, and then somehow stuff happens and works out for him. It's a good, it's a good show. It is solid. I I'm not a big Stallone fan.
A bunch of people:You did not sell the show to me at all.
Tim:I'm not I'm not a Stallone fan. Like I can't stand the dude. I think he I I don't like how he talks, I don't like his persona, but I really like him in this because it's like he's playing himself, I feel. Like a caricature of himself. And it's really it's actually really good. I'm like, Stallone's actually got some chops.
Lance:Didn't think so in Rocky. No! I hated Rocky.
Javier:Oh man! I like him hot take.
Tim:I like the expend I like him in the Expendables. The Expendables is a terrible movie.
A bunch of people:But it's so But that is just like that, like it's a good, bad movie. Yeah, it's one of those like, hey, remember 80s action movies? We're just doing that over and over again.
Tim:Uh it's a popcorn movie. Yeah. You can put it on, eat some popcorn, not even pay attention to it.
Javier:They made Gently gay and uh Gently and uh Arnold Schwarzenegger. They made them gay. They weren't a couple. They're they're a couple. I don't mean it like that. In the movie, at the end, they're like, oh honey, you're in expendables?
Lance:Yes. Which one? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We watch it. I believe that that happened, but definitely not in the last one.
A bunch of people:I've definitely seen the first three, and I don't remember.
Javier:Someone corrected me on the chat. Yes.
A bunch of people:Also, I realize now that I'm watching trying to read this chat, I definitely don't know. They're still talking about Gilmore Girls subscription. Perscription. Yeah, prescription, yeah.
Javier:Dean was a villain, Logan sucks, Jess was the best, Rory's a That half a white claw I have today is just throwing me off my game.
New Funky Panther Intro/Outro:Okay. Okay.
Tim:But back on weeds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm watching it and I'm like, this is just it's it's breaking bad. That's all it is. And we you realize, like, because she starts off with it, she's just trying to, you know, supply money for her family, take care of her family, right? And then it becomes all about her. The only difference is the only difference is it's no longer like in Breaking Bad, at least, like, everybody gets out and it's just like he he's the fuck up at the end, you know. She's taking everybody with her, and they're all following along because they're fucking stupid. But it's good.
A bunch of people:I I forgot how much I'm older than Breaking Bad, so wouldn't Breaking Bad just be like, Yeah, yeah, no, they're they're the same, yeah.
Tim:It's just the same moves.
A bunch of people:I mean, I like Weeds, but also Weeds that show where like the main character and that I like shows like the main character is shitty and they're written, and like the the way it's directed lets you know, like, yeah, you this is not a good person. Yeah. You're following them as a protagonist, but you're not rooting for them as a hero. And they don't try to like make you before.
Tim:Whereas I rooted for Walter White the entire time because I thought Skylar was a bitch. She sucks. Oh my god.
A bunch of people:I never really like got the Skylar hate that much because I'm like, this dude's selling math. Like, like she's pregnant and she's selling meth. Like, I'm not saying being a bit of a big thing.
Javier:She was a bitch that cheated on Walter who gave the money that he had hidden that was supposed to save them to the asshole boss so that way he can buy a boat or some dumb shit. Remember?
A bunch of people:Dude, I wasn't like a huge fan of her, but like I didn't like hate like I remember there was like hatred for her, and I was like, Yeah, she's a shitty character, but like this dude's selling meth. Like, this dude's killing people. Like, we're comparing what he's doing with the show.
Javier:Name another universally hated character, though.
Lance:Like uh the fuck King Joffrey. Oh Joffrey. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Fuck that, dude. That ruined that ruined his career. So apparently, because they interviewed him because he's in this new uh House of Guinness show. Oh, I need to watch that. He's they asked him if that was why he took time off, and he said no. I just happened to want to like live a normal life for a little while. He went to school, he got a degree, he became a normal person, and now he's back acting. People screamed at him. People screamed at fucking streets. Dude, I played Anakin Skywalker. Yeah. Uh Christian Christian. No, the other one, the Aden Christmas. Hayden Christensen. Yeah. Yeah. No more white clocks. They both did. I love it. They both got yelled at a lot. One of them's in like jail or whatever now.
Javier:It was a good fucking show. Great fucking show. Did people say that I wasn't good? No, I was just saying because Hayden Christensen was in that.
Lance:Well, he's I think people are like appreciate him now.
Javier:Oh, have you seen Jumper? Yeah.
Lance:Great fucking movie.
A bunch of people:So I like Jumper, and I remember like watching reviews and everyone shit on that movie, and I was like, Did we watch the same movie? I was like, I thought that was a joy but like I it was very entertaining. Yeah, I thought it was good. Like Samuel Jackson was super hammy, like the movie didn't take itself super seriously. I felt at least, and I'm like, I'm watching reviews and I'm like, what the fuck was everyone else watching, dude? Like this was entertaining. The dude literally teleports a car in traffic to get around and like this dude, I could teleport halfway around the world, but no, I'm just gonna teleport myself through traffic instead of just teleporting where I'm going. Just the dumbest shit everywhere.
Tim:But that's the stuff that like you would do. Like if let's just say that you had you couldn't just teleport, you know, straight into your office or whatever. Like you can't do that, like, but you can teleport like you're in a vehicle and you gotta commute. Yeah. Hell yeah, I'm gonna use it to my advantage.
A bunch of people:And but the thing is he can do both, but he chooses to for fun.
Tim:And I'm like, yeah, it's like playing around, you know what I mean? It's like if you were a ghost and you could just walk through walls. I mean, I'd be walking through walls all the time. Yeah.
Javier:Hell yeah. It'd be like uh scare college moon. Yeah, I'd go like half a wall. I'd be going into like locker room. No, it's that's even worse. That's even worse. Like, I'm like when you're in high school. Yeah, that's the dream, right? To be a ghost, to face through walls, to get into the room. Yeah, but what is it as a women's locker room? Because you want to see the dongs kind of flipping and twirling. For comparative purposes. But you can you can look at that now.
Lance:I want a ghost dog.
Javier:You're a man. But you go to jail for that, though. Oh yeah. It's front of them. Don't go into locker rooms that you're not supposed to go to, and don't record at the gym. Because that's illegal.
A bunch of people:I just want this dude to like be around me on a mic one time and just not incriminate himself. Just one time. It's not gonna happen.
Javier:What's the statute of limitations on murder?
Tim:This man can never be able to tell you. You can't run for any type of office. Oh no.
Lance:Well, no. Well, uh I was like, I don't know. Well, I don't know. I did he did he's Mexican though. That only works.
Javier:There was a time where I would go back to my Twitter account and like type in like key phrases and delete them. You know, like uh Nazis or, you know, because the current president who's he loves Nazis and stuff like that. You delete old shit, right? Or you just delete the whole county, period. Because I mean Kevin Hart got screwed over for being funny. You know, he couldn't host the Graham Emmys or something.
Tim:The Graham Emmys? The Graham Emmys?
Javier:What what did Kevin Hart do? He said funny things that were funny back then. But you know.
Tim:Did you see uh did you see Cam Patterson was on the SNL?
Lance:Yes, yes. He wanted to say the N-word so bad. He did.
Tim:He asked specifically the whole like uh I like rocks, but I'm not retarded.
Lance:Yeah, that guy. He says I'm not I'm not retarded, but I like rocks. I have no idea who that is. He's just a black dude from Florida. Okay.
Tim:He's from Orlando, not to be confused with Kissimmee, because there was a whole thing about like air. Everybody thinks that Disney is in Orlando and he's like, it's not, it's a Kitsimi. I mean, I know that. Yeah. But he's like going off the ball.
Lance:I thought it was in Lakeland, so I don't know either way.
Tim:Anyways, he he he's funny. He was great in SNL. So why didn't he say the N-word? Oh, because they get fined. Really? For saying the N-word? Yeah.
Javier:I think he did as good as uh what's his Pete Davidson did on his first episode. Because Pete Davidson's first episode was on weekend update, and it was like ask a millennial, you know? Yeah. Pretty rough.
A bunch of people:And but it was Wait, was he on did he like do like the little sidebar thing for the news report shit with Michael Shea and Call of Justice? Okay. Okay, I know you're talking about, yeah. Yeah, I thought that's a good thing. That's the only thing I watch in SNL is those two. That's the only part of it I think that's funny. I did watch it.
Tim:And I only watch them whenever they're doing like the racist shit back and forth.
Lance:Oh my god, when they write each other's holiday ones. Oh my god. I love that. It's it's gold. It's comedy, right? Michael's a menace with those.
A bunch of people:Every couple of months I'll go on the SNL like YouTube channel and I'll just look up the weekend reports and I'll go through all those, and that's the only thing I watch.
Tim:Yeah. Michael Che he it's because he can. He's got he is allowed to do that. Be a menace. Yeah. And it specifically. And Colin cannot. No. I mean, he tries.
Javier:But him just like saying those jokes are not going to be a good thing.
A bunch of people:I mean, it kind of works for them too, you know. Yeah.
Javier:But then Che's like, whoa! Man!
A bunch of people:I've always liked Che's stand-up. Yeah, we need to check him out on Weekend. I've never seen a stand-up. Oh, it's pretty much solid, but it's pretty fucking good.
Javier:The video I like the most of Che is the one where he's confronting Kanye about what he said on stage. Oh, my backstage one? Yeah. He's like, we fucking love you, man. Like, why are you gonna do this? Like, you have a chance to be on a bigger platform to have your voice heard and be a better person, but you're you're the way you're acting to us and everybody. Anyways, I had a lot of respect for him. But this weekend was a good episode because Bad Bunny uh was on it. Uh we watched half of it. I think it was a good episode. I don't respect Bad Bunny. He's not a US leader.
Tim:Well, I was gonna ask you, like, so what's your what's your take on Bad Bunny?
Javier:Yeah, what is your take specifically? Me being a clearly Puerto Rican. I mean, we were all alike, right? We all want to meet. Y'all speak the different kind of Spanish, don't you? Do you speak Spanish? I do, yeah. I mean, you can barely tell with my white look. You don't like he speaks Spanish. I'm great at code switching. I will say I'm great at code switching because there are times where But he only talks, he only he only speaks Mexican.
Tim:He only talks Spanish.
Javier:He only talks talks Mexican with his family.
Tim:Yeah, that's the only time you're gonna hear it. He's not gonna talk to any of us if we spoke Spanish.
Javier:It's only whenever you get the oh, he's one of the good ones. That's where he kind of draws the line almost. Are you saying that I what? I've never said that. No, um, me personally, I I I don't listen to his music. I am a fan of his because you cannot you cannot call him, you can't say he's not an American if you have Stone Cold Steve Austin in one of your music videos, or you go to WWE and wrestle, you know. Is that what is at the line? Like on the US American.
A bunch of people:Not the fact that he's born in Puerto Rico.
Javier:American dream of the hillbilly is that's not what I thought he was gonna say. Stone Cold, Steve Austin.
Tim:I was like, where's the stone cold thing going? There's nothing more American than wrestling on WWE.
Javier:Or music video is Stone Cold. Yeah. I mean, come on.
Tim:I don't listen to his music either. I don't have a problem with him being in the in the halftime show. I'm sure he's gonna put on a good halftime show.
Javier:Yeah, yeah.
Tim:Um I thought he was hilarious. No, y'all didn't you didn't like uh the ha the Happy Gilmore 2.
Lance:I did not. It was fine.
Tim:I liked it. It was just a bunch of calls like so bad. All it was was just a bunch of call breaks.
Lance:I haven't seen it. It was an excuse for cameos.
A bunch of people:Yeah, yeah. I want to bring all my friends and do this again. Yeah.
Tim:If you just go at it with that mindset, it's fine. It's still very well you want to watch it. Yeah. It's very bad. But he did. I thought he was great in that. He was funny. I love the man.
Lance:Certain people like were really good in it, but the movie as a whole was still.
A bunch of people:Yeah, I liked it in bullet trained. I didn't know who he was until Bullet Train. Like, I'd heard the name, but I'd never seen his face. And then I remember watching it like a Baboni. And then, like, when it was doing like his whole white thing, I was like, isn't that dude Puerto Rican?
Javier:He played a Mexican. Yeah. He played a Mexican. How dare you bullet train producers? Well, they didn't have any Mexicans available that they could use.
A bunch of people:I'm sorry, they had a use Hector.
Lance:Oh, the dude got Hector in everything he's ever been in.
Javier:I got a last name, but I don't know how to spell it.
A bunch of people:But I mean the dude was huge, so it made sense why they put him in the movie.
Javier:Yeah. Um, I think people that are saying, like, uh that other small douchebag in uh Congress was like, they need to put Lee Greenwood. I'm like, bitch, shoot the guy who sang uh I'm proud to be an American? Yeah, proud to be an American. At least I know a Canadian version of that song too. They did. I think it made one for Iceland also. I didn't know about that one. Yeah, I'm proud about that. I saw it on Reddit. I'm proud to be aware.
A bunch of people:I think it was on like last week tonight or something, and people were talking about it on Reddit. Yeah, you're right. And I was like, oh, that's a real thing. So I had to go. I went back and watched the episode and then looked it up, like, oh, he really did do this. I gotta look that up.
Javier:But I mean, the the ignorance of people to say, well, they need to take his visa away and you know this and that, and I'm just like, I'm I'm bewildered of the ignorance and stupidity of some Americans. Uh, this is then Dallas Star.
Lance:You're surprised Winnipeg won. Yes. You're you're surprised that that people are this dumb. Look who they voted into office, my guy.
Tim:Uh what gets me is like nobody can it seems like the only way that the masses I don't know if we can say the masses, but the people with the loudest voices on on social media is if we got like kid rock and five-fingered death punch.
Lance:And a whole bottle of Tylenol. And put them on. And uncircumcised. Oh, yeah. Don't the circumcised guys appear a new thing? Yeah. Yeah. I can't I can't keep on. Swear to God, he's it came it happened today. He said that they're twice. A circumcision, an early circumcision mixed with a mom that took Tylenol. Autism.
Tim:Autism.
Lance:But I have both, so that was like that.
A bunch of people:That defines everything about me then. Yeah. Now I know why I'm Australian. I've been wondering. God bless my auntie.
Javier:God bless it.
Tim:Yeah, it's just um I there's no way that you're gonna make it. You can't make when it comes down like the Super Bowl and like the halftime shows, you can't make everybody happy. That's like that's just how it's gonna be.
Lance:I mean certain people are mad literally every year, so yeah.
A bunch of people:But it's like that's it's one of those things where like they're just like, who's the biggest artist right now that'll really like, which makes sense, who's gonna get us the biggest buzz? Like last year it's like, hey, who's really big in the media right now that will both one get a lot of attention for the right reason and two piss a lot of people off and also draw attention? Right. Let's pick that person. And be like, oh, it worked really well for the black guy. Let's pick someone brown this time and see what happens. That's just r I mean it's like rage baiting.
Tim:I'm just waiting for the mandate that it says like it comes down like you can't broadcast any of his stuff if unless it's one the person we choose.
Javier:Oh, that idiot just signed a proclamation to call it Columbus Day. Columbus Day is only called Columbus Day, not Indigenous People's Day.
Lance:But fuck Columbus, dude.
Javier:Fuck that guy.
A bunch of people:I gotta be all on that one. I'm kinda like, whatever gets me a day off of work. You can call whatever the fuck you want. Y'all get days off, I don't get that shit. It's like Black History Month, and I'm like, I don't really know a lot of black people that genuinely care.
Tim:Well, you don't get the you don't get it like once you're out of school, huh? I said you don't get the whole month off. For February? Bro, Jordan. So I don't fuck care about it.
A bunch of people:Jordan's Martin Luther King Day because I get out of the way.
Lance:Bro, Jordan had to work on MLK Day every time, and I was like, that's crazy. I'm off work and you're working?
A bunch of people:I've I've only been off for Juneteenth since like it became a federal holiday once. Ever. Only once I've been off for June. I've worked every other one. Remember our first one? They called us you we they called us in the work to let us know that hey, Juneteenth is a new federal holiday, which means it's an off day. But we're still working. We're like, oh, why the fuck are you thinking you stopped me from working to tell me to get my ass back to work? Cool. Thanks. Glad we had this talk.
Tim:Yeah.
Javier:So thoughts on Bad Bunny? What do you want? Good, bad, I think it's good.
A bunch of people:I love Bad Bunny, so I think it'll be fine. I think he is an okay actor in the one movie I saw him in, but I've never heard one of his. I I just know his music is Spanish, and I'm like, It's a vibe though, dude.
Lance:Yeah, and he's really funny.
Tim:Every time he's on SNL, he's so funny. Yeah, I think I mean I think he's funny, and again, like it is a vibe. You don't have to listen, you don't have to like um understand what he's saying exactly or anything. Yeah, but he does have a good flow.
A bunch of people:So I don't really like reggaeton. I like actual rap. So is it just that he raps in Spanish? Because like that Pitbull style shit. You mean like daddy Yankee Pro magazine?
Lance:He's not even rapping.
A bunch of people:He's not even really rapping. Because someone told me he's basically like the Puerto Rican Drake, and I was like, well, I'll never listen to that. That's what someone told me basically what it is. Imagine Drake was still good.
Javier:And a not a predator, right?
Lance:Well, that probably was always the thing.
Tim:I could see it like not in his music, but just like comparing like um that like super stardom where Drake was. Bad bunnies is.
A bunch of people:Well, he was saying like his style of music. Oh was like the sing songy kind of rapping. Sure.
Lance:Yeah, sure. I can't think of another art. I don't know. I honestly dude, I would it's hard for me to describe. I would just listen to one song.
A bunch of people:I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna go home and listen to you not going to.
Tim:That's okay. Yeah, you gotta s you gotta send him a link. And then he may and he may listen to it. I mean he might not even still listen to it.
A bunch of people:No, if you sent me a link, I'll check out a song or two. I'll I'll definitely check out a song or two.
Javier:All I gotta say is if you don't like Bad Bunny, you've never eaten ass.
Lance:I don't know if that's true, but I don't know. I think it's okay. Probably that. Yeah. I mean, some people. You ain't live. Yeah, it is kind of weird. Like shit with corners? Yeah. It was all the Tylenol.
Javier:Oh my god.
A bunch of people:I just imagine you would bleed every time if you had a square. Yeah, that'd be rough.
Javier:Oh my god. But your butthole's stretchy, so.
A bunch of people:Yeah, you're still gonna catch like a kernel in the corner at some point. It's gonna be up.
Lance:They say that a whole raccoon can go up there.
A bunch of people:Gross. Yeah, they say a lot of things about your asshole that I don't need to know about myself.
Lance:Alright, so uh about anybody's asshole, not just mine. So we never I've never tried.
Javier:We literally didn't have anything planned for this episode, but literally great.
Tim:But uh okay, so I I did want to ask questions because we're we're all here and we've all been to uh Chacho's. Chacho's nachos, yes. Chacho's nachos.
Javier:So yeah, oh fuck.
Tim:So I was told, I was told I messed up by not getting the nachos.
A bunch of people:Yeah. You go to Chachos for the nachos. The nachos are pretty fire.
Lance:Obviously, we know why I don't get the nachos. You always well see, I was just going pretty much off what you said.
A bunch of people:But I but the tacos are fucking fire. So I I've heard their nachos are good. I haven't had their nachos in fucking since I was like 13, 14, so literally like 20 years. So I I can't probably more than that.
New Funky Panther Intro/Outro:Oh god.
A bunch of people:So anyways, I haven't had their nachos in like yeah.
Tim:I want to know, is San Antonio like would you drive there for a day? Dude, I would to go. You've done it before, okay.
A bunch of people:I've done it multiple times. I've driven to Corpus for a day, bro. We've literally driven to Corpus, stopped in San Antonio, got chaos, went down to the beach, hung out for like an hour or two, got a hotel with our window open so we could sleep with the sun of the ocean, got up in the morning, hit chachos on the way back, and drove home. That sounds like a little bit.
Lance:I remember that.
Tim:Okay. So that's is that the furthest that you would go to have chaos?
A bunch of people:Bro, I lived in Washington. I will drive as far as my car will take me without blowing up in a day. Without any doubt in my mind.
Tim:Oh, for food? Yeah, for food for a day.
A bunch of people:Like it. I mean, I'll I'll I'll plan to do something else while I'm there, but like when in Washington, like a lot of people tell you, like, yeah, I will literally plan a day in Seattle just as excuse to go get food. Like I used to drive down there to get ramen from this place that I love. Yeah. And then I'd be like, I guess I'm in Seattle, so I'll do some shit.
Tim:You were up in La Moore, right? Or I've never been in Lamar. I've never been in Lamar.
Lance:We were in Oak Harbor.
Tim:Okay, so how far is that too?
Speaker 3:It's like what to Seattle?
Tim:Like two and a half, three hours of traffic. I have been dreaming of going back to uh Salt Lake City just to eat at the Red Iguana. Chad's gone multiple times. He's gone back there multiple times. Dude, the Red Iguana is the, in my opinion, I think it's the best Mexican food I've ever had. Salt Lake City, Utah? Salt Lake City, Utah.
A bunch of people:Okay, just making sure.
Javier:Is it Mexican or is it like Tex-Mex with Reddit?
A bunch of people:Hold the way, hold the fuck up! Where's she stationed in San Diego? No, no, no, no, no.
Tim:Oh, no, no, no.
Lance:Don't even don't don't do it. I don't like California.
Tim:I don't like California. Oh, you don't like real Mexican food. No, I don't like bottom. I don't like yeah. But no, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you.
Lance:Every throat is a different Mexican food. It's a hard it's a hard pill.
Tim:Hang on. I'm gonna tell you, like. Where the fuck are you going?
Lance:Where's my fucking? It's not Texas. Can you give me a sodi pop or something? Give me something with alcohol so I can fucking wash this bullshit about the safety.
Tim:Oh. Yeah, I have no soda. It's beer. You have Topo Chico.
Lance:Okay.
Tim:Is it just plain Topo Chico? Well, I'll probably put some tequila in this then.
A bunch of people:Um something bitch made, preferably.
Tim:So my my thing with uh ready iguana is the family moved like this Mexican family moves to to Salt Lake City for whatever reason. They decide that they don't have a restaurant that represents them and they want to they want their family to be able to eat and they want to bring their their food to the community. So it's like PF Chan. Oh dude, it's not a fucking Salt Lake City. So it is uh their their specialty is mole.
A bunch of people:I said it's so it's like PF Chang. Originally. That's what I was going with the whitewash. It started off being authentic.
Tim:But there's so there's so there they're their whole thing is mole. Is there tequila over there? Maybe. There's vodka. There's a fucking liquor up there. Or gin. There's gin. Just so I look through there. But the whole thing is mole. And so they make all these different types of mole for the different types of meats and stuff like that. Yeah, this tastes like beer. And their mole is probably the best. I mean, it I dream about it. And they sell it by the pint. Like the different types of mole. I have been wanting to go to Salt Lake City so bad. So Jesse and I have, like, she works, um she works on uh uh she'll have Sunday, Monday, Tuesday off. So every other week I have Monday, Tuesday off, so I just gotta take a Sunday off. I want to fucking fly up to see uh Salt Lake City just to eat there. Spend spend a day basically and then and then head back.
A bunch of people:I mean I could I respect that. Um I suppose. But I was also thinking about a shot?
Tim:I guess. I mean you gotta pour it.
Javier:First podcast shot.
Tim:I was also thinking about uh Chacho's nachos and how I think we should I should be down. I think we should just make a road trip down to San Antonio. I'd be down. We get up in the morning, we drive down there, we get there for lunch, we have lunch, we do some shit over in uh in San Antonio, and then uh we just drive back that same day. Yeah, we can spend the night or not. I'm down to it. Or spend the night that or spend the night and come back the next morning. Daddy, you had me at Chacho's.
Javier:My brother lives in San Antonio over here, free place to stay.
Lance:Why have not let's go like soon? Because I need that guisada. Oh, fuck me. That shit is so fucking all of it, dude.
Speaker 8:In my ass.
A bunch of people:I I I think that's why is he standing over? Why don't you just swing your leg around and remove it? You and this fucking mic, dude, are driving me goddamn crazy.
Tim:I think I think chaos would be the furthest that I would be willing to drive for from here that I know of, yeah. Yeah. Willing to drive from here to get get food.
A bunch of people:I mean, people drive to Bucky's all the time just to go to Bucky Station. And that's a fucking gas station. But people drive two and a half hours far hours for a gas station. I can drive far for some real food.
Lance:But now that I understand the hype of Chachos, I would do that at any point.
Javier:The thing about um Buckies is that before it blew up, it was somewhere like you had to plan a trip to go somewhere and then stop there on the way. Yeah, I mean we're gonna be.
A bunch of people:I've done that before because I remember Bucky's back in the day when it was just down south, and it was like, yeah, you're driving on 35, you're fucking oh look, there's a Bucky's, I'll stop and get a snack and get a brisket sandwich.
Lance:I don't know what I'm doing, man. I I'm not a bartender. Okay, well cheers. I'm a fucking sailor. Cheers. Cheers, boys!
Tim:You're not even that. True. True.
A bunch of people:That's my first shot in like almost like two years. That's not true. Well, the last time I had a shot. Shout out to Dang.
Lance:We did shots uh my birthday weekend.
A bunch of people:Shout out to Tim with PF flyers on.
Tim:That was last year. Okay, so let's let's let's let's get in the chat. What do we got going on in the check?
A bunch of people:That was my birthday.
Javier:I didn't do a shot. Lance isn't a sailor anymore. Lance isn't a sailor anymore. Let's run down the chat real quick. Tim, will you do the honors?
Tim:Alright, so somewhere out there, some hater will be uh salty and pissed off during the halftime show again. Yeah, I think that's that's gonna be a constant thing. We're never gonna I mean we're always gonna be dealing with that. Um it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what it's it's the same thing with like the award shows. You get like the awards ceremony ceremonies or whatever for music, and it's the whole thing with uh Beyoncé and the country artist thing it was a Beyonce album. I liked it. It was good, she was good, right? Um but people are pissed off that she she won that, right? Uh let's see.
Lance:Uh do y'all I had Skyline Julie last week.
Tim:Do we want limes? Do we want some limes with Skype?
A bunch of people:Skylone Julie is? I don't do limes with my tequila. I kind of like to let my tequila linger a little bit, honestly. I want it to hurt. I don't want that.
Lance:I never use lime.
A bunch of people:I if I do wrong, I appreciate the offering. I will say what I do like. I like uh squirt of lime in the shot directly, but not like as a chaser. But like when I used to drink uh 1800 pretty consistently, I would 1800 with a square. I would get like just the lime juice, and I would just put a squirt of lime juice in my shot.
Tim:So I don't think my I don't think I I don't think like you're uh whenever you're going through active recruiting, like you're supposed to go drinking with your recruiter. I did. Did you? Okay.
Lance:Yeah, mine was a square, so I went drinking with my my recruiter.
Tim:His name was His name was Jim Jones.
Javier:You mean the rapper or the murderer? The the cult leader.
Tim:The cult leader. Um his name was Jimmy Jones. Jimmy Jones.
A bunch of people:John Jones, you're right.
Tim:I got people mixed up a lot.
A bunch of people:They all they all looked the same.
Tim:I remember getting the I I was I I think I I think I just turned like I think I was just 21. And uh he handed me a we went to Don Pablo's, which is a Mexican restaurant used to be. Down the street from the recruiter's. And it we were I was with him and some other like sailors, and we were we decided we were gonna start doing shots. They hand me a shot of uh uh Jose Cuervo, and I just like fucking downed it with nothing.
Javier:He's like, Yeah, guys ever done poppers before?
Tim:That's what happened next, actually. No, it was like I just remember getting like I remember getting serious props for like not needing a chaser or making a face, and I was like, Well, I'm not a bitch.
A bunch of people:I'm fucking texing, baby.
Tim:And then you over here saying, like, yeah, I don't like to do lime. Yeah, me neither. If I'm gonna do a tequila shot, that's it.
A bunch of people:I also don't like chilled shots, which people always tell me weird. Like, I like specifically whiskey. I don't like chilled whiskey. I don't like chilled whiskey. It's like syrup. I like it if I'm gross. If I'm sipping it. Yeah, yeah, I'll do I'll do and uh and even then I'll I'll I won't do it chilled, I'll do it with ice. Yeah, yeah. But I'll drink it a little fast, but like I don't like chilled shots because it turns into like syrup, especially Jaeger.
Lance:Like Jaeger gets so fucking thick, it's like that's one where like I I I understand either side. No. Because like, I don't know, dude. It gets more thick. Which it gets cold. Yeah, but then sometimes you don't want it warm because it just like hurts. I mean it's gonna hurt either way, because Jaeger's fucking disgusting.
Tim:Have you seen the Orange Jaeger?
A bunch of people:No. I've heard it's really good. I've heard it's really good too. Yeah, but people like traditional Jaeger and they're fucking. Oh no, it's gross. I like Malort. People like Kraken, and Kraken's fucking disgusting.
Tim:One big pikey. He uh he's been doing this whole series of orange eager, so I'm gonna go try to find some.
Lance:Did you see the the latest one he did? He did fucking Green Monster, and then he he floated Guinness on top, and then he did a drop shot of the Orange Jaeger. Oh, man. He said it was amazing.
Javier:I love it. The Jameson Orange is delicious.
A bunch of people:I did go through a kick where I would do Surge with White Hennessy. Oh, it's fucking delicious. I can see that. It doesn't sound like a movie, but it is. I used to take white Hennessy with uh like ginger ale. Oh, I love it. Yeah, or mountain, and then I started doing Mountain Dew. And then one of my friends had Surge one day, and I was like, oh, it's even better with Surge.
Tim:We always did Hennessy in uh hypnotic. What? No way. You you came up with that?
A bunch of people:Yeah, dude. That's fucking dope. I never thought to mix those before. What'd you call it? Incredible hole. Oh, like the comic book character? Oh, because it turns green. Dude, that's fucking dope! Holy shit. Um I gotta write this down. Where's my F.
Javier:I'm speaking to the man who invented the Incredible Hole.
Tim:I never got into um I never got into I never got I never understood the I never got into the Hennessy. I never got into I never got into I never got into cognac until until recently actually.
A bunch of people:I've always liked cognac as like a sipping more than a shot thing. I don't I forget like I like so when we're on our podcast, I have a big issue because like I tried not to drink too many black those, so I'm like people hear me, but they don't see me. No, no, no, yeah, yeah. So you know it's like but now they're like, oh, I can just say all this black chicks, people can see that I'm black. Uh but I tried white, like back at home, they drink white Hennessy, not normal Hennessy, which is I guess it's something. I don't know what the difference is, but I just tastes better.
Tim:I've been on uh on cruise ships and you could buy it like an MV3 or something.
A bunch of people:It just tastes just try it. If you don't like traditional Hennessy, try white.
Tim:No, I mean I like I like Hennessy now. I mean I didn't I didn't understand I didn't I didn't really know what cognac was back back then. Yeah.
A bunch of people:It reminds me of the Because people think Hennessy is the only cognac. I also thought he drinks cognac. And he's an old black guy.
Tim:I also thought I shouldn't like I thought it was culturally appropriating if I drink. I don't think we made cognac at that point.
Lance:Why I drink that shit?
Tim:I don't now. I did then. So good.
A bunch of people:I mean, but in modern times people are sensitive. So get it that you're being respectful.
Javier:You step back.
Lance:It's probably good props if you buy it.
Javier:It's like that Chappelle show skit that they showed after he ran away where he's on the airplane and asking about the in-flight meal, and then she's like, and the devil on his shoulder is like uh he's like, oh, we got uh chicken. He's like, Oh chicken! You don't get the chicken! That's a racist. I remember that. And then it's like uh is it uh grilled or Garrett we used to work with, like really light-skinned black guy.
A bunch of people:Someone made like a fried chicken joke, and he's like, Oh, alright, everyone in this room that likes fried chicken, raise your hand. Well, obviously, everyone, he's just like inward, inward, inward at all the white people. And I was like, Garrett, what are you doing? He's like, Yeah, shit fucking doesn't feel good, doesn't it? I was like, oh my god, dude. Just crashing out in front of everybody. I was like, this dude lost his fucking mind. But it wasn't wrong. Everyone liked fried chicken.
Tim:No, uh back on on the hit. I'll get some white hinness. Back on racism. Yeah, back on racism.
A bunch of people:Yeah, if you can find it, you can't find it in the States, though.
Tim:No, I've only seen it, I've only seen it on um when we're on like on like on the ship or whatever doing. It's all over the Caribbean.
A bunch of people:It's huge. It's I know it's in Europe and it's huge in the Caribbean. White Hennessy? Yeah, white Hennessy.
Javier:Yeah, never heard of it.
A bunch of people:I've never once seen it in the States. I'm sure someone's gonna have seen some fucking boutique liquor store that sells like fucking like the like this Stella XP. Costco has it. And it's like, oh yeah, we have it here. Some people, like, most liquor stores don't. I've never seen it.
Lance:I'll go to Costco right now.
Javier:Oh man.
A bunch of people:Because like that's like my two dark drinks that like I really got big into was that and then any cruisian rum. But that's more of a like my it's my people. It's your people, yeah. It's good too, though. Like someone someone in my family is probably brewing that shit right now.
Tim:I was gonna ask, like, so is that rum like so you know they've got like the funkier rums, or then you've got like Jamaican rums tend to be a little bit more of that kind of funk taste compared to like Cuban rum.
A bunch of people:Uh no, cruiser well it depends. So cruising rum's pretty not well now, supposedly now they're owned by Jim Bean. They're pretty fast in it. So like they have like the clears, the age, the dark age, and they have like their like top, like their gold standard top one that's like age twenty years, and then they also do like the clears that are like flavored coconut, pineapple, so I got it. They they cover the spectrum of uh of rum.
Tim:I've been trying to make a I've been trying to make a peanut butter jelly shot.
A bunch of people:Yeah.
Tim:So I've got screwball peanut butter jelly. I've been trying to like come up with one that's like good. Or either a shot or like an actual like drink like you would get in like cocktail, right? So I bought some shamboard. I think I'm saying it right, shamboard. The champagne? It's uh no, that's a rat that raspberry liqueur.
Javier:Oh, shamborg would have been a good name for a borg.
Tim:It would be.
Javier:You mean like what we I don't remember what we named. Oh, the b the borg's name?
Tim:Yeah, black outrage gallon.
A bunch of people:Oh. I was like, what the fuck is a borg?
Tim:I'm thinking Big Bag Beetleborgs?
Lance:Bro, that show ruled. That's an OG or something.
A bunch of people:Yeah, but like peanut butter and jelly shots remind me of like uh like black and tans. It's like one of those things like it's cool in concept, but like I like everything separate, but together I don't know.
Tim:I mean I got black and tans in a can.
A bunch of people:I try to get plants of black and tans. I like pilsners, but I don't I don't like get us either.
Javier:What's the shot you take after you're out of the Navy? It's a black and tan, isn't it? No, it's not a shot. That black and tan's not a shot. Well, somebody what what drinks are the drinks that you drink after you're out of the navy? That's called marijuana.
A bunch of people:You you you you're two marijuana. THE SELSER SHING THE FI In any form you can get. When you get out of the Everyone has a Bob Barley party. That's what they do. They get out like, oh, I can smoke pot now, and then they go and smoke pot, post a bunch of pictures on on a line, tell their friends in the military, like, look at me, I can smoke pot now. Oh, I didn't like that. Yeah, you fucked up. Then you didn't get out right. You gotta get back in. You gotta read list just so you can get out and do that. That's alright.
Lance:No, I finally got to go to a two-high event. That was comedy show, right? Okay. I went to the comedy show. So how was it? It was awesome. It was great to see Dank, of course, and JOE. Um, but uh we got to try this brand out of I wanna say college station is what you did.
A bunch of people:I don't want to just steal that from you so I can actually read the chat.
Lance:Went uh he was a uh a seltzer company. So we got to test some seltzers and then we got to uh fucking take free dabs. Okay, I got you.
Tim:Free dabs and somebody come on back, Lance. Have you bought uh have you bought any um seltzers from the Total Wine lately?
Lance:Um Yeah.
Tim:So did they did they tell you that um I think it was effective October 1st, you have to be 75 or younger. Alright, I didn't know who the fuck is G in the chat.
A bunch of people:Because they just said Jaeger Bomb ain't bad though. I like Kraken and Melord ain't bad. I'm sorry, I have to interrupt you later now. Whoever the fuck you are, you are absolutely wrong. That's that's Gladys.
Javier:That's Gladys.
Tim:Um Lord's not bad. Mallort's not bad. Melore's not bad. Um, so you have to, as of October, I think it was like October 1st, you had to 75 or younger have to show an ID. 75 or younger for the THC uh seltzer duration. I mean, I get it.
Javier:They that shitty, what's his name? The douchebag, that not in the wheelchair, the other one. Uh Dan Patrick.
Tim:Well, it's not Dan Patrick. This is this was um this was a thing with uh your name is also with Abbott, but you know, like 90. I I I truly believe that Abbott saw the cards at hand and was like, Dan Patrick's stupid, he is not going to get re-elected.
Javier:He just had too many towns.
Tim:Yeah, too many to he's being he's being Australian. Um love that this is catching off. Yeah, yeah, so you know, they double down on that and and and he vetoes it and all that, but I I I do believe that we're coming up with some like at least some like common sense shit, right? Like thank you. Yeah, we don't want like little kids getting their hands on it. I mean it's hard it's hard to get uh alcohol as a child at Total Wine, anyways, I feel.
Speaker 3:I got I get carded all the time.
Tim:Just do what we did back in the day.
A bunch of people:Find a homeless dude, offering ten bucks and a bite, whatever the fuck you want, dude.
Speaker 3:For real.
A bunch of people:Is that what y'all did? Yeah, that's what I did. What did you do? I was a square. What did I do?
Tim:Yeah, to get uh liquor.
Javier:I didn't do anything, I just had it. Okay. Like you made it? Yeah. It was like, yeah, bathtub.
A bunch of people:I was like, we had a bathtub in the backyard. It was always full.
Tim:Just do my little tin cup and I used to I used to drive into uh on Long, I'd go up Long Avenue to the uh there was a mini mart, like a little standalone mini mart. No, it was on the left. It was nothing. It was just a s it was just a ps like cinder plug.
Javier:Breaking news uh Dallas 5, Winnipeg 3. Jesus.
Tim:Yeah, it was just a uh it was just a uh standalone like little convenience store or whatever, but you couldn't go in and buy. You had to go through the drive-thru. And so I'd go over there and buy my Swisher Sweets. And I'd buy like a case of you know beer or whatever.
Lance:He wants us to know he's cool.
Tim:Yeah, like switcher sweets. Switcher sweets, that's what that's what that's what that was the thing.
Lance:I got a black and mild wine wood tip.
Tim:Black and mild was not cool then. It was swish wood. What are you talking about? Wine mods have always been a little bit. Black and milds have been cool for not here.
Javier:It was always maybe not like Trophy City where you live, but for the rest of the world they were. Swishers. It was just everybody was using swishers. We smoked swishers. I mean, yeah, we smoke swishers, but I mean I mean, I'm talking not even like packed with the the tobacco wherever the fuck it has.
A bunch of people:You ever smoked like a swisher sweet cigar? Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's what we would buy those. I just bought one, I literally like just smoked it as is, and I was like, this is the most disgusting fucking thing ever.
Lance:When we went to uh It's terrible. Lowdown that one time.
Tim:Remember they had No, those are those were uh backwoods. No, it was backwoods.
A bunch of people:It literally tastes like someone wrapped the shittiest tobacco possible, smoked half of it, mixed it with the ash, and then wrapped it in like a fruit roll it flavored paper. Oh, I threw up the I threw up. What? I threw up with that shit.
Lance:Switcher sweets and Hennessy and Hypnotic. I love it. Tim is the weirdest person. That's what but that's what we used to give you a card. No, no, no. I don't want a card.
Javier:I'm trying to wind up. I don't have that authority. Easy there, Cam. No, but I mean you remember.
Tim:We're gonna get off the area like fucking state next time, right? You remember the parties that we used to have, like if someone rolled up with a hip with a bottle of hypnotic, that was like we thought that was- Oh, that was the that are we thought that was the coolest shit ever.
Javier:Hypnotic or Alice Day? Either one of those, yeah.
Tim:Grew up in different states, too.
Javier:I mean that was the one thing we had to bring. I know whenever we were going to San Antonio every year, we all had to somebody had to bring a bottle of hypnotic.
New Funky Panther Intro/Outro:Yeah.
Javier:And in San Antonio. It was a treat almost.
Tim:It was a tr it was a treat. It was like a special deal because like I guess in our own mind, we thought that was like top shelf, like expensive as shit.
A bunch of people:I also hung up with black people until I joined the Navy. I didn't stop hanging out with black people until after I joined the military. Yeah, then you're just surrounded by whites. Yeah, like it just I'm not like I was before I joined the military, I was black enough to be with black people that I joined the military, and I was like, every person is hood of shit except me. Yeah. And they're like, Yeah, you're just not that black. And I was like, I'd never, I'd never been told I wasn't that black in the military. And I'd like to pull your card. I'm like sitting next to nine whites.
Lance:It's light-skinned black dudes that are saying that from the boot dogs.
A bunch of people:Because like, if you look at pictures when I was there, I was living in Florida, I was way darker. Yeah. And then it'd be like some dude that looked more Hispanic than anything, like, you ain't black. And I'm like, bro, are you Puerto Rican? Like, did you say this shit in Spanish? What are you doing right now? No, yeah. Sammy Sosa? We're talking about the same person. Yeah. But just other versions of him my entire career. Fair enough. And they're like, why do you why do you talk so so proper? And it's like, I don't know, bitch, because I can read, like, the fuck you want me to do? Like growing up, I wasn't like, I mean, granted, I did say the N-word a lot growing up, and then I kind of like, I don't doubt that at all. Apparently, Tim as well. No. That's why he drank what he drank. I just feel like Tim said it with an A and he said it with a hard R. Hard. Like the hardest task. Like he capitalized only the R.
Javier:I grew up in the streets.
Lance:Lowercase N. I had to turn you down because you keep fiddling with that piece of shit.
A bunch of people:Right, it's fucking annoying as shit, right?
Lance:That's why I'm like not looking at him.
Javier:We're trying to get comfortable.
Lance:Well, all I hear is we're like an hour in and you still haven't figured out how to sit.
Javier:We usually sit in those gay-ass chairs. Sorry. Sorry. Okay, I'm back. I'm back. It's almost as bad as being called Eastern Europeans retarded. They are.
Lance:Well, now we've done both.
A bunch of people:Good thing we don't have any Ukrainians. You were worried about me. I was. Remember, I came in this podcast one time and I was told you're never allowed back. And I'm like, You were talking about some crazy. And then like I remember like you muted. Three weeks later, I came back and listened to the podcast, and he was just saying some shit, and I'm like, but I was the problem as a guest? And they let him do the shit every fucking week. I'm still offended about it.
Tim:You got a point.
A bunch of people:Like, I'm still offended about it.
Tim:He does have a point.
A bunch of people:And then like two weeks later, he was on our podcast talking about like eating dog ass or some shit like Oh my god, I remember that. It's like he came back, okay.
Javier:I'm better now. I will not move. I will not move. Thank you. Is that better? Sorry, sorry. Sorry, everyone. Can I get a hit of that? Yeah.
Tim:Oh my gosh.
A bunch of people:They're doing drugs.
Tim:They're doing drugs.
A bunch of people:Can't get those anymore. I gotta make that last. Oh, they made the nicotine ones? Oh, yeah, yeah. You gotta get them. You can only be American made. So that's like that's that's my last one. So fucking. Yeah, just suck it all down. He's like I'm gonna hit it harder.
Javier:Sorry. Yeah. Sorry, mom. Probably watching.
A bunch of people:Does your mom watches for real?
Tim:I don't know. Yeah, she does. She's been a longtime caller too. Gladys. Gladys is your mom. Gladys is his mom.
Javier:Mommy, no. Oh. Yeah, no. That was weird. Sorry.
A bunch of people:I don't know. How old is Gladys? I want to know. Because that is an old ass. No, it's old. Well, I mean, she's Gladys Knight. She's younger than we are. Really?
Javier:Yeah, she is younger than us, yeah.
Lance:And she tells people her name is Gladys? Yeah. Gladys Knight, dude. G, are you gonna be a little bit more? Yeah, how old is Gladys Knight? Yeah, exactly.
Javier:Um on other topics, my truck broke down. Yeah, okay. I haven't been driving my truck in a month. And uh the computer fucked up, and they sent me a bad computer. Still fucked up. I tried to buy fucking Dell, huh?
A bunch of people:Try to Aren't you a literal car mechanic? Uh no.
Javier:No, I've I I fixed dings.
A bunch of people:I was gonna say like the car mechanics complaining his truck doesn't fucking work.
Javier:We've just had an issue of car issues here. Like Tammy's minis at the shop for shit. Um my truck's fucked up. Uh thankfully. I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Autobond gave me a loner car. Fuck those guys up. But um Yeah. I I tried to put a double dent screen in my truck because. That's what it started with?
Tim:No.
Javier:Well, no. I had to change the ECM, PC, whatever. Okay. The fuel uh or the oil pump pressure sensor. I had to do that. You had to change a bunch of stuff up. The last thing still didn't work. The last thing that I wanted to get a CD player, and they're like, oh, we don't sell CD players anymore. No one listens to CDs. No one. And I have this. I have all of these CDs that obviously I posted on my my uh uh Instagram.
A bunch of people:But the Air Force has existed since the end of World War II, so she can still be old as fuck. That's true. Yeah.
New Funky Panther Intro/Outro:That's true.
Javier:I mean, do it what's the oldest CD that y'all have and what songs do you have on? The oldest CD? Burned C D. Burned CD.
A bunch of people:I don't own that.
Lance:I mean, I don't own any of my old CDs. Dude, I don't I don't I what's the first of the like burned CDs I got?
Javier:Like the best one that you ever made. I mean, I still have the best. I still have all of those.
Lance:I have one I received was like sis move it down, steal this album, I think. Oh, wow. I don't know. My dad wouldn't let me listen to any of that shit, so I had friends that would give those.
Tim:I don't know, like I couldn't tell you what's on any of the things.
A bunch of people:I think American Head Charge was like one of not the first, like one of the first like OG CDs that I kept. Like, that's one of the ones that like wasn't my first, but the one I probably kept until I got rid of all of my CDs. Because I get rid of once I got my Zune, I got rid of all my CDs.
Tim:Oh Dallas 5, Winnipeg 4.
Javier:Oh, no.
A bunch of people:That's probably why your phone's fucking vibrating.
Tim:Oh, okay.
Javier:I should have put the money against it. That's right. Um, what are y'all are y'all still doing phone calls?
Tim:Uh I I don't have it, I don't have it set up tonight to do the phone calls.
A bunch of people:I kind of don't want it because she's gonna talk shit about me. I don't have it, I don't have it set up tonight.
Javier:I think it's one cider. I can talk shit that can't really like. Shut your ass, Carlton. What are you doing? What's the what's the one song? Fuck you, Urkel. What's the one song you had to have on that burn CD? If you were gonna put it.
Lance:If I was gonna put like if we were making a burn CD right now, it depends on a oh, right now if I made a burned.
Javier:If you made a burn CD, what would be the one song that had to be on the city?
A bunch of people:Am I doing it in modern times or like back when I did it right now? Like if you did it right now.
Javier:No, no, no. Anytime that you've listened to music, what's the one track that needed to be?
A bunch of people:Because I know like every headbanger's ball I bought, and then would like burn the entire second album. You bought the headbanger's ball? The back to OG albums? Yeah, I bought the first two. And then I remember when both of them came out, because the first track was like the popular band, so it was like stain and shit like that. And then I remember like the original Headbanger's Ball uh just had like nothing but like have the bands of shit I hadn't even heard of. And I think the first one, like one of the only three or four bands that I knew was like Thirty Six Crazy Fist and Dillinger Escape Plan. And the rest of it was all shit that I hadn't heard of, except oh and kitty. And then like when two came out, so I literally would just wherever they came out, I would always take all the bands on the second disc and then just download them and then burn them all.
Lance:What's the one song?
A bunch of people:I would probably say To the Threshold by Hate Breed was probably my most downloaded onto album songs of any song I burned on CD shm. Because that was on one of the headbangers walls, too.
Tim:Man, I don't I I couldn't tell you, like, if I'm thinking like the like I think it'd be a Foo Fighter song. Which album? So the one that keeps popping into my head right now, um and I now I can't think of the name of it, but I've got another confession. Clearly popping a lot.
Javier:Oh, um, um Best of You.
Tim:Yeah, best of you, yeah, yeah. That just keeps popping in my head, and so like I feel like as you're talking about that, like, that song is literally just playing out in my head. I'm like, well, I guess that's gotta be on that. Gotta be on like a burn CD or if I was gonna make a playlist.
A bunch of people:Well, everyone's younger than me. I'm old as fuck. No, we're I thought we thought I'm older than you, aren't I? I was responding in a comment. When you turn 40? January? Yeah, I'm older than January. Are you January what? Uh 20th? Yes, I'm older.
New Funky Panther Intro/Outro:Yes.
A bunch of people:Oh, congratulations. You're gonna die for it.
Tim:Yeah, I turned 40 next month. Oh, yeah, cool. You can have it. I mean, I'm not upset about it. I am I'm a little upset, but not bad. Not much. Like, oh no, you're older than me. Hey lose.
Lance:Lance? What? What's the song you'd put? You're saying, like, if I'm making the CD today? If you're making a CD, no, I mean I'm talking back in the heyday burning C.
Tim:Well, he keeps saying different things. He does this. He does this.
Lance:I don't know how I'm answering it with it. Too many tunnels.
Tim:You're gonna answer the question is like you're right, you're putting a song. It doesn't matter what era the song comes from.
Lance:But you're saying if I'm making a you're making a C D right now. C D R W. Yes. Okay.
Javier:Uh You're higher than a fucking kite, aren't you?
Lance:Yeah. Uh probably a crowbar song. Okay, yeah. Probably because you're really into that right now. Planets Collide or uh uh relinquished in whatever the fuck that song is called. Probably that. Maybe a shot A. Lance has been really into crowbar lately.
Tim:Okay. Yeah, crowbar really.
Javier:No, don't.
A bunch of people:Okay. Yeah, I know who crowbar. I was just like, I was like, he definitely doesn't know who crowbar is. I would say if I had to pick it in the now off like my current playlist, honestly, it'd probably either be Bleeding Mascara by Treyu or it'd be stressed by Silverstein. Because I listened to the second half of the Silverstein album and it was good, but the first half I thought was way better.
Lance:Oh, you're talking about this.
A bunch of people:Yeah, the new one came out? Yeah, I'm not sure. It was good, but I feel like I wish they would have just released it all together and mix it in because it was good, but it didn't it it does not compare to what they released at first they played. Yeah, it doesn't it looks like they just took the best songs to release them first and then put the B sides on this one. That's unfortunate. Yeah. Even Cherry Coke.
Tim:That's like fucking. You can have a I think you can have a good album if you've got like you can have some shitty songs on the album, but if you've got a good like like your hits are gonna like be mixed in in you know in it, then you're gonna listen through the whole thing because it's like, okay, that's a banger, that's a banger. Yeah, I'll listen, I'll listen to this. I'll still listen to it because the next one's gonna be a little bit more than a catch the next one and you're like, oh yeah, that one's really good. But if you do something like that where you release like I look at like um I I like both albums, but like Smash and Pumpkins did the Melancholy and Infinite Sadness and they had uh album you know, C D one and C D two. And if you release all your good stuff on the first one and all your shitty stuff on the second one, and then you if you split it, you just fuck yourself, really. Yeah. Because I'm gonna listen I mean I'm gonna listen to the second one because I expect it to be good. And then it's not, and then you're disappointed, and you listen like three, four songs in and you're just done.
A bunch of people:But that's also like that B-sides mentality. It's like I like B-sided stuff though. I do too, but like it's also that while it's like this isn't what my fans are expecting, it's more it's designed to be more experimental, it's not gonna hit us well, but like we're trying something new, but we're gonna put it behind something we know you'll like.
Tim:Like, I respect that. But whenever you if you just release something that's just like not good.
A bunch of people:Yeah, but like when you do a B-side where it feels like we're just demoing shit out and we're throwing it out there like that, it's like and it's still good. It's definitely silver scene on their good side, because they silver scene bad is bad. But it's just I feel like what they released earlier this year was so phenomenally good in comparison that it makes an okay album almost seem bad just because uh they hit so hard at the beginning of the year that it was okay after the fact.
Javier:On the group chat, did y'all ever get the warp tour compilations? Yeah, I did that.
Speaker 3:I used to make my own back in the day.
Tim:Yeah, I'd make my own or I'd do the I've only I only went to one warp tour. Really? Yeah, I only went to one. Um and then I got really big. I had enough for you. No, man, I was poor. Sorry, I had to.
Javier:It was the year Snoop was there. I was poor. I was poor, man.
Tim:East we probably was the year Breed Carolina was there. So my my favorite uh my favorite sh like I I didn't do a lot of festivals back then. Like I didn't I I just didn't ever get into it. I wish I did because like Bro you're there's Edge Fez here. I know, and I never I never did Edgefest, man.
A bunch of people:Like I was so upset when I moved here coming from South Florida, knowing there was EdgeFest here. So I was like, South Florida, you're driving two or three hours for a rock hunter. Warptor doesn't even cut the.
Tim:Did you see the shit that was at that uh was it Daytona Rock uh Rockfest thing?
A bunch of people:Yeah, the one they do every year, the Rockabilly or whatever shit.
Tim:Whatever it was, dude, this last lineup was incredible. Yeah, every year it's fucking. It was absolutely incredible. Jesse was like, we were talking about going, because it was right around her birthday, and I looked at the lineup, I was like, yeah, we could go, and you're gonna want to see this band, this band, this band, but you're not gonna want to see the 30 bands that I'm wanting to see because they were all incredible. Um I just I never really got in the in the festivals. I was going to like, you know, just random shows or whatever. Just hidden shows.
Lance:You wouldn't understand. Yeah, you wouldn't understand.
Tim:No, the the most hidden show was uh Jimmy World um I think Billy Billy Talent opened. And um is that like when the beat bounces Green Day and um and uh bleakway too. That was by far, I think I I look back at that concert, I think that's one of the best concerts I've ever been to. Um in the sense of just like the lineup. I mean Billy I don't know if you ever listen to Billy Town, but Billy Town was fun. It never really got big. Um but having Jimmy World, Green Day, and Blink Way do all sharing stages throughout the I mean, incredible. So much fun. But again, that was like I think I paid 20 bucks for it. And I wish I'd gone to war you know, War Warp tours because they were what it's about like 40 bucks or something like that.
A bunch of people:Which is wild, like being as old as I am. Like I remember like I used to be like the come around, children, let me tell you about Warp Tour back in the day, like because I remember Warp Tour was like such a punk thing. Yeah, yeah. And then it became like a post-hardcore punk thing. And then you had a lot of metal core stuff. And then it turned into like metal core. And then there's a like there was an email phase like when the ewes and my cam blew up and they kind of just ran it that year.
Tim:And then had the only time I went was like more of like the punk pop punk shit. Yeah.
A bunch of people:Like I remember the the year I saw Attila at Warp Tour was the year that I was like, Warp Tour isn't Warp Tour anymore.
Lance:I don't know, dude. I saw Attila at Warp Tour. No, it was phenomenal.
A bunch of people:It was phenomenal, but I'm saying, like, like thinking back to Warp Tour change. Yeah, like what Warp Tour was, and I'm glad that I went enough that I saw that progression.
Tim:You know, I saw every era of it. I was buying like compilation albums. I I got really big into the Punkorama stuff. Yeah, that's true. Dude, and and that was great before. Dude, Punkorama was great because you had a mix of I was still going back then.
Lance:No, she was saying like paying back then. It was like 20 bucks back then.
A bunch of people:Yeah, I'm saying I remember that because I was still I was still going back then.
Tim:Yeah, Punkorama was those those compilations were great because you had a mixture of like you had hardcore on there, you had like uh bands like the Mighty Mighty Boss Tones on there, then you had like OG Punk shit, and then you had like the shit that like Rockville USA.
A bunch of people:Is that the one in is Rockville USA the Daytona one? Yeah, okay, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. So I I never like even from Flutter, I never went to that. Yeah. Because Daytona was like, I'm not fucking driving that far. Like I used to go to Palm Beach, and then I'd hang out with Epstein, we touch some little girls, and then we'd just go see a fucking concert. But I was like, Daytona's too far to touch little girls and go to the city. So you're you're on the list. Yeah. No. I don't have enough money to make it on the list. I was I was I wasn't hanging out with him. I was just outside the fence, and when the girls would come out crying, I'd be like, oh, do you need to talk to somebody? What the fuck?
Javier:So Lance, you brought up the city.
Tim:He had a white claw earlier, and then he's on um half a white claw really fucking.
Javier:Tim, you brought up uh how albums they space out like uh the hits versus like the little uh what was it, uh B tracks? Yeah, get the B sides, whatever, but like yeah. Uh what's the one album that you would no-skip one listen all the way through?
Tim:Weezer Pinkerton. Like that, like uh the Pinkerton album is my favorite Weezer album.
Javier:Is it 30-year-old album?
Tim:I've listened to that so many times. Blue album's good in the new or the the re-release blue album is pretty cool with all those.
A bunch of people:I was gonna say Emery and Chalce, we saw it. Oh, so good. That's always been my no-skip album. That's why if I'm going on a long drive, I want an album where I can just literally toss my phone in the backseat and not it's it's not my favorite album of all time as a whole, but it's definitely an album that like I'm not skipping anything. And then honestly, all three of like Moss of Flame's first albums the same way. Like their first three albums, I'm not skipping anything.
Tim:I'll have yours over here, like I have no idea what you're talking about.
A bunch of people:You know who Emery is?
Tim:As much as we talk about Emery, he doesn't know who he doesn't really like Emery, but yeah, it's pretty bitch shit. You'd like it. Like, I feel like uh yours is uh Kendrick Lamar, good kid, bad.
Javier:No, no. Uh well, I mean, no, it took me a couple weeks. The new Kanye stuff, right? No, no, no, no. As a matter of fact, I only like it when he's wearing the hood.
Lance:I only like it when he's racist.
Javier:I listened to uh my beautiful dark twisted fantasy and I hated it the first listen. What? It took me like maybe three listens, and Chad will attest to this because as soon as I listened to it, I text Chad, I'm like, this album's trash. And so I went I like that album. I I listened to it uh two more times and I told him I'm like, bro, this is growing on me. Like, this is good. That was not a no-skip. I skipped tracks because my first no-skip album was uh Black on Both Sides by Most Deaf. And um the one that I like the most is uh 2014 Four Steel's Drive by J. Cole.
Tim:I mean, my first my first listen for every if I'm listening to something um if you send me like a full album, I'm not s I'm I'm gonna l I'll eventually listen through it through it all if I have time, but I'm not skipping anything because I'm gonna listen to it in its entirety of how it's laid out. So like when you say no skip, like I have to think of like I have to think of like no skip of like everything you said maybe listen to the whole album.
A bunch of people:I know like I make I make a point and I listen until it's like no I'm gonna listen to the whole fucking thing.
Tim:I have to I have to think of no skip like as in like after I've listened to it because I'm gonna listen to it.
Lance:Yeah, you're saying like if you listen to an album from like four years ago. Yeah, like if I'm now I know it's a no-skip.
A bunch of people:Like I know every song on this album, and I know when I put it on that I'm not gonna skip anything, knowing every song and how it's gonna sound like I mean there there's tons of them.
Tim:Like Weezer, like like I said, Weezer Pinker says.
A bunch of people:If you say Weezer Pinkerton one more fucking time. Let me think. Um any Weezer album's a no-skip because every song basically sounds the same.
Lance:Master killer. Master Killer from Marauder is Yeah, that's a no-skip. Pretty fucking peak, right? Uh I mean it's not hate breed fucking Show Me the Body Faction is the death of desire.
Tim:Yeah, uh send me Rise of Rutality. Yeah. The album's a that has uh metallic taste, uh show me the body. Even fucking that one I like the entire album.
Lance:A couple of skips on that.
A bunch of people:Fucking I can't oh my god, it's dropping me fucking Event Sevenfold's first album is a no-skip for me, also. One with Batcountry, is that the one that's no the one before that that was actually like it had the headstone on it.
Lance:Yeah, like Angel with the headstone, I can't remember.
Tim:Yeah, that album is that was whenever he s that was before he started like really singing. That is a no-skip album to me. Like I still liked when City of Evil was too much.
A bunch of people:When City of Evil came out, like it wasn't a bad album, and I remember because I I think I just joined the Navy and I remember being here in the barracks, and like one of the dudes Bendar used to hang out with was like playing it, we're drinking beer. And uh I remember getting mad that like everyone liked it so much because it wasn't what I expected. And like in hindsight, I like but I remember being mad and I'm like, why are they why are they so fucking why do they and I could already feel like them trying to do like the 80s metal thing, and I made a comment like, oh, they're just trying to be like Metallica, and then look at them now, and that's exactly what I'm saying.
Tim:I will tell you that if we're gonna oops, I didn't mean not that if we're doing like speaking of Metallica, I would Master of Puppets. I will listen to like that and then Justice for All all the way through those two albums, those two albums are incredible. Kill 'em. I mean, Kill's good too. Like basically Kill'em All, Master of Puppets, and Justice for All are the best. Everything up to their black album is The Black albums, alright, but it's up to the black album. I think black albums and no-skip. It's a no-skip, but like I start looking at black albums like they really like that's where they started selling out.
Lance:Go back and listen to Death Magnetic, it's not as bad as you put on the bottom. Death Magnetic is actually good.
Tim:I like that album. It reminds so I remember whenever I don't agree with that.
Lance:When Death Magnetic came out, it's not as bad as people.
A bunch of people:I don't think it's bad. I don't think it's bad. I just don't think it's like it's one of those things where like you had you expect a standard from a band and they don't meet that standard. And it's like if any other band made this, it I think it's good, but no one made it, I don't know. It felt like OG.
Tim:It felt like OG Metallica to me. It felt like it was fast and aggressive, and I was like, alright, this is pretty cool. Yeah, I liked it a lot. It was fast. It was aggressive. Oh my gosh. That's that snare drum.
A bunch of people:So when State Anger came out, I remember listening to it and like telling I remember I listened like three or four times, and I told myself that I liked it just because it was Metallican. And I was like, this isn't bad. It's not that bad. Like, people are just being haters. They're doing like their garage days thing again. Like, it's fine. They're just trying to modernize it. It's okay. Garage Days was fun. Yeah. That was a fun album. Yeah. And that's why I kept telling myself, like, this is what they're doing. This is what they're doing. And then we're like the third or fourth list, and I was like, I skipped like half the album. Like, what are you doing? You fucking don't like this dude. Just own that shit. Uh like no skip album. Uh nipples and butthole. Just bringing you back in. Oh, nice. Okay.
Lance:You listen to the new AFI album? I mean, it's like most of the time.
Tim:Kendrick Lamar, Good Kid, Mad Cities, and No Skip. That's it. It'll always be uh No Skip. I I didn't like uh to Pimp a Butterfly at first. Okay. It took it it was one of those like He didn't say the N-word enough. Yeah it just didn't get He didn't feel at home. I didn't feel at home. So like I mean Good Kid It got me like I had to listen to it a few times and like maybe by like the second or third time I'm like okay. Like I had to separate myself because I thought Good Kid Mad City was like, I mean, just I loved how the flow was. I loved all the beats and everything. I loved everything about it. And then the Pimpa Butterfly, I had to sit there and actually listen to it as a story again. Pimpa Butterfly is significantly better.
Javier:It is and that was one of the ones where it it was immediately released really quick and I listened to it. I was in Denver at the time.
A bunch of people:I think is is a more consistent album, but Pimpa Butterfly just has highs. That just to this day, it's the best album he's done. Like I don't care. I don't think I don't think he'll ever top that album, you know what I mean? In my eyes at least. I don't think he really could. You know what I mean?
Lance:Like that that that album he's not in the same headspace.
A bunch of people:Yeah, that like that because I remember like when uh when Dam came out afterwards and like Dam was almost like his counterstatement to to Behave a Butterfly, of like almost that resignation between like his first two albums of like almost that hope and trial of like doing something more and getting out and being better, and then realizing like, oh, it doesn't matter what I do, my friends are still back there, they're still dying, they're still starving. And Dam was him going like literally like damn fuck. What does it matter? Like, it's like I got out, but what does that mean for everyone else and for the culture? And I think that was his like almost like resignation of being that hope for the culture, you know what I mean?
Javier:Yeah, because uh the what Good Kid Mad City was a storytelling to pimp a butterfly was a bit of that resurrected, but a little held back, and then Dam was something completely different.
A bunch of people:Yeah, it was just like alright, this this shit's just not gonna work. Like I'm not gonna like save LA by rapping, and I just need to accept that is what that album was. I like the album. And the thing is, I feel like Dam doesn't really get talked about a lot in his legacy, but like I feel like Kendra Kamar isn't Kendra Kamar without the Kendra Kamar that made Not Like Us and that had the beef with Drake doesn't exist without Dam. Like if he hadn't gotten to that point and like had the mental break that happened to him stepping away, like he would have never came back with the like I'm doing this for the culture mindset that he had against Drake. Like Dam was the definition of that because a lot of what Dam was was his resignation to what Drake was becoming and what Drake was at the time at the same time. So I feel like that album, like by all means, of the three, it's the worst. And by but it's it's necessary for him to be who he is now.
Javier:You just didn't want to you don't go back to what made you great. Yeah.
A bunch of people:Like you're you're not getting TikTok videos of Kendra Kamar doing push-ups without damn. That's all I'm saying.
Javier:Yeah, I'll tell you right now though, like, Good Kid Mad City is in the top ten of the best rap and hip hop albums ever.
A bunch of people:Oh, by all means.
Javier:Um I'm not gonna say top five because people get pissed off whenever you do it.
A bunch of people:I would say if I did it, if I did a top ten of what I think is. Not even my favorite, but top ten of like and I look at like the cultural impact. My fucking easy. Um but as far as like my personal favorite, I would probably just take one because I'm one that's like I'm gonna take one pro artist, you know what I mean? Like, gotta say Killer Mike again. Like Killer Masters. I knew it was gonna come up, yeah. Like, yeah.
Tim:That whenever that that his last album that he did, that you on your top. Oh, it was such a good arrow. It was your number one. I thought, I mean, I I wouldn't I didn't put it as my number one, but I was like, that's fantastic. And the fact that people don't know who Killer Mike is, which blows my mind to this day.
Lance:He said the N-word like 17 times in that first song.
A bunch of people:Oh, I know, I know, that was a while. It was crazy. But it's funny because I'll say that and like people will be like, oh, I love Run the Jewels, and I'm like, but you don't know who I've tired people talk about run the jewels and not know who killer is.
Tim:I love Run the Jewels, but not know who JP Run the Jewels without Killer Mike, and Killer Mike is.
Javier:I mean LP's great and everything, but goddamn, like I did not know Killer Mike had come out with an album until my buddies like, bro, did you listen to this fucking killer?
A bunch of people:It did kind of release Feel Like a Sleeper, though. You know, there wasn't like a lot of fanfare. Like I didn't see a lot about it. Spotify told me it came out.
Tim:You know what I mean? You told me it came out. That's I mean that's how I found out. I didn't know Killer Mike released something, you know.
Javier:Spotify's a sp superior music listening platform, by the way.
Tim:But like that album, his message about like so bad the industry, and just I was like run and enrich and all that.
A bunch of people:Like, which is just funny because like I I went in this huge rant with him one day about like Killer Mike and like the whole like you know, like black people will we'll free ourselves through capitalism, and Killer Mike's all about that. Like people see him in that same Kendra Kamar, and like I just it bothers me because it's like our rappers won't be our political leaders, and I went in this like 15-minute rant, Lance just staring at me talking about like my political views like killer mic, and I was like, But to say all that, like I really like his music.
Javier:Yeah, Huey Freeman was really crazy.
A bunch of people:Because he does, he he's he's a very political rapper, and I don't agree with his politics, but he's still my favorite rapper, and it's like it's such a contradictory thing in my mind. So, like every time he comes out with an album, I have to process it both like him as an artist and then him as a pseudo political figure. Cause I'm like, I just don't think artists are politicians. I don't look at them as like political leaders, but he's so outspoken, and so many people see him.
Tim:We already had that problem once, and it was an actor, and his name is Ron.
A bunch of people:Yeah, like it just doesn't go well. It works well for certain people, but like well honestly, like the biggest thing about it is just like historically and Michael Max talked about it too, like with black people, like an artist, be it or a sports player of any sport, or like Muhammad Ali, you know, the boxer, they'll have a political platform and then like to certain people, they'll see them as like, oh, this is a beacon of black people, this is their leader, this is their Jesse Jackson. I'm like, no, that's just a nigga that hits hard and he has some political views, you know what I mean? But like you guys are focused on what he's saying, we're not, you know. Like with the whole Kanye thing, like we moved on, like we let Kanye go. You guys can't, but we did not you specifically, you know what I mean? Like it it it's like caring what Kanye is. I call I call it the Candace.
Lance:When he got an iced out swastika chain, I was like, dog, what are we doing?
A bunch of people:I call it the Candace Owens treatment. Like, no black person you'll ever talk to will ever care about her, but white people always talk about her to black people because she's black. Yeah, you know, and they're like, What do you think about Candace Owens? And it's like, I I haven't.
Javier:It's like the white guy that says, I have a black friend.
A bunch of people:Yeah, I don't give two shits at this point. Like Candace Owens does what she does for white people.
Lance:I voted for a black president. I can say it.
Tim:Twice. Alright, so we've been at this for an hour and thirty-two minutes. I think we can call it uh quits for tonight. Okay. I do want to thank everybody for joining us in the chat. We've had a blown-up chat, um and that's been great. We love the interaction. So I want to drop the phone number that we have. Um and y'all y'all don't have one of these numbers yet, huh? Y'all should probably do that. That way you can take uh we're just gonna give them your phone number. Call us at 817-677-0400.
A bunch of people:Let's do not get my number out because I will change it tomorrow. I barely answer when this motherfucker called me.
Tim:Could you imagine if I just like started spouting out your number on there?
A bunch of people:Yeah, I would legit go to fucking change my number tomorrow.
Tim:Yeah, 817-677-0408. Uh drop us a uh voicemail about this episode if you've got a hot take or anything that we've talked about, you just need to get off your channel.
A bunch of people:Unholy confessions. Thank you. I could not think of this all over.
Lance:Yeah, that shit's been on there for at least 10 minutes.
A bunch of people:Um I I can't really see it because I need to. Because you're blind, you need a new prescription. My glasses are also dirty, too.
Tim:So uh yeah, drop us a drop us a message. So bright so blonde. We don't know how often we're gonna be doing this as a as a group ensemble like this. Um you might get Javier and myself by our lonesome stuff. Um you're gonna get emo otaku by themselves, and then we're gonna join together and we're gonna do things together. Um that's just how it's gonna go for a while. So um yeah, thanks. Um stay stay good. I feel like we should say stay good. Um stay stay good, everybody. And uh thank you for listening.
A bunch of people:I was in my thing and I was like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Tim:What's your thing? I want to know what your thing was again. You know what Antoine's thing is.
A bunch of people:You've been on my podcast.
Javier:Thanks for the invitation.
Tim:Alright, so uh go ahead and drop your drop your uh drop your handles real quick and uh uh emotaku. Emotaku podcast, I'm pretty sure.
Lance:I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that's what our I'm I'm Tim.
Javier:Hold on, wait, wait. Uh shout out to everybody before I shouted out to everybody. No, no, no, but thank you everybody who like messaged us thinking that we were gonna be off the air like forever and was like, don't do it, but I'm like, you didn't see the asterisk, did you? No, thank you for everybody that messaged us and like showed us love and um forwarded our stuff, and everyone else that's here in Fort Worth we're back and we're coming and we're coming in your early hard. And if they hadn't quit, you're coming in your earholes. So you can listen to us. Thank you, Fort Worth.
Tim:We love you, guys.
A bunch of people:I'm definitely not doing it now.
Tim:We're coming hard. Yes. Hardly coming. Um yeah, so I'm I'm Tim.
Javier:I'm Javier.
Tim:This is Lance.
A bunch of people:I'm Antoine. Stay sad, losers.
Tim:This was the this was the emo panther. Uh we'll see y'all later.
A bunch of people:Bye.
Tim:Love you, miss you guys.
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