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Luka’s Gone, Our Hearts Are Shattered, and the NBA Might Be Rigged
The unthinkable has happened—Luka Dončić has been snatched from the Dallas Mavericks and shipped off to the Lakers, leaving us spiraling into a full-blown existential crisis. But was this just another ruthless NBA business move, or is Mark Cuban playing 4D chess to tank the franchise and relocate to Vegas? The conspiracy theories are flying faster than trade rumors, and we’re here to break it all down—mock funerals, fan meltdowns, and all.
As we wrestle with whether to abandon our beloved Mavs for the Celtics (traitorous, we know), a pregnant stray cat crashes our recording session—because apparently, even animals can sense Dallas’s pain. Meanwhile, airline chaos has us questioning if flying is even worth it anymore. Delta flights flipping? Mid-air collisions? Maybe we should all just stay home.
Oh, and we’re celebrating five years of The Funky Panther! From surviving the pandemic to interviewing a friend who was wrongfully jailed and extradited, we've seen some wild times. Tune in for a raw, hilarious, and slightly unhinged discussion on sports heartbreak, travel paranoia, and the madness of modern life. Hit us up @TheFunkyPanther and let’s commiserate.
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Marky got with Sharon and Sharon got Sharia. She was Sharon, sharon's Alec. On the topic of disease, mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist. They were all in love with dying. They were doing it in Texas. Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain. Then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancing with the train she's meowing now.
Speaker 2:You can probably hear the meowing in the background. I think she's pregnant, you think?
Speaker 1:so I'm pretty sure she's pregnant. Oh no, I'm pretty sure she got knocked up by some Tom that as soon as he found out she, he, just he just left, just left her an unwed, unwed mother I hope she's not pregnant all by herself. Um, I think she is, but we went through this like last year uh, we thought she was pregnant and uh, turns out, no, turns out, no, she's not I can't.
Speaker 2:Uh, I think I'm checking my YouTube feed. It says live there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's people in here.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Thank.
Speaker 2:God, chad's not there from Hervey. Oh, there it is, our boy.
Speaker 1:J-Boy, j-boy, we missed you too. Yeah, in fact, we got to have the Mr Boy, mr Boy of the J, is that?
Speaker 2:what we call him now.
Speaker 1:Uh, he's like a, he's like a grown-ass, uh, grown-ass man.
Speaker 2:Call him jason. Now you call him jason. It is jason. Uh, he doesn't know by j boy anymore.
Speaker 1:He's j boy, he's always j boy uh all right, so a lot's been going on um we've been gone. We've been gone for a month I'm not gonna jump to jump in with the song or any of that stuff. I don't know, I don't feel like that's fitting tonight.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:But yeah, we've been gone for a month and let me recap what I was doing. Okay, so we had rodeo.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:I was busy with that, if y'all didn't see. Did y'all see that? Uh, chuck wagon.
Speaker 2:I did. I'm sure I know it was posted a lot on social media. That was uh, fucking nuts man, yeah it was. I'm gonna tell you. I just gotta tell you how that kind of was.
Speaker 1:You were there, yeah, I was there, yeah I was sitting there and um, have you ever watched something happen in front of your eyes and your brain doesn't comprehend it?
Speaker 2:yeah, that was uh. Yeah, yeah, I have luca getting traded that was getting traded. My brain didn't comprehend that. No, I no. I mean, I thought it was fake, I thought it was just fake news.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so that's what happened. My brain just didn't comprehend it. And then all of a sudden I'm just like, oh shit, I actually have to work now. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh crap, that's me, I got to go.
Speaker 1:That's my cue. I'm so thankful that they cut the. I know I look like an idiot. Running through, I felt like I was running in slow motion. Yeah, you know, almost like that Baywatch, those Baywatch scenes. You know, running through the sand is not easy and I was running through dirt. It was real loose dirt, so I'm taking off and they cut the camera. So all the videos I saw I'm not in anything, you don't see me. That's great. So I'm very, very thankful. That's great.
Speaker 2:So I'm very, very thankful, Did they? You didn't see anybody like any footage, Ow Any recorded footage.
Speaker 1:No, I saw the recorded footage. I'm just saying that the camera's cut so I didn't. Oh, you're talking about from the stands.
Speaker 2:Yeah, from the stands no.
Speaker 1:I figured more people had had their phones out or something. Nope, no, I saw one. I saw one, and again, I wasn't in that. That's good. It's like it didn't exist, which?
Speaker 2:is nice. Oh, hello. Okay, there we go. All right, I was hoping this would happen. Hello, cat.
Speaker 1:What's your cat? Gypsy, gypsy. Yeah, that's Gypsy, hello, gypsy, hello. So yeah, sweet baby, we got rodeo going on. Just life man, school's crazy yeah you started back up. Busy with that. We're finishing up our last hiring process at my job. I won't be involved in that anymore.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because they're moving over to the city, moving over to the city.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, lots of little things like that's been happening.
Speaker 2:I mean not cool. I mean I guess it's going to be a different thing for you.
Speaker 1:I don't know, we'll see. We went to Japan House the other night.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Good old Japan House. I meant to tell y'all.
Speaker 1:So after we went to Crystal Springs, Jesse and I were like I'm hungry, we're out still. Let's just go get some food. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I suggested sushi.
Speaker 1:She's like you want to. So that's where we went, forgot that Valentine's Day was literally the day before, yeah, and so that place was packed because we're stupid. But it's good, man, it was really good, and it's very difficult to get your crispy fried rice there.
Speaker 2:They're real slow about that. I mean, were they packed though?
Speaker 1:They were packed, but it was like my birthday all over again.
Speaker 2:Well, hey, there was like what it's?
Speaker 1:eight of us yeah there, yeah, so I mean, I get it. I mean, this time there was only two of us oh, yeah, yeah. So I mean, you would think oh, go faster please yeah, so, uh, that's, I mean, that's been my my life. I was sick. Yeah, we both were got the flu, I got something I got two types of flu here.
Speaker 2:Let me, I gotta get this real quick.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm sorry, that's all right. Javier's got to get something real quick. Oh man, this cat is fun. Anyways, to the. Let's take a look at the what's it called right now? The feed. So, herbie, sup ladies.
Speaker 1:Finally, I was about to put on Love is Blind. Love is Blind. I've never seen that. I've been stuck on watching Naked Attractions, and if you haven't seen that one, just get prepared for wieners and vaginas everywhere, because that's what that whole show's about.
Speaker 1:Jay, I know you miss your boys. I am jay man, thank you. Okay, jay man, we're gonna call you jay man, giant jay man. Um, and yes, I am wearing this shirt. If you uh can't see, there was an ambush, another ambush in Dallas. Javier and I are going to get into this here in a minute, but, straight up, our boy Luca, he's no longer with our team and, frankly, I can't be a Mavs fan for life anymore. It's just, I think it's over. I think the franchise is over for me, which, that's hard to say, which that's hard to say. It's hard to say. Christy, I think you should try Japan House. It is a little expensive to go during dinner, but lunch is pretty cheap. They have a little bit more options $33 and some change for dinner per person. But if you're like me, I can eat the shit out of some sushi and uh, I'll. I honestly think I could probably order a whole sushi boat. Yeah, I could just for myself.
Speaker 1:yeah, all right, so javier's back on here uh where have you, where have you been this uh month off that we took? I?
Speaker 2:mean same. I've been sick twice. Um, one was worse than the other. I was sick like a week before my uh birthday, I think. And then, um, here, maybe two weeks ago, the flu hit me one of the flus and, um, you know, I just stayed home and, well, it didn't work. I had a, like I think I had a four-day weekend, but it was just being sick and trying to get better, and during that time that's whenever uh, that that week was the weekend luca got traded to the lakers yeah, so, um, I think I woke up to that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't think I, because I think chasing something, our group message, yeah, uh, that night, and I didn't really pay any attention to it. Um, and I think I woke up and saw that Luke had been traded and I was sitting there trying to figure out what happened. So he went to LA and I'm going to tell you right off the bat, this is going to turn out to be the Ball Bag Podcast tonight, because I'm actually pretty passionate about the old basketballs.
Speaker 2:I like the Mavs, I've been a fan of them for a long time and I'm getting I'm getting steve nash vibes all from this all over again well, it's kind of like um remember, a couple years ago I brought up um luca, like if we didn't sign him, or to a max contract, or if we did, and I knew we were going to lose him. I mean, we're not that big of a market.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but we didn't lose him to, I mean, but we are, we're like the fourth largest NBA market actually.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it's kind of like everyone wants to go everywhere else. Yeah, but it's kind of like everyone wants to go everywhere else. And I think we had Luca and we were finally starting to be looked at, I mean because we had brought Kyrie. Kyrie came over.
Speaker 1:Right and Clay Thompson came over and I think the whole kairi uh, dude I mean him and luca and the dynamic they have meshing really well, right, and that still I'm. I'm flashing back to steve nash and and dirk right yeah because same situation. They, they, I mean they got together and they were making things happen. And here we go, we, we, we. Just in a midnight deal it seemed like um out of the public's eye came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1:It was literally like around 11, 30, 11, 11, 30 midnight and um everyone thought again that it was have you heard the theory behind like there's, there's, there's a bunch of like conspiracy theories going on about it, but the main one, the main one is trying to devalue the team to where they're getting a losing record.
Speaker 1:Right, move the team to, uh, las vegas yeah, so the, the people that own it are the, the people who own the sands hotel or that chain. And they wanted, they wanted Texas to pass gambling or allow gambling. They wanted to allow casinos and that didn't happen.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And their whole plan was to build a new stadium.
Speaker 2:What is that OBS?
Speaker 1:reconnected successfully. Okay, cool, they wanted to build a new stadium. Yeah, new stadium yeah and, yeah, that didn't work out, so they couldn't build the new stadium and put the casino on there. And so what do you do you? You, you make the team shit the bed. And I don't know what is happening here.
Speaker 2:We just losing obs I thought that was uh a guitar, so oh, yeah, I don't know anyways.
Speaker 1:So you make the team shit the bed, yeah, and you devalue the team and now, all of a sudden, it's like because, because the nba won't allow, they would not allow them to move the maps, because, again, fourth largest market, we are cash cow for them. Dallas in general is a is a huge sports market, uh, right now. So you move the team to las vegas. After you shit the bed with them, you build your fancy little uh stadium, your arena, and you build, you put your casino on the side of it. Did the raiders did they? Did they? Uh, put a casino there's?
Speaker 2:I don't think, because I feel like that's like the next thing that's gonna happen I mean you're, if you're in vegas, you're obviously in vegas, you, you're gonna have, I mean, something in that spot. I mean that's, it's everywhere around you, so there's no really any need. Um, I mean kind of with, uh, new orleans, you know, um, their stadium is like I want to say it's on the same street as well. No, it's not. No, I was going to say it's on the same street as their Caesars, the Caesars over there or the I forgot what it is if it's MGM.
Speaker 1:They got a Caesars in New Orleans.
Speaker 2:They have an MGM sports book or something like that. But I mean, that was the whole talk. And then, even now, there was news of a representative here in Texas trying to put on the books legislation for legalized gambling.
Speaker 1:Now could you see, like, all right, let's just say hypothetically that happens, and the Sands people are happy, and then they bring Luka back. I'm going to tell you, though, I think this is going to get Luka his championship.
Speaker 2:I mean that's what they were saying. They were saying they want to win. Now I don't think this thing, what they did, I don't think it would work if we didn't. I think their goal is well now. I mean, if we're giving up our best player for Peanuts and we need to show them that we're interested to do this now, so if they don't win this year, then it's it's literally title or bust, which I mean, I think on paper. I mean they say that we won, but I mean we won the trade. But anthony davis was hurt in the first game. He was here on a non-contact play, right, and he's gonna be out.
Speaker 1:Well, didn't he like? Come here already injured? He was already injured. It was like some ab injury or something like that From laughing too hard from his new show.
Speaker 2:That's another conspiracy theory was that this was all just for his prank show. His new prank show on TBS.
Speaker 1:This is all just one big elaborate prank on Luca.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so that would be just ridiculous Joke's on you. You actually didn't get traded.
Speaker 1:All right. So if you had to choose a new team, a new basketball team, yeah, a new basketball team who are you choosing? Oh man, because I put some thought into this.
Speaker 2:I mean, I've never wanted another team to win before. I hate the Spurs, even though I don't hate them as much as I did, because I respect what they're rebuilding.
Speaker 1:Why did you hate the Spurs? Well, it's just we never won.
Speaker 2:I mean they were always winning. It was always just winning from the Spurs. They got five rings into 2000s and, I think, 2000s up to the 20s yeah, she's jesus, she's got the, she's got the claws mother of god, that oh yeah, she likes to grab, hold and do a stretch. Good lord she put holes in my pants. Yeah, you don't let her do that. I can't help it.
Speaker 1:She's cute she, yeah, she, but uh, yeah, I told you she's pregnant.
Speaker 2:I think I can't think of a team that I would want to back. I mean, I'm not going to back Golden State because it's Golden State. Everybody's like, oh well, you're going to jump on the bandwagon. I mean, no, I don't know. I can't think of a team.
Speaker 1:You can't think of a team. No, no, no. So you're gonna stay mavs loyal, obviously. I mean, I mean, hell I've.
Speaker 2:I've been a goddamn cowboys fan for my entire life and we hadn't done anything, and that's just that's just self-abuse, is all that is yeah that's what that that's.
Speaker 1:What that's become is just self-abuse it is, it is um, I'm going boston celtics and I and I told I told lance that lance said it made sense, lance said it made sense and it's. It's my love for Larry Bird yeah, I think he is the GOAT. He was the OG trash talker and that could back it up. But I'm going Celtics because they've got Jason Tatum. I hate Jason Tatum I like Jason Tatum, I think he's a great player.
Speaker 2:Jalen Brown I hate Jalen Brown you hate.
Speaker 1:Jalen Brown. Chris Stops.
Speaker 2:I Jalen Brown Kristaps. I hate him too. Bozingas yeah, I hate all those motherfuckers Because they beat us.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they beat us in the finals last year. They did, they did.
Speaker 2:I mean I'm not going to support a team, I mean you go all the way you want, do whatever you want, but I'm not going to cheer for those sons of bitches. So I liked Kristaps whenever he played for us Me too, but he was just always getting hurt. If we had gotten him whenever he was, we should have drafted him. He's doing great now, though.
Speaker 1:I mean he's thriving with the Celtics. It just made sense, because I do like Jalen Brown. I like Jason Tatum because we share a similar name. You throw an S in there. That's the only reason why I like him, oh Tatum that's the only reason why I like him just drop that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, jason yeah yeah, jason, this is very similar to Tim like a white name, like a generic white name right regardless.
Speaker 1:No, but Jason. Jason Tate and Jalen Brown are both both great.
Speaker 2:I gotta stay with them. Stay with them. I can't. That's fine, I'm gonna go down with the ship that's fine.
Speaker 1:Okay, now I've got to stay with them. I can't. That's fine, I'm going to go down with the ship, that's fine, Okay. Now I did bring up a while back with our group like okay, so after the Super Bowl we had Kansas City Chiefs and the Eagles, the Philadelphia Eagles, yeah. Cowboys have sucked for us New team buy-in all the way this season. You said no.
Speaker 2:You said you won't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 1:I think we should. I think we should buy in. It can't be either team that wins the Super Bowl. It has to be a Like a new team.
Speaker 2:It can't be the Cowboys and it can't be.
Speaker 1:I think the Commanders would be a good choice.
Speaker 2:I think so too. I like their quarterback and also their coach, who came from. He was our DC.
Speaker 1:I'm going Green Bay.
Speaker 2:And yeah, Jordan Love is a pretty good quarterback. I think they have a pretty good future.
Speaker 1:The only reason why I'm going Green Bay is because it's the only team that's community owned. Yes, and I'm sick and tired of the multi-billionaire that we have that's running the show over here. Um, so, just to go, something community backed, um, you know, much like you've got.
Speaker 2:Uh, you're a minority owner of your minority owner of my team, of your soccer team, my manchester united um, I would like to be a minority owner of the green bay packers, but there's a huge waiting. Absolutely. I think you gotta wait years in order to, if not a lifetime, you know there are people that I think even still with uh season tickets, the same thing yeah, yeah it's, and it's passed down like it's generational.
Speaker 1:It's kind of like yankees seats or red socks seats it's usually passed those down, I get it, but I, I think I'm gonna, I'm gonna commit this year okay this, I'm gonna commit this season and I'm actually going to watch. I'm gonna I'm not gonna say I'm gonna watch every green bay game yeah I'm gonna attempt to watch as many of them as I can this year and I'm gonna buy into the whole football thing. I enjoyed, um, I enjoyed watching kansas city and philadelphia eagles game.
Speaker 2:Kansas played like absolute dog shit, they did, did, they didn't have any hope.
Speaker 1:That was not a championship team. It wasn't. No, they've been lucky.
Speaker 2:As a matter of fact, the Bills should have beat them in the playoffs in that conference championship Hello.
Speaker 1:So I'm going to buy into that. I'm going to buy into the Celtics. Okay, celtics and Pack packers yeah, I'm not pissed off at the stars yet hey, they're doing pretty damn they're doing.
Speaker 2:They're doing good um I get the. I get the stars updates on my phone um and I had to turn sports updates off on my phone, like for for one for soccer, because for footy football was it pissing you off? Well, no, because I would be watching a game and then it'd be like a minute lag or 30 second lag and the app would like get the alert.
Speaker 1:Oh, we're losing and it's like, oh fuck, and I look at the screen.
Speaker 2:I'm like now I just gotta wait for it for the other team to score a goal gotcha, so you were okay during like live events yeah, watching, yeah, yeah okay I mean I liked it because it was nice whenever I was working um was working.
Speaker 1:You know it'd be like stars are playing. I'm like okay cool stars are playing and let's see what's going on, you know just gonna run through the group chat real quick.
Speaker 2:Yes, rip Luca. Rip Mavs absolutely. Congrats, christy, on your J-O-B, j-o-b-z shout out congrats. I told Herbie that I wish people were this upset about things that are happening in real life.
Speaker 1:We're going to get flagged because she's showing her asshole.
Speaker 2:You can't do that. This isn't the movie Cats. It's getting kind of scary out here. It's getting every day something new and different and upsetting in the real world. So I completely understand and get it. It doesn't feel like real life. It's just we're literally just walking through the steps of this whatever, whatever's happening.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know um, it's not fun, I'll tell you that much. It's sure it's, it's a it's weird, but I'll tell you what this cat robin says.
Speaker 2:Uh, the cat should be a co-host, and I wholeheartedly agree.
Speaker 1:Please don't get on the board, though, that's the one thing. It's so funny it's the one thing I don't need her to do is get on this board and start messing things up. Oh man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so obviously we've been gone for a while and hopefully we can get to a more constant schedule. Bring you more episodes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've got some, so I've got. I don't know if I've ran this by you yet, so I had a friend of mine reach out from jail.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:And he's out now and all charges were it's a crazy story. It is an absolute crazy story and I'm not going to tell the whole story now, but he asked me if he could come on the podcast. Okay, because he wants to tell the story and I want him to come on and tell the story.
Speaker 2:For sure, him and his girlfriend both.
Speaker 1:Okay, but I'll give you a little snippet here. So he was charged with a crime and they arrested him. Charged with a crime in one state, arrested in another state while he was working yeah, in one state, arrested in another state while he was working, extradited to the other state and he sat in jail since, basically, august.
Speaker 2:Of last year. Yes, really.
Speaker 1:Over the summer yeah, basically since August and he had to fire his lawyer because the lawyer was terrible. He had a shit ton of evidence that proved he was innocent and the lawyer he had caused some issues and he basically had to sit there, got a new lawyer, they were able to submit everything and boom they're like charge literally the da's like oh, charges dropped. Yeah, we're not going to pursue this I don't get it.
Speaker 1:That's why the legal system's stupid dude, it is, it really is, and like the guy has gotten he's, you know he's never had any any issues yeah no priors, no issues or anything like that. Um, and yeah, they didn't even want to bond them out like they.
Speaker 2:They were like you can't bond I was just gonna sit in jail yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1:So. He's got this whole story he wants to tell and and we're gonna have him on whenever he actually can, that's the thing is like um, legally he can talk about it, but his lawyers right now don't want him to because they don't want um he basically it's like when I can talk about, I'll talk about it okay. Yeah, but he can't talk about it right now because there's some lawsuits that are gonna be happening and things of that nature totally so we are gonna have to have him on.
Speaker 1:So it'll be kind of like when we had Mr Edward Brown on oh yeah, Only less serious but still also very serious subject matter. So I don't know when that's going to happen. We're going to have that happen, yeah, absolutely. I think we're also going to try to start getting a few more guests back on again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we ran into Chris Rael from. West Fork Fitness.
Speaker 1:West Fork Fitness.
Speaker 2:And Paris Coffee Shop.
Speaker 1:And now building owner with our tattoo friend Joseph Ayala.
Speaker 2:I don't know if we can talk about it. I don't know. I think we were drunkala. I don't know if we can talk about it?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I think we were drunk, but I don't think he. I don't know if we can talk about that yet I don't know what they're going to do.
Speaker 1:They're doing something. They got something going on.
Speaker 2:Well, it'd be really cool. It's going to be a.
Speaker 1:Oh, my gosh Cat's trying to. You know Can't put. The cat is purring like crazy. I should just give her a mic, Just give her a mic. You want to come over here and talk.
Speaker 2:I did have a bunch of stuff on this here thing of ours.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you did, and I think we should get into it.
Speaker 2:And so let me get into the notes and just run through it. But yeah, I mean, I'm glad we're back, even though Chad's not here. Um, get better, buddy, this sickness, everybody's been getting sick though dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So I got, I had this cold, yeah, and I ran up, ran a fever and everything and I was out for like two-ish days maybe, yeah, and then I was like, okay, I'm well enough to go back to back to work. I went back to work but I never got like fully over it. Then, out of nowhere, I thought it was just allergies.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:All that wind was blowing in, I was sneezing like crazy and I was like no, I think it's a little bit more allergies, and here I was sick again. So I'm just now getting over that.
Speaker 2:I mean, I still got this stupid lingering cough yeah, me too, and so I can't do anything about it. Okay, so what are you going to bring up? Well, I mean, back to the Luka thing. Like I mentioned, this was like years ago and I was like he's going to the Lakers. It's going to happen. Am I an Oscar Thomas? Yes, I'm a sports. And Oscar Thomas, are the Cowboys going to win the Super Bowl next year? That's my prediction. I'm gonna say no, well manchester united do anything?
Speaker 1:no, I do remember you saying that uh, luca was gonna go to lakers yeah, dude, I mean it was just inevitable, do you think? Do you think it was uh lebron's doing?
Speaker 2:no, because they say he didn't know anything about it. As a matter of fact, the only two. There was only two people that knew about it.
Speaker 1:Well, ownership also I feel like lebron was just like get me somebody good now.
Speaker 2:I don't know, but all I know is somebody had a picture of both GMs talking at a Dallas coffee shop, and why they didn't just post that Like hey, Rob Palenka and Nico Harrison are at this coffee shop in Dallas, Like what's going on?
Speaker 1:All right, can we talk about this coffee shop in Dallas, like what's going on? All right, can we talk about man? This is a sports show. What happened, though, at so right? After all, that happens right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They go and throw a funeral. Yes, so, they throw that funeral for.
Speaker 2:Luca For the Mavs For the.
Speaker 1:Mavs, right, but I mean casket and everything. They had it out there for a little bit and then they got the staff got rid of it. But there was the guy. There was one guy who got into it, basically with Mark Cuban.
Speaker 2:On Twitter.
Speaker 1:No At the game.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was telling him, like, shut the fuck up and sit down.
Speaker 1:And it was a misunderstanding, they say but it got the dude free courtside seats. Oh, it did it. Oh yeah, mark apologized, and courtside seats for everybody Good.
Speaker 2:Him and his boy, yeah.
Speaker 1:So got to do courtside. That's pretty fucking cool. But then that dude who mouths at the Jumbotron fired Nico. Now do you think they just got rid of him because he said fire Nico. Or do you think it looked like he mouthed something else?
Speaker 2:No, okay, especially, that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, that leads me down this pathway of, like I, to go to a mavs game and I want to wear the shirt I have on yeah, that's all, but I was telling you you got to wear a shirt gonna wear a shirt over it, yeah and then, like whenever you're in your seats, like, take it off.
Speaker 2:Right now you do got a caution, because I don't want to. They won't kick anybody out. I don't want to be banned for life, they're not going to kick anybody out. But your shirt, that shirt you're wearing.
Speaker 1:I don't know if anybody can see the shirt he's wearing right now All right, so I'll describe it for those that will end up listening. But it's got another ambush in Dallas and it has Luca on one side and John F Kennedy's picture on the other, kind of mirrored together.
Speaker 1:And then it's got Lyndon B uh, his picture on one one side of his initials, lbj with lbj, and it's got lebron james on the bottom side of it with his initials as well. Um, so yeah, it's very inflammatory. You know it's been 62 years. Get over it. Get the fuck over it at this point.
Speaker 2:so I mean like, look, it's what I'm saying, though, due to the context of the shirt and the insinuation of what it signifies, security will more than likely tell you to either cover up or kick you out. Yeah, only because of the, you know.
Speaker 1:Because of the subject matter. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I mean, I think I should take some pictures in Dealey Plaza.
Speaker 2:Oh Christ, Take pictures in Dealey Plaza with that shirt on.
Speaker 1:Go to the school book depository.
Speaker 2:And then carry like have a Lucas jersey. Yeah, that'd be fucked up, dude, that'd be so fucked up, just all the place I go.
Speaker 1:lay down in the spot.
Speaker 2:You post that on Reddit and it'll go viral. Oh yeah, For sure.
Speaker 1:I go lay down in the what's it called on the X in the roadway. Should we rent a limo?
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's rent a Lincoln Continental.
Speaker 1:I think we can. They do a tour. They do, they do Absolutely. So let's rent a Lincoln Continental and do a whole photo shoot or something.
Speaker 2:I think it'll be good. Oh my God, too bad. You can't go to this old school book depository.
Speaker 1:You can, suppository you can go up to the.
Speaker 2:You can go up there, but they have that room like mirrored off where it's got the, or windowed off, oh yeah, but you can go up and see it.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, I just can't stand it. I can't stand in the window.
Speaker 2:Or you know film in there. Oh, look at this little laying down. Okay, this little gypsy um. So you know sports, still sports. Okay, yeah, um, super bowl happened. It did um, as entertaining as it was, the highlight was the half it was that, yeah, the halftime show was great.
Speaker 1:Um, what I loved is, uh, my my facebook feed, um, blowing up with I'm not racist, but yeah, yeah, yeah. And they didn't say I'm not racist, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they didn't say I'm not racist, but a lot of it was like well, I can't understand what that guy was saying I don't know what he's saying. They were one word off, essentially.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they were.
Speaker 1:There was a lot of I can't understand what he was saying. I was like you don't want to say what he was. Yeah, that's what I'm reading into it I thought it was great and um, loved it. You know a lot of people and what was kind of funny, there was people that said, you know, I don't, I didn't, it's not really my kind of music, but I really like the american flag.
Speaker 2:And I was like, bro, you don't even understand what that was representation for, literally divided down the middle, like it was, like there was. No, it wasn't. Uh, pro america.
Speaker 1:It was uh showing the current state of America, Like the significant or the. And Miss Williams herself crip-walking Hell yeah, that was amazing Because she got in trouble. Did she get in trouble, or was it more of like a Like, hey, don't do that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 2012 Wimbledon after she won. The callback to that, though. Hey, she still looks great.
Speaker 1:Shout out to you, serena, but you yeah, 2012, and here we are in 2025 and we're still we're bringing that up yeah, but also because she dated drake.
Speaker 2:Sure, yeah, no, I know it was, it was a double, it was a dig.
Speaker 1:But between that and um, samuel jackson, oh, uncle sam, uncle sam man, the whole show was great. The, the symbolism was great.
Speaker 2:Um, and true, kendrick, which he wasn't supposed to do, that song well, the thing is, um, it was, it was a part of the show, but he wasn't supposed to say uh, the pedophile.
Speaker 1:He wasn't supposed to call him a pedophile and he fucking did he didn't.
Speaker 2:He said certified lover boy, certified ah. And then had people you know, you know this song, yeah, and so then you know, of course, whenever the a minor part came on, then he could say that because I mean, it's a play on words.
Speaker 1:I think christy was right. I think she did get fine for it oh, okay yeah, I mean good on her. I'm glad she did, and did you see the interview about it? Like what she said? She basically got called up by Kendrick and was like, hey, I want you to come on and do this and I want you to do Crip Walk. She's like you have to say yes to that.
Speaker 2:That was cool. Regardless, the halftime show was very entertaining. It was.
Speaker 1:What's funny is all the feed all these people were like let's bring back the old rock and roll.
Speaker 2:Metallica I want to see Metallica. And Putt Skinner, I want to see.
Speaker 1:Ted Nugent, ted Nugent, up there. That's a pedophile right there, uncle Ted, allegedly you can't call somebody a pedophile if we don't know for sure, because you know he'll sue us uh, yeah, and also yeah, uh.
Speaker 2:On the group chat I loved her husband's response. Like steven a smith, yeah, steven a smith was like yeah, if she's over there trying to, was it shade my ex, then I'd leave her like bitch, shut up. You wouldn't even know how to handle all that like I mean this literally mansplaining, or man talking like oh well, she should. She's married with kids, like with kid, and you know her husband should be pissed like I don't know why. What kind of man would accept that? Like bro, just shut the hell up, you don't know anything, just stick to nope. You're not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say stick to sports, but you shouldn't be like kind of being like a man about it. You know like oh fuck that. Like no more power to her husband's like got, like he's got a lot of like I mean confidence, he's a billionaire, but I mean like well, yeah, I think that I think billionaire uh, billions, makes you uh very confident hell, yeah, um, what else I mean it's been uh.
Speaker 2:Another thing I had on here was the uh. It's gonna be 30 years since the cowboys last won a super bowl like uh. Do you have any memories of yesteryear whenever?
Speaker 1:man, I remember growing up. Um, I remember growing up when the Cowboys were at peak, right yeah, and my parents always go into a Super Bowl party, and I remember all the food.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:It was a big deal, man. All the food, everybody's crowded around. We didn't have the giant TVs. Everybody's crowded around those little TVs, you know the tvs that weighed like 250 pounds yes that were only like 15 inches or whatever now I mean, they're bigger than that, but that would.
Speaker 1:That would kill you, though, if they fell on you. Um, but I just remember being a kid and and my parents would go over there and all the kids would be there. We would watch some of the game, but we'd be out playing. You know, eating food and all that stuff and then catching some more of the game, and I just remember, I remember that that gives me that nostalgia feeling man, I remember the blue and silver m&ms.
Speaker 1:They had blue, yes yes, I remember that my mom had a. Um, my mom had a pepsi bottle. I think she still has it. That was from one of the Super Bowls. It's got the cowboy stuff on it. It's a glass Pepsi bottle. It's still full. I don't think it's worth anything.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's memorabilia. Still, I kind of want to crack it open. Oh God, don't be that guy. There's a guy that does that.
Speaker 1:He buys like yeah, he buys expired fucking shit and he'll oh. God, I can't even those Altoids.
Speaker 2:Oh, the sour ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, I love those.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I remember we had the big TV. I didn't even realize looking back that we had the huge TV, the big old fucking 400-pounder, and but the let's see. I remember the parking lot seller selling shirts and cowboy stuff.
Speaker 1:I do, I, let's see. I remember the parking lot seller selling shirts and cowboy stuff. I do. I kind of remember that to you. Yeah, all the, all the bootlegs, all the bootleg shit hey.
Speaker 2:But those bootleg, that bootleg stuff now, if you can find one from back in the day, are very expensive so I actually threw away.
Speaker 1:I had a bootleg uh, I had a bootleg dirk jersey man. Well, dude, it was bad. Jerseys are one thing, but the, the uh old like old kind of like the tour shirts that they used to sell.
Speaker 2:Like, those are going for pretty big stuff.
Speaker 1:So yeah, that was. Yeah, that's what I remember.
Speaker 2:I remember the food too, and the halftime shows. You know the Michael Jacksons and your Whitney Houston or Whitney Houston singing the anthem, and yeah, those were the days.
Speaker 1:So, off topic, I'm taking a speech class right now, okay, okay, and I'm actually doing uh. So we had to pick a uh, a lesser known speech, to basically do a uh rhetorical analysis, analysis of it yeah and I picked, uh, kevin costner speech for speech for Whitney Houston's memorial. Oh, you know, they were like really good friends.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1:They were really close friends and of course they did Bodyguard and all that stuff, yeah, so I'm doing that, I'm trying to remember this actor's name and for the life of me I cannot remember.
Speaker 2:Bozeon.
Speaker 1:And see, that's where I'm struggling right now. My brain is zapped a little bit. I can see the stupid dude's face. He, I think, I think what's-his-face is the same person. I think, oh boy from the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback.
Speaker 2:Patrick Mahomes Kermit the Frog.
Speaker 1:Nope, not Kermit the Frog, but close. I'm going to play this clip here and you'll know who I'm talking about here in a second, but definitely the same person. So stand by, let me pull this up. They actually threw a nice party for us at the hotel. The chain smokers came through, dj collard came through. Um, I had the goddamn spoon man from the sound garden videos coming to my shit. No way. Oh yeah, I'm talking six grills burning at all times, tiki torches I knew it whole pigs fucking shit.
Speaker 1:Loads of macaroni and cheeses, baked potatoes. Tell me that doesn't sound like him. It does. What's that guy's name I cannot think of it, danny McBride. Danny McBride. Yes, yeah, patrick Mahomes and Danny McBride are the same person.
Speaker 2:Their hair and eastbound and down.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:It's kind of almost the same. Did you see have?
Speaker 1:you seen the Danny McBride at the African Braid Shop?
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, it was on Kenny Powers. What did I say?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Kenny Powers, he's found him down.
Speaker 2:He's found him down yeah, yeah, no, like straight up in West Fort Worth, right, yeah, it's over off of Cherry Lane. Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's an African.
Speaker 2:Braid Shop.
Speaker 1:I think I've seen it before and it's got like all the different braid styles they do, and there's a dude that's got cornrows. That looks like Danny McBride.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's been on Reddit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like if Danny McBride was.
Speaker 2:Puerto Rican. No, it was Danny McBride in Pineapple Express. Yeah, a little tan.
Speaker 1:But yeah, he had those braids yeah.
Speaker 2:So yeah, no, that's pretty funny. You played that because I remember somebody playing that also.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Patrick, yeah, so Jesse's little brother sent that to me and I was like and I looked at it and I was like dude, you got me convinced that they're the same person, I think somebody played that for Old Boy and he was laughing at that he does sound kind of like Kermit the Frog.
Speaker 2:He sounds kind of like kermit the frog, but I like clear your throat, buddy. I give it more of the dana mcbride. Okay, what else you got? Uh, well, I want to talk about something on the on the group chat. Uh, the all these planes that are going down, especially today today in arizona okay what arizona was? A two planes collided in tucson. Two planes collided in tucson today.
Speaker 1:Okay, today gotcha um and then, two days ago, the delta flight that flipped dude, I didn't want to talk about any of this, and and the reason why is because you already are terrified of flying I and I've already and I told tammy this I was like we're not flying, we are not getting this motherfucker on a plane anytime soon.
Speaker 1:So that's that's. That's going to be a problem. Okay, the Delta one that flipped. Yes, this is not funny. No, but my boss came into work the day that this happened. Right, he comes in the work. He left to go to lunch and he comes back and he's like anything interesting happen while I was gone and we're in the office and I said, oh yeah, a plane crashed out in the parking lot, took out all the cars. One of my coworkers was in her office. She comes out and she's like what Plane crash? I was like I'm just joking. I was saying that it crashed. He asked if something crazy happened. I was like, yeah, in the front parking lot she got all the cars. I shit you not. I walked down in our crew lounge area and on the TV they got the. And on the TV they got the. And I was like, wow, talk about what. How did I? How did I manifest this? But that shit's crazy. The Delta plane flipped over Everybody got out.
Speaker 2:There was such clear video of this happening.
Speaker 1:Yes, like right there, and everybody got out fine.
Speaker 2:That's. And again to to Robin's point is it a conspiracy? Because point? Is it a?
Speaker 1:conspiracy, because there were multiple angles shot of this plane crash and rollover. But how do you just like, we're gonna, we're gonna make the plane. Well, okay, let me.
Speaker 2:I mean the black hawk hitting the american eagle.
Speaker 1:Okay, there's some stuff on that one I can. I can speak on that. So I've got a friend of mine who um actually did fly in dc some um on black hawks, did fly in dc some um on blackhawks and that is a normal route. So it is up to the blackhawk pilot to keep an eye on that plane.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Now they asked hey, do you see such and such plane? They're like. They acknowledged and said, yes, they could have been looking at the wrong plane. Oh, it could have been as simple, as simple as that. Now there's, but that is normal because there's a lot of traffic happening and they fly underneath the flight path typically. So I'm not saying that one, but I will say we had the Boeing door blow off and we talked about that and people talked shit on us on our YouTube shorts.
Speaker 2:Fuck you YouTube people. They were like you don't know what you're talking about. Post a clip.
Speaker 1:You're not posting the right thing, you're saying the wrong stuff, and you're right, we don't know, get away from the power she's trying to kill herself um, anyways, yes, we don't know, we don't know all that stuff but we're not experts. We are not experts, we are not experts, I will say that it is normal for those play, you know, the helicopters to fly and that pathway and all that stuff, and I think it.
Speaker 2:I think that was just a big, uh big accident, dude but it's still, I mean in a month, like, I think, five crashes, five different crashes, since since, uh, old orange took, took office and he's just like oh well, the there's dei people, they need to do better work, it's all, do you think? It's?
Speaker 1:because we, we do. They fired all the no, no, no, do you think these companies just fired all the dei people and now we're having plane crashes. I don't know maybe that, maybe that I think we should look into it I mean, somebody should hire somebody so I mean that's it is. It is very or or or the play devil's advocate. Are people just trying to, you know, make him look bad now?
Speaker 2:uh, robin says 87 87 aviation accidents in 2025 alone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 87 I mean I need to know what the statistics are. I think when one plane one plane was from the.
Speaker 2:Was it Vince Neil? Vince Neil's plane and Vince Vaughn's plane collided, yeah, and one person died.
Speaker 1:Was it Vince Vaughn and Vince Neil Vince?
Speaker 2:Vaughn's jet and Vince Neil. Is that the guy from?
Speaker 1:Molly Crew. Molly Crew. Yeah, I didn't know it was their jet. It's weird.
Speaker 2:I just realized that they're both named vince. Yeah, that's so strange. Um dude, this I mean, I don't know man, it kind of freaks me out and I hate right, and so now I'm like okay, so we gotta drive everywhere yes, we can't.
Speaker 1:We can't fly anywhere, hell yeah it's like I want to go back to new orleans.
Speaker 2:I don't want to drive that eight to ten hour drive though let's see, uh, on the group chat it's on average amounts of crashes per year, I don't know. And so I mean they figure also, like the stuff that and that one um private jet that crashed in philadelphia, that they got good, they got I think this is more just like.
Speaker 1:Uh, I think it's more smoke and mirrors.
Speaker 2:For some reason, they're just really pushing that agenda out on us right now let's see the only thing commercial airline crashes that happened since 2009, in the us at least. Well, I mean, wasn't the uh delta?
Speaker 1:one a commercial? Oh yeah, no, that's what she's saying like. So they're saying that it's on average for crashes. It's just that we haven't really had any commercial ones. So aviation accidents we're kind of on par it's. Just this happens to be a like worse because, it's these commercial planes or something, I don't know it's still freaky.
Speaker 2:I don't look, I get it, I hate it. I get it, but what?
Speaker 1:are you gonna do whenever, uh, whenever we have the flying cars everywhere, walk my bitch ass is gonna walk.
Speaker 2:Fuck all that shit. Give me a goddamn if you can do all that flying car shit, make me a motherfucking. I mean, what was it? Wasn't Uber wanting to do like these? Like, I think, for the World Cup they wanted to do like flying Ubers yeah, flying Ubers.
Speaker 1:Well, they were going to do like the helicopter ports or whatever, but no, I mean I think Uber really had they're got these unmanned drone vehicles or whatever.
Speaker 2:Fuck that If those self-driving Ubers in Arizona would get into accidents and stay in the middle of the road for no reason, then what are we doing?
Speaker 1:here. So I saw one that I guess they got away, that it recognizes that they were being pulled over and they pull over, yeah, yeah, so a cop pulled one over because it's a Wago. Yeah, they're Wagos, right? Yeah. Yeah, the Wago turned down and went down a wrong way because the construction, it was confused.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And so they pulled it over. Luckily there's nobody in it. But then some dude got stuck in a Wago that was going around a traffic circle.
Speaker 2:It just indefinitely not leaving, just a roundabout, yeah, just a roundabout, just going around in circles.
Speaker 1:So he's like, hey, um, your car's got me going around the circle. We've just been doing this thing to do, a tuck and roll. He's like I got to get to the airport.
Speaker 2:That's hilarious. I'm gonna miss my flight.
Speaker 1:Stupid automatic car could you imagine missing like a job interview, because it's just like you were late, sir.
Speaker 2:I was fucking we go. I was just going in circles and I don't know what to tell you like I got a young camera you're like I'm trying to be, you know, environmentally cautious and you know taking, you know ride shares and whatever.
Speaker 1:But here I am just going in the circle and the job's like you're taking.
Speaker 2:That takes jobs from americans yeah, so I digress yeah, um what else?
Speaker 1:I did see that uh, uh, some european, uh auto manufacturers are looking at putting production here in the united states because of the tariffs I mean, it's kind of like the parts are being made elsewhere, but the it's being reassembled yeah, yeah, I mean you're charged, they're gonna charge. Well, you're gonna get the somewhere for my understanding, the anything that comes in is getting you know these tariffs right and it's we pay the tariffs yeah because we're it's, we pay the tariffs because it's coming here Anyways.
Speaker 1:So there's still going to be things being tariffed coming here, even though they're going to be built here or final assembly, you know whatever. But then the final product's not tariffed as much because those parts were cheap and the big picture thing, they're expensive. So like that's why Toyota or at least my understanding Toyota did that they started doing production here because there's a truck tariff. There's been a truck tariff forever. That's why they put the Tundra production plant in San Antonio.
Speaker 2:Well, all I know is that they need to bring that $10,000 Hilux from Mexico over here.
Speaker 1:Yes, because there's not a man. This is really jumping topics here, but there's not an affordable truck.
Speaker 2:No there isn't. Everything's based at at least $25,000. Yeah, and that's for a Maverick or a.
Speaker 1:Right that you can't haul anything in. No, I mean they have. Or you get a single cab work truck that has no features and you can haul all sorts of shit in that, but not people. Yeah, you put them in the back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what this Hilux kind of is. The Hilux is just a, it's a base truck, nothing special, no automatic windows. I don't think it's got a radio either.
Speaker 1:But it's not a, but it's not a um, just like a single cab work truck either. Right, I think it's a single, but you, you.
Speaker 2:It's built for people to customize it the way they want to.
Speaker 1:So if they want to put a flat bed in the back, if they want to have like um, kind of like a uh storage type stuff in the back on the beds, right then they can do that, but I mean I think well, I mean, it's just a hylux, and that's what we, that's what I think, if we truly want to make america great again, well, we never had hyluxes. Uh, if we want to make america great, then we should be allowed to have these cars yeah, absolutely have you seen the chinese?
Speaker 2:Chinese cars yeah, I'm very impressed in the features that they have.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and the price point is you get all this shit in this car that if it was a car that we could get here, you would pay like $80,000, $90,000 for, and over there you're getting these fancy-ass electric vehicles that have all this crazy tech in there for $40,000.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like half off, like refrigerated consoles where they can store cold drinks Right.
Speaker 1:And they turn in a circle. Not like a tight circle, it basically just spins.
Speaker 2:Just so that it would cool faster if it needs to. Yeah.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I'm talking about the car itself. Like you just push a button and like, yeah, so like to get like to tight spots or whatever, where you don't have a lot of room, you can kind of like it makes your car just like move in a very tight circle. Yeah, kind of like, uh, the crab walking, that the the hummer evs got, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but I mean I've seen one.
Speaker 2:Jesus needs to bring one, ship one over here, jesus. But they got like entertainment systems inside where they have screens behind every chair.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Well, because it gets self-driving. Yeah yeah, and so like you could entertain your passengers and all that.
Speaker 2:It's crazy what the hell is wrong with us. We're and and all that, and it's crazy what the hell's wrong with us. We're just letting all the cool shit I know out, all the cool shit's being built. It's kind of like in the early late 90s, early 2000s, all the cool shit was being made in japan and you had to like find a certain place to go buy it right but you'd get like a over 200 to 500 markup on that stuff and then like on, like vehicles and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:You got to wait what? 25 years?
Speaker 2:25 years, yeah because the uh 2001 r34 r34 skyline just became street legal this year. I want to say somebody correct me if I'm wrong tiktok, it's like a 20.
Speaker 1:Yeah, whatever I, I'm just it's 25 year for for the emissions right, yeah and so, like you're, so we gotta wait all this time to get the cool shit, and then by the time it's still cool when we get it, but it's just not as cool as it once it sucks is what it is. It sucks obviously maybe the communists aren't that bad hey, communism I mean capitalism is kind of on paper.
Speaker 1:Communism looks great it does but I mean I don't know, I I don't live in china, but you know, I've seen pictures and uh, we've got friends in China right now and they seem to be thriving. They're living on like basically the penthouse, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and also they were just in the Philippines, like a couple weeks ago I know, and then, like they were in, where else Did they go to Singapore?
Speaker 1:No, I think they went to vietnam.
Speaker 2:Yes, vietnam, god damn everything looked so good over there. Does yeah, anywho, all right, what else? You got let's see um.
Speaker 1:Valentine's day was here earlier yeah, did you do anything special?
Speaker 2:uh well, we went to walloons on thursday on thursday because um friday was going to be a madhouse, so we went to. Walloons was fantastic, as always still haven't been. It's really good. The oysters are perfect to perfection. Um, I had a uh roast, a pot roast with the mashed potatoes really delicious, and tammy got like a clam stew, which was really good also. Um, what is it friday? We just stayed in.
Speaker 1:We made a focaccia bread sandwiches so it looked like a lot of our friends were. I mean, I saw it on my feed, jesse saw it on her feed. It was a lot of like look what I made for valentine's day, a lot of people stayed in. Yeah and I think you know, I think you kind of hit the nail on on the head there. I mean trying to get anything on valentine's day especially.
Speaker 1:It fell on a friday yes, and it was that weekend yeah, so you have the whole week and people you know doing valentine's day stuff. Um, I think that was the move was just to stay in absolutely.
Speaker 2:And you see, and honestly, that's kind of been the move for a couple years now. You had it happen with covid. Nobody can really go out, because it was the start, it was five years ago yeah whenever covid happened and we were getting close to where everything was shutting down, kind of like, with us. It was started five years ago. Happy five-year anniversary, guys. We're not celebrating.
Speaker 1:I can't believe it's. It was five years ago it's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know it's really weird right time is a motherfucker, time's a fucking thief. It's been pretty, pretty weird so I spent.
Speaker 1:I spent about 70 ish dollars on ingredients.
Speaker 2:Yes, which, by the way, if you haven't looked on his page of his food, it was very delicious.
Speaker 1:So I bought a big ribeye it was a pretty good size. We just split the ribeye and I bought two lobster tails that were butterflied and I cooked those and I did a Hasselbeck baked potato, which that was a pain in the dick.
Speaker 1:You have to cut them so thin you don't cut all the way through. I'd rather just do a baked potato. Yeah, but I spent 70 bucks on on on ingredients and you know, for between the two of us. Uh, the price point if I was to get that, if I was to get that at a restaurant, it would have been probably 70 to 100. 100 a person, I think would have been 100 per person, 100 per person, yeah, so probably two hundred dollars for for the two of us. Yeah, and I spent 70 bucks that's insane and we bought a.
Speaker 1:So when we went to uh lily's we really liked that uh bottle of wine yeah that we got, uh, it's quilt, it was a solvion, uh, solvion blanc, no creme of chardonnay uh, oh man, I can't remember what it was. Cabernet, it was a cabs, that's what it was. It was a cab. Um, we bought that. I bought that at the liquor store a few days, a total wine about a week prior. So we had a nice bottle of wine, we had our surf and turf.
Speaker 1:I mean it was just, it was just a it was just a good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was good, it was good. I'm sure jesse was really amazing. Yeah, yeah, it turned out.
Speaker 1:I mean so I I don't cook all the time. I actually cook a lot more now because she works later in the evenings, um, but I don't cook that often. Or she'll prepare the menu, yeah, and then I'll just cook it. But I came up with all this myself. I was like I want to do this, I want to do do that. I was perusing on Central Market and they had some pretty good deals, so I was like I'll jump on it. And you know, I got our long stem rose.
Speaker 2:Ooh, just one, yeah just one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we don't do a lot of flowers and you? Know, this would be nice. She's got a long-stem rose set on the table. She comes in. She's like oh, you got me a rose too. Yes, I get.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got Tammy a. What is it? Tiff's Treats, and with Tiff's Treats they can actually send a necklace from what's that lady's?
Speaker 1:Kendra Scott. Kendra Scott. Why do I know that? I don't know man.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I and I had it on the tip of my tongue but I forgot. I shouldn't know this but uh, yeah, it's kinder. It's. For a hundred dollars you can get like a dozen cookies and a kinder scott.
Speaker 1:I've never bought anything from kinder scott for anybody. And why I know this I? I don't know yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 2:I know kinder scott, but uh, I'm sure the cookies were good. She liked it and the girls at the salon liked it.
Speaker 1:Well, the cookies are always good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, Because they were warm. Yeah, they're recently warm. I'm sure they had their special little doohickey that keeps everything warm, but that's what we did. And then, of course, the same thing we bought a big steak and I didn't grill it, I just put it on the cast iron.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say I think that's the way to do it. Cast iron, cast iron steak, jared says from Tales of the Fort. He says his steak is the best steak ever. It's better than any steak that he's ever had at any restaurant. And I call bullshit on that, jared. I call bullshit on that. Well, yours looked really well.
Speaker 2:Mine was good.
Speaker 1:It was done well, but'm gonna tell you it's still not as good as um that buffalo steak from uh uh the riata or uh any steak I've had from b&b butcher. My steak was good, I cooked it, I took, I cooked a great steak, it was ribeye, it was great on the on the groove chat real quick.
Speaker 2:Lucas plank tonight. Yeah, I think today is his first big game, I think it's. I'm not sure if it's against charlotte, um, but uh, it says lucas playing tonight. Yeah, I think today is his first big game, I think it's. I'm not sure if it's against charlotte, um, but uh, it says lucas playing tonight. I'm going to be watching a lot of laker laker games, I guess I mean the, the? They're gonna play the mavericks on tuesday.
Speaker 1:I don't like, uh, lebron I, I'm not, I'm not over I respect him as a human.
Speaker 2:He does really good things for the city of cleveland. Uh, he's done a lot for the children, sure, with his school and then paying for their college taking care of that. You know I'm a big fan, humanitarian, wise, great guy basketball player. Go fuck yourself I will say.
Speaker 1:I will say I watched some videos of him just throwing balls at people oh yeah, just like being a dick, yeah, straight up just being a dick. Yeah, straight up just being a dick. And that was funny. I did enjoy that. I was like, okay, I'll get behind. I do like watching basketball players be assholes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sometimes it's fun Like.
Speaker 1:Dennis Rodman back in the day. Yeah, throwing their size around, throwing their weight around and just being a complete prick on the court.
Speaker 2:I think is great.
Speaker 1:That's why I like Larry Bird so much. That dude would just trash, talk people all day long and run his mouth and show it up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like the clips of him and Michael seeing each other. Hey Michael, hey Larry. And they get close and he's like, yeah you, son of a bitch. He's like fuck you, son of a bitch.
Speaker 1:I do not like, so I like going to TCU women's basketball. Tcu's men's basketball is garbage. They're not.
Speaker 2:Hey, they beat Texas Tech last night.
Speaker 1:Sure, they beat Texas Tech, but their team has been, so it's been hot garbage here this past season, I mean they might make it to.
Speaker 2:If they keep going their way they're going, they might make it to the big dance okay, maybe the women's, though they've been ranked I think they're still 10th. I think they're 10th. They got down to 7th at one point but HVL Haley Van Lith. He lit a fire under those girls asses. Oh yeah, and shout out to her because she goes to tammy salon to get her hair done my issue, though, so I don't like the, I don't like their okay, yeah, we don't like.
Speaker 1:I don't like their giant uh that they, that they have there she was recently investigated. She's being investigated right now for uh things that she had been allegedly investigated for prior now I will say, though, sometimes it's funny to watch her use her size, though on the court.
Speaker 2:Just throwing it around and getting rebounds.
Speaker 1:Well, no, no, no, no. She's not great at that. She's great at setting picks, though, and letting people just bounce off of her, and then she gets the foul. She's shooting a lot of foul shots on that, but, um, it is funny to watch that stuff. So that is. That is the basketball I really enjoy is number one. I like a good if you can fake somebody out and so watching like man. I was watching some of lucas highlights yeah and uh, dude, he did this.
Speaker 1:He did this crazy ass like set up like he was gonna shoot and threw it basically over him.
Speaker 2:The fake pass and then the fake layup to the pass and to a three.
Speaker 1:So I love watching that shit and I love watching someone who can do a good fake shot, step back and then actually get the three.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what Dirk used to do.
Speaker 1:Dude, those moves are great, right. And then I love watching people just like basically set them up and just you know, you run right into them, you fall down and that's the end of it, right, yeah, to continue on the whole sports thing, I want to talk about the US hockey.
Speaker 2:Oh man Woo, which I think are they playing tonight.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I don't know, Meow indeed I say yeah Meow, us hockey All right. So we played Canada.
Speaker 2:Yes, on Saturday night, canada.
Speaker 1:Yes, International hockey there typically is not fights. Fighting is legal in all hockey, but whenever you're doing the international hockey it typically is pretty civil and non-fighting. It's not like our typical American hockey. Although the Canadian team kind of fucked up they ran their mouth.
Speaker 2:They did.
Speaker 1:And then what did they do? The whole arena boos the national anthem right.
Speaker 2:Which current climate? I get it. Current climate.
Speaker 1:I get it. I get it. I'm not mad that they did it.
Speaker 2:I mean, I understand why my skin's thicker if you're playing, but it lit a fire in our team's ass.
Speaker 1:I will. I will tell you because what? The first nine seconds first nine seconds.
Speaker 2:There was, uh, I think, four fights they go for.
Speaker 1:They go for a face-off yeah, they go for a face a face-off and as soon as the pucks hit, he just drops a stick, drops a stick and throws his gloves, and they just go at it and then watching them like those checks man, some of those checks into the glass. I don't know how some of those guys were walking away.
Speaker 2:Those. I will describe them like this and they were over the top and like in the Mighty Ducks movies. If you go rewatch them like the checking onto the board. They looked so violent and like people were doing flips. I felt like I was watching a Mighty Ducks movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I also felt like there's no way you should be able to walk away from that. Yes, because I mean, these were extremely, extremely violent and they got one point off of us.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, that was in the first five minutes because I was going over to Maple Branch to meet up with some friends. What's?
Speaker 1:the final score. It was 3-1.
Speaker 2:3-1. So they scored the first goal in, I think, the first five to nine minutes. And then the United States had three unanswered and, um, they've only all they. They aren't undefeated. They've only lost one, but they won the rest of them, um, which sets up a rematch against canada in the final so you know what it reminded me of.
Speaker 1:What have you, have you ever seen that movie? Was it Slapshot?
Speaker 2:No, I never did With the Hanson brothers. Yeah, I think was it. Paul Newman was in one of them right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I think so From the 70s right or 80s? Late 70s.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've seen.
Speaker 1:I mean I've seen posters of it, but I've never, I've never watched 1977 so there's a scene in it and it's at the very um, yeah, it's starring paul newman, michael, uh, owned keen or whatever. I can't pronounce his name. Anyways, there is a scene where they get into this large ass fucking fight before the game even starts.
Speaker 1:It's during their warm-up, right then it cuts to the scene, it cuts to the national anthem and they're all they're all beat to hell, bloodied and whatever, and one of the refs comes over there and he starts basically telling them during the national anthem like I want to clean you know whatever. Imagine none of this bullshit. And the guy looks he's like I'm trying to listen to the fucking national anthem you know, basically just goes off on him, right? That's what it reminded me of you. You disrespect national anthem.
Speaker 2:You're gonna get the horns you know, and that's what happened. It's kind of like what happened after 9-11. It was just like if you, if you talk shit about the anthem, we're gonna fuck you up but that's essentially what happened to the canadians.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's not really so, but I've loved all the highlight reels that have popped up that people have made now dude, because it's a bunch of like. So every single one, for the most part, that I've seen, has been um the uh, the big crescendo for um uh freebird yeah, that was always good. Yeah, so they're getting that. It's right as it's kicking Right, as it starts getting really fast, they start going to the solo and then it just cuts to all the checks and the scores and everything.
Speaker 2:And it's just good Entertaining time.
Speaker 1:So that was really good, they want a rematch.
Speaker 2:Canada wants a rematch, yeah they're going to play them in the final.
Speaker 1:I know, but they were like we want a rematch.
Speaker 2:The way they had it. There hasn't been a team so far. Every team that's got in the home locker room has lost. Every single team that's got in the home locker room where they're playing has lost. And the United States?
Speaker 1:for this match, they're going to be in the home dressing room, and so they're like oh fuck, what are we doing?
Speaker 2:what do we do? So I mean, we'll see what happens. I got to make sure, I got to check and see when this game is, because I don't even.
Speaker 1:Maybe they're playing right now but you said tomorrow oh, is that what Dirty said, tomorrow night, okay, cool, cool, cool. All right. So what else you got? You had some other stuff, I feel I don't know.
Speaker 2:You had something about the AI. What do I have about the AI stuff? Would you sell your likeness to AI for money?
Speaker 1:I didn't, that was not mine, but yes, was that Chad's? Yeah, that was Chad's. Yes, I would.
Speaker 2:I would sell my likeness to AI for money. It says here on the thing adult film star sells likeness to ai so she doesn't have to work as much. So it's just laziness for porn.
Speaker 1:So I mean, hey, if you got it, flaunt it and show it, and if I can make it better where you don't got to do anything and make money, then do it with the voices and everything, oh yeah yeah, or I mean there is voice and uh, I guess, body, face.
Speaker 2:Can they do that now? I think so. I mean, I was watching cobra kai, the final season, and uh I stopped watching that.
Speaker 1:I loved it. It was really good. I didn't watch the final season.
Speaker 2:It's really, really good but um, they had uh somebody, uh, they imposed mr miyagi's face and uh likeness well, I mean, they did something similar to that in one of the Star Wars. Oh, with Carrie Fisher, yeah, in her face.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and the dude that died in he was one of the Imperial guys.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was Grand Moff Tarkin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In Rogue Woman, rogue Woman, rogue Woman, is that what wearkin?
Speaker 1:in Rogue.
Speaker 2:Woman, rogue Woman.
Speaker 1:Rogue Woman? Is that what we call it? Rogue One? I mean, I think that's a good name, pretty much she was, empowerment she was pretty fierce.
Speaker 2:No, I think AI. I think that was a big fear too of this stuff happening and people not getting paid for it.
Speaker 1:That I don't. I feel like you should get paid for it. I think it should be like a royalty type thing.
Speaker 2:This is what this porn I guess this is what this porn star is doing not a one and done.
Speaker 1:It needs to be.
Speaker 2:It needs to be royalties, yeah yeah, yeah, so no, that's, you know. Obviously, hopefully they're. They're making more than one, one movie out of this yeah, I wanted to.
Speaker 1:Uh, you know, you talked about being afraid of flying yes just watch. Did you see the video? The humpback whale that briefly swallowed the dude? Sure did so. Are you terrified of water?
Speaker 2:now too? No, I think. Well, the whales are, uh, they have a tendency of doing that.
Speaker 1:I think those off the coast of chile, yeah, yeah, they're just like fuck with people. They're like let me swallow you for a second.
Speaker 2:I think, they think they're dolphins or food or something, yeah, and they'll do it. But then they once they realize oh fuck, it's plastic, they'll spit you out. So I mean, and I saw the video I'm like, oh shit, and the guy's like telling the other guy like come over here, just paddle over here, get up, get on the goddamn boat all right.
Speaker 1:So this had, um, this had. It's got 1.1 million views and I want to play this little clip for you. I think you'll appreciate it. What's your name? My name's Katrina Nice, like the hurricane.
Speaker 2:Rip all those people, my parents were going to name me 9-11, but Third tower huh, oh, my Sweet, I'll just be a plane. What's your name, Dude that's?
Speaker 1:He said check out this third tower, would that?
Speaker 2:have worked 23 years ago, 24 years ago, no, does it work now?
Speaker 1:Maybe Absolutely it does.
Speaker 2:That was perfect. That was hilarious, is it?
Speaker 1:All right, Absolutely it does. That was perfect. That was hilarious. Oh my God, Is it all right? Is it because us millennials have just had so much trauma? I mean, that was a traumatic. We always, when Chad's not here, we get on 9-11 talk sometimes. Yeah, that was a traumatic event for all of us. We watched a lot of that unfold.
Speaker 1:We saw people plummeting, you know, out of the buildings we watched nearly 2 000 people die why are our teachers thought it was like and maybe it was because you know, they remember, you know the kennedy assassination and that was a big thing, right? I mean even um yeah I guess because that was when when can you?
Speaker 2:what other event can you think that had that significance, where they were just like uh, I remember, I mean my parents had, uh, the david koresh, you know thing oh, yeah, yeah standoff.
Speaker 1:I remember watching that thing burn to the ground. I remember watching, uh, desert, desert, storm, desert storm, shit yeah. But we saw so much, uh, so much death and destruction early on that I think it's just like made us like. I think if anybody we should be allowed to kind of like, uh, you gotta poke fun at it now, I mean we were on rottencom.
Speaker 2:We were watching all that kind of gory shit. We were faces of death. I never saw faces of death, but I watched bowling for columbine and that showed some stuff.
Speaker 1:I had to watch Balling for Columbine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was kind of crazy, but I still go back and watch.
Speaker 1:You know he made the movie Canadian Bacon. Really yeah, that's his movie and if you have, you seen it.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Okay, knowing that you should watch it and just go with it, with the understanding that.
Speaker 2:John Candy right, yeah, John Candy's in it, yeah. But who made it and you're going to be like it makes perfect sense now Am I going to be like, yeah, this is a Michael Moore film, yep, 100%.
Speaker 1:It's just not a documentary, Because you know, we all knew him for his documentaries. This is not a documentary, but you're going to watch it and you're going to be like you're gonna watch it.
Speaker 2:You're gonna be like, okay, yeah, it's overly political, you doing what are you doing?
Speaker 1:I thought she was gonna jump on the keyboard.
Speaker 2:She probably was um, yeah, no, I'll, I'll do that, I mean hey, she's watching candy, big fan, big fan of the man I got nothing else. Let me see what else I got nothing else well, no, I guess. Um, that might be it. Um, I do want to say one thing the weather here is very cold. In Dallas-Fort Worth we are like in 10-degree temperatures right now. Right now it's 20 degrees and the night's going to get down to 10 to 12.
Speaker 1:It's going to be the coldest night and you know what? I've got to give props to ERCOT? Yeah, they've been keeping up. None of our shit's been turned off, yeah, which is nice. Um, it's been, uh, it's, that's a blessing. So I guess you know they got all that shit fixed or something, I don't know so shout out to eric gott, shout out to the people that are fostering pets.
Speaker 2:Shout out to the people that are helping out, uh at night shelters, uh for the homeless, that are keeping people warm and um if you didn't know, the cat that's in our house right now is normally an outside cat, that's.
Speaker 1:That was a stray that just loves us and we just stuck it in a room.
Speaker 2:She's a very good girl, very, very loving, and I want to steal her um, but we have, like two other cats in our backyard that we're trying to capture and I've got a dog that just hates um cats, so we have to keep them separated, yeah, yeah, I mean it's cold, you know, and uh gotta keep them inside, gotta keep them inside.
Speaker 1:Oh, she's going. She's trying to get in the liquor now, okay, okay you can't drink that no, I forget. The cats are sometimes very, uh, inquisitive and she is trying to.
Speaker 2:She's gonna break something I feel like she's gonna have her cat tendencies to break, knock over, knock over okay real sweet baby gonna break, uh, gonna break some liquor.
Speaker 1:She's gonna jump on the other. Oh, here she goes. Oh man, I wish y'all could see this.
Speaker 2:All right, anyways um, yeah, but um, if you have it in your heart to um, bring in a pet, foster a pet, um, or you know like what tim's doing I'm getting astray and just keeping it warm please do so. Have some humanity. I think we each need some, right now more than ever. And um, it's been a great five year. I know we'll do this when chad's on. We'll talk about the our five year. We're gonna do our five year anniversary show, but it wouldn't be right without Chad.
Speaker 2:So when he gets better, we'll have our five-year anniversary show. I can't get out of your crap. Oh my God, oh man, I wanted to find that. Not Like Us. Alex Jones read the lyrics of Not Like Us.
Speaker 1:Hang on, can we talk about that?
Speaker 2:You tried to search for it. Where were you looking for? Was on tiktok. I was like it's gotta, it's somewhere, it's gotta be on tiktok and so I typed. At first thing I typed was alex jones, because you know, obviously the popular clips will pop up. I'm setting fires everywhere and, uh, it would appear right Wrong, so like it wouldn't pull up any video clips Deservedly. So I'm not a fan. Obviously I could do a really good, really good Alex Jones voice Shut up bitch. But yeah, nothing would pop up. I typed in Alex Jones, nothing would pop up. So maybe I was thinking, well, let me put something else in the search and see what I can find. And nothing. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm out of control.
Speaker 2:Thank, you, alex um, but I was like what?
Speaker 1:the hell's going on. Why?
Speaker 2:isn't this pulling this? Why are they pulling this up? Hello, baby. Yeah it's weird, yeah, but uh, that was really really odd, and I I'm not sure if it's a uh, oh, you're so sweet if're watching this cat's like snuggling up on me. Oh, baby, but it's really weird. Against our freedoms, I mean, fuck Alex Jones and everything he stands for. But if I'm going to search for weird shit like that, maybe big titty porn. They're making the frogs gay, they're making the frogs gay.
Speaker 1:They're sleeping with a man.
Speaker 2:No, it's really just strange, but we'll get into our 50-year anniversary show. It's been five years, it's been five years since we've been doing this and we can't believe it's been five years, Even though here in the past year it's been on and off and it's been kind of a weird year. We hope to bring you a great show in 2025.
Speaker 1:And uh and uh look, look forward to um, she actually made me actually push this. Um, you know, look for us to do another little, uh, one of those pet things that we've done before.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, we're gonna do another thing with hopefully Raising Hope. Raising Hope, yeah, Is it Raising. Hope, or is that a show?
Speaker 1:That's a show Again if you don't Saving.
Speaker 2:Hope, saving Hope. If you don't follow us already, you can follow us on all streaming platforms Facebook, youtube, instagram, twitter, all the places, all the places. We are at TheFunkyPanther On all the places, all the places. Uh, we are at the funky panther on youtube. We're at the funky panther underscore, or you can just search us and find us that way, uh. Or, if you want to reach us, our phone number is eight. What's our phone number?
Speaker 1:dude, I don't know eight, one, seven we'll.
Speaker 2:We'll superimpose the voice on here, um but um happy.
Speaker 1:I have to superimpose the voice.
Speaker 2:I don't know we use ai fucking, we'll do it live um, but eight, eight, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2:As Chad would say stay good. I am Javier, I'm Tim and this is Gypsy she just plopped over. Okay, I'll rub your belly and we are the Funky Panther. Much love everybody, Thank you.
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