The Funky Panther

Jamie Kennedy Bombs, Crescent Hotel Haunts, and Society’s Slow Decline

• Chad, Tim, Javier • Episode 188

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This week, we’re unpacking a travel nightmare where personal space gets tossed out the window, literally. Add in ghost sightings at the infamous Crescent Hotel and TV shows awkwardly sidestepping 9/11, and you’ve got a recipe for unsettling hilarity. Oh, and switching our allegiance from the Dallas Cowboys to Gilmore Girls? Yeah, we went there.

Virtual reality isn’t much better—what’s supposed to be the future of tech feels more like a cesspool of humanity’s worst impulses. It’s giving old-school gaming lobbies but with shinier graphics and just as much chaos. Meanwhile, Eureka Springs delivers haunted hotels and scenic hillsides, proving it’s equal parts charm and creep. And Jamie Kennedy’s comedy show? Let’s just say live performances don’t always go as planned.

We also dive into the gritty reality of local life: Shaq playing DJ like it’s the end of the world, cops popping into our lives at the worst moments, and a breakfast joint that feels like the only stable thing in this mess of a timeline. Between spotlighting artists on Amplify817 and unpacking the ridiculous intersection of privacy and spectacle, this episode doesn’t flinch from the absurd.

Forget neat conclusions or feel-good fluff—this is raw, messy, and real. Haunted hotels, public voyeurism, and existential musings: welcome to The Funky Panther, where laughter and unease go hand in hand. #HauntedAndHungry #VirtualInsanity #TheFunkyPanther

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Speaker 1:

I love to eat turkey, cause it's good. Love to eat turkey like a good boy should, cause it's turkey to eat, so good that clapping's messing my head up. Man, I appreciate it, but I was trying to think of the next line. I'm like all I hear is clapping. Here we go, thanks anyways. Turkey for me, turkey for you. Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe. Love to eat the turkey at the table.

Tim:

Just because it comes in a can doesn't mean it's alcohol.

Chad:

you fool, Javier just assumes everything's alcohol because he only buys alcohol. It was even more catchy. We gotta start the show. We gotta start the show. Oh, hello everyone and welcome to the Funky Panther Coming to you from Fort Worth. Texas. We have got a show for you here on episode 187. 187, bitch Actually, I think it might be 188.

Tim:

It is, it is 188.

Chad:

Yeah, it's 188. Yeah7, bitch, actually, I think it might be 188. It is 188. Yeah, it's 188. Yeah, wow, okay. So, yeah, sit back, relax, enjoy, let's get into it.

Tim:

I'm Chad, I'm Javier and I'm Tim, and we are the.

Javier:

Funky.

Tim:

Panther. So it's been a minute since we've been together, boys, two weeks. It's been a minute since we've uh been together, boys, it's been two weeks two weeks since I fucked you in the mouth.

Chad:

Nope, teresa's out there on the chat correcting me. Thank you.

Tim:

Thank you for that, thank you you know, we we missed out an opportunity on 187, though, because it's like 817 187 yeah, damn it.

Chad:

Yeah, you're not wrong. Yeah, so is this the?

Tim:

Happens to be my screen name Is this the CD Lamb episode, then 88.

Chad:

1-88.

Javier:

Get the snares on the 808. Wheezy baby got a what.

Tim:

So tell me about the CD Lamb character what?

Chad:

No one cares, no one knows, no one watches football anymore At this point.

Javier:

Yeah, we're watching now, just to play. What's the game?

Tim:

What's the game? Get Blitz, get Blitz.

Javier:

That's the only reason you want to watch football now, or Dallas Cowboys, in fact.

Tim:

I feel like it'll allow you to digest the Cowboys just a little bit easier.

Chad:

Oh yeah, I'll be honest with you, it does make it a little bit better. But game I I said hey, sarish, we're gonna change this to a movie. Sorry, monday, we're gonna change this as soon as we throw an interception or we fumble I didn't watch much of the game.

Tim:

Just to be clear, I did not watch. That was very quick. I actually told somebody that at work. Uh, today, what you said to us and they uh, they immediately came to the same conclusion. He's like oh, so he didn't watch long at all.

Chad:

I was like no, I watched less than a quarter. It was pretty quick.

Javier:

Yeah, no, I mean, look it was a Monday night. It was either that or watch Gilmore Girls again.

Chad:

Yeah.

Javier:

And I was like dude. I got to keep watching. I know it's bad.

Tim:

You got to keep watching Gilmore Girls. I got to watch. We're on season six right now.

Javier:

Carrie's mom just got back with her dad. Spoiler alert it's been out for like 15 years, so if you haven't watched Gilmore Girls actually I think 24 years as a matter of fact it's an old show. It's pre-9-11, that show.

Chad:

No, it was not it was pre-9-11.

Tim:

Did they do a 9-11 episode? You know, no, I don't think too many Is there any show that did a 9-11 episode when they're like sitting there and like, oh my gosh, they just hit the first tower.

Chad:

Like a real somber episode out of nowhere.

Javier:

I think Sesame Street did one, I think Sesame Street did.

Chad:

I'm going to ask Chachi PT. That's actually a really good question.

Javier:

I will say this I'm surprised Frasier didn't have one because their creator died in one of the planes.

Tim:

Really In one of them he would have. He would have taken the terrorists down we wouldn't have gotten entourage that's also created entourage entourage is based on mark walberg.

Javier:

Yeah, we have not. We wouldn't have, we wouldn't have gotten it.

Tim:

In a parallel universe, who would Entourage be based off of? Like some other universe, like Christopher Walken.

Chad:

What.

Tim:

Could you imagine Entourage in some other universe? It's Christopher Walken that's based off of in his Entourage. That would be pretty legit.

Chad:

That would be pretty legit, so I found the episodes, the shows that. I said what famous shows had a 9-11 episode? Of course West Wing.

Javier:

Well, it wasn't a 9-11. It was just the episode was like terrorism based. But it was three weeks after it happened, yeah, so I remember, I remember. Season three episode one called Isaac and Ishmael.

Chad:

Yeah, yeah, I remember the episode Season 3, episode 1, called.

Speaker 1:

Isaac and.

Tim:

Ishmael, yeah, yeah Do you think those writers already had it written that it was going to be terrorist-based and they just ran it?

Chad:

Or do you think they just had to like?

Javier:

Or do you think that they knew?

Tim:

They're like.

Javier:

The way this episode was kind of written. It was kind of like not part of any of the other episodes.

Tim:

So it was like a pivot moment where it's like, okay, we've got to hurry up and write this, get this shot yeah.

Chad:

Then there's an episode, Law and Order, season 12, episode 1, who Let the Dogs Out? Not directly talking about 9-11, but they did have, like a title card dedicating the season to the victims of 9-11. Three Rescue.

Javier:

Me. I don't even know what that show is. Oh well, that whole show is just it's good Up until. Rescue me. I don't even know what that show is, oh it's.

Tim:

Uh well, that whole show is just it's a good up until like the third season, but he said it was deeply influenced by the whole show. Is just, yeah, okay, he's a survivor, but uh, it's um, oh man what is his name?

Chad:

he's dennis o'leary dennis o'leary.

Tim:

He's got it's. Chicago fires. It's like or not new york, he's new york.

Javier:

Yeah, new york, fire fdny uhDNY when his brother died in the towers. Chicago Fire is its own show. Chicago Fire is its own show.

Tim:

Rescue Me is a good show. The problem that I had with Rescue Me much like a lot of these TV shows, you're going to have some advertisement, right yeah. But it got to the point to where it's like they pull up on scene of a car wreck and it's like, oh, she was driving a. Volkswagen on scene of a car wreck and it's like, oh, she was driving a Volkswagen, you know, and drinking a Red Bull she's driving a Volkswagen Tiguan that's one of the safest vehicles out there.

Javier:

That's why she survived. She would have died if she wasn't driving the Volkswagen Tiguan. And then the whole.

Tim:

There was a whole vitamin water one. They get done fighting a fire and they're like oh you gotta drink this vitamin water. It's got all the essential vitamins and everything that you need to replenish after fighting a fire.

Chad:

I remember when the show heroes. Do you remember? Show the heroes yes yeah, and they were like going all out on the like nissan ultima, or something like oh yeah, nissan versa yeah, yeah, it was the

Javier:

somebody stole my nissan versa.

Chad:

I remember I was like this is weird. That was the first time I ever noticed that there was like a plug it was so bad and they said it so many times. I'm I'm like is this a thing, Gilmore?

Javier:

Girls did the same thing Really With the Toyota Prius. They're like it's what Leonardo DiCaprio drives. It's a new electric car Because, you know, the dad from Richie Rich is on that show yeah. He's like we got you a hot Toyota Prius because it's electric.

Chad:

Birdwatch, friends, frasier, but most of these Sopranos, ncis, blue Bloods a lot of these were not direct 9-11 episodes, more so like an in-memorandum type thing.

Tim:

Yeah but like. So I mean we get on this 9-11 talk a lot. It's because of Javier, but it's always been a talk. I've seen these videos where it's like people are like.

Javier:

Oh, 9-11 bar over there in in healing uh right by the academy sports and outdoors there's a 9-11 bar. What, yeah, meredith meredith, uh, jacqueline yeah she is the one that posted about the 9-11 bar no yeah, she posted like there's a bar um boys, y'all do anything.

Tim:

Saturday hey, y'all want to go to the 9-11 bar shit I think we need to go to go to the 9-11 bar before we have her on.

Javier:

I got nothing going on, but she said it's a part of what is the restaurant that was over here on Kambui, the Mexican restaurant.

Chad:

Mexican Inn, the one you used to work at no, no, no, no no. I think the Fitzgerald's there now oh well, I remember it being a sushi spot, it, but uh oh uh, well, I remember it being a sushi spot.

Javier:

It's real mambo. It's real mambo. Real mambo opened that on 9-11 and they have like a timeline of like real mambo opens or uh, opens on 9-11, and you know, to the shock and dismay of whatever. Anyways, she posted it one time when she was here in fort worth and uh, she said it's a bar like the the 9-11 bar and I was like holy fuck.

Tim:

That's wild, that's crazy.

Javier:

So we need to go to the 9-11 bar.

Tim:

No, I want a show now, because I think we're that far off now to where you could have the show, where the people are sitting there and you get the reaction like they're watching TV or whatever. Well, the meme now is Well, yeah, that's what they're doing now.

Javier:

The second tower was just hit.

Tim:

Yeah, they need to show with that and for us millennials who lived through that, we're going to be like oh man, I remember that yeah.

Chad:

Yeah, the ones that are joking about it now never actually lived through that shit.

Javier:

No, yeah, they're kids.

Chad:

How come they get to joke about it? How come?

Tim:

they make it okay to joke about it. We get the joke about JFK. Okay, good point, we have JFK and the Zinials, or whatever, now have RFK that they're not allowed to make fun of.

Javier:

I don't know, did you ever? I'm a sucker for history.

Speaker 1:

I'm a sucker for shrimp too.

Javier:

I'm a sucker for a good book. I haven't read in like 20 years I was about to say when is the last time you read? I think the last thing I read was like Twilight, like Breaking.

Speaker 1:

Dawn.

Javier:

Those were good books Also. The Hunger Games books were good too.

Tim:

Yes, christy, I'm a Yellowstone extra tonight. Yeah, he is, he was over there. Definitely looks like it.

Javier:

Yeah, I was going to say they were shooting over there. We yeah I was going to say they were shooting over there. We do not joke about.

Tim:

JFK. I turned 39 and I bought a hat.

Javier:

It's a nice hat. It's a lovely hat Is that a birthday hat?

Tim:

Is that what that is? It is a birthday hat to myself. I very much so let's speaking of which.

Javier:

Let's just go ahead and jump into what we all did the past two weeks. So let's start with the birthday boy. Birthday boy, birthday boy. Uh, how was the two weeks?

Tim:

I did nothing for, uh, most of the two weeks, and then, um, we went on a trip to eureka springs arkansas over the over this last weekend, have either one of y'all been yeah?

Chad:

I don't know if I have was there a couple years ago.

Tim:

You need to go. Yeah, um, you like, you like walking outside. You like seeing the cities and stuff like that man, but you like man, but I did like the tyson, so they've got a bunch of. So it's built basically on the side of a hill or side of a mountain really, and all the streets just kind of wind down this mountain.

Chad:

They do. It's kind of like Jerome. Okay, yeah, yeah.

Tim:

How it starts out, but bigger, like much bigger.

Javier:

Ike was confused with that, because the house we were staying at, like you said, it's up on a like going up a whatever Seven hours.

Tim:

Yeah, seven hour drive. Holy shit About six and a half.

Chad:

I was thinking like oh, texarkana is only three hours. No, if you use.

Tim:

Waze. I'm sorry, I just burped and it's probably it's going to smell.

Chad:

It's okay. I'm drinking this now and I've been got the broccoli burps there. I like scarf down my food in between work, so I've got it all yeah, so anchored in my stomach, it's um.

Tim:

Yeah, it's a really cool town. There's a lot of texans there, a lot of texans there, and it's very um. When you think of arkansas, you don't think it's very diverse and it's and and it's not. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you that I saw one black person the entire time we were there and one person that might be mixed.

Chad:

Okay.

Tim:

Outside of that, they're very diverse. They're very welcoming to the gay community. There was pride flags everywhere. Almost every house had a Harris Walls thing, which is something you don't expect in Arkansas.

Chad:

Yeah, no, I wouldn't have expected that.

Tim:

So everything's on this hill. So everywhere you walk, for the most part you're having to go uphill. It feels like even if you're going downhill it feels like but it's. It's a really cool town. They've got y'all decide on that one. Uh, so jesse's friend, one of her friends, uh, they go there a lot and they just like oh, you should check it out.

Chad:

And so she's like you want to go, and I'm like sure I've never been to eureka, eureka. So we go up there and they have the.

Tim:

There's a Crescent, it's called the Crescent Hotel and it's actually been featured on like world's most haunted like hotels or attractions.

Speaker 1:

Is it haunted at Crescent Rolls? Yes, or a baker.

Tim:

But it's got a fucked up story behind it. So there was this guy named Norman Baker who he was a baker- I just said, was he a baker?

Tim:

he was a baker in the sense of his last name was Baker, but but Norman Baker decided to open up um, a hospital, as one would might call it um, that cures cancer, okay, and so that's what he, he, he, he led on that whole thing that I, I can cure. We've got the cure. They opened one up in Kansas and then they opened this one up at the Crescent Hotel. It turned into a hospital and it's at the highest peak of the mountain on Eureka Springs. It's the tallest spot and tons of people died and he could not cure cancer. Oh shit.

Chad:

Is that?

Tim:

a doctor death situation.

Tim:

Kind of they were injecting people with stuff called formula number five that had like carbolic acid and some other stuff in there. And so what he would say is that nobody died at his place. Well, what they would do is A if they died, they would just sneak them out. B they would say, oh, you're cured, and put them on a train and send them off. And people they would say, oh, you're cured, and put them on a train and send them off, and people would die on the train, or people would die shortly after getting home. So it's really really just fucked up. Individual. He ended up getting in trouble. They fled to Mexico, opened up another hospital doing the same thing. There, had a radio station where he talked shit about the American Medical Association and it was broadcasting so strong from Nuevo Leon, I think, is where it was. You could hear it in Alaska. What?

Chad:

the hell.

Tim:

The FCC didn't have any regulatory practices back then, I guess, or in Mexico, right? So they just cranked that shit up. Wow. Well, he ends up going to jail. He has to serve some time. Gets out His girlfriend at the time he'd given all her, all his money, to well. She like went and used it or whatever met some new guy, got with him. The judge awarded the new guy a third of the money that was left over. The girlfriend got to keep a third of it and then norman baker got to keep a third. So then he tries to go back to kansas. He's like hey, I'm back, look at me. And they're like we don't want you here. So he ends up going to Florida, gets on a boat at some point and he dies of cancer.

Tim:

Oh shit, so talk about karma. Anyways, the hotel's fucking haunted right, the hotel's haunted. I had an incident, I had an incident. Here we go, javier, are you prepared?

Javier:

You got to be prepared. He got a handjob from a ghost. It's the situation we talked about. He had a drape with a hole in the back. The ghost gave him analingus.

Tim:

I wish that was all that was. How was the analingus? It was great Analingus Kind of chilly, it was kind of a spiritual event it so we do this haunted tour. It's at like 10 o'clock at night and we go through this whole thing and they're telling us to take pictures and stuff like that. And I actually took a picture and I think I might have caught something on my camera.

Javier:

It was jizz, wasn't it it was. I'm sorry, but we end up going.

Chad:

I think they call it ectoplasm.

Javier:

Ectochism.

Tim:

I like yours better. It's more family friendly. We end up, so they take us down To where the morgue was and it's a small room and I'm standing up. It's kind of like it's lined like a shed. It's got like the, basically like the, the metal, like roof material.

Tim:

Only it's on the walls. And so I'm standing there, jesse's here, there's some people In the group that are next to me and kind of forward, but there's nothing directly behind me except for maybe this much space between me and the wall. And we're sitting there and, dude, I started feeling like really like nauseated, like I started not feeling good. I just felt like crap. All of a sudden, just out of nowhere, I felt zapped. I felt like shit. Yeah, just out of nowhere I felt zapped.

Tim:

I felt like shit, yeah, and I'm about to take some pictures and I swear something grabbed the back of my arm and pulled my shirt. I mean, like you see on the camera they're pulling it was pulling it like that was that the shirt. You were like no, I wasn't wearing the shirt, um, but it wasn't like um, it wasn't like something. I brushed up against it, literally like something squeezed and was tugging on my shirt. It was the weirdest sensation and I just like froze and I looked there's nothing there, jesse's here, there's um the wall and there's a little like kind of a door thing over here and that's it. I have no idea what happened so they.

Tim:

They say eureka springs is is basically because it's limestone and it's got a shit ton of springs. Springs, Springs, yeah, springs.

Chad:

Oh, I'm thinking you're thinking of metal springs. I'm like those aren't natural.

Tim:

No, natural, Natural springs going through like. Ok, so like basin spring and they have a bunch of other springs.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Tim:

And so they say between the water and limestone. It's a natural spiritual magnet.

Javier:

Between the windows and the walls.

Chad:

From what I hear, that's where the sweat drops off your balls. It does.

Javier:

Is it all the bitches crawl?

Tim:

They do, they actually do. It was cool, though I want to stay at the hotel.

Javier:

Okay, are you available to stay at the hotel? Yeah, you can stay at the hotel. Is it stupid?

Speaker 1:

expensive Depends yeah, I bet you it's stupid expensive.

Tim:

So, like Jesse was looking at it for the weekend, it was going to cost like $1,000.

Speaker 1:

Oh, so it's quite a bit.

Tim:

But to spend one night. We could totally go up there and get an Airbnb. Yeah, and spend one night in the Crescent Hotel.

Javier:

It could be like a Ghostbusters situation.

Tim:

They have the.

Javier:

I'm an idol virgin virgin.

Tim:

Yeah, is that how it goes? Yeah, yes, that's pretty cool though, but yeah, so we, we did that and, um man, I had some of the best cocktails I think I've ever had.

Javier:

That's not what I thought he was gonna say what do you think he was gonna say?

Tim:

the best cock this weekend, it was ghost cock had the best tail this weekend uh, no, I had to tell us I had, uh, so great cocktails at this place called local flavor. Um, so we ate at the two best restaurants in eureka springs there had the pizza, tell us.

Javier:

I had great cocktails at this place called Local Flavor.

Tim:

We ate at the two best restaurants in Eureka Springs CeCe's Pizza, the Grotto Wine Cave. It's really cool because they've got an entrance on one level Because, like I said, the whole street is like zigzags. It's like Lombardi Street or whatever, whatever only bigger and zigzags down, yeah, um, so whenever you go into the grotto where you eat at, it's actually like only like three walls and then the back wall just is in the side of the mountain oh shit, that's so.

Speaker 1:

It's like you're in an actual cave, like there's courts and shit like that.

Tim:

You can see um, great food there. And then, uh, local flavor. Um was another, uh, good one. So I had old-fashioned at the grotto it was, it was decent, it was good. It wasn't the best old-fashioned I've ever had, but it was good local flavor though. I got this, um, uh, it was called the slow boat to china that sounds kind of racist.

Chad:

Yeah, I don't know what to think about that name.

Tim:

And it had a. I don't know what all was in it, but it had a float of cab wine in it. Cabernet, cabernet Sauvignon, was it like the-.

Javier:

Cream of some young guy. Yes, sorry.

Speaker 1:

Sorry.

Chad:

Was it like the Thompson's drink where they float the-. Yeah, kind of like a whiskey sour, but it wasn't. Is he sour?

Tim:

But it wasn't Okay. Wait, it was. Oh man, I should have looked it up. It was delicious though. It was really good. I had two drinks, it was pretty what's up.

Chad:

Have you seen Ghost? Is it me? No, I just saw a flash of light on the screen. It was weird.

Javier:

Oh this is why it sometimes flashes. Oh, okay.

Tim:

Teresa asked spot there. I don't know, I didn't see anything called gaskin cabin or gaskin's cabin pretty sweet name, though whatever. Um, yeah, we didn't see that. But tons of shops, tons of things to go.

Javier:

Look at tons of places to eat is it kind of like um, remember when we were in tennessee and we were at the jack daniels distillery. Is it kind of like a town like that? Because we stayed in the house, we were just getting?

Tim:

drunk and high. I mean it's not for a bachelor party. It's not quite like Tennessee. No.

Javier:

No, but you're the only Tim I see.

Tim:

No, it's.

Javier:

I don't know Tim his name's Tim Tim, I see.

Tim:

I highly recommend going. They've got Turpentine is up there. It's a big cat rescue and they have over a hundred of Joe Exotics cats oh, cat rescue, and they have over a hundred of joe exotics cats oh shit up there, so you can go see all his and not the big cats though all his little cats.

Javier:

Can I, can I just say something? I'm just kidding. He's got all the tigers like why would they? He had little cats? So the flash that you're talking about, yeah I could have sworn. I saw it here over here. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay chrissy saw the flash too so I'm not going.

Speaker 1:

No.

Chad:

But I thought that it was like a white flash on the screen Like it looked Well, see, like. And then I see the ah See, yeah, but I saw it on the screen Like I didn't see it on the side of my eye.

Tim:

I don't know, I'm going to have to go back on this video and see what that was followed me home, but that's what I ended up doing. We drove up there, drove back. Um, the drive up there was not bad at all. The drive back really sucked once we got into, uh and back into fort worth, dallas area. Um it was, it was quite miserable driving sucks, man.

Chad:

I just I, I don't mind driving when there's no traffic. Yeah, I love the open road, I don't. I keep saying that I hate driving.

Tim:

I hate traffic with a passion if you didn't have to drive, yeah, like the vehicle was just doing itself, would it make traffic like having to ride in traffic bearable?

Javier:

yes, 100 it's.

Chad:

It's like what they say stop and go like the stress and and I feel like my mind is so concentrated on the road that, like, by the time I get to work, I'm brain dead. And by the time I get to work, I'm brain dead. And by the time I get home, I'm really brain dead. I just I can't.

Javier:

It's like with any trip it's not the going, it's the coming.

Speaker 1:

It's the coming.

Javier:

The coming is always the worst. Okay, McFly.

Tim:

I mean McDougal I know We'll call you McDougal. I know We'll call you McDougal McLovin.

Javier:

McLovin, shit McDougal. Who the fuck is McDougal?

Tim:

McDougal's the one I don't know, macgruber. Macgruber, no, isn't.

Chad:

McDougal, the one from no, that's Doyle.

Tim:

Doyle.

Chad:

McDoyle.

Javier:

McDoyle rules.

Tim:

Oh Doyle, I don't know, all right, all right.

Javier:

So that's good man. I'm really glad you.

Tim:

Yeah, it was a good birthday. Thirty, thirty, nine, thirty, nine, are you the first? Are you the first?

Javier:

thirty niner of the younger guys yeah, that graduate with all the old.

Tim:

Jesus and Noel and all those. And we got Roy, roy next and Roy's, yeah, yeah, roy's at the 20-something of December 20th, and I'm not.

Javier:

No, danny was.

Chad:

No, danny's the youngest, danny's the youngest. He just turned 38.

Speaker 1:

What a bitch, what a bitch.

Tim:

I just turned 38.

Javier:

Yeah, Chad just turned 38. Hey you're a bitch too.

Tim:

Oh baby back bitch At the end of the I have no hair on my pubes.

Javier:

Oh my balls, Balls.

Tim:

It ends up being Chad, danny and. Chase right, no, no, no, I'm saying Chad, danny and Andrew all have birthdays pretty close to each other.

Javier:

Well, everyone's getting old. We're closer to death, ladies and gentlemen.

Tim:

Yeah, so that's good man.

Javier:

Anything else. Anything else. Fun that you did.

Tim:

No, well, I mean I spent the money after a conversation last week and bought an Oculus, Bought a Quest 3S and I've been playing the shit out of that and I'm going to tell you, it gets weird. I felt like I was back For those that used to play old school Call of Duty I felt like I was back in the old school Call of Duty lobbies. There was a lot of racism happening on the big screen app. Yeah, that was interesting.

Chad:

In fact, I came across a room today that was called Proud to be White, so those are the rooms you need to stay away from Tim I don't know what to tell you.

Tim:

You can create your own rooms, right.

Chad:

You're making these things happen. I didn't get on't get by accessing these rooms.

Tim:

I didn't access it. I'm saying I didn't access it. I'm just saying that I got on there um and in one of the rooms one of the rooms was proud to be white and I'm like I think they meant american proud to be no, no, I wouldn't have hadn't accessed it I want, I wanted, you did, I wanted I wanted to hear.

Tim:

I wanted to hear, and it was just they were playing Fox News on the screen, oh God. And I was like, okay, yeah, this is it. And then the guest host or the host or whatever, came up to my character and was like I need you to talk, I guess, to try to make sure I'm white. No, so I left, I promptly left and I got.

Chad:

Holy shit.

Tim:

I'm not allowed back in that room.

Chad:

That is wild yeah.

Tim:

So and it's not ran by. So Big Screen's just a. It's an app. It's not part of meta or anything it's like.

Chad:

Right, it's like Zynga you can do anything.

Tim:

Right, and so people are creating. They create all the different rooms. They had one where they were watching football. They had the Cowboys game on. Then there was another one, and these rooms they look like here in like a like they could be like a theater room or whatever, or it could be like a living room or whatever. Well, they had one that was that was the Cowboys game, but then they had nudes scrolling on the left hand side of the screen. So I'm like it's kind of like you're at a strip club watching the football game I guess I don't know Nice, but they have just random stuff like that. But they have people playing Top Gun and different movies.

Javier:

I was watching Transformers 1 on one of the rooms.

Tim:

Yeah, so you can jump in. It's like being in a movie theater.

Javier:

A lot of porn in these rooms. Occasionally, occasionally some somewhat um. But I will say like you're, you're talking about big screen, like we also on poker vr oh yeah there are children, children they have. They can't be older than 10, they can't be older than 10, but they're saying the n-word, they're just saying the n-word, over and over and over yeah, it's crazy and everyone else.

Javier:

Obviously you have mics on there on the ocula or the meta quest pro quest meta quest three yeah and, like you can talk back, and I was bro, I got off sorry, sorry, I turned my uh mic on and I was just going in on this kid, I was like you're a fucking piece of shit. Like fuck you, who the fuck? You're a fucking child, you don't know what the fuck. I was. Just you're a fucking piece of shit. Like fuck you, who the fuck? You're a fucking child, you don't know what the fuck? I was just going off on him and he left the room.

Tim:

But they're these kids like yeah, it's, it's, it's wild dude it's fucking.

Chad:

I want to say that's one of the main reasons I don't play video games and shit like that anymore is because of the fact that, yeah, you're getting defeated by kids that are talking shit, but also there's like this level of not non-understanding about the world. Maybe we did it too. We probably did.

Javier:

We did, I'm sure I mean we didn't say the n-word or anything like that.

Chad:

I'm sure we said things that were not great but I just think that, like there's I don't know if it's because of social media or tiktok or whatever it's like being a screen warrior is completely okay dude, I think the worst thing I said was go back in time and give your mother an abortion.

Javier:

I think that was the worst thing.

Tim:

So you're that kid to that kid, yes, but the cool thing, though, and this is where I think, like, like, danny needs to get one, danny needs one, chase needs one, we all need one.

Javier:

We all need one, we all have one.

Tim:

Because, yeah. Yeah, I need to get the newer one Because we can set up a room and go into big screen and watch our bad movies and have bad movie night together without having to be in the same room. So people that are Zeus, it'd be, great if Zeus got one.

Chad:

Right in China, he can join in. Yeah, all the way from China. All right, so I'll charge mine up and just kind of see if I like it, and if I do, then maybe I'll get the new one.

Tim:

I was using a remote desktop today and so like I've got, like I made a big screen because I just I want to apologize because I just got the last episode out today and now I'm not working as much when school as much, so we get episodes out in a timely manner yeah, blame tim, everyone blame tim. But everyone blame tim. I brought it up on a gigantic screen and it makes it so much easier to because, I yeah, I've just got it all right here you know that's my face, yeah that's cool so it's in that regard.

Tim:

It's, it's. It's pretty fucking cool. There's a lot of neat little things that you can do with it.

Javier:

Yeah, that is true, it's really fun, man. I enjoy it very much chad.

Tim:

Well, oh, I will say that don't try to play vr poker in the bathtub, what well? I mean, I wanted to relax in a nice bath because the the air, not the airbnb, but the. Uh.

Tim:

We stayed at bed and breakfast, okay, and they had a little jacuzzi tub and I was like you know what, I'm gonna get in there and I'm gonna put on a big you know, watching watching tv or whatever and I was like I'm gonna play some poker. Well, the problem is that you lose sense of reality and where you're at, and so I know I'm in the water and so I'm reaching to grab, like the, you know, the cards or whatever, and like my hand dips, touches the water and I'm like.

Chad:

So this is how the controller stopped.

Tim:

No, no, this is really how the control no, no, no.

Chad:

I the water.

Tim:

The controller never hit the water I gotta turn it.

Chad:

I gotta return this thing. It sucks. It's working now. The controller stopped working and now the truth comes out started working just fine.

Tim:

Now today it's working fine. I didn't get the controller wet uh-huh I'm just saying, like same controller, he's gonna say no, no of course he's gonna say no, no, it's not the same. But yeah, if it's too steamy it gets really foggy and you can't see and that that also sucks.

Chad:

But I was like sitting there thinking I'm like man, you could just I never would have thought let me do this vr thing in the tub. I mean, yeah, you're gonna have some issues you can lay back. Awareness with water fog, yeah I'm just don't do it.

Tim:

I'm just sitting there thinking like you could just lay back and like watch a movie while you're just like chilling sounds.

Javier:

It sounds wonderful so that you're playing poker that's not trying to play poker, so the cool thing is that I mean, if you're watching obviously I don't think you can play poker and then watch something at the same time but I did that whenever I was watching stuff on youtube and I had gilmore girls on the tv and so I was able to like put the youtube screen underneath the tv and like put it to the 75 inch screen or 80 and 85 inch screen that I have. Why am I saying that somebody can come rob me?

Tim:

what's that? What's that?

Javier:

20 inch screen that I have was it wagon wheel or something, but uh, I was like watching and then looking down at youtube while I was, you know, doing two things.

Tim:

So I think it's pretty, pretty cool yeah, the, the augmented reality is it's fuzzy, it's not the cameras make it like convenient.

Javier:

So like if, like tam Tammy's talking and I'm playing poker, I just double tap the screen and then pass through mode I can see everything. It's also clear enough to where I can almost read my texts, I think if you made the text really big, yeah, you could, but I can still see the screen and also you can watch NBA arena, watch uh nba arena and watch games like which I'm looking forward to that.

Tim:

It's like your court side stuff.

Javier:

Yeah, that'd be a lot of fun um, but yeah, no, kids are fucking still assholes.

Tim:

So I mean no shit chad you have anything going on for the past two weeks that we uh man, I actually did a lot of things.

Chad:

I I wrote them down because I'm like I'm going to fucking forget this shit. So a couple weeks ago, sarish got us tickets to Hyenas. You know they give out free tickets.

Tim:

Yeah, you just got to get like a drink or something like that.

Chad:

It was for Jamie Kennedy, oh yeah.

Tim:

We got to see. Oh yeah, you said you were going to see. Did you bring the?

Chad:

I was going gonna bring it, but we were kind of running late because we were doing like back-to-back shit all day and so we barely made it. In fact, like they let us in and I think we were the last, it was two and two behind us we're the last four in they packed this room so full, it was obnoxiously full. But as we, you know, walk into hyenas. There's this old guy, this balding dude. He's like takes off his hat and put his hat back on. He's like hey, we're supposed to go. And he's like there's the elevator. He's like he kind of turns around. He turns around again. He's like can I just take the stairs? I'm like that's fucking jamie kennedy right there. What the hell? He just looked so old but sure enough, he just like walked right past bald. Yeah, he's like balding up top, quite a bit just kind of like long hair and yeah, I mean he wore a.

Tim:

But don't meet your heroes. That's what I always say.

Chad:

He it was, it was a show. Yeah, was it an experience? It was an experience. I will say, I mean, I didn't have any.

Tim:

Would you say it was the Jamie Kennedy experience? Yeah, yeah, I think so, man.

Chad:

You know, it's something else. It's like I've been to a comedy show in a while.

Tim:

And, and ever since.

Chad:

Matt Rice. People just want to heckle, so people were heckling the whole time, were they really?

Chad:

yeah, and he's just like, hey, you know, I'll joke with you for a little bit and then I'll talk about your titties a little bit and then making a black joke over here, and he just kind of, he did so much like crowd work on almost like accident, like he wasn't even good at it really. But then he's like, alright, I guess I gotta get to the show. We're like, yeah, what the hell are you doing? It's just like he didn't know where he was. It almost was like he was on drugs, like he just did not know. The show was good, I enjoyed it, but it was not what I expected. I guess I don't know.

Javier:

I don't know.

Chad:

What's your favorite scary movie? No, but people would just yell your work, your line of work, at you. Okay, truck driver, you know what I mean. Like, oh, convenience store worker and he's just like yelling and it was kind of funny-ish, but like not that funny, you know.

Tim:

He was really meaning some stuff there, yeah.

Chad:

No, everything that he had. It did seem like very angry. There was a lot of anger and of course this is also the week of the election so there was a lot of that tied into it.

Tim:

Then we find out he's checked himself into rehab.

Chad:

I wouldn't doubt it. It was a weird show, but it was fun. It was entertaining. Then we went to go check out the new bar. I can't remember the name of it. It's across from Thompson's. There there's a new cocktail bar. Place was packed. It was really cool. Uh, it was nice. Um shit, I don't remember the name of it. Uh went to a kid's baseball game. Stark invited me to uh uh arthur's baseball team and honestly, that was more entertaining than the jamie kennedy show watching these kids shots no no you gotta make a game out of it.

Chad:

That would have been fun. It was also a Monday night.

Tim:

No excuse, I guess.

Chad:

But yeah. So watching these kids like go nuts, it was fun. I mean, they were actually pretty good for being, I don't know, five, six years old, I don't know kids ages, but they're young and they were doing fairly well. I thought Arthur was like 12 by now. No, like I said, I'm not good with kids' ages. I don't think so.

Chad:

Arthur's graduated here, Maybe seven or eight, 70 or 80. I don't know. All right, and then this weekend we had Leon Bridges and Charlie Crockett, which was an amazing show. So was it your first time seeing Charlie?

Javier:

No, no, we saw him at Panther Island.

Chad:

Yeah, like the fourth year anniversary of Panther.

Tim:

Island Brewing. Definitely not your first time seeing Leon.

Chad:

No, this is like my fourth or fifth time, I think. Yeah, hell of a show Packed out the place Saw. There was a handful of people just within my section that we knew Saw Tom walk by. He was on the floor, messaged him. It was good to see him, even though it didn't get to talk to him. But they did a lot of stuff for Leon. They called it Leon Day, november 15th was. Leon.

Javier:

Day Leon.

Chad:

Bridges.

Tim:

Way, yeah, they put the street sign up.

Javier:

It was just really cool. It needs to be permanent. Honestly, yeah agreed, it needs to be permanent.

Chad:

And then he brought Abraham Alexander up and it was just like an all-out Fort Worth Love Show. And the place was completely sold out.

Tim:

That's right. I heard that it was so good.

Chad:

It was so good. Got a couple shirts and a poster and stuff. But yeah, it was fun. I was a little drunk at the show because I went with JD to lunch and it never really just ends at lunch.

Tim:

Yeah with JD, but at least you were drunk before you got there, because man Dickie's pricing yeah, we still spent I don't know, uh, between the merch and the drinks and and like three bucks it was.

Chad:

It was like 200 bucks, I think it was not cheap because merch ain't cheap maybe

Tim:

merch ain't cheap and I'm okay with spending money on merch because you know the artists. They don't make a whole lot of money off their streams, which is what everybody's listening to these days yeah, they make their money on the shows, though yeah, yeah, they do, they do hey man that golf wing, but not as much. But not as much as um, not as much as you would think because, you know, dickies charges a premium but I think that dickies.

Chad:

I could be wrong, but I think dickies is probably one of his biggest shows like biggest venues to sell out, like I know that he sold out like red rock and things like that which is awesome, which, by the way, he performs there in may and red rocks yeah, I kind of want to go back, he's gonna do.

Chad:

Yeah, he's doing colorado springs and then red rocks I have, I have, uh, the poster from when I saw him last time with abraham alexander. Yeah, it was a good good show. Um, and then the day after we, we went to breakfast. Uh, never been to blue mountainound Cafe, oh, fuck yeah. It's like right up, y'all's alley.

Javier:

They got really good. They have really good scrambles.

Tim:

Is it like old people food? Yeah?

Javier:

It's like Westside Cafe. Where's that? It's? Over there off of Belknap.

Chad:

It's Belknap. No Blue Mound.

Javier:

Well, it's no north on.

Chad:

Blue Mound Blue Mound, cafe Blue Mound Sorry, it's right off of 820 and Blue Mound, like when you're kind of going towards the train tracks or whatever Like right over there yeah. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, but it was fantastic. I haven't had breakfast food, that wasn't brunch, in a very long time.

Tim:

I go to the River Oaks Cafe to get my breakfast. They have really good.

Javier:

We've gone a couple times and I like it.

Tim:

Yeah, it's great.

Chad:

I almost went to Ginger Brown's oh.

Javier:

We were this close.

Chad:

I haven't been there in so long, but I don't know if it'd be the same without the cigarette smoke gone. You know what I mean. It's actually better, I think. You can taste the food, I think yeah, I want to have some for you.

Javier:

um, and so we did that, and then we went to the shacks base all-stars all night it was fucking amazing.

Chad:

Was it both days ago, or it was just one day, it was just a full day.

Javier:

Somebody else was performing that next night because, holy fuck, like you can hear panther oven from the house really yeah, I mean you can hear it the saturday night from the house.

Chad:

Saturday was wild. There were so many people I've never been to like. We went to that one under the bridge thing. I'm gonna tell you that's not that decent you're saying Saturday was wild.

Tim:

There were so many people. Yeah, it did not sell nearly as much as what ubby dubby does see.

Chad:

I want to go to ubby dubby now. Okay, I really am into this, like dude, like just the vibes and someone that used to work for me a long time ago. They used to go to edm festivals all the time. They're like, you know, people are so nice and welcoming and they just they just love one another and it's fun and like they might get in the pit a little bit, but they're gonna pick you up and have a good time, kind of like some of the stuff you talk about with.

Tim:

Like on the metal scene.

Chad:

Yeah but like I never witnessed it firsthand, people were giving us like little trinkets and gifts and being super sweet. I don't know how many compliments we got on our light-up shoes, our 90s attire that we came in with off of Timu. People were just so fucking sweet.

Tim:

I've got some bracelets I can't remember what they call it where you do the whole hand thing and you transfer the bracelet. I've got two or three bracelets from last time I worked out there. You know I was actually working it and people were.

Chad:

Dude, we got to go to one together and I wanted this one to be it.

Tim:

I know it always works out.

Chad:

But maybe we should do Ubi Dabi. I don't know, it was just so much fun.

Tim:

I'll work one day and then I'll go one day. Let's do it, I'm going.

Javier:

Gonna go watch fat boy slim on the day before my birthday? Oh, that'd be cool, and that's in the silo at dallas and uh, you know, I just want to hear. I just, fat boy slim has been on my bucket list for a long time, yeah, so well, you know, there's a lot of really good artists.

Chad:

I don't know a lot of djs, and you know, but all the music was great. Uh went over. There was a second stage. We went over the second stage and there was this like big dude with overalls. No, it was not, but it looked like the guy from uh uh, what's that Canadian comedy show that we like?

Tim:

Uh, a letter kitty. Yeah, he kind of looked like the guy from letter.

Chad:

Kenny is like fucking feet from me with his, his hoodie on, just like getting it, and I'm like holy shit. And then Shaq goes the other direction, gets in the pit and starts like throwing some people around. I'm like holy shit, this is so much and I couldn't get over there quick enough. I wanted to. I was like I want to be in a pit with Shaq and it'll be so legit. Either way, I got to be really close with him was neat. Uh, we did the vip you know ticket so we were close enough to get like be able to see him.

Chad:

saw jake paul come up which is the night after the fight uh, it was just like in the middle of the set he just kept bringing up random people. He's like, hey, come on up. And it's like jake paul. Then he's like, come on up, it was somebody else and I was like holy shit, how many people are back there? But uh, yeah, it was a great time, it was just a phenomenal experience and I brought y'all some gummies, uh, some like shacks xl gummies. It's like his his head, she's like a big shack head gun oh yeah I'll bring him.

Chad:

I'll bring him in a couple weeks. I was so like flustered to get over here that I forgot them. But next time they're good, they're great. But uh, yeah, that's about it. We put up christmas stuff last night, so we're, we're oh, fuck you, man, it's not time Well we didn't put up the outside lights or the second tree, just like some of the-.

Tim:

Second tree. Oh, the first tree, the first tree's up, the first tree, but the second tree's not.

Chad:

Well, we got the living room tree, not the front door, day after.

Tim:

Thanksgiving, that's when Christmas stuff goes up.

Chad:

Look, I'm trying to hunt all of next week, anytime that.

Tim:

I or try to hunt, I'm trying to get that hunt on.

Chad:

So that's where I'll be. I'm not going to be. I got you.

Tim:

That's fine, leave it to Sarah. That's what she should be good at Watch it.

Chad:

Whoop that ass. She's going to whoop that. All right, Javier, what have you been up to the past couple of weeks?

Javier:

I can't even remember. Fuck, obviously the fight happened this weekend. That was cool, what?

Tim:

else. Did you watch it on Netflix? Yeah, we watched it on Netflix. I watched it on TikTok.

Javier:

Me and Anthony were like what the fuck's going on? There's a bear ass on the TV. It was Mike Tyson's ass. What else Me and Lance recorded at?

Tim:

Hoppin', hoppin', yeah, oh yeah.

Javier:

And you came out, you and Sarah came out. It was a lot of fun. Went two lanes after, had some drinks and some pizzas. Place always goes hard with the pizza.

Chad:

That food is so good I sleep on it. I forget about it.

Javier:

but the food's so good, dude, was it the debris fries?

Chad:

Yes.

Javier:

And they had tots. And they have obviously cheese, bread and pizza.

Chad:

It's fucking great, you know what the pizza kind of reminds me of, but better Is cafeteria pizza from high school. It kind of has that like just flat, not even a real pizza slice. There's topping from end to end, there's no actual crust, it's just like, oh, just like a square piece.

Javier:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's. Except, it tastes obviously way fucking better Way fucking better. Yeah, so that was good, man. Cowboys suck ass. Yeah, didn't do any of that shit. Man, I really wanted to go to Joseph Neville's show that last Saturday Two Saturdays back Nephew's birthday, shit happened, and then we were also tired. Yeah, I'm, yeah, like it's been a week um other than that. Man, it's pretty, it's been pretty chill it's hard to hit everything up.

Chad:

There's been so much stuff going on especially nowadays.

Javier:

Like I mean not nowadays, right now. It's kind of just like there is like so much going on. We're old and it's kind of hard to like fit stuff into life I already wish I was in bed right now.

Tim:

To be honest with you like I love you guys, but I'd much rather be home, right oh man like even sleeping too like tim wraps it up all right and that's uh, that's it, that's it, oh I mean I'm trying to think of, like other say bed I'm down, man, you man. I'm going to share a bed, or what.

Chad:

Okay, we're going to get some good sleeping. Keep the hat on bitch. So obviously we changed.

Javier:

We changed the um uh schedule, so we're going to start doing an episode every two weeks now. So those that don't know uh, we'll be going on live every two weeks. Um, kind of just a way to change. You know, it's never doesn't mean that we won't go to every three weeks man, our favorite people like all it's every two months, you know.

Chad:

Maybe we'll do once a year, who knows, we're gonna stay alive do I miss the forever reckless girls absolutely I'm missing.

Javier:

And robin, I miss hearing her too, and our friends too at the uh um the podcast cruiser dying breed.

Chad:

yeah, I know know, you just got a couple of us left.

Javier:

And we're still here, so we're not going anywhere. We ain't going nowhere, bitch, fuck y'all.

Tim:

Speak for yourself, man I might be going somewhere, I don't know.

Chad:

I want to see if we can do this whole AI VR goggle shows.

Javier:

We're going to try that too.

Chad:

That's going to be fun. How cool. I about it like y'all probably already know a lot more about it, but could we do a vr like a vr?

Tim:

there's gotta be, a way we can try, we can try.

Javier:

I think it'd be fun. There's gotta be a way. Um, but no, you know, we got the holidays coming up so it's big stuff happening here. Personally, you know, we, you know, got all these holiday shits and presents and going broke for these gifts, you know. So nothing, nothing crazy happening man. I will say this man, um, so nothing crazy happening man, I will say this man, yeah, what is it?

Chad:

What are you going to say?

Tim:

He's forgot he's been drinking. Yeah, I want to bring up something. Yeah, go ahead, all right. So we kind of hinted that we all watched the fight.

Javier:

Yes, yes.

Tim:

The butt. Was it rigged? No, no.

Chad:

You're talking about the biting of the gloves.

Javier:

He does that. He's done that forever. You even said it. I got a biting fixation. But he does that. That's a way to keep his chin hidden, so that way, and you can even watch. I don't know, man, you can watch. I'm not talking about that.

Tim:

I'm not talking about that. Saw some moves where typically you would see so he what was his last, his last fight, not his, his last non-section.

Javier:

ronnie jones exhibition and even then he was saying that, like roy, he was talking, they were talking to roy. He's like yeah, you know it was a good fight. Mike's a champ, you know it was crazy, you know it never happened, but you know it's good. And then mike's like I'm fucking tired, I'm fucking this was like four years ago.

Tim:

Yeah, he, yeah, he's old, but I'm just saying, there were some moves where I'm like either he is really slacking or he.

Javier:

He didn't come out well, people were posting videos from like four years ago of him training and he was like dude, that's where he was doing those really quick hooks.

Tim:

But I'm just saying like there were. There were some moves where Jake left himself open for one of Mike's signature, just you know?

Chad:

Yeah, he was a little bit slow.

Javier:

No, don't go yet Don't go yet, teresa, don't go yet.

Chad:

But yeah, so I think that I don't know, I feel, I don't think it was rigged.

Tim:

I think that Jake Paul could have whooped his ass like jake paul could have knocked about jake paul's coming in saying that he he didn't go as hard.

Javier:

He didn't you can see it, you can tell, you can tell yeah he's much slower than he normally is because tyson is slow.

Chad:

But with that being said, if they were going for punch for punch just like I punch you, you punch me, I punch you, you punch me I think that tyson would have knocked his ass out. That's how they should do it. Just like. I know boxing after watching ufc for a little bit and stuff like that, boxing is not as entertaining to me anymore. No, it's just all about evading. It's like not how hard you can punch, it's how much you cannot get boxing.

Javier:

There's always been the way he rolls out of those punches right, and so you know that's honestly, that's how it's supposed to be boxing it's all running.

Chad:

It just seems like it's. You know, it's not like ufc, where it's in your face, yeah with boxing.

Tim:

If you can, you can tie. If, let's see if I can spit it out, tire somebody out. Yeah, you know, go go the full eight rounds and use as little energy as you possibly can and tire them out and then you get them. You get them to the point where they're so tired that they make a mistake.

Javier:

The ladies were in the center of the ring fighting like it was, like a fucking brawl. They fought heavier and harder.

Tim:

I've always liked watching the lighter weight classes fight because, they seem to go faster. I was like that with UFC, but I'm with you Watching UFC, you watch them and they just I mean some brutal hits. I watch boxing and I was like that with UFC, but I'm with you Watching UFC, you watch them and they just I mean some brutal hits. Right, I watch boxing and I'm like it's like watching a chess match or it's like watching golf. Yeah, I mean I enjoy it.

Javier:

Right, it's just not like. It's better when you're drinking.

Tim:

Yeah 100%, or it's probably better when you're there too.

Javier:

Absolutely 100%.

Chad:

I didn't fights the undercard was worth it. Because they were all during the Leon concert. So when I got home, as soon as we got home, I turned on the TV and the Jake Paul fight started. So I missed all of those, but I heard you said they were great. It was amazing.

Javier:

It was the best part. Honestly, it was free, but those undercards, the two fights before, were the most electric great fights. They were toe-to-toe. You didn't know who was going to win. It was amazing. So real quick, real quick. Before Teresa goes to sleep, I want to give a shout out to Amplify817. They came out with their list of 10 artists that are now on the Music Library platform on their website.

Javier:

Quick shout out I'm going to go ahead and throw these out To Black Market Garden. One of their artists, carolina Emporio, d-flow, d-flow, uh. Carolina emporial, uh, deflo, deflo is a friend of um the boys over there at um. Fuck man, I haven't heard of heard of them in a long time, but they get your words out, dude.

Tim:

Come on brain, anyways get your words out.

Javier:

That's the problem. Uh, natalie robles. Uh, rebel floor. Uh, the vintage yell tips and over miller. Uh tom sless. Xavier secondless, xavier Second. And then LIYM I'm not sure if it's just the acronym or Liam- Maybe it's Liam and of course, returning artists Cherry Mantis, j-o-e, the Homie, keegan McEnroe Panoramic Duo and Simon Flory. So shout out to you guys welcome, welcome to the Amplify.

Tim:

Amplify 817 family and also the Trent guys and the.

Javier:

Trent boys, is that what?

Tim:

you're talking about? Are you talking?

Javier:

about Trent.

Tim:

I'm talking about Amplify. You're talking about who's D Flory?

Javier:

no, no, I was talking about. Stepco or no no no, no, no podcast RAP for Virgil's no, not RAP yeah much love to them boys too. Johnny, congrats on the baby oh my gosh. Felpod. Oh yeah, where have you?

Tim:

been. Sam Felpodcast still been kicking it we say podcast, and he arrives. I'm here dude who the no, fel's been kicking it for.

Javier:

I'm sorry, my brain is shutting down. I'm so confused I don't know, but we need to. He did your video. Your Get Blitzed.

Chad:

Yeah, he's Zeus. Yeah, he wasn't a TFTI guy TFTI.

Javier:

Was he? Thanks for the invite. Yeah, tfti.

Chad:

Right, they knew D-Flow. Oh, tfti, right, they knew deflo. Oh okay, okay. Okay. I'm like lyrical, like uh, they knew deflo, oh okay, okay, now I got what you're saying. That took me a minute to connect those. My brain was shutting down. I didn't know what the hell's going on is this goddamn liquor.

Javier:

You know my wisdom tooth hurts like a bitch, so shout out to everybody on the amplify 17 crew congratulations, and we can't wait to hear more of you. We're gonna make the list here, uh for uh, tfp playlist 3. And we can't wait to hear more of you. We're going to make the list here for TFP Playlist 3.0. So we can't wait for that. Much love to you guys.

Chad:

So apparently J-O-E's got this Black Friday party coming in from the chat over at Dr Jekyll's in. I think it's in Arlington right, black Friday. Ipa called Shysty Nice.

Javier:

Is that the one he's been working with? Ipa called Shysty Nice? Is that the one he's been working with? He's been creating?

Chad:

the brew, I guess so.

Javier:

Yeah, he's making his own beer.

Chad:

Yeah, she said oh, releasing a collab? Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Javier:

Yep, that's awesome, that's fun. Yeah, so go over there to Dr Jekyll's Back in the day.

Chad:

Dr Jekyll was only a brew shop, like you can only like. It wasn't even a bar or anything like that, and you just got to like, buy, like for home brewers. You got to buy Pantigo, that's right. So it's kind of like.

Tim:

Arlington it's.

Speaker 1:

Arlington ish.

Chad:

Yeah, but yeah Cool spot.

Tim:

Man I have. I have a fear of going into Pantigo. Why Pantigo and DWG Dow Worthington Gardens? Those cops don't fuck around.

Chad:

I wouldn't mind, living in Pantigo there's. I've been looking at some houses out there.

Tim:

They scare me why, dude, I'm telling you they don't fuck around them. And Mansfield cops used to be pretty rough. I don't know how they are now, huh, but I had some run-ins. You know, I had some run-ins.

Javier:

I had some run-ins with Arlington PD. Shout out to them for letting this drunk boy back to his dorm I got my first speeding ticket from Arlington PD.

Tim:

I also got my first civil rights violation by Mansfield. What yeah, dude? They illegally searched my car whenever I was like 17 years old. I was out fishing. I was fishing in some park and um go to leave and as I'm leaving, two man's field cops pull in and they had gotten reports of somebody doing something. Was not me. I was out fishing with my buddy that lived down in kennedale and, uh, next thing I know they're searching my vehicle and I was like you're allowed to do that and they were like we're allowed to do whatever we want.

Tim:

So yeah, that's my first violated my civil rights. Damn that sucks it does suck. So I stay away from Mansfield, I stay away from Mansfield, I stay away from Pantigo, I stay away from Delaware and the gardens. Albeit, those two, the last two, I would speed through there and do all sorts of they're like. Westworth Village Cops yeah, they're out to get you. They want to make that money.

Javier:

Oh yeah, they pulled me over once and searched my truck. I was like a block away from the house.

Tim:

Westworth pulled Jessie over one time just to get Her number no no To get.

Javier:

What up girl?

Tim:

He gave her a ticket for not having her front license plate not having her front license plate.

Javier:

Oh, river Oaks is the same shit. Fuck them, river Oaks.

Chad:

You're supposed to have your front license plate.

Tim:

Yeah, man, In River Oaks you are, you'll get pulled over Well in Texas it's like it's a state yeah.

Chad:

If you ain't got nothing to do you pull people over for that I didn't know that.

Tim:

Yeah, it's wild.

Chad:

Yeah, huh.

Tim:

All right michelin star texas thing, yeah, yeah I did hear about that that we've got.

Chad:

Uh, how how many now we got some local spots that were recognized. Recognized, uh, including uh, cortez, which is great.

Javier:

It is great like that place is really fucking good yeah, I think jamie went over there last week, right, christy?

Chad:

oh yeah, I think so, uh, but like, yeah, they got their like the big birria like yeah asking pizza thing, or it's basically yeah, it's I go there.

Tim:

I've gone there several times now.

Chad:

It's right there off of uh rosedale 287 yeah, on your way up to wesleyan fucking delicious it's great, um, and then who else panther city barbecue of course, shout out to them, the boys over there yeah, they were fantastic. And then who else I want to say? There was a couple more. I know that like goldies was recognized not, there was like some shout outs too right, like I don't understand the whole michelin stars are one thing, the recognition is another. Like they're recognized, michelin recognized locations because I don't think there was any dfw stars no, not actually yeah, I think michelin.

Tim:

Uh, michelin did a shout out for me too it.

Chad:

hey, thanks for getting our tires, boy. Yeah, there's a lot of actual stars, though, in Houston and Austin.

Javier:

I think La didn't La get something.

Chad:

Yeah, La Barbecue, right. Yeah, they got one. Yeah, a lot of really cool shout-outs at places that we've been, places that we enjoy.

Tim:

Places that we want to go to, yeah, places that we enjoy, places that we want to go to, yeah, and places that add up to the list we haven't gone to yet yeah, so pretty sweet. Yeah, I think Texas gets some love finally on that list. Yeah, and it's cool to see some of the barbecue joints getting that. That's true. That's a big thing and I'm ready for it. I want a Michelin star barbecue joint.

Javier:

I mean, they it now like I'm talking about here. I'm talking about here, I'm talking about here in fort worth. One star. One star is barley swine, over there in austin. Um, craft from akasi, it's a japanese place, hestia it's american. American, uh style food, interstellar got a star. Did they go by?

Tim:

this seller got us did they go by the star buffet?

Javier:

what's interstellar? Did they check that barbecue?

Tim:

okay, in austin did they check out Star Buffet off of 183 here.

Speaker 1:

I don't think so.

Tim:

Asian Star, yeah, Asian Star. They've already got a star, so I mean it only makes sense it's one star, they got a one star. It only makes sense.

Javier:

I think that's a got a one star.

Chad:

And Leroy and Lewis Barbecue also got a star. That place popped up on one of the foodie shows that I like and I tried to go. Last time I went to Austin but we ran out of time.

Javier:

And Dallas Tatsu is the only one that got. It's a Japanese in here in Dallas.

Tim:

I'm ready for I want. Fort Worth needs one.

Chad:

Yeah, I mean this kind of opened the gates a little bit. You know, I think.

Javier:

Didn't Smoke and Ash barbecue get recognition? I don't know.

Tim:

I've been wanting to go to Smoke and Ash for a while. It's out in Arlington.

Chad:

It's a whole Ethiopian barbecue place Really.

Tim:

Oh yeah, dude, it sounds great. Lance, and I have been talking about it. I think we should make a little trip there Then.

Chad:

Mixley or Meatly, I don't really know how it's pronounced, if the X is silent or not, but that one's in San Antonio and Sarish knows one of the owners, which is weird. Randomly Another barbecue Corkscrew Barbecue in Spring Dai Du, the place that you and I went to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I took Sarish there too. That place is fantastic, you get to recognize or no, they got a star um.

Tim:

It's all, it's a place that does like a lot of nil guy and the guy's a hunter. Yeah, it's all kind of like yeah, yeah, robin was, robin was talking, all about it.

Chad:

Yeah, we had a great brunch over there yep, emmer and rye and I think that's it. So, yeah, pretty cool, pretty cool for texas I'm here for it.

Tim:

Um, so I've got a. I got a couple of little video clips I want to play and I want to get you boys' thought process. What do you all think about this?

Javier:

Spit in my mouth and spit in my mouth. Let me pull this up here Sorry, oh, yeah, candies.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we still have candies.

Tim:

yeah, I forgot to listen to the video.

Chad:

Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1:

Have a puff, oh my.

Tim:

God, I'm trying to get it to work.

Javier:

Anyhoo in the video. Oh my gosh, have a puff. I'm trying to get it to work and it just anywho. Man, what a crazy like.

Speaker 1:

I can't believe we're already a week away from um thanksgiving thanksgiving.

Tim:

Okay, so have you uh have you heard the new uh clip from uh mel gibson? What so mel gibson's uh making the rounds again? So I I found this. It's basically someone doing a podcast and then they played the clip of Mel Gibson. So you're going to hear a little bit of that first, but then you're going to hear Mel Gibson's phone call with his girlfriend.

Chad:

Okay, If you guys haven't heard the secret recording of Mel Gibson losing his mind at his girlfriend, you need to hear this. You're not lying to me about fake.

Speaker 1:

I've never had.

Javier:

Yes, yes you.

Chad:

Where is it Tim? What happened?

Tim:

Oh, the 5G, it's not working. At&t, you suck.

Javier:

I got too old.

Tim:

Okay, hang on, here we go.

Chad:

F***ing his mind at his girlfriend. You need to hear this so you're not lying to me about fake f***s I never have.

Javier:

Yes, you just did. You said they weren't.

Speaker 1:

You f***ing lied to me. What you lied to me before I didn't. I never said anything of a kind. You never asked me, I never told you or maybe you asked me, but I never lied about this I don't lie.

Chad:

Who cares? So they look ridiculous. Get rid of them. Why don't?

Speaker 1:

you. Anyway, you know that's none of your business, it is, it is. They look stupid. I'm just telling you. It's just an appraisal. Keep them if you want. Look stupid.

Tim:

See if I give a f***, you know, but they're too big and they look stupid.

Speaker 1:

They look like some Vegas b****. They look like a Vegas b**** and you go around sashaying around in your tight clothes and stuff. I won't stand for that anymore.

Chad:

I don't walk around in tight clothes. I stay at home for most of the time you look like a public and it's a f***ing embarrassment to me.

Tim:

You look like a f***ing f***ing, f***ing, f***ing, f***ing, f***ing, f***ing, f***ing, f***ing, f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f. No, I think it's the one from a long time ago, because it sounds a lot like unless he is a hardcore, fucking racist.

Javier:

So I mean, so I've never heard.

Tim:

I never heard the old one. It sounds like it. Okay, so I never heard the old one. Well, it's resurfaced again. It's making its rounds, Wow.

Javier:

It's pretty fucked. That's why he was canceled for the longest time. Is he still canceled, though?

Tim:

I mean he's in movies with fucking will ferrell, and that's true. I mean I guess he's still, but he apparently he's not a fan of fake boobs.

Chad:

Who would have thought a titty is a titty is a titty, says it seems like, more than anything, he's just an over like oh you're right, piece of shit on the group chat.

Javier:

Uh glad it says that the last one was to a female cop.

Chad:

So this is new.

Javier:

No, he was talking to his girlfriend, but he spoke to a female cop also with this kind of shit.

Chad:

Got it, and so, yeah, that guy's a hardcore, fucking racist. Yeah, fuck that guy. Okay, Now isn't he the one that did the something to Christ Lethal Weapon and Passion of the Christ? Yeah, didn't he do Passion of the Christ An ap Isn't?

Tim:

he the one that did something to Christ. Lethal Weapon and Passion of the Christ yeah, didn't he do? Passion of the Christ, that makes sense. Apocalypto yeah it never fails.

Javier:

He called her Sugar Tits. He called her Sugar Tits.

Tim:

Jesus. So a TikToker recently got a hotel and it's supposed to have a room with a window. Okay, and the room with the window looked from the, from the ads. It looked great, everything looked great, everything looked wonderful. They get to their room and they open the window and it looks directly into a restaurant with a table literally next to the next to the window, so they go out like they they've got bit.

Tim:

There's a video of this where they're they're opening the. They open up the, the curtain and and they're looking and watching two people have lunch. Is it a Carl's Jr? It's not a bit. I thought it was a bit. I thought it was like I think you should leave, or something like that.

Chad:

Did they also have dinner or lunch next to the window?

Tim:

No, no, no. So they go outside to look, they end up going into where the restaurant is.

Chad:

Yeah.

Tim:

And they've got some sort of film so you can't see in like. So nobody can see in. It's like one way. So the people they're eating have no idea that. That's what that's a window to uh, a bedroom, essentially. Is it like mirror?

Chad:

yeah, holy shit, yeah yeah, that's bizarre.

Tim:

So I want to ask would you, would you stay? Would you stay in that room if I can see bleeding? No, I mean yeah, and they can't see me, they can't see you oh yeah, fuck yeah okay.

Chad:

Is it creepy too? Because I feel like that'd be a fun like social experiment, just kind of like that's like uber people watching, like that's the top tier people watch. I think it is too.

Javier:

It's like that one um vince bond movie where he's on a work trip and he has to go to europe and they don't have money so he has to stay, like in the art installation called american, like office worker, and it's like a clear box and people are just watching him like work and then, uh, it's funny, but uh okay, but would you be mad, like whenever he first gets in a room because the pictures that they, that they showed like what the room was supposed to look like.

Tim:

It's supposed to have a beautiful view that overlooked, like whatever city it was. It was like new york and it definitely does not what if the restaurant came after?

Chad:

what if it was just a before picture? I think they're not lying.

Speaker 1:

I kind of think it was a before picture it's like, but I think you should update your update your site a little bit, right?

Tim:

yeah, like that's just my thought. This is weird.

Javier:

I'm thinking about it now. Uh, gladys says people with fetishes for people eating I just imagine a man just like hunched over one arm on the glass oh no somebody eat and just like going to town.

Tim:

It's really weird it's, it was it's. It's strangely bizarre, like I think I can do that. I would, um, I think I could stay there. I don't't think Jesse would be able to stay there.

Chad:

All right, hold on Two questions. So one would you stay in the hotel room?

Tim:

Yes, I would try to get a discount. I would, but is?

Javier:

there a way for me to cover, like the people eating?

Chad:

Yeah, they have a curtain, you can pull the curtain back and you can watch or you can see when you want to. That's fine. Yeah, all right. Question two when you want to and when you don't, you just close the curtain.

Javier:

You don't have to open it for a quick peep show and you're good to go just want to watch him eat a little bit of carl's jr and then, oh, you can, you can open the here's.

Tim:

The other thing is you can open the window. What? Yeah yeah so you know does it go up or out. It like folds open so you can open the window and like while people are like, not not looking. If you had the window popped open just enough, reach out there and grab yourself a little bite to eat All right.

Chad:

Would you, knowing that that window mirror is a window to a room, would you eat at that table?

Tim:

Would I eat at that table?

Chad:

Yeah, If they sat you down and you're like, hey, this is the only table we've got available for two hours. Would you want to sit here?

Tim:

How hungry am I you hours? Would you? Would you want to sit here? How bad, how hungry am I I'm.

Javier:

You're very hungry if I'm very hungry. You just got off a flight you forgot to eat breakfast.

Tim:

Yeah, you're in vegas. Yeah, I'm gonna.

Chad:

I'm gonna eat there, I'm gonna eat there and I'm gonna stare directly into that just like eat, like just eat, and stare at yourself in the mirror like watch yourself, I'm gonna, you're gonna see me pick up the people on the other side it's like a bird feeder, it's like they got that clear square right there and it's like to put the food there and you're like, oh, fuck, oh and eating hot dogs and it's just like so.

Tim:

The people on the other side are going to see me pick up my chair and I'm going to then face it directly to where javier is, the window and I am staring directly where I think his eyes are and I'm going to shovel food into my gullet that would be fucking awesome.

Chad:

I want to get that room, just so you can go eat, and I want to record the whole.

Speaker 1:

Thing.

Chad:

Honestly, they could sell that hotel room. They need to get better marketing because they could go. Hey, do you like to watch people eat? Come on into our room with this window. That's going to be weird enough, where people want to stay there anyway.

Tim:

We won't shame your fetishes. Straight to the point, man. It's like cuck for food.

Javier:

That's your fetishes, straight to the point man.

Tim:

Yeah, it's like cuck for food, that's. That's a tagline. Though it's a tagline, are you a?

Javier:

cuck. Are you a cuck for food? You know we are come join us at the excalibur, yeah, so um, fucking excalibur, I don't know.

Tim:

So would you try to get that? Would you try to get your money back though like, or would you try to get a discount?

Chad:

no, I, I would laugh it off, I might record it, I would send it to you guys as a video. I don't think. I would have ever posted it, it's for the gram.

Tim:

It's not for the gram, but for the. What is it? I can't remember what they call it. It's oh, man, brain's not working. It's for the bit. It's for the bit, right, yeah, yeah.

Chad:

So I would enjoy it.

Tim:

I take those kind of experiences with what they are okay, fucked up, weird situations, all right. So with that, yeah, I want to jump into airbnb for a second, because we've talked about airbnb previously about how we've heard videos and or, you know, seen videos.

Chad:

Whatever there's definitely hiding in them, or there's people hiding in the wall, hiding in the walls.

Tim:

They've got a room that they've sealed off so nobody knows. And it's like billing as the whole. You right, right, all right. So this lady she had a weekend getaway with some teacher friends she's a school teacher. They all went to this Airbnb and after everything was over she gets hit with this bill for like $18,000. Fuck, they're saying that they damaged. There was all this damage in the bathroom. The bathtub was damaged, there was, you know, a whole bunch of damage, right, well, she's like we're a bunch of teachers, we didn't have a wild crazy party, we didn't do anything. Right, yeah, airbnb saying I mean, they got the pictures to prove that there was damage and so they're trying to uphold that right, they're refusing so it's gonna have to go small claim score. But what? It seems like the guy is wanting to them to bankroll his remodel because they got the house up for sale. The house is up for sale, so when the remodel the bathroom?

Chad:

that's fucked.

Tim:

One of the pictures that they showed was at the bathtub and it's clearly you could see there was a sledgehammer that was taken to the bathtub because it's like punctured a hole. So with that, we've, we've. We've heard these bad things about Airbnb. Like I'm still probably going to stay in Airbnb.

Chad:

Of course, yeah.

Tim:

But are we at a point now that it's kind of like where we've cut the cord and now we had to buy all the channels back to where we probably should just get back on cable again? Are we at a point now where it makes more sense probably to just get a hotel room?

Chad:

I always weigh my options. I always look at both. I yes, like this friday I'm going down to waco hang out with danny. We we looked at airbnbs. It didn't make sense. We just got a hotel you know what I mean like it, unless you've got a big group of people or you're going to somewhere like broken bow or something like that and you want to get a cabin. You just got to see the price. What makes more sense?

Chad:

yeah unless you have something really cool, some of the airbnbs are just cool like they do like, yeah, some of the cool.

Tim:

And then they got some of the cool like uh not excursion ones, but like the

Javier:

what I mean? What did I walk?

Chad:

into by the way, airbnb talking about airbnb.

Tim:

So okay, just to recap, because javier had to had to relieve the weasel weasel okay um lady has a bunch of her lady friends. They all get an Airbnb, their teachers, whatever they leave, nothing crazy happens and the lady who booked it gets a bill for $18,000 cause they're claiming damage.

Tim:

Um, and it looks like the guy's just trying to bankroll his remodel, his bathroom, cause he's putting the house up for sale, all right. So my question is cause? I mean, because you got shit like that and and and you as the consumer is not really protected. So, number one, I feel like you need to go in with a video. After this has got me thinking this now, go in and video what it looks like whenever I get there. Video what it looks like whenever I leave. Okay, that way I've got proof, because airbnb the last I heard was they were upholding the guy's claim that they owe money yeah, so we do that, for at the shop customer drops their car off, we take pictures as soon as they drop off.

Javier:

Around the car, like four corners, damage, anything we might spot mileage in the bin. Same goes for a loaner car. We do the same thing. I tell the customers the same thing. I'm going to record video and I'm going to take pictures of the entire car. If you don't, and there's damage that's not on there, then I'm going to call your insurance, I'm going to put it on your insurance and they're going to pay for the repairs. You're more than welcome to do it, but I'm telling you right now this is what I'm doing. I suggest you do the same shit. Yeah, it wasn't. I didn't know how that happened, understandably, understandably, but I told you to take your pictures, right? Yeah, let's look at our pictures. It wasn't there, but I didn't do it like, well, I'm, it's still there. I still have to go through your insurance. They still have to pay for the day.

Javier:

Yeah, so you might not have done it, but someone else, did it someone else, and so yeah, look I feel like we're at that point now that we're gonna, like you, gotta protect your ass yeah like and that's what got.

Tim:

It's got me paranoid about these airbnbs, yeah I don't know like I'm afraid that there's people putting cameras in there because you see all those stories and then you hear, like, about the people that are hiding in the in like a hidden room or whatever, because they want to live there and like that.

Javier:

like that other asshole on the YouTube was like well, you can rent a room Like bitch we weren't talking about that.

Tim:

Yeah, we're talking directly about putting it up as the whole house, but there's someone hiding in there, right? So you hear stories like that, and I get it. The internet perpetuates things and it puts it in your face and so maybe it's not as frequently happening or frequent as happening as frequently as one might think, right, but again, like it's got me kind of paranoid, I get it, yeah, I mean, but you know, if you're actually that scared and you know you could get the little camera viewers, you could take video of your place there's.

Chad:

you know, just be smart, yeah. So I, I and also I, I'm curious to see, like, what the rating was on this Airbnb, because a lot of Airbnbs I stay at are the ones like oh, you found a gem. This place is never available and they got like 4.9 stars.

Tim:

That's the one. I try to say those to.

Chad:

So you want to stay at the good ones? Don't go to one that has three and a half stars and only has two reviews. That guy's out to fuck you.

Tim:

He reviews like that guy's out to fuck you, he's gonna fuck you. Yes, he's gonna find you and he's gonna fuck you. Yeah, that's exactly what's gonna happen. I don't know. I just feel like, uh, we're, I feel like we've gone full circle with the whole like um less airbnbs, more hotels now hey, look, he's gonna whip you silly, he's gonna fuck you stupid hey welcome back to the conversation I mean, do you feel like, uh, do you feel like staying in a hotel might be the better option?

Javier:

now you know what man Kind of, because I was looking at those prices, I think for Austin it was like, well, fuck man, I mean for that price maybe we need to just stay at a goddamn Holiday Inn or whatever. Chase, what up dog. But yeah, I mean, sometimes it depends. I mean again, whenever you and I went to austin yeah you know we stayed at the holiday inn. You know we didn't. It was, it was cheap yeah, it was cheap.

Tim:

I love that on december. Yeah, yeah, my favorite fucking love it fucking.

Chad:

I mean, god forbid, I mean except for the one time the ac was out otherwise place, and then, uh you know you might get, uh, you know, murdered, but you know whatever.

Tim:

but hey, look, look Worth it.

Javier:

I mean, it was a, they have a pool, they have a pool.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Javier:

You know it's a great location and yeah, you're right, murdered Might get murdered.

Tim:

It's walking the race. The Rainy Street Strangler.

Javier:

Yeah, I think that's what. Again, like you said, unless you're with a big group, then it's good to have an Airbnb, obviously, but if it's just like two of you or whatever, if you're not wanting to stay there for a good amount.

Chad:

What if there's three of me?

Javier:

Well, there's three of you. You got a real big problem because there's three Chads running around. It could be like a whole multiplicity situation. That's weird. You got one of them is like you know what one of them was that I'm not saying it, excuse me.

Chad:

One of them was he was like ah, you know, I think I need to go watch this movie. Actually you do?

Tim:

it's pretty fucked up. Yeah, yeah, um, do you have it on plex?

Javier:

uh, no, but I could probably find it okay he literally had one of those top those hats with the spinny yeah he did, he did have a.

Chad:

I'm davey like okay, guy he's got a new show out on apple tv and it's actually pretty good. Which one? It's pretty fucked up. He's like a, a doctor, like this psychologist talking to this kid. What's his name? What's the actor's name I want?

Javier:

to make sure keaton.

Chad:

Okay, never mind, you're thinking, you're thinking.

Javier:

I'm thinking of multiplicity. You said multiplicity, that's Michael Keaton.

Chad:

Okay, I've got them mixed up. Who's the guy in City Slickers? Oh, billy Crystal, billy Crystal.

Javier:

He's got a new show. Oh, you're right, he does, and I've been watching it.

Chad:

We've been watching it and it's actually really fucking good. We're trying to find new shows to watch.

Tim:

We're trying to find new shows to watch. You're just calling out old ones.

Javier:

Yeah, I know like I've already watched marvelous miss mazel. That was a really good show, really good entertaining.

Tim:

Okay, re-watch mad men we re-watched that not too long ago and I forgot how it ended and I was just like oh yeah but we want to watch.

Chad:

We talked about um severance you want to watch that one's so good, we want to watch severance and silo because that one just came out recently and apple tv's got a bunch of good shows it does all right shrinking.

Tim:

I want to ask what shrinking, what shrinking? So I want to ask one more, oh and madman just came out, sorry tim sorry, more question. Yes, all right. So have y'all recently seen that Spirit Airlines took a gunshot, a couple gunshots?

Javier:

Oh in.

Tim:

Haiti, right, yeah. So, first off, why the fuck is Spirit Airlines flying to Haiti Like?

Chad:

that doesn't make any sense.

Tim:

It's in the Caribbean dude, nobody's going to Haiti right now.

Chad:

Yeah, they're not and they're definitely not going after what happened.

Tim:

They are because the spirit's going but it took multi, it took multiple shots yeah like I can't imagine being on that plane. That's wild, all right, so I see that happen. Now we had, uh, the one in dallas, southwest, southwest, got shot. You know why, why I was still on the runway or taxiway right, which that all right. I'm gonna say like I don't think it was a target, I don't think they were just shooting at the plane.

Chad:

It's not okay to be shooting around Dallas, given the area.

Tim:

I think that's what happens over there.

Javier:

I will say this from experience what shooting planes? No, not shooting planes. We had a shop on what's that road, Herb.

Tim:

No Loop 12?. No, no In.

Javier:

Dallas yeah, right, when you're going into Southwest Cedar Springs.

Tim:

Cedar Springs, okay, cedar.

Javier:

Springs we had a shop that was a block from the entrance of Southwest yeah. And every day we had flights going over the shop, sure. So in that area I'm sure people can like see the plane and you're just, you can just like shoot at it.

Tim:

Well, nobody's shooting at it. This was like on the runway though they were, it wasn't flying, it was on the taxiway. Oh, that's weird. Took a bullet to the, to the cabin area, all right. So that happens. And then I just saw a video from inside of the cockpit or not the cockpit, but the fuselage, you know where the passenger, at where someone did what they said you couldn't do and they popped the emergency exit mid-flight. Whoa, yeah. And there's. I want to know do you get your money back for that?

Javier:

you fucking better and you better get like three free flights. Fuck that.

Tim:

Because they said that's something you can never do, but someone did it.

Chad:

There's a law that they're passing, not about that kind of situation, because that's far and few between, few and far between, but there's a law that's going to be passed that, like you know, when flights are delayed three or more hours or whatever, you're supposed to get money.

Chad:

You know when flights are delayed three or more hours or whatever You're supposed to get money, You're supposed to be compensated, but they always come in the form of a coupon or whatever. Well, there's going to be a law that already got passed I think it just hasn't gone into effect yet where you're supposed to be immediately compensated with cash. They put it back in your bank account not like coupons, I want cash in hand. Give me my cash now.

Tim:

I met my destination. Give me money. All you can give you is these chick-fil-a coupons. They're good for three thousand dollars for the chick-fil-a. They're good for 10 chick-fil-a sandwiches and 10 my pleasures. Right, but only at the chick-fil-a in kansas city. Yeah, only that one it's like whenever you go and watch the mavs, the mavs win. You get what? A burger or something like that for free.

Javier:

You get like Taco Bueno, you get like a Muchaco.

Tim:

I mean, I've heard that like oh, you have the option of getting the voucher or getting cash.

Chad:

You have to ask for it. I think it depends on the airline.

Tim:

Usually it's a voucher, and it's got to be. It has to be like something not weather related or whatever, like you know right right because they can't control the weather. I mean they can. They can control the weather they, of course they can you know, they've proven that. Um, I think to close out this uh whole thing, did you? Did y'all hear about the congressional hearing about aliens and where they're coming from?

Javier:

I heard something about it, but um, I saw something pop up about you from the ocean what they're saying, that they're from the ocean.

Tim:

no, that's what it was a congressional hearing. And they're saying that they're from the ocean no, that's what it was a congressional hearing and they're saying that they're from the ocean.

Chad:

Who's they Like? You gotta be a little bit more particular.

Tim:

I don't know what the dude's name is, but they're sitting before Congress saying, yeah, it's from the ocean, yeah, but if they put you before, Congress, you're gonna say oh, I saw a ghost.

Chad:

It pulled on my sleeve.

Tim:

But, they.

Javier:

They're not going to put me in front of Congress. I don't have a good track record.

Speaker 1:

Get this man out of here and they put a burlap sack over him, they start beating him with a sack full of oranges.

Chad:

Why would I be at a congressional hearing? Put the hat with the spinny thing back on this man and send him on his way.

Tim:

They were saying, yeah, it's from the ocean, and they're saying that these aliens have been here much longer than we have.

Javier:

I mean, look, dinosaurs have been here much longer than we have. Yeah, so dinosaurs aren't alive still yes they are Alligators birds, those okay Birds. Birds are dinosaurs of all when did they get the bottle for the raptor?

Tim:

Oh yeah, A Jurassic Park From a bird Birds.

Chad:

Okay, let's kind of unravel this a little bit Birds. So if there are aliens, underwater they're saying they're from the. Yeah, so how could this have happened? Just thinking so, if they've been around forever, could they have been like, hey, let's go underwater before these asteroids hit, because the whole world's going to be taken out and we don't have any option but to go underwater. And they've just been living there for like hundreds of thousands of millions of years.

Tim:

Well, they've been coming out of the water, but that's their home, the water's their home and they come and visit I know. So let's put it in perspective.

Javier:

Pharrell white, Pharrell the hat. Okay, All hat Okay. All right, Got it See.

Chad:

I'm seeing Charlie Crockett. I'm seeing a lot of Charlie Crockett.

Javier:

Charlie Crockett has the fitted cowboy hat. It's got the curve, it's got curves.

Tim:

Yeah, it's got curves.

Chad:

Yeah, this is a short person I'm just seeing with the beard, which looks good, man it's, it's going away sing me tennessee whiskey, you fucker.

Tim:

Sorry, chris stapleton. Chris stapleton, this beer's not that big. Um, all right, just hear me out. The ocean is water. Us saying that we understand what's in the ocean is basically the equivalent of all we've looked at, and it is by taking like a scoop of water and like looking and saying, oh, there's no life form in here. Really, you know, right, we haven't explored that much. So I'm saying if the aliens are coming from there, I mean they're here I, I mean, I, I believe it, I I wouldn't I, I believe it.

Tim:

We spend a lot of time in the water I love the the water.

Javier:

Maybe, you're an alien, you do.

Tim:

You do. I'm a big fan of the water. Yeah, you could be an alien.

Chad:

I come from the water. Where's your gills at?

Tim:

You got gills, I wish.

Chad:

He's got chads.

Tim:

He's got chads.

Chad:

What the?

Tim:

fuck, does that even mean?

Javier:

You know, what I mean. I don't like the way Western Walter White oh shit, what is it?

Tim:

I'm the one who knocks.

Javier:

Yeah, I have a story before we close out, so remind me please Go ahead.

Chad:

No, go ahead. No, I think we're about done, we're about done. Okay, so a special congratulations to and it's time to go everyone. All right, all right, that was fun, no, no.

Javier:

A special congratulations to Masanobu Sato. He's the world champion in masturbating. In 2008, he pleasured himself in front of a crowd at San Francisco's annual Masturbate-a-thon for nine hours and 33 minutes, and has even talked to the press about his handy, award-winning techniques. His girlfriend doesn't like sex, but supports him and his ambitions. In 2009, he beat quote his own record, extending it to nine hours and 58 minutes. Sato has strong sponsorships with tenga, a japanese company that makes futuristic masturbatory tools. Manasabo sato is also suspected to be the man behind the pen name Turbo Masturbo, who wrote the book how to Masturbate Properly, which contains 100 masturbation commandments. So congratulations to you, sir. I salute you, me and the rest of the mankind. Where did this come from?

Tim:

Did something happen today.

Javier:

It was on Reddit, I'm sorry, it just popped up.

Tim:

It's a masturbating champion.

Javier:

Wow, masturbation world champion. Shout out to you, man, because you had to drink a lot of Gatorade.

Tim:

Yeah, we're actually going to have him on in a couple weeks. I hear Masturbating champion Boys. Do y'all have anything else?

Javier:

Well, everybody has a great turkey day. Enjoy it with your families or enjoy doing whatever you want to do. Live your life, because we're only a speck of dust here in this whole universe.

Tim:

We're just but dust in the wind. We're just nothing but dust.

Javier:

I saw it on an episode of King of the Hill before I came here. You know what I'm trying to do. Just a dust in the wind. That was Boom Howard that said that.

Chad:

We could tell yeah, Alright, everybody, if you don't already do so, please make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel. You can find all our things at TheFunkyPanther and TheFunkyPanthercom. Call text leave us a voicemail 817-677-0408. Stay good, everybody. I'm Chad, I'm Horny and I'm Tim.

Javier:

And we are the.

Tim:

Funky Panthers.

Chad:

Stay hard everyone Stay hard. I said Horny panther.

Speaker 1:

And turkey, lurkey, dapp. I eat that turkey, then I take a nap. Thanksgiving is a special night. Jimmy Walker used to say dynamite. That's right. Turkey with gravy and cranberry. Can't believe the Mets traded that for strawberry.

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