
Not An Adult
Welcome to Not An Adult, the delightfully absurd show that explores the comical escapades of our own lives and those of people from the UK and beyond. With captivating soundscapes and a touch of grown-up humor, we'll whisk you away into our whimsical conversations. Tune in every other week for interactive segments and become a part of the laughter!
Episodes
21 episodes
The Absolute State of The UK Right Now.
Welcome to Series 2 of NAA! In this episode, we'll catch you up on our life and current plans, discuss noteworthy events in the UK and worldwide, offer some valuablish tips, share some hilarious stories and have a good old moan a...
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1:20:05

The Phillip Schofield Iceberg: Sinking Titatanic Submarines & Bank Robbery
In this thrilling episode we delve into the world of the Phillip Schofield, try to figure out what happened to the missing titanic submarine and provide you with all the latest tips to improve your life, you know the drill. SHOW BE...
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49:15

Festival Smuggling Tips and How Masturbating With Hair Removal Cream Feels.
This weeks show is brought to you by pure dehydration, we sat in the sun drinking all day as most of England did this weekend so prepare yourself for a distinct lack of enthusiasm and large quantity's of self pity. We explore everything from Fe...
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35:55

This is What Happens When You Drink Cider in the Sun All Day.
Get ready for an alcohol fueled journey this week, the twin rocket boosters were at full tilt from the outset and throughout and subsequently the G-force caused some effects on speech, you may notice it becomes slow n slurry but its actually ju...
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59:27

Boris Johnson Arrested For Drink Driving In Ukraine, sort of.
Quantum Computing could be the cure to ageing and many other problems that exist today, it could also become best pals with Ai and destroy your nana and mine too. Either way we need to be prepared and informed, so you've got that plus a load of...
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58:53

How To Stage Your Own Kidnapping To Get Out Of Work and Stop iPhone Apps Turning You Gay.
This weeks episode was recorded live from our canal boat holiday so expect drunken rambles from the outset and throughout. We could only take a limited amount of our equipment but we did our best with what we had! ALSO! We have a brand new stud...
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1:11:22

Stealing Money from Family Members and Spunking in a Shoe Box
Welcome back to the grey area of the podcast sphere and this week we talk 12 year olds consuming THC Gummies, people getting struck by 60mph cows and a first hand account of the worst surgery a nurse has ever done, honestly its a proper gross e...
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47:35

Alien Probes Sent to Earth, Pentagon Files and Politicians Put in Cages and Thrown in the River.
The aliens are on route and the humans are focused on my little pony and debates on whether you should bite an ice cream or lick it. This episode was recorded shortly after Rudi's 3 day party so expect low dopamine, impulsive outbursts and l...
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1:02:34

Artificial Intelligence on Ketamine, Samurai Sword Monopoly, IKEA Hot Dogs and much more!
Greetings fellow humans, it seems we are on the precipice of fully autonomous Ai, so this week as its Rudi's birthday we get extremely wonky and try to tackle the complicated issue of artificial intelligence and its current threat to hum...
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1:04:11

Donald Trump, Cheese Kebabs, and the Temparature of Farts as they leave the body.
Welcome back to the latest edition of NAA!This week we learn how to rob trollys from supermarkets without even needing a quid thanks to DAMON from Warwickshire submission, we also talk a...
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58:48

Armageddon Alert, Secret North Korean Weapon, Google Bard, Underwear Sniffers and much more!
Are you ready for another dose of NAA? Buckle up, because this week's episode is jam-packed with sweaty uneducated goodness. -TIMECODE-1:03 - What we have been upto this week.Lauren explains the current shif...
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54:45

Drunk Politics & Economics, Medical Mistakes, Criminal Submission and much more!
Welcome back for some more marmite flavoured yoghurt. This weeks edition begins sober and slowly decents into drunkeness as we pre drink and prepare to go out for the night, even though we said we wouldn't last week. Usual bizness as...
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1:06:35

Vegans Slapped With Steaks, Intercourse With Pizza, Microwaved Socks and much more!
Expect adult themes accompanied by child like perspectives finished with mellow undertones in this weeks edition of NAA.Here's a breakdown of what to expect in this episode:0:47 - The birth of a new podcast.1:08 - ...
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44:45

Tommy Fury, Caravan Life, Drug Smuggling, Camel Races and much more!
We are both feeling fresher this week, so back to the usual biz... Expect adult themes accompanied by child like perspectives finished with mellow undertones in this weeks edition.Here's a breakdown of what to expect in this episode:...
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54:48

COVID-23 Special: Seized Korean Babes, Cheese Toasty Fire, Tiger Tampons and much more!
This week we are both ill so we decided to make a poorly podcast special, see you on the other side...Here's a breakdown of what to expect in this episode:1:04: We basically just moan about being ill for 5 mins.<...
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53:10

UFO Shot Down, Wegovy Jabs, ChatGPT Problems and much more!
Welcome back to your midweek guilty pleasure! In today's episode, we explore the crazy world of America and how they're coping with the latest UFO/UAP phenomena. Then, we swiftly move on to a woman who shoved a quail egg up...well, you'll have ...
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52:56

Andrew Tate Update, Creme Egg Up Bum, Grammys, Lethal Toilet Roll and much more!
In this week's episode of the podcast, hosts Rudi and Lauren catch up on what they've been up to. Rudi is on the hunt for a delivery driver job as he and Lauren plan to save up before moving to Vietnam. They also share their newfound love for n...
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52:13

Nicola Bulley, Jizzy Jewelry, Goat Man, Psycho Owl, Dad Farts and much more
In this weeks podcast we embark on an intriguing journey into a world full of secrets and strange tales. We start with the story of The Goat Man and his three-day journey living like a goat. Then, we explore the unique business of Jizzy Jewelry...
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1:02:12

Justin Roiland, Asparagus Fortune Teller, Snot as Lube, Ransomware and much more.
In this episode, we dive into the bizarre and often humorous aspects of humanity. Join us as we explore the strange world of Asparagus Fortune Telling, a man who makes a living selling burps in a jar and the tales of two women wh...
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54:03

Sex Shops, British Gas, Stray Dildos, Condom Artwork and much more!
Welcome to the Not An Adult podcast, where hosts Lauren and Rudi share their weekly adventures, struggles, and hilarious anecdotes. Join us as we discuss the latest news and current events, including Andrew Tates arrest and the extension of his...
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42:59

Prince Harrys Book, Smelly Food, NAA News, Dry Jan, and much more.
Welcome to the latest episode of your new favorite podcast. This week, Lauren takes a deep dive into Prince Harry's new book, sharing some of the most intriguing snippets and giving her take on the controversial content. But that's not all, sti...
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